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rocketturttle
does every rural gov building look like this???
Morg729
http://cdn.quotesgram.com/small/45/77/1337438445-crazy-boyfriend-story.jpg
theMonkeyTrap
Overly *detached* boyfriends
iamthatonefriend
Pretty sure my dad went to that prison... looks like Florence Colorado at least.
minabear
If y'all are curious, look up data about intimate partner homicides. Louis CK also does a bit about it
rosyfingereddawn
E.g. this 2013 review from the Lancet: http://doi.org/10.1016/S0140-6736(13)61030-2 . Proportion of women killed by partner 6x that of men.
LadyHufflepuffington
Hello Colorado government building design extending to prisons.
Nic872
What I thought that was my middle school
mitchthisisforyou
Hey I know that prison!
Jabberwotchi
My mom left her OAB on the railroad tracks while he screamed 'if you dont love me I might as well lay on the tracks and die!' she wished >
Jabberwotchi
>him luck then went to mcdonalds and got my brothers and I mcmuffins.
zeiji
there are no crazy ass ex boyfriend stories, cus they end in murder.
TheGame21x
"It's because, if you got a crazy boyfriend...you gon' die." - Donald Glover
theDpickle
bigmee
Shiver46
That prison is literally next to my city
wanderingsibyl
"Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill them."
Kaysmira
guantanamobayxx
Louis CK just telling it like it is. Fuck, god bless him.
WallpaperProblems
I don't get this?
IOnlyPostThisGif
The overly attracted boyfriends are in jail because they were too attached.
WallpaperProblems
OHHHHHHH
SilentStar93
h3nna0jisan
saucesum
Menimism?
BannedAdviceForLife
Yeah
BannedAdviceForLife
!
RedDwarfIV
That was a train wreck of a spelling.
GhostInTheMachine89
As someone who works in corrections, you're 100% correct. And some women love it. They specifically date cons with long sentences.
squirrelfury
Friend used to work at a gas station near a release unit. Said a chick she worked with would always watch the ex-inmates change shirts.
JustANoobOnImgurWithOneCat
RedRuMKlown
spaceballstheusernameisalreadytaken
I'm scared that this is literally how I laughed as well
Mikeiller
Oh, I got a live one here!
TheWorldIsATollFreeToilet
I was reading the sign thinking there was a joke within it...
BannedAdviceForLife
You poor fool...
ShiverMeeTimberz
arcticchick
Once moved thousands of miles to escape an OAB & he really did end up in prison....bought his next gf a car & paid cash; was growing weed.
lindatwoboobsbelcher
West Coast?
arcticchick
Alaska. About 25 years ago. Dumb ass hadn't worked in over a year, but paid cash for a Miata. SMH. Stupid is as stupid does....
LinkinPiper
You called? It's ok I'll call. Never mind I'm outside. Outside? I meant inside of your closet... open it.
v
LukeKitchen
This freaked me the fuck out you bastard
LinkinPiper
*knock knock* @LukeKitchen : who's there?
v
TheWhiteRat
Zootsoot
'Cuz with a crazy girlfriend, you get stories. With a crazy boyfriend you get....dead.
sweenish
All these replies just buzzkilling. I was looking for this reference. +1
guantanamobayxx
No, with a crazy girlfriend you get your fucking cock cut off. :|
Deadpoolio7
NotTodayNotYesterday
The denial of this is too damn high.
kogamikirito
Girls never kill or injure, its not possible. Im dead seriouse
Zootsoot
Oh, girls do. There's a whole series on ID about that. Just the stats for guys getting stabby are higher. So let's not beat that dead horse.
kogamikirito
What i do?
pandorafalters
You were wrong. On the Internet. It's okay; it happens to everyone at least once.
kogamikirito
But wasnt my sarcasm obvious? No?
lokikismit
That's why I spent a week in the hospital after my crazy ex attacked and tried to kill me, she's nuts
guantanamobayxx
The stats may not be as high but let me please tell you we are literally just as capable of being abusive and then murdering you.
aesthesia1
I mean, kind of but not really? We're generally easier to fight off.
WEAREGRID
Because women have advantages and are allowed to do things that are socially and morally unacceptable if men do them.
