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Big Titty Goth Mermaid
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Apr 17, 2022 8:50 PM
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#memes
KhajiitIsPleased
I would 100% let an orca mermaid dominate me
distractedFreek
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mermaid/images/2/22/AndrAIa.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130130164914
drduffer
So sort of like a lot of birds: the males get all the gaudy plumage.
TheobromineAddict
In the Wild Kingdom, it's often the males who are far more colorful than females, so your proposal is quite reasonable.
PostalHeathen
thedarkcanuck
Yo do you think Mer-titties slowly start to float as they get older?
fernacular
Well I'm glad everyone likes this drawing even though it was reposted without permission... Such things happen on the internet I suppose
GriffinMann41
Prince Sidon was a pretty fucking fabulous dude I'll have you know
cadetcypress
killer whale chicks?
Cac2008
Because it's not real?
eldritchscreeching
In One Piece: Madam Shyarly is a Shortfin Mako Mermaid and Charlotte Praline is a Hammerhead Mermaid.
Gestalt7
Venom sacs, anyone?
ExpendableTestPilot
tzahtman
I can't recall seeing a merman with shark fins. I've seen one with the upper body of a fish and lower body of a man.
camcam1234
I didn't know mermen had shark fins.
Sechran
Yeah, I only recall the shark vs. tropical fish depiction as good vs. evil, not a gender delimiter.
FallingStar7669
Mermaid shark doot-do-do-doot
Clayman8
Well... r/sharktits can partially fill the void of mermaid-lessness...
GoliathSkittles
I mean...they are made up so you can make them however you want, no one is stopping you.
rooik14
It's talking about media representations of them.
zeusdemigod131
I've barely seen any shark mermaids of either gender, most of time we see mermaids and, if we see any mermen, they have the same fish deisgn
Trelis
Never saw any merfolk with any shark fins before, why do any of them need shark fins?
datphone777365
so you want vtubers? cus they already out there...
TheAdeptusArbites
Don’t take her oral offer
DarthGoodguy
.
nightster07
Hey now, some men have a castration kink.
TheAdeptusArbites
The kink you can only partake in once
WalksWithNoFear
There are no fingerprints deep underwater
Nothing to tie one to a crime
And if you seek vengeance
All you need are instuments of pain
darkninja2992
You need your knives, check, rope, check, dagger, check, chains, check, locks, check, lazer beams, check, acid, check, bodybags, check
Bonemamma
depends if mermaids are mammals or fish. If it swishes side to side = fish. If it swishes up and down= mammal. Ariel is a mammal
bsmithwins
What about ichthyosaurs?
Bonemamma
We don't talk about those freaks
MachineInterface
Go read Castle Swimmer: https://www.webtoons.com/en/fantasy/castle-swimmer/list?title_no=1499
MachineInterface
Be warn though: 'tis very gay.
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
RexFury
ive just come to expect that from webtoons lol
EmporerDragon
One Piece has merfolk of all different fish types, like Shyarly, a mako shark mermaid:
AgamemnonsMemes
Is there anything One Piece has. I mean besides an end.
Cranbananarama
A mermaid that smokes raises...at least a few questions.
PikaChunin
In before bubbles come out. But it's One Piece so those bubbles will inexplicably kill a man on contact and blow holes in steel walls.
downrightmike
But if you eat the fruit, you lose the ability to swim...
ElChupaNuggra
Was hoping I'd see someone mention her. :)
OctopusStinkhorn
Dolphins and whales make more sense for the lower half than fish anyway. At least they’re both mammals.
AgamemnonsMemes
Who says merpeople are mammals
OctopusStinkhorn
What’s the upper half?
AgamemnonsMemes
Considering the fact that many have some sort of gills in their upper half i'd say fish, the hair is a bit weird though BUT could be 1/
AgamemnonsMemes
something hair LIKE
OctopusStinkhorn
And the mammary glands?
KodiakDDS
Looks like the whale mermaid has gills?
NeverEnoughFoxes
How else would she breath under water?
BadLuck2277
the same way like Whales do: Not.
