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Mar 13, 2026 8:26 AM
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pintgudge1975
Regime change in the United States now!
Artoris
What's this "we" shit?
peosratta
So you're saying it's ok to overthrow evil empires? Interesting.
DrKonrad
MAGAts will read this and be "yeah we are winning!", all while becoming poorer because of rising prices.
KawaiiInari
Deranged
Someshithead241
The incoherent way this is written makes it read as if his plan is to destroy the middle East and, indeed, the world alongside stopping - sorry, stoping- Iran from having nukes.
Which honestly, sounds about right
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
Anything thats good for Trump is bad for the world. Even his good health and continued life is a detriment to everyone on the planet.
Bannanna9000
“stoping” Jesus what an idiot
Smidge204
The US is a net exporter of oil but a net importer of refined petroleum products.
Zammurkele
The world needs a new canal.
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
ThisismyconfessionTherearemanylikeitButthisoneismine
He's still alive? Dangit!
BananaForScale6666
Is this for real or satire?
Iamjacksunuesedtrainstation
By this logic America should not have any nuclear weapons
michiyl
Apparently he is still und considered fit for duty as a "president", so everything is fine! /s
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
We had a deal for Iran to NOT have any nukes,the orange dipshit backed out of it because it was Obama’s deal and it was working. tRump lies.
ArgentXero
Iran never even wanted nukes, they only enriched Uranium as leverage for sanctions relief.
This was never about nukes!
They even continued to follow the JCPOA even after the deal was terminated and continued enrichment because Trump put additional sanctions on Iran after backing out.
bittenicht39
Read it as written: "… of far greater interest and importance to me, as President, is , and destroying the Middle East and, indeed, the World.“ Yes, that‘s exactly what‘s in his interest: Destroying the world.
HellenicTaxCollector2
im pretty sure the american people also have to pay high prices for gas ! something tells me that when he says "we" he means the 1%
lightfoot2
Same logic that tariffs are not a tax on Americans. They are, he just lies to people.
Vkiwi2
let's screw over everyone in our country who isn't in the 10%.. and while we are at it screw over all our allies... then wonder why they wont support you..
lightfoot2
You mis-typed 1%.
Vkiwi2
fair but I'm not sure we need to go that far for the number of people screwed. the top 10% would be well enough off to weather this.foe a while. some that only just squeek in to that group might bitch about it, rest.. might never have lifted a fuel pump in their life.
lightfoot2
We of course mean Republican planet raping monsters.
JackingMeHoff
Big oil makes a lot of money, Midstream pipeline owners make a lot of money by raising prices everywhere; cost to refine, supply chain activities, cost to truckers, cost to consumers. Chevron 4th quarter 2025 raked in $3 Billion. In 2024 Chevron raked in $17,661,660,000 Billion dollars net. https://www.chevron.com/newsroom/media/publications/annual-report
VelvetWarhol
Khanamana324
It’s going to take a whole hell of a lot more than Donnie kicking the bucket to actually fix this shit. The puppet might be gone, but the puppeteers remain.
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
Love this. I've marginally improved the quality:
duktayp
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
TheWombatStrikesAgain
So basically he admits he started a war for the economic benefit of the oil industry. If the maggats had any actual principles, they'd be furious now.
TheMoonBnuuy
Anybody else feel like one of the oysters in the Walrus and the Carpenter poem?
thepandasbum
Had to go read it. I feel like the old oyster that stayed in the bed.
TheMoonBnuuy
I'm not following the Walrus and the Carpenter, it's more the other oysters have picked me up and are carrying me... I can't CHOOSE to let Trump go do what he's going to do and have it not affect me
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
He's just so goddamn stupid.
freakdiablo
If he wasn't born to a wealthy family, he'd be the worst salesman at the local used car dealer.
Sticklebrickk
Why has he been signing off "Thank you for your attention to this matter. Donald J Trump", for like the last three years. I genuinely don't understand the thank you part, unless it's something very important or specific. That way, I could understand. And why sign his name when it's clearly him saying it? Unless it's not. Maybe a speech to word generator? That would make sense as to why he posts 50 times a day, and often at night.
Did I just break the code?
tgiaa
Breathtakingly
McPuffinStuff
...and then there's his followers
eastend666
... and yet, smarter than all of his devoted followers.
SineClone
There are millions of stupid people. This is one to whom we gave power.
ineedausernamerightmeow
First tariffs, now gas/oil. We're so fortunate to have a president who keeps finding ways for us to pay for his genocide land beachfront Gaza casinos.
