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Aug 19, 2016 5:04 PM
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Sanosky
This is a crime
breathing
guys, this is funny. quit getting hellbent over morals in the comments section of a site where you stare at boobs and cats all day.
ElRadis
0bzilla
This is justice, people.
Dkminion95
volado
I call bullshit. http://replygif.net/242
illbuythatforadollar
A royal flush indeed. Well played OP
flarflarf
"sure, go ahead and play funny games on site with the goddamn backhoe" - the foreman, I'm sure
Nateb4444
I love a good repost in the afternoon.
DigMyTime
HA!
localitydev
The shitty part is the pun i'm making and that I don't know if they resolved their differences.
NachoPete
I thought it said "learn some mariners".
nurseyman
Did it occur to anyone that the guy didn't move his truck because he had to go real bad?
BlasserDuennerJunge
So you think it's smart to be a dick because someone else was a dick, too?
Terx
Didn't happen
WeylandAve
This seems like something a license crane operator shouldn't do.
jfkenn3dy
It's not a crane, so it is ok.
Callipygian93
Oh my crane was in ur way? Well I would have moved it but there was a truck in the way...
Browncoat2015
It's an excavator
Callipygian93
Potato tomato
Ooglieguy
Put some duct tape over the holding tank vent, he'll still get air but the tank will have to vent into the seat space making it more nasty
LeonSandcastle
Plot twist - survived by breathing oxygen through glory hole.
Sewblick66
So now you're an even bigger cunt. Congratulations
HannibalHoseth
He should just kept pushing at the top of the stall till it tipped over the edge
thatbeardedswede
"porto potty"
ninjadanny
ImgurClickBait
So to force someone into apologising for being a dickhead you become a massive dickhead. Okie dokie
Goochami
One must, at times become an instrument of karma
ImgurClickBait
Then it isn't karma, is it?
Goochami
Karma works in mysterious ways
TheBlueMuppet
Sometimes people need a mirror to see how ugly they're being.
Sanosky
Who needs it more tho
TheBlueMuppet
The guy who decided tobe a dick to the people with the bigass construction equipment.
blanketz
Leatherman tool... cut hinges... fuck you...
TheMightyMoto
I pretty sure there's a point where this goes into the crime territory.
excableguy
Already reached it.
wotemer
Exactly the second you Block the door to be precise
previoustopcomment
OK there is a point where it goes into law-that-will-actually-be-enforced' territory
Theboyacrosstheway
Worth it
TheRealKevinSpacey
Too late to go back now
TheHolmberg
Or given that most people have cell phones, he is calling the police and your about to go to jail for false imprisonment.
JStrick20
Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed
ipound
*you're. Also, lighten the fuck up
Sanosky
Yeah no you don't commit crimes for your petty revenge if someone refuses to move their car have it towed don't break the law yourself
TheHolmberg
When you read my comment the second time looking for grammatical errors, you missed the sass. Oh well, fuck you.
0bzilla
It isn't false imprisonment, it's very much real imprisonment and he well deserves it. Term you are looking for is 'wrongful imprisonment'.
TheHolmberg
lol, people are downvoting shit like its a job today...also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_imprisonment
0bzilla
"False imprisonment is a restraint of a person in a bounded area without justification or consent." He is definitely justified in this case.
Sanosky
I think you're a dick so I am totally justified to come over and trap you in a Porta potty till you change your comment right?
Anthraxwastaken
No, he isn't, he didn't move his car is not justification.
gaggleOmidgets
Or dies of heat stroke
UnitedStatesOfEquestria
I think he'd still remain in there
gurksaft
Hence the tag, #funny
RonSwansonIsMyHomeboy
That works, too.
Sanosky
Today I learned that telling someone to fuck off is justification for death
lovelyboredom
enterusernamehere25
or the smell. havent been in one of those that doesnt smell disgusting
dthninja2
Whatever it takes...
peteywaz
Eh, Tomato, Tomato.
CAPSYELLMUCHLOUDER
Is the third option also tomato?
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
Must be a shitty way to die
SomeRandomArsehole
Googleplusisbae
This comment is underrated
SomeRandomArsehole
Undefecated*
Ewanator
Your puns are crap
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
Thank you
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Ewanator
Not as shit as your originality.
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Alfakyn
Lol dickweed +1
ObiWanKenobiHimself
That's what you lol'd at? Man you sense of humour has gone down the crapper
ImahumanIpromise
should have just tipped it over
dunecat1337
Maybe he just had diarrhea and no time to explain. Regardless, that's a bit of an overreaction.
ThreeTailedFox
Calm down there satan
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or push his truck over.
JackieTreehornProductions
forward so the door is face down.
tristan8251
May the power of Christ compel you
doombuggy
That makes, false imprisonment, into assault and battery. Aim for the lowest possible charge.
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iReportStuffYouJackOffTo
its like people don't understand being an absolute shitferret will encourage people to do these things to you
Acrossbetweenabunnyandeeyore
"It was just an accident"
Psychick
"OOPS I DIDN'T SEE THAT LARGE BLUE OBJECT DIRECTLY IN THE PATH OF MY LARGE CRANE EXCAVATOR! ...I swear, officer."
ImahumanIpromise
Who said anything about using the excavator? Just do it by hand and walk off.