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BannedAdviceForLife
Nah
guantanamobayxx
Yeah because Linda Bobbit didn't go to jail for cutting off a guys' cock, she got off scott free! This is the sad reality, fucking deal.
minabear
https://www.ncjrs.gov/pdffiles1/jr000250.pdf
Ichose2
14 yrs old, but i guess it still works
minabear
There have been other studies more recently too. This was just a thorough one
minabear
The link is about intimate partner homicide. I'm sure you can guess what way the data skews
boneh3ad
In fairness, the reverse is also true. For example. I am allowed to walk down the street with no shirt on.
pyr666
most states allow women to go topless.
WEAREGRID
They're trying to free the nipple so, but I would argue that's just illegal, not morally wrong.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
In fairness, a woman's boobs will probably get more attention than yours
richardpleasums
I just hope that what I've got pleases them
boneh3ad
Also true.
VizenFatale
Practicing the blade.
Whenceitcame
That's where Blade was sent!
Peregrine2976
What about cultivating inner strength?
YamatoIouko
*eyeroll* Ya ever notice these "inner strength" shits are fat as FUCK?
TogepiOmelette
came back to upvote you
Darthmittens
While you commented on this post I studied the blade.
HungryPumpkn
Studying*
sowillo
"master just let me go all out just this once" if your supposedly that powerful why would you ask permission m'lady
NotTodayNotYesterday
In a Lifetime movie.
Un0riginalComment
Is that what kids call masturbating these days
YamatoIouko
It's a joke on fedorabros.
ENCHANTMEN
It is now
DoublevBomb
http://imgur.com/O0Bv0dz
datspookyghost
Arnoxthe1
Pfft. http://imgur.com/1dU7nAi
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Snarkwell
It's just a trainer.
Orennic
Found the spy
VigorousButtstuff
SPY'S SAPPIN MAH BOOOONERCAST!
Porecomesis
You never find the spy.
Jasonianfootsoldier
Fun Fact: This is a women's facility. I live about 6 miles away.
falconsblewa25pointlead
Orange is the new black?
LemmingAttack
That was so damn fun. Got any more?
crann
Happy Valley?
lenomdeplume
Overly attached Jerry?
whiskey14er
It looks like the Super Max in Florence, CO
stillmatic
If that's the case then... @op ouch!! Fail!!
BannedAdviceForLife
Shit...
fluhatinrapper
Baboozled again.
gcspitfire
rekt @op :D
mlyles
NOVA?
Malikhi
Yeah, pretty sure that's in Fairfax. Or close to it, I haven't worked over that way in at least a decade.
mlyles
I think it's near lorton!
AuntSharron
That's hot
fluhatinrapper
WAT
GrimDarkRealities
So attached they followed them to jail, now that is a whole new level of clinger...
redneckjep
Clinger in the clinker
GrimDarkRealities
Nice.
BigAssBadBear
So your saying it's the guards?
thiscommunityisamazing
Mustbeover4letters
Annnnnnnd now I have this gif
YannickHoukes
I'm taking this
Askingforafriend37
thiscommunityisamazing
Theyreallidiots
I love you.
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
I love you too
AVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryVeryLostDragon
Still a better love story than twilight.
AlkeneThiol
Thanks
ErrolThree
Now kith
CamelCaseUserName
Oddly enough, my high school had that same exact paint scheme
NATA5
It kind of looks like my middle school.
thepurpletwitch
Huh, mine too. Slightly darker roof.
malachitedragon
not my high school, but my middle school did. What the hell.
AnElectrifyingMan
My elementary school, what in the fuck is going on
BallsToYouSirAndOrMadam
I have family on a state sponsored dime; my first thought was exactly that. Maybe it's a "one architect per state" thing.
nilmm
It is cheap to buy in bulk, but weirder to use just one of those colors.
MessageMeYourCats
Honestly, from the outside, schools and prisons look the same minus the barb wire and towers. At least in my area.
Fuzzgoat
My high school was across the street from a prison and next to a cemetary. Pretty sure all the designs were planned together.
therealjosh4fun
Look up Freeport Illinois high school. Then look up auschwitz.
