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Feb 5, 2017 3:29 AM
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rocketman89
Holy terrible grammar, Batman!
ThePhylix
Please. If a parent didn't scar their child in some way shape or form, they didn't parent them at all. Dumb shit is dumb.
DuchessSploosh
It is really stressful when other parents give unwarranted advice. It doesn't help anyone and pisses other people off when not accepted.
ObsidianSnow
My MIL is awesome. I feel so bad when I hear bad MIL stories. Then I realize it is what my husband deals with. My mom is crazy.
thatothergreengentleman
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
I still hang out with my in-laws... my ex wife is none too pleased seeing me at the holidays.
fuel426
Because she's a perfect cunt
LullabyJones
LIKE and SHARE if you AGREE!!!
geauxaway
Relationships need work. You can't change people, the more you try the more disappointed you'll gee
chumph
Hilarious because it's true.
soulman901
Had to put on SPF 100 in my house reading this burn
GrandHofTarkin
No one is perfect. However she did a well enough job raising him that resulted in you falling in love with and marrying him.
xoxoanonymiss
She actually didn't do a well enough job raising him because she never wanted him to grow. She wanted him to live with her forever.
xoxoanonymiss
It wasn't until he joined the military that made him the person that he is, who I absolutely adore
lavari
May I introduce you ro r/justnomil on reddit?
xoxoanonymiss
Thank you
SergeantOldSchool
I needed so much work, wife and I decided we shouldn't have kids.
SergeantOldSchool
Our biggest disagreement is my mental age. She says 12. I insist 12 AND A HALF!
Zachinator11
So you're putting them up for adoption?
Mithi
Naw, there are better paying options.
OneHourPie
Same here. Good on you for deciding what's best for the [non]child.
SergeantOldSchool
*[man]child.
Zenrox
But you married him, so she did a good job after all, or im i wrong?
xoxoanonymiss
Not at all. She definitely wasn't "mother of the year" as she claims she is. What shaped him was the military. It was his chance to get away
xoxoanonymiss
from her
PizzaGovorun
ColleenMarie
I have a hard time not telling my foster kids that their bio parents are idiots. "I don't care that your mom let you watch Suicide Squad 1/2
ColleenMarie
and eat cereal for every meal. In this house, 6 year olds don't watch movies like that, and you will have vegetables." 2/2
michaelladawn
That's so funny, wish I could use it on my mother in law, but then all hell would break loose.
megmegmegmeg
My MIL actually keeps her distance when it comes to advice... learnt her lesson from a fall out with my SIL who had a baby first!
xoxoanonymiss
Unfortunately mine doesn't..but we just ignore her ????
lonelysock
JustNoMIL anyone?
cmdshift3
You shouldn't have married him if he's so fucking terrible.
xoxoanonymiss
Where does it state that he is awful? I never read it that way. Where is your sense of humour? But I guess, not everyone's humour is the sam
cmdshift3
What is "he needs work" supposed to mean? Do you think you're perfect? I think you just wanted to bitch about your mother in law...
xoxoanonymiss
First of all it was a joke about him needed to be fixed. 2nd, did I ever claim to be perfect. People like you are hilarious that make
xoxoanonymiss
accusations like that
cmdshift3
Just keep making jokes about how much work you need to do on him and see how funny it is when he's working on a side chick.
karan08
So how is the monogamy going?
xoxoanonymiss
Still married ???? But thanks for the concern ????
karan08
Glad to know that.
xoxoanonymiss
My marriage is quite enjoyable with my husband. But my MIL isn't in our marriage or our parenting as she tries to be.
xoxoanonymiss
Helicopter parenting is a no go and we both shut that down
chaospanda9
Someone's a control freaaaaaaaaaaaaak... And he probably married you because you're like his mother lol. Humans.
xoxoanonymiss
Yeah. No...hahahahahahahahaha I'm actual the complete opposite of his mother but thank you Dr. Phil
boaja
Yea you sound like a control freak.
KaiserSkald
If you marry your SO trying to change them, I have some fucking news for you...
xoxoanonymiss
Not ANYWHERE did I saw that I was going to change him. Its funny how people make that assumption
Affray
1)Not everyone is a total package when you fall in love with them. My wife had some depression/anxiety issues when we started dating, but I
Affray
2)didn't marry her in order to fix her. I married her for all the good stuff and the less good stuff was remedied by her being happy.
PyrosHaveMoreFun
And clearly so do you
xoxoanonymiss
So you're a perfect person? I would love to hear about that. Please do tell
PyrosHaveMoreFun
Hardly :) just imagine though, your MIL is probably thinking "how can she raise kids, she's not even done growing up yet?" 2-way street
xoxoanonymiss
How can I take advice from someone who neglected their children to go to casinos and leave the kids by themselves
xoxoanonymiss
Not really someone I think I should be taking parenting advice from but thank you
xoxoanonymiss
Oh and not to mention how she fraudulently opened a credit card in DH's name about a year ago. Yes, mother of the year ????
Dyslexicbirch
Haha im so lucky my fiancé disowned hus womb donor
GirlInTheGreenDress
Haaaaaaa same!
indyliberal
So you married a fixer upper with the intention of fixing them? Know that they're likely miserable and resentful of your manipulation.
xoxoanonymiss
Hmmm...I don't see how I'm manipulating him. But thanks
indyliberal
Does he know you're fixing him? He's not a project nor a pet to train.
xoxoanonymiss
And so what if I'm "fixing" him? You personally don't know our situation if he's asked for help...nice try though
xoxoanonymiss
LOL!! Where does it say that I'm fixing him. It not impossible for him to fix himself.
indyliberal
You said he needed fixing. Guess I hit a nerve.
Nntropy
Nice. Alienate two family members at once. Things are looking up.
TiredOfTheBS
Maybe they're venting here to avoid actually saying it b/c they realize this
080080
at least it's not some comepletely unrelated minions picture.
warriorjag
Glad someone else saw it.
thesarahpowellexperience
That's why whisper is an anonymous secret holding website
son0fgrim
As a guy, I fundamentally understand that I'm ducking broken, but so is everyone
DeJackal
No, sorry to break it to you but the majority are quite fine, seek help if you feel this way.
CmRock136
Always good to rip on your spouse and their mother right? Usually gets the started on the right foot
gnuclear
It's not necessarily alienating. Maybe OP is their spouse's rock.
Nntropy
A comment like this one would be a poor way to show appreciation for one's "rock"
keyonne
My husband is an asshole. But he knows it. Lol
boaja
dumbass
KnathanTheKnight
I don't even really know him and I already hate him.
incenderylemons
CivilRationality
Raynor?
shoulkion
I don't know what to say about this starcraft gif other than I love you for reminding me of one of my favorite stories. Thank you
DocPing
Little Jimmy Raynor, the people's hero.
arexm
HowAreWeAliveIfWeAreMadeOutOfThingsThatAreDead
Source?
zigzagler
Heroes of the Storm cinematic intro
Ireallydonthaveanyideawhattonamemyself
Starcraft 2
Macewindow54
Negative. This is from Herod of the storm.
tzxAzrael
Harold *
LanceSackless
Herod of the storm is my favorite blizzard character
SquidJesus
False. This is from The Office.
Kingonyx17
Incorrect. This is from Pokemon, X & Y