SpaceX about to sacrifice a 100 virgins to rocket Gods.

Mar 10, 2018 3:40 PM

DutchWendigo

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And you thought their success came from their scientific and engineering ingenuity.

holy crap I never realised how big those landers were

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why do they need so many secretaries?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 8

This are no virgins

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

I counted 238

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why is whoopi goldberg on this picture?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I doubt any of them are virgins. Nerdy women are sexy as hell!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

this pic plus my sisters odd obsession with Elon Musk I realize those are all somebodies sister. Bros don’t let them mount that rocket

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Ahh, so that’s why it’s white. To match other kitchen appliances.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

HEY I built a crane there!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good ol Musky... buttloads of money = buttloads of women

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Yellow shirt seems to stand out...

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

its the Maincharacter

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Science officer

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well she is wearing a yellow shirt

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Comment checks out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Several of them are doing the black panther salute

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I had 3 interviews and was ultimately turned down. I guess I won’t get to serve as a human sacrifice. :-(

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give these souls to the omnissiah!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The Tithe is owed!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess the other 300 in the picture not virgins?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"sacrifice a 100 virgins..." what?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Damn, do they not hire anyone over 30? I'm a woman engineer over 40 and looking for a job, I'm guessing I shouldn't even apply there.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My mother, my sister, my daughter, and my woman are the most amazing people. I bet these women are also.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

For the Emperor!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How sure are you about the whole virgin thing?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Occupy Mars" - Now that's some activism I can get behind!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Pretty sure there are mostly non-virgins in that crowd.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

How do you think they got the job...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 12

Fuck up and move up I think

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

Now let's play: find the black girl, ready... GO

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 7

There is 7 or 8, can't tell accurately with the resolution.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

willing to bet not a one is actually a virgin

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

What the hell are rocket gods, and those ain't no virgins

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Rocket gods like women with experience

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

hey i've stood there before

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Looks like a field trip

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Front row, three from the left: definitely not a virgin.

8 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 29

You take things literally.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Things are literal.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

then 3 more over and 1 back is the BJ Queen, ready with the hair tied back

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Including the one off to the side in the jacket and nasa shirt? So the blonde?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did you assume her vagina?

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Glad to see someone using my screen grab

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

v

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Nail on head

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

how can you tell?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SpaceX does advertise reusability.

8 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 4

Slut rockets, anyone can get a ride.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be honest, pretty much all of them are probably not virgins

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My friend doesn't get why

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I just randomly picked the person. I suppose it's a joke simply because it's total nonsense delivered with conviction.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 6

See you missed the joke I thought you were making, about first row dead center standing, white pull over green undershirt

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You? Your girl?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

No just look at her!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 14

Look at WHAT exactly? You can’t tell what a person does/doesn’t do sexually by how they look; you have issues, dude...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Generic pixelated blonde girl in pants and long sleeves. I dare say you are comparing her to someone u know.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

And unlike that red-haired harlot, your girl has her legs closed. /S

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Why is it only women?

8 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 4

You got a problem with that, caveman? /s

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Found out they could pay em $0.77 instead of paying an $1 for a man. Gotta cut costs, ya know.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Because male virgin sacrifices don’t taste as good. To the gods, I mean.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Layoffs

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It because spaceGods think virgin man sacrifices are gay.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I think because heaven is full of jihadis. That's my scientific opinion and I base this on absolutely no facts.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

they took the picture for women´s day

8 years ago | Likes 152 Dislikes 0

Good for them. I hope the females of the world had a really enjoyable day.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Unfortunately there was a lot more women bashing here than expected. But this picture was neat!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I'll like mine on rye bread, with a slice if ham, cheddar cheese, salad, tomato and a pinch of black pepper.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Wow what the hell is YOUR problem?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because women are equals yet they find the need to point out anytime a woman does something

8 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 108

Well maybe it's because we men have kept them kicked to the curb for so long that they feel that need dumbass. They are more than our equals

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 22

Cucked

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Probably a beta-male feminists, or a feme-nazi.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

"men are evil, and women are superior". Nice

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Where did I say evil? History if rife with examples of men exercising oppressive authority over women. They couldn't vote till 1920's!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"They are more than our equals"...See, that's where you lose people.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

If we held others up above ourselves for a change, we'd mutually excel. That's all I'm doing. Too bad you're lost.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Our goal is equality and that is plenty noble without being a white knight.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or because it was women,s day so they just had a squad pic?

8 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 11

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8 years ago (deleted Apr 17, 2018 5:20 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That's probably true, although it doesn't address what was being pointed out. :o

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

A "men's day" picture would have been instantly trampled by a violent feminazi mob.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 55

I love being downvoted by feminazi mobs.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 17

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8 years ago (deleted May 2, 2021 6:06 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That's imgur for you

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

That’s because men already get recognition dude. “Men’s day” would be as useless and dumb as the men’s rights movement

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 16

Yes because men's rights are never negated or whatever just because in this day and age being a man is basically a fault by default.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

No it's not. Men's rights have a place and we do have an imbalance in our own areas

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Yes that's because men have always been in engineering and will always dominate it. It's to show women who are put off by this imbalance 1/

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 10

Real question: do you think we should do the same for men in fields dominated by women? Or at college, where they outnumber men?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

that there's nothing to worry about going in to the field and that even if there's only a few there will be other women 2/

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