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FP Edit: Wow, I will always cherish this lasting internet popularity ;) Send me whatever. Peace.
OPLurksAtWork
Homie went from 50 year old biker to 23 year old college student with a Honda.
Akt118
Hahaha omg thank you for that last pic!! -every wife ever.
AshyOz
BallsLikeWatermelonsPeckerLikeAThimble
You look much younger/better.
CraicFiend87
Think the hat helps in the last pic cuz the hair is kind of wild in the others.
ndmaster
I was hoping the Hitler was the last pic.
forreallyandfortrue
Cos bitches love Hitler, amirite?
transord
Do you have a Patreon to help support you regrowing the beard?
TableDemon
Stash and stubble is best. You really should stick with that. no homo.
NobodyKnowsImGayla
Stash and stubble looks like a WoW human character. In other words, not good!
stimelstomo
dig the Tom Selleck stash
Heavenissize17socks
So, apparently I can arouse my partner by cleaning the sink after I shave. Heard and Understood. +1
forreallyandfortrue
The opposite is surely a turn-off for me; nothing arousing about finding a mess left for you needlessly, makes you feel unappreciated.
WeeBabySeamus22
And unpacking the dishwasher. And getting up to a crying baby. And vacuuming. You get the drift.
iklu
What are you a robot?
kah929
He's much more sophisticated. Through mathematical equations and scientific studies, along with a BBQ lighter as a penis, he's a manbot!"
VioletMoonRising
Only if no one asks or tells you to. Same with doing nice stuff in general for your SO usually.
FeralBurnett
It’s called “choreplay”
samsonguy920
I like that.
Heavenissize17socks
Verycreative123abc
Lol god thats good.
nukethelizards
As a woman, can confirm the last pic is sexy af.
DrSharkbite
kah929
"Dammit timmy you fucked 8 seconds in, now we have to wait another 2 fucking months for this scoundrel bullshit! Fucking twat!"
JoshandMegs
As a married woman, that last one...
WanPannnnnnnnnnnnch
That last pic.
sumayMovieMonster
I like the mustache one best.
stimelstomo
Def
breanimal9
*waits for handsome partial nude* *sees something better*
smyleefacewink
EXACTLY!!
H3T2YB0Y
Wow. FP. Thanks for all the love. Seriously, the funniest people I’ve never met live here.
khaytsus
Homeless, harley gang, harley gang level 10, harley gang '77, magnum pi, nope, stop here, bruhhh
archaeologyRocks
TheLadyKoi
You cleaned the sink?! Take me Daddy!
ZomBaeee
That sink....
DrasticBastard
Congratulations, the toothbrush mustache makes you look like Charlie Chaplain and not Hitler.
NotSoIndependentGamer
Why did Hitler have to ruin the toothbrush for everyone. It's so neat and tidy!
ilovemyslippers
Mugabe didn't seem to mind.
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
TheRealStalinWhoIsStandingUp
Twichy
Character facial hair selection.
Synchiropus
I looked for this comment :D
littlemissmaura
Plz keep that third to last pic. Sincerely, most women. #fiveoclockshadowlover
collegekidblues
Got a Mark Ruffalo vibe goin there! (who I think is a handsome dude)
jgrow
missastromccluskey
i agree :)
BeardedMenAreMyObsession
If it’s not a beard, I’ll take the 5 o’clock shadow any day.
lyricallove
Same. Why is it so attractive?
CheshireCad
It's become associated with men that shave every morning, but are so virile and masculine, that they start to grow it back by the afternoon.
Silliosophical
Yep. It triggers my nibble & pounce response move.
Kieralynh
Me too! I’m just like
chelseagalileo
Wow your jaw line is amazing, don’t hide it in the hair. 10/10. Would make babies
JeSuisIvre
Yeah, if you're blessed with great bone structure leave it uncovered.
Silliosophical
Right?!? Whole reason for growing beards is to hide an absent jawline. This jawline is gorgeous! Let it be seen!!
QQTrain
+1 for cleaning the damn sink. I police the hair when I shave and it is disgusting when others don't.
mtallmen184
I put a small carbage can in the sink and shave over that
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samsonguy920
In my case I use a metal bowl to rinse my razor in. Then it gets poured straight down the drain. I still rinse the sink after.
mikeatc
I'm guessing he means he polices the sink area for hair ensuring that it's clean and hair free.
Cabronmalisimo
Pakemania
This is why I will never shave my beard again
KamSolastor
I have to shave every month for work. I’ve pretty much decided to stay clean shaven for life now.
Pakemania
Damn that sucks. What kind of a workplace makes people shave themselves?
KamSolastor
Heh - the US Army (reserves)
Pakemania
Oh. Makes sense. Been there too (not in the US but still).
emilyjjobot
I like you. last week my boyfriend trimmed his beard on the day it was my turn to clean the bathroom.
BalmDeBono
He did it on purpose you know.
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
I assume you mean that he was your boyfriend last week.
emilyjjobot
I cleaned the whole bathroom except the sink. He got the message
VoteMegatron2020
My wife looking at this album: OMG HE LEFT A HAIR IN THE SINK!!!!!!
ForSomeAbstractReason
HODLBTC
The one dislike ..enjoy the couch
NotAHomunculus
My s/o didn’t think it was his sink till I pointed out the stray hair!!!
thatbaldguyswife
Same
Stoobers
You think you go all the hair and then another one appears out of no where
Anima925
I didn’t even notice...my boyfriend had to point it out to me ._.
2sday
Holy shit, that's some eye
Chrishankhah
I must just be at the point where I would be GRATEFUL if it were just one or two hairs, haha.
IndianaSteve
Two.
SV99
3 actually.
IndianaSteve
mtgjbone
Not a facial hair.
kittenkatt
So close! But yes; that self-congratulations wasn't counting on the zoom-in.
HODLBTC
????
belligerentrightdoer
Let that sink in...
ItsMISTERPerfectCell
What the fuck does it want now!?
MissDashLisa
I thought it was a crack on my screen
bitchgotaname
I can see it too!!!
SmurfStain
Went back and looked
stormegedendarklordofall
Ditto
iklu
Goddamit.
Blackwoods13
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CapLox
Jebaited
Derpybearr
SAME