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My tea needs to borrow a tampon
Urban planning ...
Not for navigational purposes ...
We put wire over the fence so you won't be able to jump over ...
Where's Europe ?
hmmm
Geez, it's not a contest
My night could have gone horribly wrong ...
hmmm
I got the wiring covered, boss !
Charlottesville Salt Shaker ?
Non- transparent measuring cup ?
Thanks you for considering the blind - On a fun reflections mirror ...
I nearly died ...
Not every product deserves a mascot.
Thruen
Ah, Finally a pre cum covered earring!
NotPapaEmeritus
Ripped from a BoredPanda post made on August 9th
egbertmoxie
This is from Boredpanda.
kristofferactive
I'll take one period pizza please
srslydude
If that means extra tomato sauce, I'm in.
skeeterv
In defense of #2 , I'm sure it was originally built right, but settlement around the roadway occurred faster than around the structure
FinkleisEinhornisFinkle
Never Eat Soggy Waffles! Dammit!
PKDrone
Nothing says quality tea quite like a platypus's time of the month
pauldegraaf
tarataqa
LATER: http://data.whicdn.com/images/181576221/large.gif
niggakawaii
Someone gotten earjob i guess
BreadyStinellis
*got an
tarataqa
yes, someone gotten.
tomyironmane
It's called a mindfuck.
fitnessjen1992
Those elevator buttons. Wtf
JennDobie
I can't even find floors 3 and 4..
obarey
Probably doesn't go to the lower floors.
shiyal
#14 I can see what Putins thinking.
LePetitDino
It appears the nightmare fuel that powers the nightmare bus is here
DodgerMac
Is this BoredPanda or just some random dude plagiarizing BoredPanda's content? Source http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-crappy-design-fails/
tXereas
That shaker literally has 90% of the color options as transparent and they bought the one that wasn't
WitnessedSomeTimeAgo
This is picture for picture a repost from two days ago titled "design fails". Shameless.
usernamerelevantsoon
which ironically is already a selective repost from http://www.boredpanda.com/poor-design-decisions-fails
SometimesLies
Which probably took most of their pictures from /r/CrappyDesign and /r/NotMyJob. The circle is complete, I guess.
boogertown
I was scrolling the comments to see if anyone else had noticed! Thank you!
Frenchyyy
The entire dump has been stolen from this website... http://www.boredpanda(dot)com/funny-crappy-design-fails/?page_numb=1
Frenchyyy
Here's a link that hopefully works www.boredpanda.com/funny-crappy-design-fails/?page_numb=1
heyawhatsacominandagoin
#5 awww isn't evolution magical!
CheddarFiend
We have something like that. No idea what it is supposed to be...
DarkUranium
An Owlbear! http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Owlbear ... at least that was my first thought.
NotAnEvilRobotGatheringInfoToDestroyHumanity
DJsBoyfriend
My friend didn't get that one..
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
It looks like it's supposed to be a colon. But tied into a Gordian Knot.
anotherrelevantusername
I think he is cute
theHammr
i know hes a lil intestine guy
FilthAndRuin
That made me laugh more than anything else in this dump.
irkjellis
The lift buttons from the interlace building I presume.
kittybuttwiggle
Oh heck I thought the fail was the braille legends in the buttons
thersc
Either that or the advent calendar building
cousteau
Sweet reference bro.
MegaDeuce
MegaDeuce
They got together online and *descended* on Charlottesville from all over the country. The terrorist who drove into the crowd was from Ohio.
MegaDeuce
*live
BuckeyeFan79
Literally just saw these on Bored Panda after George Takei shared it on Facebook.
DodgerMac
Yup, same captions too...straight up plagiarism
ausaur
Ad this dump was on the front page in a different order like 4 days ago
therealVexed
you follow George Takei hehe
ice12d
It took me wayyyy to long to realize what was wrong with the Darth Vader picture... I'm an idiot!
TheGum25
They put a little dash of red and blue on Vader's chest button things though.
PizzaSlutForever
Pre digital age, I had to draw a colour-in picture for pre schoolers ... I drew 101 dalmations... I'm not the brightest.
littlepenguinologist
#2 is what the drain under the emergency shower station looks like in my lab
thatpoindexter
This drain is held up by a metal pipe, and the area around it is supported by sinking soil--or maybe plaster or wood, in your case
littlepenguinologist
Our floor is concrete covered in lino but it’s 50 years old and slants to one side so who knows it could’ve been proper 50y ago
Ashpond
Yeah this, the ground changed, it happens.
willrunforwhiskey
What's wrong with #22, the hotel sink?
tarataqa
...the sink is ice cream...
seamus844
Brown smears are a bad design choice for a bathroom.
