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CoreCollective
Need to add ElectroBOOM1
Harm
Some MAGAt will make his wall art of this.
Heavenlysent
Yikes...
onemightyandstrong
Couch... Not even once.
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
This reminds me of that old College Humor meme about drugs.
davebarton315101
Better living through chemistry.
DirigibleOtter
Drugs sure won the war on drugs.
WhenWillThenBeNowSoon
“You can’t call it a war. Wars end.”
Carver
PicassoCT
By your powers combined you are captain drogas
theThousandHells
By your powers combined, I am Captain PedoFascist! The power is YOURS!* *white billionaire parasites
Arvissss
Adderall? *rape and pedophilia
W0lfsbl00d
Donald, Elon and JD's eyes are straight up predatory...
sundaymondayhippyday
So are their actual actions
dabydeen
Meth looks very familiar.
TheZommie
it took me until meth to realize what this was lol
wowzie
Who's the cocaine
100PercentOrganicCringe
Trump jr, aka Don junior.
cytherians
Pete "DUI" Kegsbreath, Diaper Don Jr, Keystone Kash, Adolf Twitler Muss, HH Sec Brainworms, Diddler on the Roof Trump, JD Couch Fucker Prance.
FaeVikingPrincess
Yeah I don't think Trump is on Adderall
RetrogradeLlama
Facts
Comet260
Patel on meth confirmed?
Sunflier
7qd26tttv7
I didn't know Kristi Noem does cocaine!
THEmichaelscarn12
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Z2hkNTg1MGo3ZGRkcTNrZXY1ZWt4a3BwcTRxZnBuYnB5MHVvYjNndiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ksIqBTbd83eA5vO3Qy/200w.webp
Wikipedo
WhattaMattahYou
wait, FTFY
Nightcaste
If he was taking Adderall he wouldn't be sleeping all the time
100PercentOrganicCringe
If he's been (ab)using stims and forced to kick them them he would be sleepy. He's objectively getting up there in years, which could account for incoherence and 'sleepiness' both.
jrmcgillicutty
My favorite part of Imgur is the broad-mindedness and wide variety of opinions found in the comments.
sundaymondayhippyday
Mine is the -80 trolls
Fendeezy
You know what they say, once you go couch...
EatPieLander
... you never go pouch
MrImmaculate
Kegsbreath > ????? > Patel > Muskrat > RFKjr > Dipshit in chief > Couch fucker Vance...
roryms5
cocaine is don jr
yalczero
Wiles needs to be on the list too with Meth under patel.
updootsonlyupdoots
Who is cocaine
roryms5
don jr
sv1rr
Jesus. I recignize all of them, and now I won't be able to sleep.
Sageypie
Took me a moment to realize it, just because I got so used to the meme and just assumed the only one different from the stock meme was the couch one. Then I looked up at Adderall and realized who that was, and my dumbass just thought, "oh, neat, they did two different for this one"
Yeah. Took way too long to realize it was just original all.the way through.
ElorYosnak
Gotta say, I don't recognise all of them. Most, but not the first few
ElorYosnak
(Thank you for your very colourful replies XD)
I am feeling a little vindicated in that one of the people I missed was Don Junior, who I could probably not identify without assistance because he is the most bland creature alive
onepinksheep
Pete "DUI Hire" Kegsbreath, Diaper Don Jr, Keystone Kash, Adolf Twitler, Sec Brainworms, The Diddler on the Roof, Couch Fucker
BooRidley
Kegsbreath, Don Jr, Patel, Elon, RFK, rapist in chief, Vance. Also read: traitor, traitor, traitor, traitor, traitor, traitorous cunt, traitor.
akafluffy
Kegsbreath, DonJr, Kash4favours
GuysJustWannaFish
I hate that I recognize them all. I wish I didn't know what the hell any of them looked like. I wish I knew what heros look like
dracovivi
Oh they are political(adjacent) figures... I though this was just a chart showing how eyes looked different based on drug type... *scampers back off to my ignorance bubble*
ScrippyChan
Who's the top one?
johnblood616
Kegsbreath
ScrippyChan
Yuck.
TheGoddessOfTiddiesAndWine
Couch is one hell of a drug
bigdix69420
Fuck ur couch
Buhjeebus
Couch, not even once.
ReallyOG
Once you go high-back…
FTUG
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cGp1OTd0dTI2ZXcxdDJhaHpkNWxrazg4Z2FiZTMwdnE1enhuYms5NCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/2OP9jbHFlFPW/200w.webp
VindictiveBathToaster
I prefer the term, “Sectional Predator”.
cytherians
The velveteen cushion...
PicassoCT
Once you go freud
rightwoof
It’s tough to avoid.
Canofbeanschachacha
Don't judge me I can quit anytime I want to.
2graves
Ok sir down... No wait.. no stop that
Timesarrows
i'd guess 99% of americans r brainwashed (marketed) to NOT understand alcohol is a drug in liquid form. liquid drug alcohol is by far the most destructive drug on earth in trillions $ damage PER YEAR to property, human physical body, brain damage/mental illness. liquid drug alcohol damage is 8000% more than fentanyl and all other illegal drugs. marijuana, opium... all can be processed into a liquid drink too! https://www.addictioncenter.com/community/is-alcohol-a-drug/
pandro
Sure, but that's because alcohol is legal and everyone (presumably over 21) has access to it. Cows murder more people every year than sharks. It's not that cows are more lethal - it's because there are millions of cow-human interactions every year. The percentage of cow-human injuries per # of interaction is tiny. Shark-human interactions are infrequent, but the percentage of injuries per # of interaction is higher. Even if a shark swims away 99% of the time and there's 1% injury.
SackTheRipper
KalmaWallu
Well, at least very addictive
BurningVeryImportantThings
sofa king good
iamgurd
It's not an addiction until you've sucked dick for it
sundaymondayhippyday
What if that’s just an excuse to suck dick?
Targe0
Then you are lying to cover up your true intentions.
And that is a comment behaviour of addicts.
iamgurd
Pretty good excuse