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Stud finder
Fact of the day 1: https://imgur.com/gallery/Hhmn7Mv
Fact of the day 2: https://imgur.com/gallery/ZF0SH18
Dec 5, 2018 12:06 PM
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Fact of the day 1: https://imgur.com/gallery/Hhmn7Mv
Fact of the day 2: https://imgur.com/gallery/ZF0SH18
bl0ke
I was not aware of that.
Synard
Its impossible for a man to walk by bacon cooking without saying “Do I smell bacon?”
Gillonator
Done it
MrFJ
Fun fact: Stud finders are only used by electricians in Denmark.
thatwoodguy
Wife borrowed one from her Dad and at family picnic, scans my groin with it and gets a beep. "It works. I'm as surprised as anyone"
OneDrunkenCanuck
Wow, is this an American thing? I've never heard it before... but I know a few pun-haters who will hear it pretty soon xD
JCentauri
Can confirm...
beegobuzz
Paging @dannwyrm to the white courtesy phone, your dad joke has been found.
IceVamp
Curses! It would make no sense in my language. Missed gf eye roll opportunity.
numbonvalium
I have never done this, does this say something about my sense of self-worth?
Paidthecosttobetheboss
Can attest. 100% true.
Pelle494
Wrong! Never don it...
McMeowenstein
tahrey
I've never done this, because I didn't know that was the name of the device. Said "Pipe and Cable Finder" on the box.
minibois
If it's a two man job, the other dude is obliged to say "I didn't know that was a tool finder". But that's just showbiz baby.
MooseInNoose
Also you gotta knock on the walls to find it yourself first, only use the finder to confirm you are correct.
JellybellyBushroot
Guilty as charged.
Compound515
I just said "you don't need a stud finder, I'm right here" and my friend asked me how I knew where the studs were
RaggedCritic
Aw shit, guess I'm a lesbian now.
faelis
Confession: I do most of the handy work around my house. I still put the stud finder on my husband and make this joke every time I need it.
Matsuuu
I also think your husband is stud
Queble
O crap. Just bought one last week, and well..... It appears this is true
MaddPainting
I have never done that.....
atleastIwasnt36
Works every time
oneupr
As a man, I’d like to way in here...true
oneupr
*weigh
LittleMsSparkles
I am not a man and I do this.
JRedBear
I once saw a male friend pick up the stud finder and do this. The Device gave the error warning. He was never the same since.
HailHector
I'm pretty sure t it's in the instructions... That nobody reads.
Omegarighteous
Make sense to me, I can’t prove otherwise because I haven’t read the manual
samwyze
Why would nobody read them if tits are in there?
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Blrp0
Great mans think alike.
LompHoofd
FreelanceSpermDonor
You did and OP stole it. Time to lawyer up.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
SithLordSloth
I legitimately thought you had to do this to calibrate the machine or something when I was younger. My dad never laughed after the line...
MaxximumB
@op Are you going to cover the cordless drill as a gun or robot walk facts?
MaxximumB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz6-Nf1e0vU
ThisWasABadChoice
Okay, that’s amazing. That’s definitely going on the list.
ThisWasABadChoice
I have the cordless drill one ready for tomorrow! Fill me in on the robot walk?
ChookityPop
Like the robot dance but using the drill to make the noise as you do so - it's simply not possible to resist!
AmbulatoryMoss
Oh that's brilliant, thanks for adding it to my repertoire
iamthisguy247
Because it’s impossible for me to scan myself and not find a stud! Amirite ladies? No? Well fuck you, my mom says I’m handsome!
Skyjack567
I think I'm obligated to say "found the incel" here.
OtterlyMagnificent
I scan my brother with it. My mom scans my dad.
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OtterlyMagnificent
Well I can't really scan myself, and it would be more awkward to scan my dad instead of the person I shared a womb with.