GoliathSkittles
Maybe she was recently in a knife fight
poopMagnet
Yeah. She should have a blowhole.
Darkwolf2577
She sorta does? Her mouth? Sorta counts I guess?
ProfessorMatt
I was going to ask the same thing, but then I realized that I would be calling out an illustration of merpeople for “scientific accuracy”.
Crowlands
Some people get serious about cryptozoology. I got a friend who gets Real mad when snake anthros don't have accurately portrayed hoods.
SecondSince
They should get out more...
ShareACokeWithLeroyJenkins
Lizard titties.
MamaRosie
This^^ I follow a lad/ss on here who makes Made-Up skeletons and people were still unhappy they weren't real enough :')?
paintbullits
InnerBushman
Lol, that reminds me of the comic about venom sacks and the dude getting wasted by the snake lady.
gobblinal
Why should they? Which part of the snake is the "hood"?
Crowlands
It's the wider bit around the neck area of some snakes. Cobras, I believe. And he probably cares 'cause he's a snake furry.
gobblinal
Right. But not all snakes are cobras so not all snakes have a hood?
heteroscedastic
jherazob
JackSmiles2
A
redpandabanana
Mirilali
NaSMaX
wow that is a shocking level of cute...
JackSmiles2
that's not even a 5th of it!
darkhalfbreed
Oh nyo
MoonRiverFrost
What is this from? I need to know the program and the author
heteroscedastic
Model seems to be by SeafoamBoy based on illustrations by Walfie. Don't know who did animation. https://hololive.wiki/wiki/Gawr_Gura#VR_-3
Textuality
https://imgur.com/z63DGHv.gif
MrHailstone
If only she wasnt so dirty
NervAssEva
SmolSharkPerson
._. Have I been summoned?
sonicrail525
Sure grab a chair and injoy the show
sonicrail525
SmolSharkPerson
._.
NervAssEva
Kittynomnoms
Don't like that
NervAssEva
lesteros
Big Titty Goth Mermaid
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
blaghart
sounds like a friend of mine, perfectlyred on instagram:
HeraldOfTheBadger
Big venom sac*
zephyrbell
I'm goth and I like to swim can this be me?
Squaba13
Gothmaid?
downrightmike
Mergoth
SonvaCumberbatch
*Any titty goth mermaid
Ekaris9
This needs to be a thing. Internet! Hop to it!
usersayswhat
It already was. Check the 2015 Polish movie The Lure
GrouchyMarx
You called?
Goldelu2
I forgot one piece had this exact context LOL. Gj Oda
beardedheathen
One piece is what he wants
darkninja2992
I'll take an octopus one please. Especially if she's chonky
lesteros
darkninja2992
Ursula would be perfect if i didn't get such a granny feel from her. The age gap just isn't my thing
JHord1985
The vibe you're getting is Drag Queen.
DarkBusterBaron
Something Something disney porn vault.
darkninja2992
If only i could access it, until then, at least there's deviantart
SteveMND
Obligatory
SonvaCumberbatch
Holy dot'tolly-!!
beardedheathen
this is some strategically places hair
Mxlespxles
ScaredAndHorny.heder
HighFlyKai
That is beautiful and I haven’t heard that song in 15 years so very strangely nostalgic
AHussarsLance
Man, something about how ... fishy ... that tail is is putting me off mermaids, just a little
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
Holy crap that tail is gorgeous
KommSusserTod
I swear officer, I wasn't fucking the fish!
Botticelliii
"That was fishfucker KommSusserTod,we just saw moments ago being arrested for what officers are calling a crime against nature.Tonight at10"
ThisCouldBeYourUsername
10 inches ?
Makerofroads
All I can think of with that music is the game grumps.
Jojosbizarreusername
You bada bada buday’d all over my badeyo!
garlandtfc42
Why can't I up vote this comment twice?
SteveMND
Hey, @extraupvote, can we get a hand here, please?
ExtraUpvote
No problemo, +1'd!
Ekibwurm
its closer to nature too since females tend to be hidden and males very flashy... or its only for birds?
