May 22, 2021 11:27 AM
ihavebeardandmoustache
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xETM
Totally worth it - Shark, probably
AMR300
That's one confused sharkdoggo.
Eldibs
Is this the shark equivalent of those people who have a near-death experience and thought they saw Heaven?
justplainvanilla
besn
The shark, probably:
Iaimtomisbehave
"Ger off ya sods, i'm na done!" Scottish shark probably.
ButtholeButts
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Putitinyomama
?fb
NPSM365
Poor shark.
SmokyDoggg
ARRR! 'Tis no shark.'Tis a remorseless eating machine!
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
Nom nom nom
FrogBotherer
"But the sign says all-you-can-eat"
FMan5
You here 4 hours! You go now!
Deikin
We're gonna need a bigger buffet
Lowland
But but I am not done eating
DanJonesKing
"You guys are never gonna believe what the fuck happened to me this morning"
JustAPileOfCats
Nikolai5
Shark: "We were taught never to leave the water, but you'll never believe what I found out there!"
tsunamisue
He does NOT want to leave!!
catincup
Why does it look like a drunk dad
WishIWasHighOnPotenuse
Maybe they had a couple of drinks before their shift
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Why are you so sure ifs not?
libaf
'cause it can't breathe :P
TheVermonster
He looks like Randy "what? I thought this was The Pacific"
notyourpartner
When dads are drunk they can't hide the dead eyes anymore.
TrashCanMcMan
This comment reflects me and I dont like it :(
LovesToSpooge517
Aww man. Sad memories of my dad come back.
ScruffyCat
Chl44
This shark looks heavy AF
Melonfish
Some sort of Cat-Shark
3PiecesOfBread
Here’s the same video but from a different angle:
TheDoctorAzAJ
Fortitude valley represent!
AjaxGBR
Great throwback
SanDiego52
Who is that?
BunterTheMage
Are they actually listening to sea shanties?? That’s pretty dope
thewalkinged
Sea shantys are dope but I would have thought they'd be listening to like Adele or something.
siegeDrunner
Does this sound like the actions of a man who has all he could eat?
belongsinamuseum
That could’ve been me!
Mentok
YouWillAllReferToMeByTheNameBetty
aLilBlindKid
I miss John.
ButIBuildAThousandBridges
What a gentle soul. I loved every single standup he did.
programmar27
I said nay-nay
GENTLEMEN... This is Democracy Manifest! What are the charges? Eating a meal?! A SUCCULENT chinese meal?!
imgurianitarian
likerice
Shark: "and then they took me to place where I was swimming in fish instead of water" // Shark therapist: "did you go hungry as a child?"
TeddyBearWitch
UncleFridgeKnuckles
I’m really happy that you made this in response to an Imgur comment. It’s wonderful to see creativity inspired by simple things like that +1
I've always wondered if being taken to the surface is to a fish like us being abducted by aliens or something.
ThisNameUnavailable
I think it would be more like flying to us, since some fish can naturally go above the surface, and some birds can go underwater.
ExileonDaytonStreet
I really want to see a shark in glasses with a pencil and notepad and an inquisitive look on its face, listening to another shark talk
Normally I would doodle this out but I'm a little busy, so here's half of your order:
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
Dying from a lack of oxygen but still eating. My hero.
wHatThEQuAk
Thats literally my cat
iseepointycenterofareola
Just like every Friday at the sizzler
Scuttlebutte
Fucking legend
erischilde
Reminds me of my cats!
gekkepoes
If you knew you had 1 hour to live.would you go to an all you can eat restsurant? Not having to pay the bil after 1.5 hours.
CatofMelbourne
Fuck yeah. And I'll hire bunch of hot boys to strip n entertain me while I stuffed myself with expensive food
TheSilverSeraph
Stomach churning…bowels clenching…not much time…must..finish…
HelpfulCorn
How could I be mad at you?
JoeyAnthony6
When she sits on you*
zfournier16
He found heaven
CyanideBreathMint
Next best thing if ya can't go down fuckin'!
drenix
The shark be like Pam from Archer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7v-07kSc4E
Rantaf
Surplus of oxygen lol
Nickelbackfat
Lack of oxygen?
SometimesIFartWhenIPee
VinenLoutpof
U right, its dioxygene
armagetz
Yes? You do realize grills merely exchange gasses with the water. They can still suffocate in deoxygenated water.
My brain farted. I was thinking…..”there are many oxygens just hanging around….many.”
ThisOldCPU
"Commander! We've lowered the air pressure so far the man believes he can see O2. It is far past time we stopped this madness!"
mp7nl
Have been doing that for ten years now
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cleverplaydoh
DooksandPooks
In a tub filled with Reese’s PB cups...DIEabeetus
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
Fuck when the fisher man grabbed that weird looking dog by its gills
BreadMaster0
Yes but let keep in mind shark is prolly covered in fish slime and also didnt want to lose a hand.
