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Aug 15, 2017 8:47 AM
cheesegr8r
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CatUpVote
BUT DOGS ARE GOOD BOYS THIS IS NONSENSE
IdunnooooMaybeYes
Dog will lose his shit... classic!
CardsinMA
My toddlers slept through everything. Parents need to make more noise while their kids are in the womb and during infancy.
satanscott
my ups guy is scared of my dogs. he tip toes up the porch and puts a sticker on my door and I have to go pick it up every few days.
rayeofsunshine
our parcel guys leave stuff in woodpiles. It's taken days for me to find out which one on some deliveries.
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
I disconnected my doorbell after the 2nd time my kid was woken up
RhetoricOfPerception
Mine says, "knock or ring doorbell after 8 pm, and you will meet my 9mm." Tired parents with sleeping toddlers don't play.
JupitersWitch
I had to have a sign pasted over my door and tape up my door bell and disable it for good measure. I worked from home.
entropyk
Here in Honolulu, I have to give UPS & FedEx pretty good marks. DHL is the WORSE! Do not come up in sec bldg. Office is hide and seek almost
LeiserGeist
She should move around here. They just throw the package at the door and don't bother ringing. One time they were nice enough to put a...
LeiserGeist
4' wide box "under' my door mat...
leelbl
My doggo has lived in the country his whole life. We have a doorbell, but it isn't used, ever. He hears doorbell on the tv totally loses it.
hellohihey69
As a courier I have seen these notes many times. I respect them as much as possible
PizzaSlutForever
DidntGetTheReference
Australia Post would just leave a card "sorry you weren't home".
mdzmdz
1) Put same note on random house 2) Take delivery from door step 3) Profit
MoldyCrapBatman
Ring bell
ThatAssholeOverThere
I got two deliveries yesterday, both fit into the mail slot but one was left on the porch, no knocking.
Troybeam
Quiet hose when baby sleeps is a huge mistake, the more noise the better then child can sleep anywhere, been there..never kept a quiet house
JesusChristLovesYou
I was one of those kids! I use to sleep through vacuuming, loud music, weddings....you name it! IF I have kids, I will do the same.
Dudeitsonlyme
I went up to an open door (no screen door) once to deliver a package that needed a signature for .. rang the doorbell and heard barking >>
Dudeitsonlyme
From 2 large dogs that came running to the door. I thought I was dead meat. The dogs stopped just inside the door. Lady came walking to >
Dudeitsonlyme
The door and said "Invisible fence around the door." I made sure the next package to be delivered to that house was done by my buddy. >
Dudeitsonlyme
The poor guy came back with wet pants. Ya I know .. I'm mean.
stormegedendarklordofall
Rings doorbell
ifuckinghategifs
GeneralBullshit
Fucking ay
hutzel25
And to your packages well....
Mockingbirb
Inside the house
medsal15
It's not knocking.
FraudulentPepsi
My god...dat loop...
Mockingbirb
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
How many times is he going to hit it?
FrozenFoodGuy
During filming he hit it too hard cuz he was an ex firefighter. They had to reshoot this scene several times cuz of it. Took many doors.
FrozenFoodGuy
I guess this is the part where he decided to just tickle the door with an axe out of spite.
FixinYou
Yes.
GreyKihano
Until door opens. Duh~.
denlynmac
Well hell! My UPS driver would never see that as he lobs my packages from inside his truck.
iloveb00bies
Ding dong ditch
TheOneAndOnlyXero
DING DONG - Doorbell probably ... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK - Dog probably ... UWAAAAAAAAAAAA - Baby probably.
Sinmiedo1931
The "dog losing his shit" thing is real. When the doorbell rings, my dog straight loses her fucking mind. It's borderline scary.
nothingontv
I have four dogs that go insane when anyone comes to the door. If that doesn't work I just yell at them that my dogs bite and they leave.
Robvp
When someone even grazes the gate enough to make a small noise my 3 dogs lose their shit
TroelsyTwo
Sometimes they aren't allowed to just leave it though... He can take it back with him.
ItCanOnlyBeANipple
^This. Working as a courier, so many deliveries require proof of delivery and I cba forging deliveries because you cba being in when your 1/
ItCanOnlyBeANipple
'Next day before 10am special recorded delivery' is due. Especially seeing as my HHT sends you a text to give an ETA. 2/2
djsdkdjsk
but what if they knock wait 1/100th of a second then drive away at 900 mph and you walk out and you don't have it
TroelsyTwo
No, they wait at your door until they can hear you in the shower and then knock.
loosechalk
My delivery guy NEVER makes any sound. Just dumps the package somewhere in proximity and creeps away.
Cassiraa
I caught the fed ex guy walk up, put a 'we missed you' sticker on my door, and try to drive off
Rediculocity
Mine leaves it in the most random places... He said he left it in neighbours barn. My neighbour has 15 barns...
rutslut
I swear, mine rings the bell and SPRINTS back to the truck.
xaggie
I've been loving getting paid to play ding dong ditch for the last year of delivering for UPS.
riChchestMat
I've been there. Not at that house, but in that situation in my house.