UsernamesAreStupidAnyways
In a lot of landborne creatures, at least, flashy means poisonous.
nicoleoftheeast
This is a fish thing too
unluckyandbored
It's far from universal, but not TOO uncommon.
TheFunionKnight
I kept gouramis the male was a right flamboyant git and the females eventually blended with the sediment, was the same for the Betta fish
OperaChuck
Check out angler fish, they are the exact opposite
IssacCox
It's literally not universal for a n y animal or type of animal, and when it is it's because they're related.
Leithoa
Species specific.
TheYoungerChrisEvans
Seems like whichever gender is the fighter would be flashier, since they're more likely to get noticed.
TheYoungerChrisEvans
Or the more noticeable but weaker fish die, so it's just a bunch of dangerous, jacked, flamboyant fish.
blockEdragon
Lots of fish are like that to, betas are famous for it but plenty of other fish are like that.
paintbullits
GeoffFromAccounting
This is why the Charr from Guild Wars are amazing. Both equally as big and ferocious looking as each other, no cat girls there
Jimthebutler
Any trope done repeatedly gets annoying, change that shit up
TheFunionKnight
Did somebody say SKAVEN
GeoffFromAccounting
Surely you just beastmen, since man sized rats are absurd. You should talk to your local witch hunter
RexFury
why even make them rats if they aren't gonna be the giant hulking one?
TheFunionKnight
You want the great skaven yes yes man thing
paintbullits
Because of low level furries
SeawardSkies
Damn low level furries should grind more!
PikaChunin
Do you want more high level furries? Because that's how you get more high level furries.
sweetcatastrophe
Depends on the breeding system tbh. Flashy male =/= parental care, generally
sweetcatastrophe
Fewer examples of flashy females because *usually* the offspring is a greater investment for her BUT
sweetcatastrophe
There is a female size bias in organisms that produce lots of young with little parental investment- particularly in species with external
sweetcatastrophe
Fertilisation
mksu
I don't think it's as common in fish, but it's certainly a thing.
titaniumsnail
For coral reef fish there is definitely several types where the male is the flashy one.
TheRimOfTheSky
I just imagine mermen that are colorful, with many long fins for dancing in the water, and mermaids that are larger, darkly colored, and
TheRimOfTheSky
much more dangerous, with sharper teeth and claws for protecting their children.
jery007
common in most fish
awesomecat42
Beta fish are like that to a degree.
Flowerlady0
My guppies are like that too
awesomecat42
Oh yeah, guppies are an even better example!
nicoleoftheeast
Very much so
awesomecat42
The males are flashy as all getout, but the females can often be bright as well.
nicoleoftheeast
They’re bright but their fins are nowhere near as big
Kehy
Common in many fish species. Rainbowfish species often have this
ZettaiDullahan
It's everything but mammals.
Colopty
Common for insects to have a noticeable female and hidden male. Also some fish like the anglerfish. Sexual dimorphism is all over the place.
mksu
ProgeriaProstitutes
Everything butt mammals
evilspock
Answers in baboon ass.
Keairan
Fun fact about mandrills. Only the young/breeding males have this coloration. Once they're past breeding age their colors fade.
gradeD
Why'd ya have to bring up the mandrill??
mksu
blainetog
You may not like it but this is what peak primate performance looks like.
ZettaiDullahan
I was talking about everything except mammals and you show me a mammal as a counterpoint...
NotSomoneElse68
Yes. ? I mean you said, "... but mammals", so this shows that wrong. Plus - it's a Butt Mammal, too.
ZettaiDullahan
I was talking about a trend among other kingdoms. I was specifically not talking about mammals and their trends.
theangryjanitor
"Hey, but this ass"
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
Some deer, moose, elk, etc, would like to have a word with you.
iScreenshotProfiles
Idk if I’d call that pretty…more like deadly
becauseurwrong
They used the word "flashy" tho.
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
But definitely sexual dimorphism
iScreenshotProfiles
Yeah but the topic was more specifically whether males or females were the “flashy attractors” for their species.