Jan 15, 2019 12:28 PM
SunnyHoneyLee
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GeorgieThumbs
Even that kid knows about Putin and polonium
YouEatYellowSnow
Minutes later, radiation poisoning.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
The guy who gave the kid permission to throw Putin was put-in jail
bearplaybass
Can I? Can I?
kelloggs
Aaaaaand he is as dead as a russian reporter.
minibois
To the Gulag with you, little Asian comrade!
DidgeryDrew
Putin is a legit judoka. He could roll with the best of them at one time.
donottouchdonut
Putin him down.
CatWhatCat
Eluria
Friendo2
samtherat6
Children suicide should never occur, what a shame.
TupacAintDead
aaronthe7
he had him killed.
HardlyTarded
I knew the Asian children were preparing the Russians... commies
phoenix071
That child is probably russian though
kingj07
Exactly. Asian.
You right
redrobster
Ippon seoi nagi! A mighty fine throw ole chap!!
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
That kid died to three self inflicted gun shots to the back of his head. Tragic story.
evolutioninaction
Do it again ! Over a cliff!
SpaceTurd69
too bad that kid later slipped and fell on some polonium tipped bullets.
JackSmiles2
Putin to child: Beware of balconies my friend, blyat.
DarylBetterNotGetInMyFace
Putin meeting with the kid later that day
RepostCurator
Kis commited suicide, two bullets to the back of the head.
ItsActuallyDavidNow
That’s the new Russian Secretary of Self-Defense.
ebonyfaery
Severely underrated comment.
shiftdi3s3l
Not bad Japonski, I pay you 5 fish a day, be miniboss, guard my room.
cheebody
Is this how mafia works?
metalfoto
Exactly
easilyforget
The kid was last seen leaving the room, not heard from since
xj4low
Assisted suicide from his balcony.
UpTheDubs
What kid?
CerisCinderwolf
Would've gone down as a legend had he finished him then and there.
MissSpelledTattoo
andwereback
This kid kicks ass! Think about it. He got to floor a world leader as a freaking child lol
ImalittleDepot
He committed suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head twice
If only Kennedy had it this easy
Shismouche
What kid ? We only see our beloved President doing an awesome skilled roll.
thetonestarr
I was hoping the gif would cut to a scene referencing something like that
b612
he ate mercury by accident
Chivaxsienpre209
everyone told him that tuna was sketchy
nasreal
He's living happily in Japan. They tried to gulag him, but his giant balls would never fit into tiny Soviet cell.
slothsaremagic
That kid later slipped on an ice cube, breaking every bone in his body.
GregRobertson
Putin on the flipz
Craftworks
https://imgur.com/DIrDrCL
PoliticalWanderer
SanchoLibre
I came here looking for this one. Here's your upvote.
otherotherbarry
v
olderbrotherofsnagglepuss
Snickbrack
TTS281
You want to go to the gulag? Because that’s how you end up there.
FutureRageComics
gulags were closed in 50s :) (yes i know it was a joke, still...)
Return360
You must be fun at parties
i dont go to parties :)
TecatePlease
Can you imagine Trump getting rolled like that...hahahaha...pass the cheese burgers!
Drapetomanius
The line between good and evil is drawn down the human heart, so you can be a murderous tyrant, but also serious about teaching kids judo.
MericanNightmare
You don't think this is part of his propoganda? Wouldn't a dictator want to be loved more than feared?
Steve0071
No. Putin is a genuine Black Belt. On the mat, you do your job and teaching kids is part of it.
Necromartian
Rarely things are as black and white as they are presented. A murderous tyrant can be a family man and a priest can also not be a pedophile.
FoxySpirit
Oh, murderous tyrant but family man is a classic. Just beware of being outside of said family. Some goes for mafia.
MichaelHames
His point being we tend to forget that tyrants are also human and that we all have the same capacity to do bad things which sometimes lead1
As someone said: Our biggest fear in time travel is changing the future. But still we feel like one person doens't matter.
Because people are prone to making mistakes and most don’t learn easily
To good things for instance Gottie a big time mob boss who was very murderous and ruthless, however he kept crime down as they had a code2
Against stuff like theft once he died crime went up in New York
plustootwostoopid
Strange when Putin seems more friendly and caring about the public than Trump.
I’m not saying he’s a good guy, but if you step back from reality he seems more human if that makes sense.
Syralight
Putin is evil, not stupid.
GCRust
That's because Putin's actually running a country while Trump's been tasked to destroy one.
JapAnus
Orange man bad
darecook
Yes. Orange man bad.
cantstopfire
Dude is a pretty good sport
BaronvonSimian
Yeah I agree. Not sure Trump would show such good grace ... (unless, of course, Putin told him to)
KotimainenKayttajanimi
I'd like to see Trump slammed like that. He'd hit the ground like a 30 gallon water balloon filled with melted butter. Splort.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Hahahhaha that was an amazing description!!!!!
