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zorkandbork
#36 One of the best cat taxes I've seen in hours.
Billie2feathers
"CANADA GEESE"! not Canadian geese. (Although Canada geese can come from Canada and thus are also Canadian geese.)
onlyveganreplys
Nice dump
gallinaceous
graehall
Wait, I know those jokes...
LumpySpaceBooty
#24 donkey from shrek
Rewskii
Good dump, I like your humour
aLilBlindKid
You had me at the tacos.
TimAcuff
Hmm, too much of that Grae Hall guy in one dump I think. Those got old real fast in such concentration.
FrozenFoodGuy
First time i did a dump like this, so any feedback is welcome!
ShootnStitch
Could have done without the Grae Hall stuff. Not sure who that person is, but they aren't funny. Everything else was good tho
LickingAssAndTakingNames
Came to say the same thing. Truly terrible and not funny in any way.
Lachwen
#4 is the kind of snarky old lady I aspire to be one day.
Idontneedrealfacts
one that never existed? half the people in line at the post office want a single stamp. no post clerk has EVER given a stamp before payment
stxtfr
Are you Grae Hall?
FrozenFoodGuy
I am not, but he is on imgur @graehall
SearingStar
so for #2 In Divinity: Original Sin 2, one of the first few items you'll find is a wooden bucket, and yes IT IS A HELMET.
Vociferating
-1 Initiative
Theprinceisamurderer
#10 is that from a Terry Pratchet book?
sillyenglishknigit
Yep, the hogfather. Just rewatched the tv movie of this tonight!
GriffinMann41
I've always thought #10 was really fucking stupid. Like no. That's not how you raise a child. That's how you end up with a 91 month abortion
GriffinMann41
Like, that's the same thing as handing your kid a handgrenade and saying 'Good luck noob lmao'
sillyenglishknigit
Well, it *is* death trying to be the hogfather. He tends to be pretty literal, especially in this case.
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FrostyLady
The adult beverage trifecta
chickendogs
i am also a fan of beverages. cheers
DillPixels
becauseurwrong
I tolerate electrolyte water only. I hate coffee. I've never found an alcoholic drink i like the taste of. I've failed adulthood.
MaladaptedMedic
Water is super situational for me. 90% of the time it's really meh, and I want something with flavor. But then that 10%... I'm a slut for it
soon
Can someone explain #25? What’s Oolong?
howlpendragon
It's a type of tea. =)
soon
Thanks
pandro
a kind of tea
soon
Thanks
JohnCheshirsky
I feel like this is actually just an ad for Grae Hall's twitter account
AlligatorTown
Yeah feels, OP is feeling the ego
MASonBass
...which is horrifically unfunny, and kinda ruined the dump
soon
#7 was funny
Lulabel73
#4 can’t be real. What would you care if someone is buying 1 stamp or 10?
soon
Agree
Idontneedrealfacts
Half the people in line want a single stamp, and no postal worker has EVER given a stamp before getting the cash.
Lulabel73
Exactly!
Ittouchesthetoilet
What kinda weirdo shaves their dog's feet?
Rewskii
It’s breed standard grooming for poodles
Elbertron
Is good idea?
StunnedGoofy
Iznougut idea
CascadianTwilight
#4 old people exist to inconvenience others
Newtling
Imagine, doing your job, such an inconvenience.
CascadianTwilight
Waiting in line for a single stamp? Come on. Not defending the postal worker btw
loveleellama
How else should she have gotten one?
CascadianTwilight
There are machines that sell them. There is an internet where you can buy them. Have you not bought stamps before?
Newtling
Chances are there was no machine, she was also an old lady, you expect her to go on the Internet for a single stamp?
loveleellama
Not like she took long