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For those that need the guy, he makes yet another appearance.
Leg Curls With Friends
Hope you enjoyed a glimpse of my collection so far, hard to narrow it down to just 50. Merry Christmas to those who made it this far, and those who didn't..... Well they'll never know..
brankthefunny
Yasi25
ICarpeYourDiems
incest? more like insis
nastywomen
"Kevin's out in his car on break tokin'"
SomethingWithTurquoise
mmmMMMMMMMWWWWAAAAAAHHHH
CodyCardinal
Thank you for that ????
dynamaux
LouPole101
Great laugh this morning- thanks, OP!
Yasi25
Daffyduckphd
Solid solid dump
NoPlaceLikeOz
Best I have seen.
OreoD
My friend doesn't get #37
dormantmutant
Pump kin
BijouGreenBirdie
#26 Laughed like a crazy person for a solid 5 minutes. Thanks!
fizixx
when u rollin....lol
Taiku
For something to be archaeology, it has to be at least 100 years old.
Meyhna
???? ???? ???????????? ⛩️8????==D ???? ???????? I made an Android friendly version
Mournclaw
#8 "wan wan" ackhzually
WurstWaterr
Did we ever find out which word was supposed to be cat?
BababaMoooya1
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Vinohr
Dwayne rhymes with Kanye from henceforth until forever
JPokemonoforreal
I dont get #2
fishdinna
grainin on that wood
clutchthepearls
It's a reference to her song Drunk In Love where she sings the word surfboard, but pronounces it "surfbort". They took it further.
upvoteallgoats
I watched the “leg curls” gif about 20 times and laughed harder each time. The dude in the back clearly wasn’t expecting that.
teenageasshat
i always get so happy when i see the tyler and josh twitter one. it's been a rough night, thanks for reminding me it exists
BillNyeTheRussianSpy69
RoY1o1
Cat*
PeteSolsoRussell
Why does shrek eating lady gots 6 fingas??
zombiebearlover
Merry Christmas as well my internet friend.
legofham
Is there a rhyme to finish the McDonalds one at about #40? My ahh... friend doesn't get it
solomoncainereaper8888
But you're mistaken.
TechnicallyRight
Milkshake machine is broken.
ALLTHECAPS
HAVE YOU MET MY BLACK FRIEND TOKEN?
SwedishTurky
We aren’t not open?
FartsAtUrinals
Are not not open?
ISayFuckALotSoWhat
Hells yeah, 24/7!
IamtheMonkeyKing
Sorry sir, our ice-cream machine is broken
legofham
My friend says thanks
WhyleKat
Our intercom is broken
OreoD
* ice cream machine, but close
budgiebandits
Where can i get 'the guy'?
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budgiebandits
Are you an angel
SamCane
I've got the guy
CaptainKangaroo
the ice cream machine is broken?
CuppyJo
McFlurry machine, specifically
Sauroctonus
Good thing I don't want their damn non-vanilla ice cream.
WilliamShatinher
Mmm, I prefer partially-gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages anyway.
andersons21
ThisNosoi
payamsaid13
Maybe it's we're not open
ChefMcnuggers
Then why is she open
payamsaid13
So she can tell you theyre closed smh
PRDWRaven
No. The first one obviously
AbridgedKirito
Can't be annoyed by broken ice cream machine if you don't go to mcdonalds *meme*
DevoAtTheServo
LPT: the app Ice Check lets you know which ones are working
jayu
McDonald's arches are golden?
Riyakou
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Rajinrune
Milkshake
Numer4l
I am 18 years old and actually go to McDonalds way too often nevertheless i didn't encounter a broken ice cream machine even once wtf?
HiMyNameIsSavage
Same here idk I've never had them tell me their machine is broken
KIthas
Go late at night right before they close. 100% broken
Stillirrelevant
But all of the McDonald’s around me are 24/7
TmoTevin
Definitely this. Its a well known fact 80% of them are just for show.
TxGoatWhisperer
My local one hasn't fixed the machine in over a decade. Now they always claim that they're out of buttermilk tenders. Yeah, I bet...
Heatho666
Tis what I thought
DJWIPE69
Anyone know that fake taxi video? Asking for a friend.
Neerpus
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Englishmanint
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DiegoTan
I would like to ask that too, out of pure curiosity.
deadlypoetry
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seagullthatfliesoverabay
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Panzermeyer
"asking for a friend," "just curious." What's with all this pretending? "I want to savage my own genitals--please give source"
Wizardasfuck
You know why I'm here.
YDLM
Oh boy, here I go dotting again
BattleBorn84
Alessa savage
WhyleKat
Take Faxi
ifyoucandoitiprobablycant
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PickleSmasher
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Sqwung
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Aivel
Alessa Savage is her name. That’s at least what my friend is telling me
abt563222
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deviatepiez
Your friend is super resourceful. Please thank him for my friend.
KrombopulusMichaelKiIls
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Lilautter
"Teen with black hair fucked by fake taxi driver 18" on PH.
sendnewtsplz
ohthehuemanatees
...porn