Dump, sorry no TP included

Here’s a mix of memes my SO and I send each otter

If you put text does it stave off ads still? Idk but now you get my stream of consciousness

This for all them Christian girls out there waiting for the one #sorrynotsorry

This predates the quarantine because unfortunately my life hasn’t changed much

Catch these flippers yo

I actually just eat a lot of kraft Mac and cheese

RABID I SAY

*proceeds to share on Facebook*

This also predates the Rona... will that stimulus check cover a mortgage?? Asking for a friend

Look at all thoseeee chickens

You know what else is creamy with my current quarandiet

Most of the time I’m Tina tho

I made a mistake growing out my hair right before this mess started...

Is it cold or are you just happy to see me?

Not today Satan

But if ya could help a brotha out actually...

Damn wanna try this now.. any volunteers?

Replace Married with pandemic

This means a lot babe. I’m serious

When life hands you lemons

Put that into a Netflix documentary

Am I the only white guy who pronounces it chipotle?

How to flirt: discuss the unpleasant qualities of sand

My grad school life, you should try it sometime (don’t though it’s depressing)

Could ya... lmk what the plan is? No? Ok..

Seen pics lately of these doods taking their kicks off to propose so they don’t mess em up, gotta have ya priorities

Again, I’m tellin ya, priorities amiright?

Why’d i decide to do grad school again?

My SO sent this to me and I feel ATTACKED

Stay safe out there y’all

Loyalty or that keen sense of smell lol

Nooooooooooooo

I’m willing to play dead for you to leave me alone at this point ngl

Ugh gross

Can you spare a pixel? I won’t use it on drugs or alcohol I swear

Again, this is my everyday anyway lol

Facebook.com/TinySnekComics or @CarlosDanger101 (yo stuff is hilarious my man)

This is fine.

Tell me why they didn’t try a Matrix run where there were limitless boobs, you’re telling me humanity does better with freaking Earth 1990s?

Your GI system is just one long tube mouth to uranus

Sexy Bionicle girl tax (credit to Hugebricks on Flickr)