He murders people who write unflattering things about him but ok.
MaladaptedMedic
He also strikes me as one who has respect for the martial arts.The kid is a fellow student.As a black belt, it’s his responsibility to teach
MonsieurLeMoustache
you guys serious
Thirty percent of Americans are a complete fucking lost cause at this point.
PoppinLochNessHopster
Dude I have a -20 comment somewhere point out that Putin is a murdering scumbag. There are russian shills on this site working on his PR.
What shape would you like your tinfoil hat in, Sir?
eetsumkaus
how about this one? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assessing_Russian_Activities_and_Intentions_in_Recent_US_Elections
Shills are not a conspiracy lol, they're completely proven to be employed on any popular social media for countless purposes.
TheInternetHasRuinedMeForever
Dude LOVES kids and animals in general. The west has a ton of bias against him but that's to be expected - the cold war never ended.
Dude LOVES polonium 210, violence, mayhem and chaos in general. The west is just pissy about election meddling and military expansion.
BrianStuart
Yeah, because killing off political rivals, silencing the press and invading neighbors is no big deal.
ActionJohnnie
So did Stalin
SluntBiggums
Could it be the active invasion of Ukraine? Election meddling? Perhaps his beautiful smile after murdering journalists can sway you.
warmNchewey
Nice try russian hackers. Hes still a piece of shit.
Shit, at least their piece of shit is smart, ruthless, and calculating. Our piece of shit just has verbal diarrhea in front of media cameras
Their piece of shit got their because of that...our piece of shit got their (although debated) because we are fucken stupid...
that's a good thing tbh. Imagine if we had a smart Trump
SemenCongealment
I am not his supporter, but I believe different forge forges different tools.
The forge doesn't do anything. The blacksmith has a choice to make a shield for protection or a sword for killing...
What if the situation calls for a sword? The same way US needed back during the independence war or French revolution from the monarchy?
Shiiiiiit I been found out. Theyre all pieces of shit, my dude. Just dont let our pieces of shit convince you the other guys' POSs are worse
Naw man. If you can't look at people and leadership and see drastic differences and just assume they are all POS...then you need to look dee
per and try harder. There are good ones and we need them to be in leadership. Stop just saying they all suck and it doesnt matter...
McTerminator
so to win a war vs russia we just make an army of children and animals. e z
American armed forces have a lot of 18 year olds, close enough I guess?
dogfrost9
We'll send in kids riding shetland ponies. It'll be a breeze.
NotCreativeEnoughToThinkOfSomethingOriginal
Become evil to defeat evil, hmm.
ItsRealTalk
The bias comes from the rigging of elections, the murdering of critics and rivals, and the bigoted stances he has that lead to LGBT 1/2
people being murdered and detained en mass in some areas. 2/2
en masse*
Yeah, but we (Americunt here) arent pragmatic in our judgment. Our leadership is responsible for 10s of thousands of civilian deaths a year
Not to mention our own flagrant civil rights, environmental, financial/ethical on our own soil.
I mean it's really apples to oranges. Our efforts in the Middle East have been confused for a long time, but we're at war (this isn't 1/2
Voxnobilus
Just because someone loves kids and animals does not make them a good person or a good leader
loveplusultra
HITLOR
pleasesarah
hahaha
HILTR
NeelboBaggins
HORTLER
Mayonnaisetaskforce
Horchata
SanderTheStrange
But it certainly puts them above other groups in the 'good person ranking'
Wait till you hear about serial killers.
TheLaziestRaccoon
Well, it depends of how much you love kids
PompatusOfLove
Found the priest
Mao was a poet Hitler was a vegetarian who was obsessed with Disney and Mussolini wrote romance novels these are quirks
Thesmithlord
No, it just means they are human. Like the rest of us.
This is the hardest thing for young history students to learn someone can be a good person and the vilest person on the planet
Hitler had owned four German Shepherds in his life. The last two were named Blondi and Muckl.
WantDownvotes
Thats the point hitler did nothing wrong it was just propaganda
GravitySmellsLikeCheese
I think Debbie Harry is still going
TrashAtItsFinest
He also, during his reign, banned boiling live lobster, and hunting for sport.
GeorgieThumbs
Even that kid knows about Putin and polonium
YouEatYellowSnow
Minutes later, radiation poisoning.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
The guy who gave the kid permission to throw Putin was put-in jail
bearplaybass
Can I? Can I?
kelloggs
Aaaaaand he is as dead as a russian reporter.
minibois
To the Gulag with you, little Asian comrade!
