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May 10, 2017 9:22 AM
HocusPenis
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krispykreme420glazeit
"My Anal With Andre"
JosephGordonLevittsLeftSock
foxycoby
You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful.
KryosymnProject
Oh, those classic moments
HiddenChicken
MegaMetal
now your ducked.
CorneliusCornwall
Well I was kinda uncomfortable at first. After a while of folks coming and going I finally relaxed and was able to really let loose.
QuadrumanousCuddler
Real shitty?
hotdogtime
But seriously how was your friend's anal experience?
SithAreRepublicansLikeMe
Some say Autocorrect, I say Freudian Slip.
Lucritas
SteelHorseRider
mattzcat
http://www.sexualdarkage.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/no-more-anal.jpg
CallahansLawRefutesEntropy
Followed by the mandatory...
SexySanders
Whether shit like this is true or not, it's still funny :)
welcometofuckall
"It was a bumpy ride, due to all the wind" - OP's friend
faelmist
"And this other girl took a pounding."
IDontLikePeppaPig
I would like to know the response
Theimgurianwayoflife
Anybody want a penis?
GroovyGhoulie
If there are, we'll all be dead
719Matmat
Sure.
AdamFrattini
No more rhymes I meanis....
RubberChickenGoD
No, but wouldn’t mind a pegging.
Hungrypiemonger
http://imgur.com/37nKpWA
GroovyGhoulie
Are there dicks ahead?
AnimalPoop
If there are we all be bred
GuyfromGA
krispykreme420glazeit
Wait, why is "anal" one of your phone's suggestions? How frequently are you using this word?
JhericFury
My swype keyboard consistently swaps words i write all the time for words i never write. Literally with lake legally Lyle are just from then
lilhvnter
I've given my friend the nickname "anal" because of a misunderstanding
krispykreme420glazeit
Alan? Lana?
lilhvnter
Analisa
jGRite
Maybe Lisa would have been better. Unless there's another Lisa which I'd add a letter... Alisa... Nalisa...
LuncheonsAndDragons
Anal is a what? ANAL IS A WHAT?!
KainWhisper
But... did she answer you @OP? And can we see the answer?!
impostersquall
he answered and said "It was buy 2 for the price of one, free delivery in the back"
LimbMechanic
"Dark, cramped, and smelled funny. But he didn't mind"
BananaForScaIe
"Front door locked, entered through the back alley"
Slapthefatcat
I had a sheet on the bed and there was a gaping hole in the wall, but hey, free breakfast.
NachosFlandersStyle
"Hallway was a bit dirty, but nobody minded."
spidey002
I'd love to see mound in reference to vagizzle here
diabLoDesignz
"Ride was a little rough"
DontTalkToMeOrMyWaifuEverAgain
"Butt in the end we came to our destination"
BoDidly
"It was tight but everything fit and we had a good time"
teddyboops
It was a little shittier than we had hoped, but that's kind of the nature of these things.
BigDumbFaggot
Had a blast.
Immaturewhisky
Wasn't as big as in the pictures