Jul 24, 2018 10:37 PM
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Watch your fingers!
Badsequence
To be fair it could be a child splitter also.
NLP32
Little kid on-scene makes me nervous. I wouldn’t want a kid in the same zip code as that thing.
jkim21
Using an axe is more fun.
TheEntireCommentSection
I could smell this
TurdSlynger
Headsplitter if not careful
mommycheeks
I’m not worried about fingers - I’m worried about his skull!
pumpuppthesoundwaves
haihala
Slightly less effort than an axe for a chance to get knocked out and backpain.
QuamvisSintSubAqua
Oh if only there was a safer way of splitting wood...
Zephronias
Am I the only one who got !)))% more anxious when the kid showed up?
12GaPoopRockets
I like turtles
get0ffmylawn
?1
UnreliableBacon
This is one of those times where a hard hat would come in handy lol
tsar63
But did he soak them in wood first?
Renaceae
I watched it for a while then wondered why the cart didn't get full.
Hellstorm99
Always found chopping wood to be relaxing. So I am going to have to pass on this one.
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
literally me at OP's mom's house last night
thecosmicraygirl
https://media3.giphy.com/media/xTiTnxqtQsFbhrfGZW/giphy.gif
HerrGrumps
It still looks mildly back breaking to me - if he could add a foot pedal to bring it up to speed or something I think that'd save the back
davejeep
Hydraulics seem to help as well
StubbyJohnson
Lol, ever use a splitting maul? This is a hell of an improvement as far as back breaking-ness is concerned!
1WouldSmash
Fuck it. Replace the man with a robot. Automate that shit until we're extinct.
hammersquirrel
hyptosis
Whoa, dude calm down. Man, someone around here had their job replaced by a stapler, amirite?
TacoFox
Thats one pissed off dipping bird.
ComoSeIguana
Wear your cut glove.
CADmunkey
So I'm assuming some sort of counterweight on the other end, but really want to see the whole rig.
MyNamelsNobody
It's just a heavy splitting maul on a lever with a car spring to make it bounce.
MarkySpaceMagnet
Inertia at work
MajikMessiah
polkadotmonkey
We had a wood burning stove as the only heat in New England growing up. I loved splitting wood with an axe. I miss the release. I'm a girl.
KCBeard
Okay Lizzie
burningitchyrash
I totally agree..
Smilemoar
There is a fun tranquility to be found in chopping/splitting wood with an axe.
rgs1000
Got rid of so much teenage angst. And learned that if you wanted the house to be warm, you'd better work for it.
PersonenschadenImGleisbett
film it next time. pretty sure youd have an audience. fuck asmr, LOG TIME BABY!
Threewisemen
I'll keep my axe. That thing looks neat, but also looks like it's heavy and takes up a bunch of room.
IHuggedaCorgiToday
that long handle is a concussion waiting to happen
ProceduralTexture
That or a broken collar bone. Effing awful & unsafe handle design. The lateral bar on top is good: it's just in a bad spot.
entropyk
Really! Since he pulls down or lifts sprung weight, a short loop of heavy rope would serve, and remove a few inches of danger area.
AmazingKS
Work smarter not harder
KuistiPanu
That doesn't look exactly easier
Vaeevictiss
Work smarter AND harder
VioletMoonRising
That is good advice for the guy in the OP.
[deleted]
Jacob12jr
I think the weight of the... well weight, will more than make up for it. No human can bring that much force down on the wood with just an ax
olson23409
They have hydraulic splitters that are way safer and use more force. Just have to work a lever. This would be annoying
blargyblargblarg
they do use gas and oil. I believe the advantage here is using alittle mechanical/physics advantage.
He is able to multiply and accurately target his force all while having zero electricity.
StrawVulcan
Why is that creepy kid in white makeup just standing there?
teslaNikol4
I find white face incredibly racist.
twee3oh3
I came here for this comment - like wtf is no one talking about him? geesh... still waiting/wondering
theaterismylife
Some people are just that white.
monkeyslotsofthem
Its called a ghost
Bertholomew
They're called Irish people.
Zaayl
Juggalo's recruit young
itsaburneraccountdummies
That’s my son!
