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Jan 22, 2020 8:14 PM
notyourcrockpottop
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smackmybishop
If a company is too anal to require a cover letter then they are too anal for me.
worktolivemylife
I use recruiters. They’re like a cover letter, they sell you in to the job so you don’t have to!
fairybug
Pretty sure that can be arranged.
nobodygottimeforusernames
Recruiter here: only include what's necessary. If it's on your resume already, spare me
Stoppedaskinghowstupidcanyouget
Amen. Why bother with a cover letter when you’re barely going to read my resume?
boognish115
Hiring director: bold. I like that.
ijack
When I was unemployed I didn’t write a single cover letter. I made a website with my portfolio and resume and that was enough.
foghornlegho
Nobody reads them anyway
LivingDecomposition
I write one for any job I actually want. Granted I usually throw out like 20 apps at a time, and maybe do a letter for 1
therealretto
Why? It's not like its difficult
ilovecosmetics
The wheels on the bus go crunch crunch crunch
notyourcrockpottop
You didn’t get enough outvotes for this superb comment
trikucian
Just find a template and add some interesting bit about yourself. And use a thesaurus
ijack
When I was unemployed I didn’t write a single cover letter. I made a website with my portfolio and resume and that was enough.
fozzibab
I don't write cover letters anymore. I've gotten to the stage where I just don't care. If they ask for one, I submit my resume again.
therealretto
Why? It's not like its difficult.
funkwumasta
Seriously, if you want a job with career prospects, especially in an office environment, spend the extra 15 minutes to write one. Lazy mofos
TondaTonda
That’s probably not the job for you then.
Brucecori2
Bunch of random positions request cover letters now. Applied to a receptionist position that required a damn cover letter.
roastedghost
setting this as my linked in cover photo
notyourcrockpottop
I feel flattered
TwoStupidDogs
Real talk
FartsSmellBad
that'd be an interesting piece of information about yourself you could put on a cover letter
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
More honest than most
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InnerBushman
You wouldn't cause the letter would be already written. Otherwise how world you know?
montecristo85
Are we still doing cover letters? I just finished hiring for a job and none of the applicants nor the recruiters sent one in, just resumes.
kumaclimber
My cover letter is directly responsible for my current career
frannis1985
I'm a recruiter... Its not too bad when it's somebody elses
arnavkapoor182
Do you want to help some people out in exchange for fake internet points?
feroona
Well I don't own a bus, so it'd have to be someone else's.
frannis1985
YawnerSoxzSnoozer
What stands out the most on resumes
teknrd
Comic Sans
NecroticWords
When you sign this line and say how much you love PT.
BigTex1
“We’re gonna have a wonderful time!” -Green weenie
jmartkdr
When it’s not actually a resume. Like, if someone uploaded their phone bill, we stop to talk about that. 1/2
jmartkdr
The people we actually reach out to are the ones with the experience e want.
Imhereforthepups
It's weird, but your email. I hate it when I get an application and i have to address the response email to "cutezcourtnixo@hotmail"
Dragonfury5
I made an email account specifically for job hunting, with just my name and a number at yahoo.com.
Imhereforthepups
Btw, I made that up as a joke. If its a real persons email, then it proves my point.
frannis1985
Never really came across that but I deal with software developers/IT candidates so you'd expect at least a normal email address
BigTex1
Poor grammar, incorrect spelling, and terrible formatting choices.
khp041000
So using Comic Sans was a bad choice?
frannis1985
Lack of detail/too much detail... poor/inconsistent structure... Too many charts/pics... varied fonts.. Spelling/grammar mistakes.
WhatsYourStoryHomie
Would your own fellow coworkers pass the recruiting process if they were asked to apply today?
Tinymargins
Asking the real questions
jerbern1
Furry porn.
AnalSexInTheWoodsDontMakeBabies
Well.
Anthony101stAirAssault
I've never had a call back because of my furry porn included in my cover letter. Though I've also never been called back yet.
KindaKnowWhatImDoingAsAGardener
I'm a recruiter, and I rarely read cover letters. I'm much more interested in a solid resume.
FutureFabricator
Some big companies use programs that sort through your resume and CV. So having one for each application help bypass it. Using keywords 1/2
FutureFabricator
2/2 in the actual job description helps to bypass the program. Just a pain to do for every individual application.