I thought it was pretty fitting considering his name. Thanks for validating my obscure and corny reference.
Vollidiot
Hey, Earl!
scuba7jb
+1 for not hacking it's fins off like a fucking neanderthal.
RVAALLDAY
Holy shit I had a dream with shark fin soup the other day, I’ve never had it and it wasn’t at a place you’d expect like a taco stand wtf
MrShieldy
Ah yes, such humanity for saving the shark. Let's ignore the hundrets of horribly soffocating fish right in front of them.
TheOtherBoleynGirl
The shark is possibly endangered. But I feel bad for the other fish too.
Fastjack2056
I'm mostly wishing they'd save that little octopus. I try not to eat anything smarter than I am.
TheToeGasher
Kinda insulting to neanderthals I am sure they weren't that wasteful
J4nein4ne
My thoughts exactly.
emotionalpurging
That's something a neanderthal would say.....
pmmeyourgold
They don't look Chinese
rfrostmiles
Many other countries participate in finning because it’s so profitable. Especially down in Central America
Larirari
Or Japanese
MrNohbdy
-1 for gilling it and likely killing it anyway
ilovedogknots
?
Picking a fish up by the gills is harmful. Picking a heavy fish up by the gills is most likely fatal
ImANurse
But looks like jaw bone he grabbed not gills
He grabbed the gills first.
DontusetheMword
Ya he was yanking on then gills pretty hard. It sucks cuz like, how do you grab a shark covered in fish slime?
MadeYouLookAgain
Sharks aren’t fish and are not slimy like fish.
He was in a bin with slimy fish
Ryebread91
Multiple sources say sharks are fish. https://www.fisheries.noaa.gov/national/outreach-and-education/fun-facts-about-shocking-sharks
Multiple sources say your mom is a whale too.
streptovsky
You can see very clearly at 0:29 he's grabbing the jaw not the gills. All the gills are visible as it tries to breathe
You can see very clearly at 0:14 that he grabs the gill slits, followed by possible blood. That's all it takes to damage gills.
Hrm no you can't. He put his hand over the gills and tried to grip the exterior but he didn't curl his fingers *inside* the gills. 1/2
I also don't see any blood at all. I saw a shiny spot for a second I think that was light hitting fish slime. He quickly moved his hand. 2/2
xETM
Totally worth it - Shark, probably
AMR300
That's one confused sharkdoggo.
Eldibs
Is this the shark equivalent of those people who have a near-death experience and thought they saw Heaven?
justplainvanilla
besn
The shark, probably:
Iaimtomisbehave
"Ger off ya sods, i'm na done!" Scottish shark probably.
ButtholeButts
Putitinyomama
NPSM365
Poor shark.
SmokyDoggg
ARRR! 'Tis no shark.'Tis a remorseless eating machine!
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
Nom nom nom
FrogBotherer
"But the sign says all-you-can-eat"
FMan5
You here 4 hours! You go now!
Deikin
We're gonna need a bigger buffet
Lowland
But but I am not done eating
DanJonesKing
"You guys are never gonna believe what the fuck happened to me this morning"
JustAPileOfCats
Nikolai5
Shark: "We were taught never to leave the water, but you'll never believe what I found out there!"
tsunamisue
He does NOT want to leave!!
catincup
Why does it look like a drunk dad
WishIWasHighOnPotenuse
Maybe they had a couple of drinks before their shift
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Why are you so sure ifs not?
libaf
'cause it can't breathe :P
TheVermonster
He looks like Randy "what? I thought this was The Pacific"
notyourpartner
When dads are drunk they can't hide the dead eyes anymore.
TrashCanMcMan
This comment reflects me and I dont like it :(
LovesToSpooge517
Aww man. Sad memories of my dad come back.
ScruffyCat
Chl44
This shark looks heavy AF
Melonfish
Some sort of Cat-Shark
3PiecesOfBread
Here’s the same video but from a different angle:
TheDoctorAzAJ
Fortitude valley represent!
AjaxGBR
Great throwback
SanDiego52
Who is that?
BunterTheMage
Are they actually listening to sea shanties?? That’s pretty dope
thewalkinged
Sea shantys are dope but I would have thought they'd be listening to like Adele or something.
siegeDrunner
Does this sound like the actions of a man who has all he could eat?
belongsinamuseum
That could’ve been me!
Mentok
YouWillAllReferToMeByTheNameBetty
aLilBlindKid
I miss John.
ButIBuildAThousandBridges
What a gentle soul. I loved every single standup he did.
programmar27
I said nay-nay
ButtholeButts
GENTLEMEN... This is Democracy Manifest! What are the charges? Eating a meal?! A SUCCULENT chinese meal?!
imgurianitarian
likerice
Shark: "and then they took me to place where I was swimming in fish instead of water" // Shark therapist: "did you go hungry as a child?"