Ondradactyl
https://youtube.com/shorts/4XCfA5rSTuk?si=2oNjMv9mNfos32Nb
ineedausernamerightmeow
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eWkzOWRvZmN3ams5NWxlZzhrNHl4MHFpNXE5ZzAxMXVwc3pkNXFldCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/hWclJwbAeUvz9P8s4B/200w.webp
UnattendedDeviant
Of course he just recently bragged about lowering gas prices during his SOTU speech to the nation.
As far as horrible presidents go, I feel none in my lifetime so blatantly tried to play you as though you were extremely stupid.
BlackHoleSon01
But Trmp voters ARE extremely stupid. It works on them.
BeverlyHillsBillie
He's talking to his base.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
tRump thinks everyone is dumber than him…when he’s at rallies full of his base, he’s right, but that’s the only time he is.
sv1rr
That's because Magats have room temperature IQ, and by room temperature I mean measured in celsius, not fahrenheit.
secretdpp
Shoe size iqs
ExtremeLurking
C or F, doesn’t really matter. anything below 70 indicates an intellectual disability.
Sticklebrickk
They would be insulted if they knew what that meant
soulseekbob2320
Who, exactly, is WE ?
Josiahkf
Like 5 guys, one at each of the top of each conglomerate.
Shaodyn
The 1%
Infinias
Well he is referring to his "friends" and his cult followers believe that they are included in "we" and getting the spoils of trickle down any minute now.
GwaboButt
His family and loyalists
Zero3Quarter
Corporations are people too remember?!?
ButtscratchMcPherson
Thank you for bringing your attention to this matter.
stonecollector
Its definitely not ME
honeybadger314
Not Us. We means him and his fellow oppressors. He is fullfilling campaign promises to nuttinyoohoo
cosonfused
him, his family, and his rich friends
zHurk777
BIg Oil. YAAAAAAAHHH !!!
LivingDeadX
He's saying the quiet parts out loud... again.
Eyeetsass
Not you. Not me.
TheMomaw
People that are too poor to own oil fields aren't real people in Rump's mind
SleepyHollowAppleTree
thatwoodguy
Why we he means him and his billionaire friends. Who would have them shot in the back of the head if you ever became an embarrassment that they couldn't stop
RecurringNightmare
doesnt matter, it will all trickle down eventually!
StarscreamAndHutch
When he talks about ‘we’ or ‘our’ hes talking about himself and his loligarchy rape buddies. Definitely not about the majority of the country.
mercyPandaRunner
So... Trump has a history of obviously conceptualizing countries through their leader. He lives in a real estate tycoons world. So "America" for him, is kind of synonymous with "his company".
When he says "we", he means (not conciously thinks, but instinctually means) his concept of "America", which is a collectice entity that works for him. American oil companies making money, is "America" making money, is "we" make money, is he makes money, as he considers all money made by "America" to be >
mercyPandaRunner
made by him as the head of his company.
Or in other words, think of Trump conceptualizing the world through the lense of a Paradox strategy game, like Hearts of Iron and him thinking of world leaders as other players.
jayman0123
or basically this: /a/NG6TCgC#LXEloRS
ricpaul
Not Europe. After fucking us over with tariffs, threats and making us buy all weapons supplied to Ukraine, he now added screwing us by raising the oilprices. Who is we? His pal Putin obviously.
CyberHexx
Not you and me. He's talking about the Big Club. The club that you and I are not in.
vwzzjxv6f9101
Deathcameawienering
The Royal "We" of course
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
The stock market is the only indicator of societal well-being to them.
Seethreepeeoh
Now you’re asking the right questions
choppedliveraldente
Hopefully this can burn the control fuse in maga brains. Im gonna fly to the moon powered by butterfly farts now. By!
ReallyOG
Fixed it:
/gallery/there-i-corrected-you-dV8IOu6
bad1080
he and his billionaire "friends"
Seethreepeeoh
Oil pricing being high or volatile makes electrical vehicles and batteries more attractive. Does he know anyone who sells those things?
choppedliveraldente
Accomplices. There's no other word.
MrOne2
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MHd0Mm1reDJlaXVmMTdnOWh6cXRtMXlmMndqeTEwZGt5NDdjZnB5MSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/WOIGpnJ3ye445BUQl4/200w.webp all of us, buddy ... /S