Apr 18, 2017 10:36 PM
SDonehoo88
129754
2332
127
balmut
dnusc09
Yip, yip, yahooooooo!!!!! (getting that big jump)
DonnyRocket03
I swear when I was a kid they looked even better
jvillager916
The Piano was a jump scare.
kermie92
The goddamn giant eyeball always did me in.
Excelsior789
Still holds up imo
catchyusername26
I invested so much time in this game and could never beat the 3rd bowser
IlDovahkiin
Dude me neither. Still haven't To this day
CaptRandom1290
Git gud
TallAsianGuy
Fucking casuals.
aselleus
I grew up with a nes and snes - when mario64 came out I thought it was the BEST GRAPHICS EVARRR. Nothing could get better than that.
quarterburn
Fun fact, the N64 had a resolution of 256x224 which is also the exact same resolution of the NES.
OnlyHereForTheDankMemes
v
z3r0n3gr0
I remember mario64 was like
keyblader1985
It's amazing how pretty our nostalgia makes old games look.
AvengeTheCompanionCube
I remember discovering the castle in Mario Kart 64. Really blew my mind.
Ballsackhands
I would drive my poor dear deceased grandmother crazy because she had to endure the rainbow slide theme.
bawler54
That was 20 years ago
DetrimentalWolf
"Wah, wah, wahooooo"
demon256
I sadly never owned an N64 so I never got to complete it. :/
NoisyUnicorn
HD in 1997 is exactly the same as HD today
HmmmNoSirIDontLikeIt
*1996
AndTHATShowwegetANTS
Ahhhh the slide at the bottom of the castle...I still remember turning the controller to make it go in that direction.
*Try
intergalacticranger
That motherfucking water level was so hard.
outlawrin
Catching the dam monkey? Didn't do anything just fun haha
AnothaUsername
I thought by far the hardest level was Rainbow Ride, so technical!
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Chasing that dang freaking eel
"Mr Eel Comes Out Go Play" bah bah buh bah dah!
*To Play, fuck autocorrect
zigbigidorlu
But the soundtrack was amazing!
wildcatfan4life
Hard water levels are Nintendo's passion.
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
I love that one for the music >:(
And the sand level too! Holy hell!
MightyIink
Remember when Ocarina of Time ran at a solid 20fps. It was the best game of all time and no one ever complained about the framerate.
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
I disagree, because in 96, 3dfx released voodoo cards, and quake 1 was supreme @1024X768 especially with multiplayer. If I remember right.
demodulated
You are correct. OP is mistaking 3D acceleration for HD resolution.
Hard to remember, the 90's feel like it was only 10 years ago and a blur of tech coming out, and even though I was a teenager at the time...
sigmaprojects
stop reminding me I'm getting old
Getting? I think we already are.
Shhhh... if I don't look in a mirror I forget easily.
SuperTacticalSandwich
This game was legit back in the day.
Yes it was!
ExcuseMeBearFuckerDoYouNeedAssistance
I miss 3d platformers
HypnoJack
I'm pretty sure they still make those. At least on PC?
Elerich
there's plenty of super mario 64 rom hacks on PC if you want to play variations of the game made by fans
NerfHerderTurdBurglar
actually that was standard definition, since it was all there was at the time. It was the standard, by definition
whattiemisit
[insert "I guess " meme]
NikodemRiebandt
it was LD since the game was rendered at 240p. SD is 480i, ED is 480p, HD 720p (and I think 1080i falls into that as well) and full HD 1080p
BronzeLeaguePro
SD is 480@30/576@24, all depending on whether you're an NTSC or a PAL.
None of these terms existed back then. There were cathode ray tv's still, not digital. No pixels.
Yes there were. Images were drawn using a raster scan: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raster_scan
ZANTHERA
PAL is 576@25Hz or 50Hz if it is double frame (plays the same frame twice) which some DVDs have It's also why some things sound sped up here
Instead of interpolating frames it will simply be sped up from 24Hz to 25Hz resulting in a 4.271 percent increase in speed.
its not playing a frame twice, its showing one frame in 2 sets of interlaced fields, dont confuse Hz with frames theyre related but not same
Not true, I have many DVDs that I can skip frame by frame and it shows the same frame twice.
