Just. Stay. Still.

Apr 16, 2017 12:46 PM

CaptnRisky

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As I head off to bed I will leave this here for the early risers on the other side of the world. Good morning to you all and have a most excellent day!

I'd get sprayed because I'd try and pet them.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just had 3 heart attacks watching this...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, obviously OP has accidentally spilled white paint down his back on his way home.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

What adorable kitties! OP you monster, why didn't you pat them!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Little smelly arrows

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fart squirrels are cool

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ooooo..Igot

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ohhh...u gots stinky feet ..we outta here

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lookie here boys, a wild group of stink floofs in their natural habitat

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Flying V. Then a one two three triple deek and she sprays! She scores!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everytime mom's ass end faces you even for a second.....

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That flock of cats seem to like you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought they only sprayed if they felt like they were in danger. I don't think the chances of them spraying are high if they run up to you

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They are usually paying attention about 1 inch in front of themselves.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually think those may be someone's pets... the white is to bright normally the white takes on a yellowish hue due to the gland

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Swamp kitties!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd be so scared of getting sprayed!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sauce including adorable squeals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ5e6yLHoKE

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Random fact I just remembered from first grade: skunks usually do a handstand before spraying.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I saw this as 1 gif last week...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What a cute little aroma

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the family of skunks who lived in my neighborhood when my cat was still a kitten. He'd go out and play and wrestle the 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Baby skunks and never got sprayed once, much to our surprise. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is terrifying!!

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 3

Yet also unspeakably adorable.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

If they walked up you.. I'm pretty sure a stamp of a brown star would end up In your underwear

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Is this the skunk Megatron?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A group of skunks should be called a "skank".

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Ain't no skank."

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*stank

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If it was a snake it would have bit me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Must be used to getting treats from people.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The way the babies get in the way reminds me of the hired dancers in Black Flag

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Skunks are actually harder to scare than you'd think. Just don't pick them up, and watch the front paws. If they stamp them, back away.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Smart Zebra. Those are fuckin honey badgers

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Honey badger don't give a shit

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Honey badger does whatever the fu?$ he wants!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Itty bitty stinky committee.

9 years ago | Likes 224 Dislikes 1

This could have been split into more gifs

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Migrating fart squirrels

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Dank loud rodents

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Feel like they should be called fart ferrets since A: alliteration and B: they're mustelides hence related to ferrets.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fun fact, the Finnish word for skunk, 'haisunäätä', literally translates to 'stinky weasel'.

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