Fact of the day 3

Dec 5, 2018 12:06 PM

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Stud finder

Fact of the day 1: https://imgur.com/gallery/Hhmn7Mv
Fact of the day 2: https://imgur.com/gallery/ZF0SH18

I was not aware of that.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its impossible for a man to walk by bacon cooking without saying “Do I smell bacon?”

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Done it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: Stud finders are only used by electricians in Denmark.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wife borrowed one from her Dad and at family picnic, scans my groin with it and gets a beep. "It works. I'm as surprised as anyone"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow, is this an American thing? I've never heard it before... but I know a few pun-haters who will hear it pretty soon xD

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Paging @dannwyrm to the white courtesy phone, your dad joke has been found.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Curses! It would make no sense in my language. Missed gf eye roll opportunity.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have never done this, does this say something about my sense of self-worth?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can attest. 100% true.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wrong! Never don it...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never done this, because I didn't know that was the name of the device. Said "Pipe and Cable Finder" on the box.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it's a two man job, the other dude is obliged to say "I didn't know that was a tool finder". But that's just showbiz baby.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also you gotta knock on the walls to find it yourself first, only use the finder to confirm you are correct.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Guilty as charged.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just said "you don't need a stud finder, I'm right here" and my friend asked me how I knew where the studs were

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aw shit, guess I'm a lesbian now.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Confession: I do most of the handy work around my house. I still put the stud finder on my husband and make this joke every time I need it.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I also think your husband is stud

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

O crap. Just bought one last week, and well..... It appears this is true

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have never done that.....

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Works every time

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a man, I’d like to way in here...true

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*weigh

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am not a man and I do this.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once saw a male friend pick up the stud finder and do this. The Device gave the error warning. He was never the same since.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure t it's in the instructions... That nobody reads.

7 years ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 0

Make sense to me, I can’t prove otherwise because I haven’t read the manual

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would nobody read them if tits are in there?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i thought i came up with that joke when i was twelve

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Great mans think alike.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You did and OP stole it. Time to lawyer up.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I legitimately thought you had to do this to calibrate the machine or something when I was younger. My dad never laughed after the line...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@op Are you going to cover the cordless drill as a gun or robot walk facts?

7 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

Okay, that’s amazing. That’s definitely going on the list.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have the cordless drill one ready for tomorrow! Fill me in on the robot walk?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Like the robot dance but using the drill to make the noise as you do so - it's simply not possible to resist!

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Oh that's brilliant, thanks for adding it to my repertoire

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because it’s impossible for me to scan myself and not find a stud! Amirite ladies? No? Well fuck you, my mom says I’m handsome!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I think I'm obligated to say "found the incel" here.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I scan my brother with it. My mom scans my dad.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago (deleted Apr 2, 2020 9:34 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Well I can't really scan myself, and it would be more awkward to scan my dad instead of the person I shared a womb with.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0