No it wasn't. TV was 640x480 at 24 frames per second but PC monitors could do at least 1024x768 at 75 fps.
serenityfast
NTSC back then was ~440x480, at 60 fields per second (30 frames after deinterlacing). Only movies run at 24fps.
eovnu87435ds
Low Def. N64 ran at 240p resolution
chrishallett83
Lol, only if you live in a shitty country. SD tv has 576 lines of resolution where I'm from.
WildBluntHickok
480 tall is normal for north america. You must be in the UK. Always thought your almost-square tvs looked slightly bizarre.
You dingus, the screen ratio was still 4:3 - just a higher resolution. And no, I'm Australian.
You're right. I think UK and Asia had a slightly higher frame rate for television as well. Thanks for the correction.
Steel723
Yup, now he's catching up on his rest... After all he hasn't been played since the early 2000's
ieatCheezIts
Many people still play it. Even for the ROM hacks.
DSVII
EricFromAccounts
Super Mario Galaxy 1 & 2? Super Mario Sunshine? The Marios Kart?
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
Woosh
Lierofox
He's just getting faster. He's tired of collecting stars and just skips straight to pushing bowser's face in instead.
TheFlyingDemocrab
I still haven't gotten the star at the boat level in which you have to fire yourself to a pillar and jump to it, but Mario does not want to.
I love how he would say different Italian foods while he was sleeping.
ahotpotato
"ahhh mamma mia.. ahhh ravioli... zzzz"
RoeJaz
Woah, it's so 3D. Like it's jumping out of the screen!
GeorgeNotTheLivestock
But which way is it spinning??
FeathersPryx
Clockwise. That illusion doesnt apply because it isn't a silhouette and there are marks to follow such as his arm that crosses from r to l
TheMemeForge
The joke is not strong with this one
Wow yeah I really underestimated how much people would hate this admittedly lame joke
I thought it was funny, but like dad joke teir
CaptainPawfulFox
What foul necromancy is this...
BOSSMOPS
This just doesn't looks right...
somewierdusername
You may not like it, but this is what male peak performance looks like.
I like my men chubby and not edgy, sorry
3edgy5me
dudezaplenti
This game was so flippin bad ass. At the time, getting all 100 stars meant everything to me
LadyLorelei
100? Proof you're just fishing for points and don't know jack shit about the game.
JezusChrizt
You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.
BlackManInABush
During childhood, my friend would erase everyone's file for no reason at all. Same with Phantasy Star Online ep 1 & 2. He got strangled once
By the owner of the games (our daycare lady's son). Good times.
yuefairchild
Good.
bamboolemur
120
The cannon outside the castle opens up and you can get to the top of the castle and see yoshi
immortalheart
Um...you missed a few.
jewjewish1234543211337
20, if I remember correctly
LeftyLesbian
21
Pretty sure its 20
Theshoot
Youre short 20. Step your game up
VaIerie
Wasn't there 120..?
JasonForge
Never even got to 15...
Brutalos1
Finding all the stars, that was my first legit use of the internet.
imagenyus
Man it was huge, never gonna forget watching my grandmother play for hours. Why hasn't this been remade with up to date graphics
It was released on the Nintendo DS with better graphics. It's worth checking out if you have a DS of some persuasion.
Ldkiki
Unofficially, it has. I think someone recreated it using the unreal engine and assets from recent mario games. No idea where to get it.
HalloIamherenow
I mean, it did get remade for the DS. Super Mario 64 DS, but I guess that's kind of outdated at this point.
LukeKitchen
You can only control the characters with the directional pad which isn't very fun and very close to infuriating.
Whimsically
You were given the option to move your character using the touch screen. To help with this, there were straps with a thumb tab on the end.
ThisIsJustToComment
There is a dinosaur on the roof.
MichaelFarace
Ssssssssshhhhh. Its a secret.
njrk97
I liked the fact is was one of those School yard Legends that actually turned out true.
Fuck what's up with assholes? I just asked an honest question.......
BobaFettBobaFettWhere
Wallkick up that corner!