TeddyBearWitch
UncleFridgeKnuckles
I’m really happy that you made this in response to an Imgur comment. It’s wonderful to see creativity inspired by simple things like that +1
SmokyDoggg
I've always wondered if being taken to the surface is to a fish like us being abducted by aliens or something.
ThisNameUnavailable
I think it would be more like flying to us, since some fish can naturally go above the surface, and some birds can go underwater.
ExileonDaytonStreet
I really want to see a shark in glasses with a pencil and notepad and an inquisitive look on its face, listening to another shark talk
TeddyBearWitch
Normally I would doodle this out but I'm a little busy, so here's half of your order:
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
Dying from a lack of oxygen but still eating. My hero.
wHatThEQuAk
Thats literally my cat
iseepointycenterofareola
Just like every Friday at the sizzler
Scuttlebutte
Fucking legend
erischilde
Reminds me of my cats!
gekkepoes
If you knew you had 1 hour to live.would you go to an all you can eat restsurant? Not having to pay the bil after 1.5 hours.
CatofMelbourne
Fuck yeah. And I'll hire bunch of hot boys to strip n entertain me while I stuffed myself with expensive food
TheSilverSeraph
Stomach churning…bowels clenching…not much time…must..finish…
HelpfulCorn
How could I be mad at you?
JoeyAnthony6
When she sits on you*
zfournier16
He found heaven
CyanideBreathMint
Next best thing if ya can't go down fuckin'!
drenix
The shark be like Pam from Archer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7v-07kSc4E
Rantaf
Surplus of oxygen lol
Nickelbackfat
Lack of oxygen?
SometimesIFartWhenIPee
VinenLoutpof
U right, its dioxygene
armagetz
Yes? You do realize grills merely exchange gasses with the water. They can still suffocate in deoxygenated water.
Nickelbackfat
My brain farted. I was thinking…..”there are many oxygens just hanging around….many.”
ThisOldCPU
"Commander! We've lowered the air pressure so far the man believes he can see O2. It is far past time we stopped this madness!"
mp7nl
Have been doing that for ten years now
[deleted]
[deleted]
cleverplaydoh
DooksandPooks
In a tub filled with Reese’s PB cups...DIEabeetus
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
Fuck when the fisher man grabbed that weird looking dog by its gills
BreadMaster0
Yes but let keep in mind shark is prolly covered in fish slime and also didnt want to lose a hand.
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Wubbalubbadubdubb101
I thought it was pretty fitting considering his name. Thanks for validating my obscure and corny reference.
Vollidiot
Hey, Earl!
scuba7jb
+1 for not hacking it's fins off like a fucking neanderthal.
RVAALLDAY
Holy shit I had a dream with shark fin soup the other day, I’ve never had it and it wasn’t at a place you’d expect like a taco stand wtf
MrShieldy
Ah yes, such humanity for saving the shark. Let's ignore the hundrets of horribly soffocating fish right in front of them.
TheOtherBoleynGirl
The shark is possibly endangered. But I feel bad for the other fish too.
Fastjack2056
I'm mostly wishing they'd save that little octopus. I try not to eat anything smarter than I am.
TheToeGasher
Kinda insulting to neanderthals I am sure they weren't that wasteful
J4nein4ne
My thoughts exactly.
emotionalpurging
That's something a neanderthal would say.....
pmmeyourgold
They don't look Chinese
rfrostmiles
Many other countries participate in finning because it’s so profitable. Especially down in Central America
Larirari
Or Japanese
MrNohbdy
-1 for gilling it and likely killing it anyway
ilovedogknots
?
MrNohbdy
Picking a fish up by the gills is harmful. Picking a heavy fish up by the gills is most likely fatal
ImANurse
But looks like jaw bone he grabbed not gills
MrNohbdy
He grabbed the gills first.
DontusetheMword
Ya he was yanking on then gills pretty hard. It sucks cuz like, how do you grab a shark covered in fish slime?
MadeYouLookAgain
Sharks aren’t fish and are not slimy like fish.
DontusetheMword
He was in a bin with slimy fish
Ryebread91
Multiple sources say sharks are fish. https://www.fisheries.noaa.gov/national/outreach-and-education/fun-facts-about-shocking-sharks
MadeYouLookAgain
Multiple sources say your mom is a whale too.
streptovsky
You can see very clearly at 0:29 he's grabbing the jaw not the gills. All the gills are visible as it tries to breathe
MrNohbdy
You can see very clearly at 0:14 that he grabs the gill slits, followed by possible blood. That's all it takes to damage gills.
streptovsky
Hrm no you can't. He put his hand over the gills and tried to grip the exterior but he didn't curl his fingers *inside* the gills. 1/2
streptovsky
I also don't see any blood at all. I saw a shiny spot for a second I think that was light hitting fish slime. He quickly moved his hand. 2/2