HermeneuticalQuandary
because kids
nouseforanameforthisshit
He wanted a banana.
EugeneEff
Judging by the trees and what he's wearing(not to mention stocking up on wood) it's probably just before winter maybe Oct 31?
mugatugrows
Pops IS wearing black and orange. I support this theory
LudeJaw
He likes turtles.
MycolTheFunguy
Beat me to it...
Danknightyoudeserve
there is no kid.
TeenageMutantNinjaRaptor
Treblaine
LordVulpix
What evil? Oh are you seeing a kid? You must have been very evil to see the cursed child in a gif. It happens from time to time.
odinragnarok
100% would get knocked out by this thing.
n8glore
Please don't attempt power tools then....
ssttyygg
I was thinking the same thing. That handle would brain me every single time.
Alphonsevaher
Or have it come down on my shoulder and crack my collar bone in half.
DocZero
I think I'd lose a hand
Vordetron
*dead
Mxlespxles
100%
gwhh
Soon to be called Johnny one hand
shimshimmyyah
100% would (wood), watch (?)
AshlandHale
Clock
420xxx69CommunismWillWin69xxx420
Yes
SpaceCoreSpike
What about his fingers?!
lykwo
You don't NEED 10..
Zhorhammer
It's a lot safer than an axe since you always know exactly where the point is coming down.
TheGhastHunter
That blade has force but not speed. As long as his fingers never go between the wood and the blade (like by holding the sides) he's good.
Ahh.
As long as his fingers can be pushed away but not crushed, at most he'd need a bandaid. With gloves no harm at all. Just don't hold the top.
reineseele
I guess the gloves are like the ones you cant cut through with metal...dont know the name for it.
Leather?
SpacePandaNinja
Pandas?
dagg3r
Riggers
TheRicM
Aluminum foil?
mRfLiCkMaN8
Chain mesh?
mrmayortheiv
Kevlar gloves won't save you from getting your hand liquidated and then amputated inside of the glove
RandomGuy12345678910
Liquified.... unless his hand was on sale. Then it could be liquidated.
Liquidated sounds cooler
Badsequence
To be fair it could be a child splitter also.
NLP32
Little kid on-scene makes me nervous. I wouldn’t want a kid in the same zip code as that thing.
jkim21
Using an axe is more fun.
TheEntireCommentSection
I could smell this
TurdSlynger
Headsplitter if not careful
mommycheeks
I’m not worried about fingers - I’m worried about his skull!
pumpuppthesoundwaves
haihala
Slightly less effort than an axe for a chance to get knocked out and backpain.
QuamvisSintSubAqua
Oh if only there was a safer way of splitting wood...
Zephronias
Am I the only one who got !)))% more anxious when the kid showed up?
12GaPoopRockets
I like turtles
get0ffmylawn
UnreliableBacon
This is one of those times where a hard hat would come in handy lol
tsar63
But did he soak them in wood first?
Renaceae
I watched it for a while then wondered why the cart didn't get full.
Hellstorm99
Always found chopping wood to be relaxing. So I am going to have to pass on this one.
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
literally me at OP's mom's house last night
thecosmicraygirl
https://media3.giphy.com/media/xTiTnxqtQsFbhrfGZW/giphy.gif
HerrGrumps
It still looks mildly back breaking to me - if he could add a foot pedal to bring it up to speed or something I think that'd save the back
davejeep
Hydraulics seem to help as well
StubbyJohnson
Lol, ever use a splitting maul? This is a hell of an improvement as far as back breaking-ness is concerned!
1WouldSmash
Fuck it. Replace the man with a robot. Automate that shit until we're extinct.
hammersquirrel
hyptosis
Whoa, dude calm down. Man, someone around here had their job replaced by a stapler, amirite?
TacoFox
Thats one pissed off dipping bird.
ComoSeIguana
Wear your cut glove.
CADmunkey
So I'm assuming some sort of counterweight on the other end, but really want to see the whole rig.
MyNamelsNobody
It's just a heavy splitting maul on a lever with a car spring to make it bounce.
MarkySpaceMagnet
Inertia at work
MajikMessiah
polkadotmonkey
We had a wood burning stove as the only heat in New England growing up. I loved splitting wood with an axe. I miss the release. I'm a girl.