Vergenbuurg
WHAT WHAT WHAT... really? I used to do the "jump-slide to the base of the tree" trick to get into the cannon...
grandmafistmageddon
Link and or help me do that please, never been up top, these last 12 stars are killing me
Yeah if your timing and angle is good you can wallkick up the back right corner
WOW SPOILER! Couldn't give me a few decades to finish it before you spoiled the ending! IMPATIENT!
CometHorsemen
Samus is a woman.
Sheik is Zelda
ClassyGiraffe
The fuck man, I just got to the Temple of Time! Way to ruin it all
Scott Shelby is the Origami Killer
TygerWilde
The princess is in another castle.
SchwarzGeist
You jest; but as a kid, there were hardly any video games my parents would let me play. I'm still trying to find time for the Zelda series.
spongebobangrypants
'so long, gay bowser'!
HelloSer
Haha, exactly
DrunkMorpheus
Lol what the hell is he actually supposed to be saying
Only on DS, right?
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
No, Yoshi is the first playable character in SM64DS
PresidentJohnFKennedy
Jesus youre young
It's an honest question that I didn't google so keep stroking your ego good knows it needs help
I'm 23 btw
Jesus I know cowgirl, calm your tits
cuddlydingo
Naw, Yoshi was on the roof in Nintendo64, too.
Xenarion
indeed. You can talk to him once you've cleared the game.
I thought I read something that said that. TO THIS DAY I'm still trying to beat rainbow ride (tend to play tipsy now vs. being 7 yrs old)
Nitrobskt
You could always wall kick up the corner. The lives are much more useful before you have all the stars anyway.
Personally wanted to beat it without having unlimited lives, I'm prideful :)
balmut
dnusc09
Yip, yip, yahooooooo!!!!! (getting that big jump)
DonnyRocket03
I swear when I was a kid they looked even better
jvillager916
The Piano was a jump scare.
kermie92
The goddamn giant eyeball always did me in.
Excelsior789
Still holds up imo
catchyusername26
I invested so much time in this game and could never beat the 3rd bowser
IlDovahkiin
Dude me neither. Still haven't To this day
CaptRandom1290
Git gud
TallAsianGuy
Fucking casuals.
aselleus
I grew up with a nes and snes - when mario64 came out I thought it was the BEST GRAPHICS EVARRR. Nothing could get better than that.
quarterburn
Fun fact, the N64 had a resolution of 256x224 which is also the exact same resolution of the NES.
OnlyHereForTheDankMemes
z3r0n3gr0
I remember mario64 was like
keyblader1985
It's amazing how pretty our nostalgia makes old games look.
AvengeTheCompanionCube
I remember discovering the castle in Mario Kart 64. Really blew my mind.
Ballsackhands
I would drive my poor dear deceased grandmother crazy because she had to endure the rainbow slide theme.
bawler54
That was 20 years ago
DetrimentalWolf
"Wah, wah, wahooooo"
demon256
I sadly never owned an N64 so I never got to complete it. :/
NoisyUnicorn
HD in 1997 is exactly the same as HD today
HmmmNoSirIDontLikeIt
*1996
AndTHATShowwegetANTS
Ahhhh the slide at the bottom of the castle...I still remember turning the controller to make it go in that direction.
AndTHATShowwegetANTS
*Try
intergalacticranger
That motherfucking water level was so hard.
outlawrin
Catching the dam monkey? Didn't do anything just fun haha
AnothaUsername
I thought by far the hardest level was Rainbow Ride, so technical!
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Chasing that dang freaking eel
kermie92
"Mr Eel Comes Out Go Play" bah bah buh bah dah!
kermie92
*To Play, fuck autocorrect
zigbigidorlu
But the soundtrack was amazing!
wildcatfan4life
Hard water levels are Nintendo's passion.
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
I love that one for the music >:(
AvengeTheCompanionCube
And the sand level too! Holy hell!
MightyIink
Remember when Ocarina of Time ran at a solid 20fps. It was the best game of all time and no one ever complained about the framerate.
