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LOOK AT ALL OF THESE HUMAN FOREHEADS. HA HA.
Jun 15, 2017 2:37 PM
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BillaBong031
Ash in the trash
Odiin46
#1 BABY DUCKS CLIMBING OVER A BABY!!!!!
samthebaker
I checked my wifi as instructed only to realize that I'm an idiot and I'm in a car
Ziferian
Ash in the trash
Kingflowerpants
Now I want to know what kind of pizza I am
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Is #9 why we call it sauce instead of source?
Uppercaselowercase
#4 Someone needs to put Northernlion in that gif
andrewthemiller
I thought the pug was the representative for Pirate's Cove Adventure Golf.
proudharto
People that remind me to check my wifi are seriously life savers
DontTazeMeBrah
#5 is like a Pug VIGO from Ghostbusters 2
Paninisareallevil
I had that same ash! i bit his pokeball and hand off tho.... not sure why...
DrTacticalKeyboard
Yo thanks for the wifi reminder. You the real MVP
GGGenom
#13 feline puke orchestra in 3...2...1...
foesmono
Is it just me or are both Mario and Marlo made by @quantumdrumbeat?
UserNamesArentEasy
I have unlimited data now. Wifi does not matter to me.
Femme1Elf
The sad thing about #1 is: that kid will never top that moment but it will also not be able to remember the best moment of its entire life.
johnnylingle5
Excellent
alberteinsteinwasagreatmagician
I seen that mini-golf place irl before.
MamaJeaux
Four out of 5 cats prefer homegrown to store bought cat nip.
Trustymachete
Updoot for Ash in the trash.
MetaphysicallyWrinklefree
There is a beach in Missouri? Waaaaattt
AbyssalArtorias
But... That would mean the Black widow is lying on its back on a roll of toilet paper
iknewyousobrieflyyoudeadsoapdog
I think theres a scary australian redback spider. Even deadlier.
PolkaNeverDies
I can't think of any of my female friends, myself included, who wouldn't be seduced by that arrangement of flower petals on the bed.
verganas
#11 Subtle just as i like it!
InnerUniverse
Super Marlo Run is now "Plumber Adventures"
derriickk
If you have to check your wifi i feel bad for you son
ZKrock
#5 And here I thought heroin was the worst thing money could buy.
MyNameIsPer
Peep the frog? What kind of meta dankness is this?
LooseCannonSpock
EXIT COMMONERS YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hillbillyal
Hes a toad.
JeremyBeadlesStrongerHand
So is the chicken joke for real, or just one of those things Tumblr does? Like the deep meanings in Harry Potter they make up.
RickHalcyon
"Avada Kedavera" your inbox dude. You invite the wrath of Tumblr's many witches and wizards!
MarxSoul
Pretty sure it's real. Not 100% though, more like 70%.
Acera
Definitely just tumblr bs.
GoliathSkittles
As always, it's just tumblr thinking up an idea and then instantly everyone on the site treats it as a fact with no background checking.
terby
The joke doesn't imply suicide in any way. That's just a modern social construct that suicide can be a joke
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
The picture was of Twitter, and I'm 99.9% sure it's just a modern reinterpretation.
javer80
There's a couple different ways to read that joke. This is my favorite one.
bananathundercats
Pretty sure it's just the original anti-joke. It's not supposed to be funny. The whole suicide thing is looking a little too deep into it
ActuallyAmTheD
Went straight to the comments to say exactly this. Good on ya
YouWillNotLikeThis
The "punchline" to the joke is that you don't expect the most obvious answer. Tumblr version isn't a joke
yourenotwrongyourejustanasshole
I would say it's still a joke- it's playing on the double meaning of "going to the other side" in a situation where both are plausible
YouWillNotLikeThis
I guess. But the joke clearly states the chicken did get over the road.
CrimsonArrow1
Any other brits thinking "Ash in the bin?...oohhhhhh"
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Ash in the rubbash
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
I thought that until I got here and saw the replies to your comment
BeaMeUpScotty
Ash in the trash...
yellowtimer
As an American I got it but I was also thinking of "Ash in the rubbish"
BeaMeUpScotty
Ash in the trash...
BangAndTheDirtIsGone
A binfull of asha on the 45"
Smallbrownrabbit
♫ Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow♫
LokiShade
Had the bin bit, was trying to think of the name to match...
orangemarmaladesky
Ben in the bin, too easy.
Dragonling
Finn in the bin.
idontknowwhattoputhereandimrunningoutofspace
Tin Tin in the bin
Cisforstupidthatsgoodenoughforme
hon hon hon
tehzpoon
It took me a moment to realize you were not using an abbreviated version of "honey" and shaking your head. Too much Drag Race maybe