Thetruthmakesmesad
Found the unemployed guy. I have a folder on my drive with several dozen I saved from when I was starting out. I got mine. Get yours.
dragosteakae
I used to do this as a job. Cover letter formula: step by step what to write:
MinnesotaTom
snagged
adhlas
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MrBub
.
rutu
.
dragosteakae
Here's an example using the above:
rutu
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BigTex1
Although good of you to post, you should probably edit out any identifiable information (unless it’s made up)
dragosteakae
It's made up!
TheChiefestMoose
god dammit i just submitted my first job application yesterday and completely forgot the cover letter....
ilovemyblackpugsogoaheadanddownvoteme
And this!!
nickemartin123456
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ilovemyblackpugsogoaheadanddownvoteme
You are a wonderful person for sharing this!!
mazerinth
Cover letters are neat in concept, and cute to see when you are a recruiter...
BigTex1
“I want to work at your company because I like having money for food and housing.” The end.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
What is a cover letter?
WatDaFuqULukinAt
a waste of time
InfocalypseRising
A letter where you write a bunch of gushy bullshit about how much you love the company you're applying to.
Brutsarge
Spot on. Take your upvote.
Dragonfury5
I just made one for college. Essentially it's you saying, "Hi there! Are you looking for a ____ with the following skills? *List a few 1/
Dragonfury5
/2 important skills you have that are relevant* If so, please see my attached resume to see that I am the best candidate. I would love to 2/
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/3 discuss setting up an interview! You can reach me at phone number, between such time and such time any day. Sincerely, _______"
DarmokAndJaladWhenTheMemesFell
A document where you put the entire job description in an invisible font so it lights up their keyword search.
Dragonfury5
Ooooh I'mma have to do that!
fozzibab
That...is actually a really smart idea. I'll have to remember to do that next time. Usually, I don't bother providing a cover letter at all.
Stoppedaskinghowstupidcanyouget
Another document for companies to ignore when you apply for jobs.
whispersDK
As a person who actually recruits and read these things. A cover letter is a more personal letter of who you are and what motivates you 1/3
whispersDK
to apply to this particular position. While the CV is often just factual listings of work experience and skills the cover letter allows 2/3
whispersDK
you to show the employer what type of person you are. When I receive applications with no motivational cover letter they stand less chances
wuttwuttinthebuttbutt
A cover letter is a document sent with your resume to provide additional information on your skills and experience.
ForceAwakenWasLame
If that sounds redundant, it’s because it is.
ShootAdamSandlerIntoSpace
I'm experiencing deja vu over here
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Maybe "redundant" is the word you're looking for?
wuttwuttinthebuttbutt
If that sounds redundant, it's because it is.
lizziebennet
No, you should not rehash your resume in your CL. Use your CL to expand on how the things on your resume make you right for the job.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
That answers my followup question lol
wuttwuttinthebuttbutt
I submit references twice when cover letter is required. ..I’ve also never even gotten a call back from where I’ve done that.
amoebasUNITE
"We want to see that you're really determined for this job, you never had a chance at"
koflan
Never had a chance at what
filben7
You get call backs?
moonshadowkati
For the best, imo. I also don't consider any place that asks for a resume and then asks me to input info from that resume.
mmartin762
So... You don't have a job? That's like every place.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Wow where do you apply? Like Mom and Pop stores? I've been job hunting off and on and both shitty and good jobs have that
Rogahar
Last time I did job applications I just put "See CV" in every field that asked for info that was in my CV. I got an intrrview or two too.
wuttwuttinthebuttbutt
Your job hunting practices may be outdated, or limited. It is extremely common for places to ask you to submit CV and complete a profile.
kevinallover
Best practice is to get recruited. Set your LinkedIn to "open to new opportunities" and let the offers roll in.
KoalasArentReal
In today's episode of "Pretending I'm Giving Advice as a Flimsy Excuse to Talk About Myself"
wuttwuttinthebuttbutt
You should probably consider changing your standards when next on the hunt. Completing a profile isn't so terrible.
wuttwuttinthebuttbutt
Or don't. Not like I'm hiring.
moonshadowkati
No thanks. If the first thing I notice about your company is your stupid application system, I don't want to work for you.
CaptainStinkyVonPoopberg
Oh.... You're not hiring.
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