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
I disagree, because in 96, 3dfx released voodoo cards, and quake 1 was supreme @1024X768 especially with multiplayer. If I remember right.
demodulated
You are correct. OP is mistaking 3D acceleration for HD resolution.
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
Hard to remember, the 90's feel like it was only 10 years ago and a blur of tech coming out, and even though I was a teenager at the time...
sigmaprojects
stop reminding me I'm getting old
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
Getting? I think we already are.
sigmaprojects
Shhhh... if I don't look in a mirror I forget easily.
SuperTacticalSandwich
This game was legit back in the day.
SDonehoo88
Yes it was!
ExcuseMeBearFuckerDoYouNeedAssistance
I miss 3d platformers
HypnoJack
I'm pretty sure they still make those. At least on PC?
Elerich
there's plenty of super mario 64 rom hacks on PC if you want to play variations of the game made by fans
NerfHerderTurdBurglar
actually that was standard definition, since it was all there was at the time. It was the standard, by definition
whattiemisit
[insert "I guess " meme]
NikodemRiebandt
it was LD since the game was rendered at 240p. SD is 480i, ED is 480p, HD 720p (and I think 1080i falls into that as well) and full HD 1080p
BronzeLeaguePro
SD is 480@30/576@24, all depending on whether you're an NTSC or a PAL.
NerfHerderTurdBurglar
None of these terms existed back then. There were cathode ray tv's still, not digital. No pixels.
BronzeLeaguePro
Yes there were. Images were drawn using a raster scan: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raster_scan
ZANTHERA
PAL is 576@25Hz or 50Hz if it is double frame (plays the same frame twice) which some DVDs have It's also why some things sound sped up here
ZANTHERA
Instead of interpolating frames it will simply be sped up from 24Hz to 25Hz resulting in a 4.271 percent increase in speed.
NikodemRiebandt
its not playing a frame twice, its showing one frame in 2 sets of interlaced fields, dont confuse Hz with frames theyre related but not same
ZANTHERA
Not true, I have many DVDs that I can skip frame by frame and it shows the same frame twice.
demodulated
No it wasn't. TV was 640x480 at 24 frames per second but PC monitors could do at least 1024x768 at 75 fps.
serenityfast
NTSC back then was ~440x480, at 60 fields per second (30 frames after deinterlacing). Only movies run at 24fps.
eovnu87435ds
Low Def. N64 ran at 240p resolution
chrishallett83
Lol, only if you live in a shitty country. SD tv has 576 lines of resolution where I'm from.
WildBluntHickok
480 tall is normal for north america. You must be in the UK. Always thought your almost-square tvs looked slightly bizarre.
chrishallett83
You dingus, the screen ratio was still 4:3 - just a higher resolution. And no, I'm Australian.
demodulated
You're right. I think UK and Asia had a slightly higher frame rate for television as well. Thanks for the correction.
Steel723
Yup, now he's catching up on his rest... After all he hasn't been played since the early 2000's
ieatCheezIts
Many people still play it. Even for the ROM hacks.
DSVII
EricFromAccounts
Super Mario Galaxy 1 & 2? Super Mario Sunshine? The Marios Kart?
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
Woosh
Lierofox
He's just getting faster. He's tired of collecting stars and just skips straight to pushing bowser's face in instead.
TheFlyingDemocrab
I still haven't gotten the star at the boat level in which you have to fire yourself to a pillar and jump to it, but Mario does not want to.
AvengeTheCompanionCube
I love how he would say different Italian foods while he was sleeping.
ahotpotato
"ahhh mamma mia.. ahhh ravioli... zzzz"
RoeJaz
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Woah, it's so 3D. Like it's jumping out of the screen!
GeorgeNotTheLivestock
But which way is it spinning??
FeathersPryx
Clockwise. That illusion doesnt apply because it isn't a silhouette and there are marks to follow such as his arm that crosses from r to l
TheMemeForge
The joke is not strong with this one
GeorgeNotTheLivestock
Wow yeah I really underestimated how much people would hate this admittedly lame joke
TheMemeForge
I thought it was funny, but like dad joke teir
CaptainPawfulFox
What foul necromancy is this...