DarkUranium
False. They mean you need to do *far* less cleaning to make it look clean!
kholli
It's cultured marble, but the color swirling wasn't done properly so it just looks like stains.
meganical
If you don't get #16, look at the legs
YourMomJokes
the more you look at it the funnier it gets too
UptownFunkgotmeLockedOutOfHeavenwitha24kMagicGrenade
Obviously the lady in the middle is a centaur you racist.
cutiehimmler
The sign says "we are building the future together". And that future is going to be full of pain and regret, apparently.
tangybreath
Colors that "show off every skin tone perfectly"--doesn't have a color darker than medium brown
newimgurscreenname
That's what I thought too, but there is an extra set of legs and the skin color doesn't match.
alpinej0e
That's what I saw first. That whole ad is all over the place.
BreadyStinellis
It is an ad for compression tights.
ButterCunts
That fire alarm though.....
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fujnky
....is a quite ingenious idea. If you took more than half a second to look at the picture you'd see that the bracelet thingie detaches.
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
Let it burn
IMadeThisAccountToSay
Those sorts of alarms were placed outside the building
cousteau
I still would save the honor of pulling it to someone else.
littlepenguinologist
Are you telling me whole buildings don’t burn down only the inside does?
eldorel
outside the building == on the street at the corner like the police boxes
IWouldUpvoteEveryCommentAndPostYouHaveEverMadeButIWont
Does that make it better?
llortamai
for a few minutes...
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Right. No way I'd activate that, just to be trapped and burn to death.
aganippe
And that was the start of everyone just running around screaming fire, instead of pulling an alarm.
fujnky
Jesus. You can actually see _in the picture_ that the bracelet thing detaches. People are always jumping to conlusions smh
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
So you're saying that you end up tagged with a bracelet, but not chained to the site? That would be safer.
fujnky
Yes. There are some stupid inventions, but I don't think killing machines would be marketable as fire safety equipment :D
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Well to me it seemed that you ended up chained to the alarm. But I'm glad if I was wrong.
ButterCunts
Just shows fires must be a myth.
MatthewYounan
So inane, I had to give you the +1
MisterOp
ye don't have to tell everyone
SterlingDangerZoneArcher
@SterlingDuchessMaloryArcher we meet again
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
The imposter! Or am I the imposter? Or are we clones? Or maybe you're a cyborg? How will we ever know which of us is the real Archer?!
cousteau
Designed to be pulled by SOMEONE ELSE, fuck this shit, shit's on fire, I'm out!
LincolnSiixEcho
Gotchu fam, don't go scrollin
Endro22
???? Don't go scroooollin fire 'larms, just stick to the ex-ting-uish-ersss that-u-r-USed-to ????
Vinible723
There was an easier method: #8
LincolnSiixEcho
Counting?! No, sir
Evergrey
The fire god demands a sacrifice.
Rukel
I've heard that it doesn't lock you in place, but that the bottom part is detachable, and it locks around your wrist when you trigger it.
woodjoiner
People thought you were locked to the box? Wow.
Farrit
Also, these were always outside. Not in buildings.
apollocreedbratton
Yeah I thought that was pretty obvious, I was trying to figure out what the fail was there until I read the original comment.
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
Yeah, the picture obscures it, but you could walk away just fine
LincolnSiixEcho
I was gonna say....
LincolnSiixEcho
All I see is a free bracelet machine
PersonWithAPaintbrush
Unless there's a tracker on it
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
Does it look like they had trackers when that was made?
ImJustGod
A Big Bell could be used then?
causality
Not that it matters; there's too much variance in hand size for it to be effective. Either most people can slip out or some can't use it.
woodjoiner
Hand cuffs work for most people. Why not this?
FuckProprietyLikeASir
because you have to stick you hand through the hole first, handcuffs go around the wrist and only the wrist
woodjoiner
Have whole with open handcuffs in the whole. pulling alarm releases spring loaded handcuffs to close. Make whole big enough for a large man.
fujnky
There needs to be a locking mechanism (why can't get out if you can get in). Don't know how it works but there are ways to accomplish that
pixelsnader
https://matthewalesci.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/saw-ii-2-horror-movie-o.gif
causality
Why? An ink packet would work much better.
GotYourSix66
The dog leash would blow peta's mind
MemeStealingSkeleton
It's ATF approved though
DragonDildoChandelier
They would just start spouting about how "leashes are prison!"
llortamai
They could kill dogs so much faster this way!
Tkeleth
And the dog's too, if you grabbed the wrong leash that day.
IcyLucario
Everything blows peta's mind.
ArtArchive
You can't have your mind blown if you don't have one to begin with.
cfcannon
Peta would love it since they kill almost all the pet animals they get a hold of and think that animals shouldn't be domesticated.
cousteau
PETA'd be like "well? You gonna pull the trigger and end his miserable slave life or what?"
mastercontributhor
I want it.
whatevernamewhat
Get it.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
I wish it wasn't dangerous to have one.
tomyironmane
Exceedingly. The only thing you should be carrying in public that is pistol shaped is a pistol. And don't draw it until you really mean it.
