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Nov 22, 2016 3:28 AM
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BigAZNMan
Shouldn't you be best friends with someone you date? Or are we just looking for our next ex wife?
Vydrach
Djkb6718
missesm
programmatically
veeamjiias
Hahahahaha
CHRYZlS
isaidsomethingcool
Harmston
DamnThatSoob
Beta as fuck
Maschinensohn
Time to move on.
kootiepatra
To be fair, dropping a "we look so much like a couple" on social media is a rotten way to try and actually become a couple
ThatAwesomeStarfish
What in the world do you expect to archieve by making a comment like that?
Ombreuse
"Ho yeah you're right we should totally date" said no one ever
jweenypwee
Could be gay.
Sirvexalot
This physically hurt me. It was like getting winded
rabastan
"I was nice, now lemme smash" isn't gonna endear anyone to anyone.
BigAZNMan
Shouldn't you be best friends with someone you date? Or are we just looking for our next ex wife?
StTriniansHeadBoy
Worth remembering, guys - women are not obligated to have sex with you just because you're nice to them. Even if you *really* want them to.
BigAZNMan
Huuuuhh? You mean my mere presence and aura of cologne doesn't mandate her ham wallet to vulcanize my whoopee stick?! I thought it was law?
MercyBacon89
His reaction when he read her comment
ThatWimpaWampa
*Trumpet Starts to play the last post* "TRUMPET NOISE!! TRUMPET NOISE! TRUUUUUUMPET NOIIIISE!!" IDK how to describe the song. Check it out.
BrandonMoon
aps?
BrandonMoon
Taps?
Gerrery
If you score enough friend points you might get the mercy card.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
You know, some guys do in fact have female friends they don't wanna fuck. They're usually 3's
BigAZNMan
Or crazy.
IMightBeRealIMightNotBe
They look kinda like siblings
Remdoge
GhostleyNerdicus
As a guy, there's no zone like being compared to her sister!
akalien
when I was in high school I sister zoned girls then my dad told me they were into me and made it a little weird.
SPCGlitterFart
Meh, just means that she doesn't like you like that, time to move on and not be obsessed. Se la vie...
shitpostbot3000
Bone app the teeth to you too my friend.
SPCGlitterFart
Bumblebee tuna, bumblebee tuna... *waves*
Obietrice
I was friendzoned by my girlfriend for like. 7 years.
Obietrice
My current gf we've been together for 3
mynameisnotalice
I've been in my bf's friendzone 6 years. There is a way out :)
BlubberwhaleBumbersplat
Tell us how you made it out
Messyart
There's no such thing as the friendzone.
coreunit
its not as common as ppl seem to think but yeah it happens
wm4life
What? You use a different term?
Messyart
Yea, if I decide I like a lass enough to want a relationship, I make it clear and make a move. If I do not want a relationship, I call them
Messyart
"Friend"
Messyart
(Unless we hardly knew one another to start in which case I call it "No big fucking deal")
Messyart
And guess what? If I am "friend" with someone whom I am suddenly struck with a romantic interest in and they decline, y'know what?
Messyart
It doesn't change a thing. We're still friends, nothing changes.
rayfinklesboobjob
all male imgurians please pour some liquor out for a fallen comrade
DeckhandAdmiral
NO PITY FOR THE WEAK
dudefromFinland
jakefromreddit
charlierunkle
Jesus christ
BigAZNMan
Well i have a night off and a bottle of Pie Hole whiskey to open. RIP homie.
harveybirdmanesquire
Now the carpet is wet. and not in the good way like you want.
sexuallyadventuroushaberdasher
I'm drinking rather nice whiskey tonight I don't want to pour some out for anything. I'll do dump a PBR down the drain for him instead.
captianprettyobvious
Just flush the toilet one more time
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Snarkoleptic
In English, please
ILikeShorts
His friend is cheating.
hgghu8888
Main friend
BrandonMoon
Dude is gay. Doesnt matter.
Fonzanoon
Gay!
corteezy
I certainly hope so ;)
valkrez
Hehe
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jbilly90
Yo dont choose ur sexuality. You either like guy , girls or both by nature.
SPCGlitterFart
Nope, says so in the rulebook, you didn't get one? Greg, get this man the rulebook...geez, I'm sorry, Greg is new, sometimes misses someone.
SPCGlitterFart
What? A downvote? Blame Greg, I had NOTHING to do with this!
Idontfavoritealot
SPCGlitterFart
Awww, Doug, I know Greg is your friend, but we only rescued you from the mental ward to lick envelopes in the postal room...have an upvote.
darcelfink
Why is this so heavily downvotes?
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Imgur is really stupidly weird sometimes.
Densteef
Because if you are gay you don't just fucking change your mind and be like mmm I'm going to be bi this month
darcelfink
I am gay. And it was clearly a joke.
DEATHHHHH
Hetro*
BrandonMoon
I'm not saying it is a bad thing for him to be gay. I know gay guys who would say something like that.
DEATHHHHH
Gay people can be curious as much as straight people