New pants for the biker please..

Aug 30, 2019 10:10 PM

gpm1120

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New pants for the biker please..

holy balls

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Never mind the biker. What about the white SUV

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PROVIDENCE

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Fate is Supreme

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Red circle pls

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oooh, it's Russia

6 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

What do we look like a bunch of pants doctors!? Do it yourself

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Cheeks clenched hard enough to turn coal into diamonds.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That happened so fast, the adrenaline didn’t even kick in til it was a diary entry.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also not sure why the motorcycle and truck were driving next to eachother and why the motorcycle just keeps on driving like nothing happened

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 2

Bring the brown pants!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He has the right idea!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you put all of your skill points in luck.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lol

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keep going, don’t stop, like a BOSS!!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never tailgate, ever. Need response time

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

/a/Fbtzwrk

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I doubt he needs new pants, the guy didn't even flinch and just kept going.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My butt hole clenches in these situations, idk why y’all need pants

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Threading the needle.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Death was like, "Damn I miss."

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don’t understand why that car swerved into the other lane n the first place

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Looks like it was overtaking a white car.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like it was rear-ended and knocked into the other lane.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Car saved bikers life and that fuck didn't even stop. Fuck him.

6 years ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 36

Biker might be in shock, he just had two vehicles obliterate each other in front of him

6 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 2

You can see he was braking. Jesus Christ if he came to a dead stop he would fly off the bike and die

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Probably too embarrassed with that massive pantload of dookie

6 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

Truth

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't stop at accidents. I've got shit to do

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

True he should of stopped and at the very least called for the police

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

He may have been completely stunned and couldn't even process wtf just happened.

6 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Biker better hope that area doesn't have strong Good Samaritan laws.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 15

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Good Samaritan Laws protect people from being sued for trying to provide aid. What you're referring to is a Duty to Rescue law. Very rare.

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

How did the car save the bikers life?

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

There would have been nothing to stop the car from plowing into him. That car would have hit the biker instead

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If the white car wasn't there the bike may have just been a road stain but then again he might have also been driving faster so who knows

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I mean like.... there's a lot of time after the video ends where he may have stopped

6 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 5

oooo look at me - I think before i spam the keyboard - Oooooohhh Im so logical and thoughtful - get fucked /s

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 20

You must be drunk typing because asshole statements like that only sound cool to the drunk writing it. Grow up.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Hey keyboard warrior, ya see that "/s" at the end of the comment? Well... https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=%2Fs

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh no. I know /s. Your sarcasm just isn’t funny. Looking at your page and comments it’s par for course so I should have looked at that first

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

He did the /s for sarcasm lighten up old man dickhead

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Biker didn't even stop... Bit of a dick move there.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 11

Well, he had all the adrenaline of a near miss without the sobering effect of being hit. It probably didn't even cross his mind to stop.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

He wasnt involved genius

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Doesn't have to be involved to see if someone is ok and not hurt. Genius.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That applies to literally everyone who drives by

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would he stop?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

To be see if anyone needed help, like any decent human being would.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What? You think he isn't shocked and willing to be away from that crap asap? -He didn't do anything wrong.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an aside, stuff like this is why I always ride towards the center line. You can see what's going on in front of you

6 years ago | Likes 459 Dislikes 7

And you'd be dead

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Look close there is a white car that hits the victim into the white van its impossible to see due to line of sight it would have killed you

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And be as immediately visible as possible to those that can’t see past the vehicle ahead.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

True but so many people cross the center anymore.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

it's so much easier to react though, when you at least can see them coming.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

“As an aside” “towards the center” yep, checks out.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Usually a good idea. But, ironically, would have gotten him killed in this instance.

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Would not have been killed following the 3 second rule

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, he can't be any further back than about 0.5 seconds. Way too close; it almost looks like he's about to pass on the right shoulder

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was riding towards the center line and a 17 year old took a left in front of me. Bike’s totaled and I’m lucky my body wasn’t.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you still ride?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No. I can’t even really drive very well these days

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just read up on your previous posts. Glad you’re still with us.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, me too. Don’t let me be too much of a bummer

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a rad tech idk. Maybe on straight aways but many bikers go 6 ft under due to a spot of gravel because the middle is (smoother)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MSF we taught that a car lane is 3 lanes for a motorcycle. left, center, and right. Each lane has it's use, but left has best visibility

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That can mean that you are following in the tire path of the car in front of you, but still able to see and be seen by oncoming traffic

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Naturally, you have to be aware of your environment, and choose your speed accordingly.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Centre is the one where you crash and die because of all the oil and grease from other vehicles.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it depends, usually it's only an issue right after it starts raining, stop lights and stop signs, or heavy stop & go traffic areas.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If he were, he wouldn't have made it.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I got kicked in the shin by a buick turning left in front of me once down in Tampa. I saw him turning in front of me at the last second

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And was able to cut right before broadsiding the guy. I had on a pair of Alpinestar boots, with a plastic shinguard

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

with the brand name cast on it, and when he hit my leg, he knocked my foot backward off the peg, and embossed the jeans

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm willing to say that he would've had to brake, and then swerve, but if he'd been paying attention he would have lived

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 As someone who rode for years, i don't think so, the oncoming car gets rear ended, that's what caused this you couldn't see it so no time

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 to react to anything, and in those split seconds it's hard to react correctly even for an experienced rider

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stuff like this is why I don't ride. And because I don't have a bike. Actually it's just the second thing.

6 years ago | Likes 173 Dislikes 0

Yep, you can't ride in the centre of the lane because of the oil and grease slick, and the outside edge fucks up your vision down the road.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that's your decision.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I’m right there with you. I rode with a friend for a bit and determined it’s not for me

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I ride dirtbikes off-road. Sure, gotta worry about trees, but then I can only blame myself, it’s under my control

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Yeah, but there's always that one asshole tree that is trying to show off to his friends and puts a branch in your way.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Leaf the tree alone. Can you really blame the tree for trying to branch out?

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0