Fixitman64
Stairs in #13 would be deadly after 2 beers!
MostIndeedlySo
Not to mention getting all the dirt on your desk from the bottoms of your feet as you walk back and forth.
bulken
2 beers, what are you 12?! naaa... jokes on me, need couple of brewski just to venture out in public, with, other people :/
BobbyBobbston
THey would be deady with no damn beers. Why is only half of that stairs actual stairs
dreikommavierzehn
They are split. The half steps are on the side of the stairs they aren't using in this picture. (praise the shat-pants walk)
tomyironmane
and they're all being used by shelves by some artsy fartsy fuckwit. And you know some fuck is gonna put them into the drywall, not the studs
pdxenburg
At least needs a damn handrail
jeips
it wouldn't take 5 minutes for me to step in hot coffee
tomyironmane
or between the hours of 2300-0600....
Captainplanetmotherfucker
With with standard cotton socks.
GuerrillaKing
It's actually suppose to be stairs with staggered steps except these dum sums turned the steps on the left into shelving
Sirsir94
Or sober
darkninja2992
I would never have those stairs. I like the girls that jiggle when they wiggle, and those stairs would not support them
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
or after the age of 60
fujnky
* zero
tomyironmane
or before the age of 60
CaffeineManic
And not to code - you couldn't sell that house in my state without major retrofits.
jaystevens137
Any state.
idunnogoddamwaterbottles
For those not from his state, Major Retrofits is a veteran war hero who uses his military knowledge to succeed in his realty business
pixelsnader
https://m.popkey.co/10b12a/lk8Xl_s-200x150.gif
DrDoALittleMoreThanBareMinimum
fujnky
That's not Major Retrofits.
DrDoALittleMoreThanBareMinimum
Yeah no that's General Chuckles "I'm da captain now" Laughingworth... top lad just don't look him in the eye that's all.
woogigooie
#2 can be caused by extra reinforcement around the grate while the area around it settles and sinks.
imnickson
Possibly intentional to make the water absorb into the ground instead of going into storm water runoff. poorly done either way
pilomotor
It may not have been intended as a drain. It might actually be an air vent for something underground.
msu14hockey
Using a drainage cover, left completely uncovered for rain, and subject to flooding if that puddle gets an inch deeper... Probably not.
CKOD
https://youtu.be/cIDWYdXyNPM only mildly super tangentially related
wilima
Can recommend to watch
KikiLebeauf
Thank you I was looking for this.
KaptenN
Yes, it's the irony of rainwater slowly making drains useless.
12rt2345g342563
Right. The drain/pipe structure stays put while the area around it subsides slightly. Still a fail but not that uncommon. (ACKCHYUALLY)
SpeedyX220
pizzabortionist
And can be prevented by proper compaction...
Yummyyummytacoz
And placed a little below finish grade! Gotta have slope!
Mercenarity
Mitigated, but not prevented entirely. (ackchyually)
msu14hockey
Nah, it can be prevented. Otherwise every single catch basin in every road would be like this.
Mercenarity
Surfaces around drains are a common maintenance item. Compacted base is impermanent and can be washed out over time, leading to collapse.
Mercenarity
Additionally, sediment beneath compacted base can wash out, leading to chain reaction sink. Susceptibility/rates vary from place to place.
ARSONlST
This is the image you were looking for
azarza
Thanks citizen
morpheus7826
#1 "my Anus is bleeding!!!"
HorribleMonster
"For the love of God, and all that is Holy.... MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!" -- distressed bleeding... uh.. cloud?
tarataqa
"my entire underbelly is perforated wtF?"
elusivebeardedclam
ZerofaithX263
YAAAAAAY
MrBoogerPig
See also: #17 #23 #26 #36
ZerofaithX263
I AM A BANANA
IneversaidIworkedhere
It's more like a period in a bathtub.
definitelynotaraptorindisguise
Best tea ever period.
dumbgaybatman
Underrated
IamJaxusername
Holy shit. Imgur knows Rejected cartoons. +1
HandsomeJackBlack
Pla-tea-pus
Jenvas
There are two types of people. Those who think of periods seeing this and then those to whose mind comes anal bleeding.
NotACanadian
Menstruating platypus
FlatPlutoSociety
#10 "my anus is bleeding!!!"
hrondleman
You disgust me. +1
CheapBeerAndBadDecisions
#39 "my anus is leaking"
travisflagg61411
This spoon is tooooo big!
JakeDSnake
I AM A BANANA
yomancs
The monkey poured hot coffee in my boots