Car Removal

Aug 18, 2018 9:19 PM

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German car removal.

sauce: https://www.facebook.com/Iseekplantcomau/videos/1681382505294168/

Sorry for Potato - The next larger size produced a gif that was to big to upload

I love destruction as much as the next person, but there has to be some method ending with less broken glass on the floor...

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How is this a thing?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I bet this is so freaking satisfying. I love claw machine games.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Russia?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Luxemburg

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Incidentally this is really bad for your resale value

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The Claw!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That'll buff right out.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

So how much to rent these things by the hour, asking for a friend.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They better double check the license plate first or it could get awkward.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Man, I've never been able to win something from one of those claw machines.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But why

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

This seems unnecessary

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Seems like a waste of resources

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

thats a waste of capitalism. meanwhile, i dont even have a bike.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Why not have them roll down the windows and tape up the windshield so you don’t have glass everywhere?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I TOLD you not to block my garage again, Rolf...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this what happens when you don't pay your TV licence?

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 3

No that usually involves snails

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn all you had to do was ask me to move

7 years ago | Likes 216 Dislikes 3

You have ten minutes to move your cube.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You were asked....according to our records you did not reply.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Explanation?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Speed it up.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is why you never piss off a garbage man. He's got the tools to fuck your shit up royally.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

I agree but if anyone did this to me just because I pissed them off, they're getting sued.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then I can fuck his shit permanently by getting him charged for criminal damage.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"You have 10 minutes to move your car." "Your car has been crushed into a cube." "You have 10 minutes to move your cube."

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 400 Dislikes 1

Well, i thought of that too. Hmph

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

WE ARE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The perfect reaction gif exists!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Poor 106, i had one as first car, a 106 S16, a real kart, pure joy on the road, i miss it somehow.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have questions.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Truck be like:

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Car removal bae is best bae

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So... y'all ain't got tow trucks?

7 years ago | Likes 1347 Dislikes 5

Itll buff out.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

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7 years ago (deleted Aug 19, 2018 8:23 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I drove my car that looked waay better than this to a scrapyard and got $100 for it.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

v

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

this looks so much more fun tho

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is scrap dude picking up a car to scrapyard. I have done this once to my car.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Not when this is so much more satisfying

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

They give zero fucks there.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or magnets?

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

I would not want to activate a strong ass electromagnet that close to the truck and house.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i have a feeling that this was someone pissed off rather then someone doing a job

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Damn future, you scary

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not about tow trucks, it's about sending a message

7 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 4

v

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

You can do that by email or text.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In Luxenberg, they got no time for towing.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depends on who you've pissed off..

7 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 1

Seriously, now there's glass everywhere, a kid could step on that. Or a dog

7 years ago | Likes 196 Dislikes 18

Screw kids.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

Roy Moore is on imgur now?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, shut up.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 8

Why would a kid step on a dog?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I would assume it is likely a requirement for them to clean up debris generated

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

please don't step on dogs :(

7 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

This comment is underrated

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If makes a mess, but safety glass generally isnt sharp

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 10

You ever touched it and then rubbed your eyes? It's not fun

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Well... Don't do that.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Uhh, yeah it is mate. Walk on broken tempered glass barefoot and have fun pulling the shards of glass out of your feet.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 9

So - those guys in france who like to burn cars have stepped up their game?

7 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 3

My my... the repute we have... that was 13 years ago...

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

What? Over 1,000 cars torched this past New Year's Eve alone.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

Better cars than people...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And here I show my ignorance again... I have no TV, you see, and the radios I listen too barely talk about that...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have the Internet.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah well I guess I don't look at that on internet

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can anyone comment why they use a claw vs tow?

7 years ago | Likes 228 Dislikes 1

He didn't have his parking license

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Challenge rating

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dramatic effect

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Take that, Lisa! That's what you get for never returning my texts, or my lacuna coil CDs.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Zero tolerance, apparently.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My guess is it’s being sold for scrap. That claw pretty common at junk yards.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My guess is that the people in that country have less rights than the government. We are lucky we can legally fight back in USA

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

Your guess is stupid.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hah! Thank you for sharing

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Maybe the engine is fryed, not worth to repair.

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 4

I'm pretty sure a tow truck driver would charge less than this guy though

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Riiight, but then it's generally sold to a junkyard, who will then sell off the parts. Why damage the chassis, doors, windows, etcetera?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nobody gonna buy 106 parts it worth nothing, got my 106 s16 for 2000€ low mileage, a basic 106 worth nothing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

still makes a big mess on the ground, and is overkill for this application

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fried* . Original question still remains. Why not just tow or flatbed. Glass all broken and shit.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I tend to find logical reason when i se le something stupid, maybe the guy is a friend and he does a friends price, who know.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is in London, or somewhere near it. The authorities found that the wealthy who live in these areas would just keep paying the fines 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

(2/3) and continue to park like assholes, often in fire lanes, handicap spots, etc, and so now

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(3/3) if they ticket the same car more than a few times, they haul it off like this. There are also zones where there is a ZERO tolerance.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sauce? You have started an international comment war.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol. Luxemburg, not London. And that's hardly an affluent neighbourhood, nor the kind of car the wealthy typically drive around in.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm from southern Maine. Our Licence Plates Say "Vacationland" FOR A REASON. You would not BELIEVE the amount of Smartcars around here.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure I wouldn't, but this is Europe. Small city cars are everywhere. This is a Renault, either a Clio or a Twingo. I can see a Clio 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 as a trendy choice for a second or third car for wealthy folk, it's been a good seller, but not a Twingo.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Woah I never thought I would be relevant butI am. This happened here in luxembourg. The owner bought the care for 100 bucks and it wouldn‘t

7 years ago | Likes 197 Dislikes 3

Make love to him so he decided to junk it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks! I was assuming this was more for junked cars, but the validation helps.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

From Luxembourg as well. I'm so happy I saw the license plate because my mind was going crazy going "I KNOW that street! But it can't be..."

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Prost ;)

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Prost!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Woah two Luxembourgers in one post...who’s running the government?

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

This makes me happy. Thank you

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

seems pretty dangerous, what if it slips or when knocks something (like the meter) when moving etc.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How to tell you are from 'Murica without telling me you are from 'Murica.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Driving in cars by itself is pretty dangerous. Also, just don't stand under neither it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

or just get a simple tow truck

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

1 this is cooler. 2 type trucks can be dangerous too.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Start again after he got it home. So he wanted it gone again and this was the cheapest method to get rid of it ... why he bought it in the

7 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 1

Damn. I hope they triple checked the address and license plate.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If the tires still roll, it can be towed instead of leaving glass behind...

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 5

Cost was the deciding factor, not convenience

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can put two or three cars in the truck, 5 minutes with a broom and shovel or an hour driving to and from the yard.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

If they can blow $100 on a car, they have broom money

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

Leave my fragile buttocks out of it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We have no idea whether or not they cleaned up the glass.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Not to mention if it's being junked then the parts should still be as intact as possible. What if someone shows up to the junkyard...

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

...for the door or the window? Now you can't sell them that part.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

First place is not known ...

7 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 0

*car

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

You could have just said "it's being junked"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

Thank you. May you be far stronger than your name.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bought a car for $500, from my bro. worked fine until the hottest day - 115F HI. Blew a hole the side of head. I had 1 free tow, towed

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0