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source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsXMe8H6iyc
Denmark and Sweden are in the top 5 of countries that have had most wars fought between them. Some of the others are Franche vs England and etc etc. But you might wonder why the hell did they fight each other? well mostly because of Norway but there are also some other things like the break up the Karlmar union and just because of the kings didn't like each other. Also something with the 30 years war but thats for another time. (mostly because its boring and looong)
Scrool down if you want to see why both countries are have a bit of an online feud with each-other.
tlr;dr friendly rivalry between each other and joking about history.
yup fighting over the smallest things.
Even the official twitter of Denmark and Sweden got into a " twitter beef"
And yes even tho both of these countries have had a loooong bloody historie well today it is mostly friendly rivalry. so if you see any post with these two countries poking fun at each other even tho it can sound a bit harsh. well now you know. have a nice day.
TheFrozenNorwegian
Well Norway is better anyway
bringforthdaoc2
It's about damn time we start another one.
RussianBlueJay
Oh those Scand blonds
AristotleVonDandelion
rød grød med fløde > flyganda jakob
InsertAmusingUserName
bertguy
GnomeDeGuerre
Currently rightwing DK is furious with swe because they accepted more refugees than DK did. "Sweden is lost", it's said.
Kingstad
Idk. The danish are so kind to us Norwegians, we might have to pick their side. On the other hand we constantly go to sweden for cheap grub.
Barugan
Kalmar*
Andemor
Forbandede svenskere!!
badspellling
https://youtu.be/YlTukY9fV9Y?t=1m5s
Strayan101
Atleast comment the artists work you used sheesh
AtsaMattaForYou
Brinkers3000
From I-kill-ya to IKEA...
Pulsahr
viludium
I'm pretty sure that every nordic country has some beef fith Sweden. Especially Finland when it comes to hockey. Perkele
badspellling
Nah, not with Norway. No beef, just love.
thedeg
Vi gillar Öst-Svenskarna ändå.
RoutemasterFlash
Tell me more about 'mostly because of Norway'.
BloodyTheSecondBroken
Denmark and Sweden both loves Norway. See it as a love triangle. Everyone loves that cute rich one, but hates the competition.
SwedenAndersson
... Danmark. :/ love ‘em to death. THEIR deaths. Which hopefully will come soon and be painful and slow. In a friendly way. Like sundayroast
ProphetTenebrae
What happened in 1205 to start this centuries long enmity?
Vectron
Just a formalization and upscaling of the previous 1000 years of war between the multitude of kings and jarls in Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
Gianttesticlemonster
Hey Sweden Canada here. Care to help us out on the battle for Hans island?
SwedenAndersson
Haha the most epic battle in history! I always wanted to spread fuckery by putting down a Swedish flag on there together with surströmming
SwedenAndersson
My next vacation plan, I’m super cereal. Will post it on here and you better see it. (When I can afford it)
DavidBrooker
Should just split it down the middle and install the world's least relevant border crossing.
Agandau
...with a little booth and a gate arm that doesn't block anything.
EreyaTheForgotten
It's just that we know Denmark is better than Sweden. But we also know Sweden is pretty great too. Don't tell them though.
4vie
Dansk propaganda! Lyss ej, bröder!
EreyaTheForgotten
Du er også sød ;)
4vie
<3
anotherdeadaquarian
americans have somewhere to learn from , without impaling each other
kurash
Älvsborgs fästning. Pang prego. Sammanfattar det väldigt bra.
kurash
https://youtu.be/ri233-4Yeg4
InsertAmusingUserName
"Den vill vi gerne ha"
kurash
Mange takk
ingobingo19849000
Fucking barbarians.
jjoommppaa8888
I think the term you are searching for is Vikings.
PocketVist
Danish people sound like their gagging on a cock, also sweden for life
GnomeDeGuerre
One of the only sounds a swede would recognize while sober.
PocketVist
Hahaha
HappiestBear
I'm rooting for Sweden! Show'em hell!
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
norwegiansilverfox
Haha! -Your friendly neighbourhood Norwegian ;)
molltox
chilldawg
Hvad fanden er fika?
Flowzer
(Eller en "social instution" som de kaller det selv; https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fika )
Flowzer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fika_(Sweden)
Flowzer
Probably the greatest Swedish invention ever - they basically made coffee brakes into a national passtime.
chilldawg
Ooooh! We've got something similar in Denmark, but not quite the same.
molltox
Mithrilchu
Me as Dane: swap the flags and the joke is unchanged xD
DrLongSchlongius
Fantastisk!
Dreadric
HoneNathan
DOnt speak the languages, but I'm guessing Gimli is asking what he's saying?
BoltHonk
Bingo
Phustercluck
LöL
FreyjaAE
Perfekt!
Draxedz
Det är ju gyllene!!!
PoorSucker
But when Denmark won the European Cup in football in Sweden all swedes was dressed in red and white, my summer of love.
BeensBeens
we hate each other during the European cup and the world cup, but if the other has been eliminated we support the remaining team.
Bamboobob
The same with the Netherlands and Belgium :)
KongBjoern
i remeber how the danes got super excited about Iceland in the European cup when they were the only nordic country left
LazyTheAssCat
I’d rather my life long rival win than some (relative) nobody.
LeadByBadExample
I wouldn't mind having Sweden win, because hating Sweden is like hating a brother. I'd never want a rival to win. Ever. Never, ever.
LeadByBadExample
When Brøndby lost the championship in the 94th minute (thank you Iceland), I celebrated. I knew that life would be ok.
LeadByBadExample
Remember to hate Brøndby every day. It's part of a healthy diet.
FuckityFucker
That sounds good, The Scottish, Welsh,Irish and N.Irish all root against England
KongBjoern
yeah but that was a somewhat recent overlordship where the scandinavians have more of a rivalry to it
Its1am
The rivalry between Scotland and England has been going on for near enough 1300 years
KongBjoern
yes but the English have been overlords over the Scots since 1700s while the Kalmar union broke mid 1500
Niddhoger
Ha.. IKEA named all its doormats after places in Denmark. This did not go unnoticed :p
Wesugi
i work at IKEA and i didnt know that. Thats freaking hilarious
Catclicksalot
Yes, and they tried to argue that it was because they saw Denmark as really durable:D
namiasdf
ayee
Kamahuha
Came here to get this
LeadByBadExample
Well, it's the closest most Swedes are gonna get to setting foot in a civilised country.
PyllyNalleMissionaries
Totta vitussa
DinkyDamn
Why you little danskjävel.. Have an upvote! >:|
LeadByBadExample
DinkyDamn
LeadByBadExample
I love it!
ecchanQueen
It also commemorates how tall the mountain is in Denmark, and how flat the rest is. ;)
KittyArcher
VargFallon
Danskjävlar!!
BeensBeens
Svennebanan
dmc623
threelitreassengine
skide svensker
degenerator
From the rooftop of the hospital!
PoorSucker
Perkele
FappingRaptor
Saatana
zebzebzeb
Vittu?
BeensBeens
er selv fra Helsingør, og nogen af mine sjoveste aftener har været med svenskere
NuthinButts
Draxedz
#4
Bruiserbrother
Den man tugter elsker man!
ranivotz
Det är tvärtom, den man älskar tuktar man.
Bruiserbrother
Det er vist rigtigt nok!
Fleaofpain
theotherforcemajeure