MegatronPewPew
Me too
whatspaulplayingtoday
I appreciate that you felt the need to clarify.
MantisTobagganMD
Weird, I've been there too. Not in that situation, but in that house
xeno426
Just gotta train your kid to sleep through stuff.
dixie18402
I opened the door to a persistent af carpet cleaning sales dude and said, "listen to what you fucking did!" *screaming baby sounds*
HmmmNoSirIDontLikeIt
You wake 'em, you take 'em.
ReynholmITdept
SURE...cats out of the bag now creepo.
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TheBestRussian
When we order pizza or whatever, we sit on the front steps and wait for it. Or text the entire family not to ring the bell, else death.
cheesegr8r
VrryBurntpork
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ParanoydAndroid
Why did you have this woman's child asleep in your house? Weirdo.
TheFinalDoctor
Ding Dong Ditches*
engShane
My house now. Losing his shit is an understatement. The dog goes from asleep to explosive barking in milliseconds.
akbrewer
I work nights and get confused AF when someone knocks on my door at 3pm. I get all noid until I remember it's normie hours
ATalkingMushroom
Jesus fucking Christ, what the fuck is up with the "normie" thing lately?
cuzitsthere
Lol look at this fucking normie over here!
CorneliusCornwall
Fuckin normies
ItsARepost
Cx
RedSteaIth
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Assklowne
So can we make it a thing we're we more our lawns at 3am because they don't fucking care about waking us up. So why should we?
canyouthriveat35
I've actually done this. I got off early one night and decided to mow when I got home. 1) bc it wasn't hot was hell and 2) retaliation!!
BurntOnMustafar
Nope
Kamasu0Tra
95% of the world runs on a 9-5 schedule. You also generally get paid more for night shifts for dealing with this kind of crap. Don't like it
Kamasu0Tra
then find a new job, or move somewhere quieter, not fuck with the rest of the world because you are the one on a different schedule.
Assklowne
From my perspective they are on the different schedule
Kamasu0Tra
You must have missed the part where I mentioned 95% of the world operating differently then you.
Assklowne
And I definitely don't get paid any different
Kamasu0Tra
Then you need to get a better job.
HolUpSoYouSayin
My UPS guy would ignore that and ring the doorbell.
zeacorzeppelin10
Postman always rings twice
ItchyItchyshake
yup. drops your box on the porch and rings the bell, hears the barking dog, and read the note and goes, "oh". then leaves.
FerrumOvisAries
Saw ups dude throw a package from the ground floor to the second floor in my apartment complex once. Guess he just hates stairs.
IdHaveSexualIntercourseWithHerIfSheLegallyConsentedToDoSoWithMe
Well at least he wouldn't knock!
rapidge
Ignore that? Sh*t, I'm convinced those spiteful SOBs would go out of their way to knock if they saw that.
ChiefMasterAirmanFirstClassSelectInCharge
My UPS guy would ignore that, leave a notice, fuck off with my package, then deliver it to the nearest access point the next business day.
ChiefMasterAirmanFirstClassSelectInCharge
The next business day, of course, being a Monday because they "tried" to deliver it on Friday.
PizzaSlutForever
I have 2 signs on my door saying don't disturb before 7pm and it always gets ignored
PizzaSlutForever
My regular postie is lovely though. If it's a parcel he brings it out my office window so not to ring the bell and disturb me just incase.
notactuallyadoctor
Jeez my UPS guy will wrap the boxes in plastic bags if it's raining, hides them on the back porch if it's a weekend incase we are gone and1/
BigBlueBurd
My delivery guy would get fired if they tried to leave any kind of delivery just... There. Instead of handing it to someone living there.
notactuallyadoctor
If I'm home he's helped me carry many packages up the stairs.
LordSatanHimself
Huh, guess i missed that guy.
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notactuallyadoctor
Oh he gets gifts all the time. I'll leave Dunkin' Donuts gift cards out randomly through out the year and of course holidays he gets extra
shutsman
more like knock, leave immediatley and leave a note behind saying no one was home on delivery and to come to their depot
HolUpSoYouSayin
They move so damn fast after they leave that note! If we could harness that speed for crime fighting...
Cicilla
Knocking? Not even that.
samtherat6
Your guy knocks? Lucky...
arionuq
You do realize the utter LAST thing the UPS guy wants to do is carry your package back to the truck right?
arionuq
If they just tag the door it means the box is in their truck the next day. Plus if they get caught just tagging the door they can get fired.
kusuriya
and yet they do it all the time after I hit the intercom and tell them “down in a sec have to get the dog away from the door”
LupusIgnis
He can't carry it back if doesn't carry it to the house in the first place. A "you weren't home" note weights much less.
SnivellusSnape
I dont live in a country with UPS but I have sat in front room and watched delivery folk carry a 'missed you' card to the door and not ring
cjati
Watched a UPS guy pull up (the dogs saw him coming), walk right to my door, stick that note on it, and walk away. I followed himto the truck
LookMaNoCleverUsername
What happened next? Did you confront him? Did he refuse to give you your stuff? You can't leave us hangin like that, man.
cjati
Pretty uneventful. I called him out for not even knocking and he mumbled an apology and gave me my package. Sorry