DidgeryDrew
Putin is a legit judoka. He could roll with the best of them at one time.
donottouchdonut
Putin him down.
CatWhatCat
Eluria
Friendo2
samtherat6
Children suicide should never occur, what a shame.
TupacAintDead
aaronthe7
he had him killed.
HardlyTarded
I knew the Asian children were preparing the Russians... commies
phoenix071
That child is probably russian though
kingj07
Exactly. Asian.
phoenix071
You right
redrobster
Ippon seoi nagi! A mighty fine throw ole chap!!
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
That kid died to three self inflicted gun shots to the back of his head. Tragic story.
evolutioninaction
Do it again ! Over a cliff!
SpaceTurd69
too bad that kid later slipped and fell on some polonium tipped bullets.
JackSmiles2
Putin to child: Beware of balconies my friend, blyat.
DarylBetterNotGetInMyFace
Putin meeting with the kid later that day
RepostCurator
Kis commited suicide, two bullets to the back of the head.
ItsActuallyDavidNow
That’s the new Russian Secretary of Self-Defense.
ebonyfaery
Severely underrated comment.
shiftdi3s3l
Not bad Japonski, I pay you 5 fish a day, be miniboss, guard my room.
cheebody
Is this how mafia works?
metalfoto
Exactly
easilyforget
The kid was last seen leaving the room, not heard from since
xj4low
Assisted suicide from his balcony.
UpTheDubs
What kid?
CerisCinderwolf
Would've gone down as a legend had he finished him then and there.
MissSpelledTattoo
andwereback
This kid kicks ass! Think about it. He got to floor a world leader as a freaking child lol
ImalittleDepot
He committed suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head twice
andwereback
If only Kennedy had it this easy
Shismouche
What kid ? We only see our beloved President doing an awesome skilled roll.
thetonestarr
I was hoping the gif would cut to a scene referencing something like that
b612
he ate mercury by accident
Chivaxsienpre209
everyone told him that tuna was sketchy
nasreal
He's living happily in Japan. They tried to gulag him, but his giant balls would never fit into tiny Soviet cell.
slothsaremagic
That kid later slipped on an ice cube, breaking every bone in his body.
GregRobertson
Putin on the flipz
MissSpelledTattoo
Craftworks
https://imgur.com/DIrDrCL
PoliticalWanderer
SanchoLibre
I came here looking for this one. Here's your upvote.
otherotherbarry
olderbrotherofsnagglepuss
Snickbrack
Snickbrack
TTS281
You want to go to the gulag? Because that’s how you end up there.
FutureRageComics
gulags were closed in 50s :) (yes i know it was a joke, still...)
Return360
You must be fun at parties
FutureRageComics
i dont go to parties :)
MissSpelledTattoo
TecatePlease
Can you imagine Trump getting rolled like that...hahahaha...pass the cheese burgers!
Drapetomanius
The line between good and evil is drawn down the human heart, so you can be a murderous tyrant, but also serious about teaching kids judo.
MericanNightmare
You don't think this is part of his propoganda? Wouldn't a dictator want to be loved more than feared?
Steve0071
No. Putin is a genuine Black Belt. On the mat, you do your job and teaching kids is part of it.
Necromartian
Rarely things are as black and white as they are presented. A murderous tyrant can be a family man and a priest can also not be a pedophile.
FoxySpirit
Oh, murderous tyrant but family man is a classic. Just beware of being outside of said family. Some goes for mafia.
MichaelHames
His point being we tend to forget that tyrants are also human and that we all have the same capacity to do bad things which sometimes lead1
Necromartian
As someone said: Our biggest fear in time travel is changing the future. But still we feel like one person doens't matter.
MichaelHames
Because people are prone to making mistakes and most don’t learn easily
MichaelHames
To good things for instance Gottie a big time mob boss who was very murderous and ruthless, however he kept crime down as they had a code2
MichaelHames
Against stuff like theft once he died crime went up in New York
plustootwostoopid
Strange when Putin seems more friendly and caring about the public than Trump.
plustootwostoopid
I’m not saying he’s a good guy, but if you step back from reality he seems more human if that makes sense.
Syralight
Putin is evil, not stupid.
GCRust
That's because Putin's actually running a country while Trump's been tasked to destroy one.
JapAnus
Orange man bad
darecook
Yes. Orange man bad.
cantstopfire
Dude is a pretty good sport
BaronvonSimian
Yeah I agree. Not sure Trump would show such good grace ... (unless, of course, Putin told him to)
KotimainenKayttajanimi
I'd like to see Trump slammed like that. He'd hit the ground like a 30 gallon water balloon filled with melted butter. Splort.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Hahahhaha that was an amazing description!!!!!
