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May 16, 2016 5:03 PM
Tbone21
Those poor socks
ilikewobbleboards
The toilet paper over a sensor is also great for sneaking into a sheikh's (consenting) daughter's bedroom undetetected
D2sb
I had no idea what was lacking in my life. Now I can relax and die, knowing that I missed nothing this life has to offer.
BeachComber620822
That last one thought........
Ninjette300
The plumbers accidentally hooked up the hot water to the toilet. Flush first then you have a heated toilet on a cold morning XD
JoePollo
I can't perform until I get home.
HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG
use a toilet paper guard in reverse and boom automatic dick protection from touching the toilet
CallingYouOnYourShit
and there goes your bag.
MonserrSans2
If I put my phone in the sink, how will I browse imgur?
PandasCanFly
T-T-T-To save your ass.Haha. It took me a while but I finally get it.
tekime
People getting desperate for new ideas...
blueknot
Number .2s? Feeling a little constipated?
RickCaptain
LMAO
WafflesMcGee
Neat!
jtotheofo
TP over the sensor and the bag hanging on the door will make work that much better.
DangerMeme
This dude puts his face uncomfortably close to the toilet. Hilarious.
mavwubb
And he grabs the seat with his entire hand like a savage. I'm pretty sure in most public bathrooms his hand would instantly start to decay.
visgurian
Professional grade disinfectant is a wonderful thing.
NutBuggets
Best shitpost ever
AddictedToCycling
You, I like you.
shawnemack
Pure toilet humor
MyHuevosBringsAllDaGrls2DaYardAndDamnRightTheyreCoveredInSauce
https://imgur.com/QarunRQ
KleptoKea
Bravo
ChaosTyrant
best comment NA
drpiil
EU>NA
Enz0matr1x
travelinaddy
For #1 be careful how much soap you put in... I put in too much once and the bubbles just kept multiplying, it was awful
reaper12345
Will literally do none of those
kanihaznaiph
Not even #2 and #6 ???
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
The amount of coke he used compared to the amount of toilet cleaner... It's not a cheap alternative if you have to use that much each time.
kickingscreamingguccilittlepiggie
#4 who puts their face that close to a toilet. 2 right hands too.
JackOfAllTradesMasterOfBaters
How the hell does soap and hot water fix a clog?
ThatShiftyMonkey
it doesn't.
jambalaya308
Hot water heats and melts any fats in the *ahem* clog. Soap helps along.
Pegussu
Soap and hot water helps break down toilet paper and shit. You have to let it sit for a little. Doubt it helps massive clogs.
Lionskull
had a shit clog after diarrhea, #1 didn't help at all. I learned to flush often after that. I ended up sacrificing a coat hanger.
myrdrah
#4 is how you get your bag stolen!
GoochoLibre
I think you hang it on the inside of the door. It's about wedging the strap into the crack. Giggity. :3
YuffieK
NinjaSpork
a $2 bottle of Coke is a good alternative to .50 container of Comet
unclewookwook
#3 how to get your phone stolen/soaked by some cockwomble
mooosecrossing
QueefBurglarSixtyNine
Me irl rn
SloppyJimbo
What's this from?
TrashPandaMafia
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angrywithoutcheese
Pineapple express
spiceass9000
Pineapple Express. It is absolutely hilarious
ABadlyPhotoshoppedPictureOfJustKiddingNothing
Pineapple Express
chronocruise
Pineapple Express
RickCaptain
That does it. I'm gonna start carrying tube socks everywhere.
visgurian
I've heard this before. Why do you add tube to the word socks? Do you have circle socks or box socks where you live?
RickCaptain
It's a style thing...
vainio12
Here in finland #4 is different. If the lock is broken someone comes and fixes it
joswastika
While you poop
salriella
If not, you just hold the door with your foot and everyone will see someone's in there.
niet3sche
And you have doors that don't have 1" (2.54cm) gaps between the door and the frame!! Ah, luxury!
ThatOneGifOfJerryFuckingTomInTheAssIsMySpiritSlave
Yeah, but you fuckin gotta go now, bro
Itzzzel
Even if it happened 1 minute before! Wow that's fast!
GnomeAnn
They are an efficient people.
HighrockTendales
In Germany it simply won't have happened because we don't make shitty locks
Moleyb
In England we would just tut loudly and complain to our friends later on.
DickAssman
Also i've never seen a toilet seat like that with the gap at the dick area
visgurian
Most public washroom toilets in Canada have them, I think in the US too.
idledoodle
Key word being 'public'. Are we expected to carry around a perfectly good pair of socks to use one time?
visgurian
Yes of course you are. Don't you dare dirty the seat with your butt sweat! Use socks like a civilized person!
KebabRemovalUnit
You mean you don't have a dedicated pair of toilet socks?
Starsfreaky
#5 coke costs more than most toilet bowl cleaners...
ShadowGinrai
how much is coke where you live? 99 cents for a liter in AZ
ThisMayBeMyLastPost
All you need in a household is Coca-Cola, WD40, and duct tape.
AdrianAmato
it's 5pm, your RA is coming for house checks in half an hour. You have no toilet bowl cleaner, but you have tonnes of Coke.
jaminjimmyjames
You'll probably need to flush it before that narc RA catches you ripping lines anyway.
citationsneeded
Really? Generic cola at a grocery store is like 0.89USD for 3 liter bottle
Starsfreaky
Yeah, but see how much of it he had to pour in? Probably close to a liter. Whereas a regular toilet bowl cleaner is like $2 USD and has (1)
Starsfreaky
enough clearer to perform its job like 30 times.
wamblyburrito
What I don't understand is this stuff has enough chemicals to be considered a good make-shift cleaner and yet people still drink it....
litelbrown
It's more the fizzing than anything else.
Imhereforthelurking
Because the stuff that's caustic is low level and perfectly fine in the form and concentration it is at.
goldensky
The CO2 fizz helps loosen stuff. It's not toxic.
Starsfreaky
It's actually not just the fiz. It's sulfuric acid. Which is a pretty good cleaner.
BaalkpanBay
But it's the only good use of coke.
IAlwaysUpvoteRickAndMorty
It can also clean engine blocks
JaceWhitehale
And battery terminals
breadedfishstrip
Clogged? Soda crystals and overnight. Dirty? Soda crystals solution on tp. Deck looks a bit dirty? SODA CRYSTALS. Also, they are cheap.
LexOnFyr
Truuuu, my go-to cleaning solution for almost everything is a mix of Dawn & Baking Soda.
breadedfishstrip
Buy a bulk bag of powdered soda, be amazed at how shit expensive cleaners are compared to soda dilutions.
ArdatYakshi
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JizanthapusSmiggles
eyy.
RoseTylerKillsDaleks
Muthafuckin .
NinjaTroii
Ahh the dots
lunchbucket
We tried cola to clean the toilet, didn't work. Pumice stone is best
Imhereforthelurking
At that point, you're not cleaning the bowl so much as literally scraping a new layer clear.
lunchbucket
Then what's the best way to get rid of the hard water ring?
yetanotherstupidlylongusernamethatnoonewillread
CLR
Imhereforthelurking
Scrape a layer of porcelain off. Never said it was a bad idea.