Metals4J
That's not a coincidence.
fr1080f
Southern Ontario? Every new school around here looks like that.
noxiousSaucyBeast
Most modern schools look like prisons to me.
VictorTheViking86
Eastview High school AV Minnesota?
phoenixdownzero
Looks exactly like my middle school, which isn't far from the truth.
JamesWTate
My high school had a bigger fence.
bpetersen
Same as mine
RSP16
There's one in Chehalis, WA that looks like this, and also the science building of the university I went to *kinda* does.
GingeraffeTW
And worse food?
Mercenarity
Especially worse food.
Rakkndon
My HS build plan was literally based off a prison. They turned the guard towers into green houses.
MediocrityGetsMeHot
Your "High School". If it's a federal prison I believe the term is "Con College". ;-)
TIREDGANG
Me too! Good old Avon, IN. Go Orioles!
Iwearsocks
This looks way nicer than my high school
TheMistaEpic
Same
TheToastGhostcx
My elementary school had this color scheme.
jrcrescent
Hmm, mine has the exact same one as well.
shadjih305
Mine as well
IVerifyPeoplesUsernames
My high school was designed by a guy who also designed a prison.
HothRebelsForLife
Do you live in Idaho? Did you go to Centennial because that shits real and I've met the guy! Actually same designs for both buildings here
IVerifyPeoplesUsernames
I live in California and I'm still in high school.
DanteHicks79
Carlmont High?
IVerifyPeoplesUsernames
Too far south.
TheDuke0fHazzard
So do the buildings on the Army base where I drill. Same contractors I guess
GerberLegalTeam
Mine too
DownWithYouAll
HS is kinda a prison where your forced to go and get brutally attacked on a daily basis anyway.
AsksTooManyQuestions
Avon?
xcopperx
Me too and there even were 5 tall guard tower looking things at each corner and a huuuge courtyard in the middle.
justanexcitableboy
Weird, i heard they tell the mental inmates that they're in high school so they don't revolt
momazon
It's a simulation inside a simulation INSIDE a simulation!
AndyBiz10
I don't think its by mistake, call it conspiracy crazy talk, but crazier things have happened.
MasterLagger
Painter at my HS left the can labels showing. They were painting the place "prison white" with lines of "institutional grey."
jbird84
South Lyon High?
skooksies
"Oddly"
Sandman801
No kidding mine was built after a prison design.
TheTittyLicker
Lfi?
BetaWolfOcho
CHS?
rentaldeception
You realize there are like thousands of "CHS" high schools in the US?
BetaWolfOcho
Well then Collinsville high school in Collinsville iL. Is that better?
yourbodyonscience
Pope?
EchoJGolf
Mine too, did you go to school in tx?
80percentlegs
Carlmont?
hulknosmash81
Warsaw Indiana high school!
ViolentPotato
My middle school was built by a jail architect...
PropainAndPropainAccesories
Mine was literally built from a prison, which was turned into an asylum and later a catholic school.
0penname
Same. We even had pull down gates over the exits and there was only one way out of the property.
TheYankBanker
Same here, ours was designed by a prison architect. It even had the small prison windows!
zerdox
Mine was built by a prison architect and they had to paint it from make it look less jaily
ARC7567
Mine also rebuilt by a Prison architect, no murals or paint schemes other than grey and purple. It feels like a Prison inside it.
GutsTheStruggler
Hopkins?
zerdox
Nah homestead (Cali)
GutsTheStruggler
The upvotes tell me that at least 9 people who went or go to Hopkins High School are LNI browsers. CLASS OF 007 BITCHES.
TheCaydeUnit
Minnesota?
GutsTheStruggler
Indeed
GeraltzRivii
That's because it's the same people who are contracted to build prisons and schools. Both are designed to keep their population in.
TheDarkLordOfTrees
Thanks Banksy (I kid I kid)
catsaregroundowls
1/2 Both also hold the same expectation for occupants, stay in line, obey a bell, respect authority. I work for a charter that has round
catsaregroundowls
2/2 tables and nests in corners, no specific work schedule, and no dress code.
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Most of the schools here in Aus are mostly outdoors. The classrooms are in building lots, mostly with outdoor entries, and there will be a 1
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Large fence around the whole school. 2