KCBeard
Okay Lizzie
burningitchyrash
I totally agree..
Smilemoar
There is a fun tranquility to be found in chopping/splitting wood with an axe.
rgs1000
polkadotmonkey
Got rid of so much teenage angst. And learned that if you wanted the house to be warm, you'd better work for it.
PersonenschadenImGleisbett
film it next time. pretty sure youd have an audience. fuck asmr, LOG TIME BABY!
Threewisemen
I'll keep my axe. That thing looks neat, but also looks like it's heavy and takes up a bunch of room.
IHuggedaCorgiToday
that long handle is a concussion waiting to happen
ProceduralTexture
That or a broken collar bone. Effing awful & unsafe handle design. The lateral bar on top is good: it's just in a bad spot.
entropyk
Really! Since he pulls down or lifts sprung weight, a short loop of heavy rope would serve, and remove a few inches of danger area.
AmazingKS
Work smarter not harder
KuistiPanu
That doesn't look exactly easier
Vaeevictiss
Work smarter AND harder
VioletMoonRising
That is good advice for the guy in the OP.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Jacob12jr
I think the weight of the... well weight, will more than make up for it. No human can bring that much force down on the wood with just an ax
olson23409
They have hydraulic splitters that are way safer and use more force. Just have to work a lever. This would be annoying
blargyblargblarg
they do use gas and oil. I believe the advantage here is using alittle mechanical/physics advantage.
blargyblargblarg
He is able to multiply and accurately target his force all while having zero electricity.
StrawVulcan
Why is that creepy kid in white makeup just standing there?
teslaNikol4
I find white face incredibly racist.
twee3oh3
I came here for this comment - like wtf is no one talking about him? geesh... still waiting/wondering
theaterismylife
Some people are just that white.
monkeyslotsofthem
Its called a ghost
Bertholomew
They're called Irish people.
get0ffmylawn
Zaayl
Juggalo's recruit young
itsaburneraccountdummies
That’s my son!
HermeneuticalQuandary
because kids
nouseforanameforthisshit
He wanted a banana.
EugeneEff
Judging by the trees and what he's wearing(not to mention stocking up on wood) it's probably just before winter maybe Oct 31?
mugatugrows
Pops IS wearing black and orange. I support this theory
LudeJaw
He likes turtles.
MycolTheFunguy
Beat me to it...
Danknightyoudeserve
there is no kid.
TeenageMutantNinjaRaptor
Treblaine
LordVulpix
What evil? Oh are you seeing a kid? You must have been very evil to see the cursed child in a gif. It happens from time to time.
odinragnarok
100% would get knocked out by this thing.
n8glore
Please don't attempt power tools then....
ssttyygg
I was thinking the same thing. That handle would brain me every single time.
Alphonsevaher
Or have it come down on my shoulder and crack my collar bone in half.
DocZero
I think I'd lose a hand
Vordetron
*dead
Mxlespxles
100%
gwhh
Soon to be called Johnny one hand
shimshimmyyah
100% would (wood), watch (?)
AshlandHale
Clock
420xxx69CommunismWillWin69xxx420
Yes
SpaceCoreSpike
What about his fingers?!
lykwo
You don't NEED 10..
Zhorhammer
It's a lot safer than an axe since you always know exactly where the point is coming down.
TheGhastHunter
That blade has force but not speed. As long as his fingers never go between the wood and the blade (like by holding the sides) he's good.
SpaceCoreSpike
Ahh.
TheGhastHunter
As long as his fingers can be pushed away but not crushed, at most he'd need a bandaid. With gloves no harm at all. Just don't hold the top.
reineseele
I guess the gloves are like the ones you cant cut through with metal...dont know the name for it.
1WouldSmash
Leather?
SpacePandaNinja
Pandas?
dagg3r
Riggers
TheRicM
Aluminum foil?
mRfLiCkMaN8
Chain mesh?
mrmayortheiv
Kevlar gloves won't save you from getting your hand liquidated and then amputated inside of the glove
RandomGuy12345678910
Liquified.... unless his hand was on sale. Then it could be liquidated.
mrmayortheiv
Liquidated sounds cooler