BOSSMOPS
This just doesn't looks right...
somewierdusername
You may not like it, but this is what male peak performance looks like.
BOSSMOPS
I like my men chubby and not edgy, sorry
somewierdusername
3edgy5me
dudezaplenti
This game was so flippin bad ass. At the time, getting all 100 stars meant everything to me
LadyLorelei
100? Proof you're just fishing for points and don't know jack shit about the game.
JezusChrizt
You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.
BlackManInABush
During childhood, my friend would erase everyone's file for no reason at all. Same with Phantasy Star Online ep 1 & 2. He got strangled once
BlackManInABush
By the owner of the games (our daycare lady's son). Good times.
yuefairchild
Good.
bamboolemur
120
bamboolemur
The cannon outside the castle opens up and you can get to the top of the castle and see yoshi
immortalheart
Um...you missed a few.
jewjewish1234543211337
20, if I remember correctly
LeftyLesbian
21
ieatCheezIts
Pretty sure its 20
Theshoot
Youre short 20. Step your game up
VaIerie
Wasn't there 120..?
JasonForge
Never even got to 15...
Brutalos1
Finding all the stars, that was my first legit use of the internet.
imagenyus
Man it was huge, never gonna forget watching my grandmother play for hours. Why hasn't this been remade with up to date graphics
BronzeLeaguePro
It was released on the Nintendo DS with better graphics. It's worth checking out if you have a DS of some persuasion.
Ldkiki
Unofficially, it has. I think someone recreated it using the unreal engine and assets from recent mario games. No idea where to get it.
HalloIamherenow
I mean, it did get remade for the DS. Super Mario 64 DS, but I guess that's kind of outdated at this point.
LukeKitchen
You can only control the characters with the directional pad which isn't very fun and very close to infuriating.
Whimsically
You were given the option to move your character using the touch screen. To help with this, there were straps with a thumb tab on the end.
ThisIsJustToComment
There is a dinosaur on the roof.
MichaelFarace
Ssssssssshhhhh. Its a secret.
njrk97
I liked the fact is was one of those School yard Legends that actually turned out true.
AnothaUsername
Fuck what's up with assholes? I just asked an honest question.......
BobaFettBobaFettWhere
Wallkick up that corner!
Vergenbuurg
WHAT WHAT WHAT... really? I used to do the "jump-slide to the base of the tree" trick to get into the cannon...
grandmafistmageddon
Link and or help me do that please, never been up top, these last 12 stars are killing me
BobaFettBobaFettWhere
Yeah if your timing and angle is good you can wallkick up the back right corner
AvengeTheCompanionCube
WOW SPOILER! Couldn't give me a few decades to finish it before you spoiled the ending! IMPATIENT!
CometHorsemen
Samus is a woman.
ThisIsJustToComment
Sheik is Zelda
ClassyGiraffe
The fuck man, I just got to the Temple of Time! Way to ruin it all
ThisIsJustToComment
Scott Shelby is the Origami Killer
TygerWilde
The princess is in another castle.
SchwarzGeist
You jest; but as a kid, there were hardly any video games my parents would let me play. I'm still trying to find time for the Zelda series.
spongebobangrypants
'so long, gay bowser'!
HelloSer
Haha, exactly
DrunkMorpheus
Lol what the hell is he actually supposed to be saying
AnothaUsername
Only on DS, right?
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
No, Yoshi is the first playable character in SM64DS
PresidentJohnFKennedy
Jesus youre young
AnothaUsername
It's an honest question that I didn't google so keep stroking your ego good knows it needs help
AnothaUsername
I'm 23 btw
AnothaUsername
Jesus I know cowgirl, calm your tits
cuddlydingo
Naw, Yoshi was on the roof in Nintendo64, too.
Xenarion
indeed. You can talk to him once you've cleared the game.
AnothaUsername
I thought I read something that said that. TO THIS DAY I'm still trying to beat rainbow ride (tend to play tipsy now vs. being 7 yrs old)
Nitrobskt
You could always wall kick up the corner. The lives are much more useful before you have all the stars anyway.
AnothaUsername
Personally wanted to beat it without having unlimited lives, I'm prideful :)