MericanNightmare
He murders people who write unflattering things about him but ok.
MaladaptedMedic
He also strikes me as one who has respect for the martial arts.The kid is a fellow student.As a black belt, it’s his responsibility to teach
MonsieurLeMoustache
you guys serious
MericanNightmare
Thirty percent of Americans are a complete fucking lost cause at this point.
PoppinLochNessHopster
Dude I have a -20 comment somewhere point out that Putin is a murdering scumbag. There are russian shills on this site working on his PR.
ebonyfaery
What shape would you like your tinfoil hat in, Sir?
eetsumkaus
how about this one? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assessing_Russian_Activities_and_Intentions_in_Recent_US_Elections
PoppinLochNessHopster
Shills are not a conspiracy lol, they're completely proven to be employed on any popular social media for countless purposes.
TheInternetHasRuinedMeForever
Dude LOVES kids and animals in general. The west has a ton of bias against him but that's to be expected - the cold war never ended.
MericanNightmare
Dude LOVES polonium 210, violence, mayhem and chaos in general. The west is just pissy about election meddling and military expansion.
BrianStuart
Yeah, because killing off political rivals, silencing the press and invading neighbors is no big deal.
ActionJohnnie
So did Stalin
SluntBiggums
Could it be the active invasion of Ukraine? Election meddling? Perhaps his beautiful smile after murdering journalists can sway you.
warmNchewey
Nice try russian hackers. Hes still a piece of shit.
MaladaptedMedic
Shit, at least their piece of shit is smart, ruthless, and calculating. Our piece of shit just has verbal diarrhea in front of media cameras
warmNchewey
Their piece of shit got their because of that...our piece of shit got their (although debated) because we are fucken stupid...
eetsumkaus
that's a good thing tbh. Imagine if we had a smart Trump
SemenCongealment
I am not his supporter, but I believe different forge forges different tools.
warmNchewey
The forge doesn't do anything. The blacksmith has a choice to make a shield for protection or a sword for killing...
SemenCongealment
What if the situation calls for a sword? The same way US needed back during the independence war or French revolution from the monarchy?
TheInternetHasRuinedMeForever
Shiiiiiit I been found out. Theyre all pieces of shit, my dude. Just dont let our pieces of shit convince you the other guys' POSs are worse
warmNchewey
Naw man. If you can't look at people and leadership and see drastic differences and just assume they are all POS...then you need to look dee
warmNchewey
per and try harder. There are good ones and we need them to be in leadership. Stop just saying they all suck and it doesnt matter...
McTerminator
so to win a war vs russia we just make an army of children and animals. e z
eetsumkaus
American armed forces have a lot of 18 year olds, close enough I guess?
dogfrost9
We'll send in kids riding shetland ponies. It'll be a breeze.
NotCreativeEnoughToThinkOfSomethingOriginal
Become evil to defeat evil, hmm.
ItsRealTalk
The bias comes from the rigging of elections, the murdering of critics and rivals, and the bigoted stances he has that lead to LGBT 1/2
ItsRealTalk
people being murdered and detained en mass in some areas. 2/2
ItsRealTalk
en masse*
TheInternetHasRuinedMeForever
Yeah, but we (Americunt here) arent pragmatic in our judgment. Our leadership is responsible for 10s of thousands of civilian deaths a year
TheInternetHasRuinedMeForever
Not to mention our own flagrant civil rights, environmental, financial/ethical on our own soil.
ItsRealTalk
I mean it's really apples to oranges. Our efforts in the Middle East have been confused for a long time, but we're at war (this isn't 1/2
Voxnobilus
Just because someone loves kids and animals does not make them a good person or a good leader
loveplusultra
HITLOR
pleasesarah
hahaha
JapAnus
HILTR
NeelboBaggins
HORTLER
Mayonnaisetaskforce
Horchata
SanderTheStrange
But it certainly puts them above other groups in the 'good person ranking'
SunnyHoneyLee
Wait till you hear about serial killers.
TheLaziestRaccoon
Well, it depends of how much you love kids
PompatusOfLove
Found the priest
Voxnobilus
Mao was a poet Hitler was a vegetarian who was obsessed with Disney and Mussolini wrote romance novels these are quirks
Thesmithlord
No, it just means they are human. Like the rest of us.
Voxnobilus
This is the hardest thing for young history students to learn someone can be a good person and the vilest person on the planet
YouEatYellowSnow
Hitler had owned four German Shepherds in his life. The last two were named Blondi and Muckl.
WantDownvotes
Thats the point hitler did nothing wrong it was just propaganda
GravitySmellsLikeCheese
I think Debbie Harry is still going
TrashAtItsFinest
He also, during his reign, banned boiling live lobster, and hunting for sport.