FinchTheDrummerBoy
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Fucking stupid...
Binki604
#8 ... "Waiting for the right next person" .... right. next. person. ....
ichegoya
Many of these are fake.
bolshevik09
#2 what the hell they talking about, brothers?
Qtoy
Some of y'all motherflippers can't spot obviously fake/joke posts to save y'alls lives.
IamfunatpartiesIknow
#2 googling 'is Dumbledore Death' right now
LiamHaldek
I know some people will laugh at all the cretins on the Internet, but it really just scares me that people that stupid actually exist.
FrotteuristicFridays
Overly-hyped Harry Potter fan-children on tumblr might be the bane of my existence
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
#2 yeah that’s exactly what I meant-JK Rowling
AmItrolling
You fucked up everyone's day by posting the weather. I love it.
aDapperBear
You're spooky
BonusDad
I gave up after waffle stomping shit down a drain.
wallin123
Isn’t Dumbledore homosexual? Is death homosexual?
IamfunatpartiesIknow
Does Death have a sexual preference? Btw Dumbledore was pretty much asexual
smithdogg22
HamOnWholeWheat
I'll have what I'm having!
idontevenknowsillymonkey
#1 had sex with my wife in a hatchback once...folded down the back seats so we had extra room from the boot/trunk. It was still kind of 1/
idontevenknowsillymonkey
awkward...although the fact that it was a bright evening on a suburban street didn't help 2/2
jetzzfan
#1 I'm way too tall (6'8"/205 cm) to lay down sideways in any car
Tofubutton
Yeah one leg up on the seat and one down on the floor is the way to go.
tebstan
Reverse cowgirl in a bucket seat slid back
MaliciouslyStupid
Same. 6'9". Tilt down the seats or use the boot.
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
I will forever upvote "waffle stomping shit down drain"
litgeek306
People supposedly did "shower waffles" as they were called at my college. I wore shower shoes.
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
That's just wrong
sceh1337
The doctor in the hospital pic is playing a HEALER on WoW. Hehe. Kek.
PugTrashcan
"waiting for the next right person" damn.
AlanRodriguezSz
khazaria
Internet has ruined me. I assume most of this is fake.
GodEmperor0fMankind
DID SOMEBODY SAY SPOOKY?!?
Ravenbreaker
You get outta here. You will wait till October like the rest of them. You'll have your time...
GodEmperor0fMankind
Ravenbreaker
Perfect!
stoutde
Weather is looking good today.
cardboardwhales
that one mixed up my emotions a lot
keepyourselfwarmFR
Does anyone know what app that is?
TheBlackVan
whoknowswhoitis
Funniest meme in there
just4thelolz
I thought for a second you were making a Welcome to Night Vale reference.
theliquidsteak
My dog doesn't understand what's going on with that please explain it to him I'm too busy to do ot myself
PseudoDuh
There's a 20% chance of <0.01 inches of rain all day. That's an 80% chance of nothing and a 20% chance of virtually nothing.
JJuster
This was a great dump of stupid people. Then a weather report. Then a random few images to end it. I still upvote but am confuse
ThisNosoi
Is it acceptable that like half of this dump made me violently angry, or am I just too intolerant of stupidity nowadays?
TimeFoDat
How does #1 solve any problems? It just gives you LESS space. Unless you're both under 4'8" sex won't be any easier.
PiGiSpi
car sex invention is useless for a tall dude like me :(
nonCanadianGoose
Are we trying say the weather in Rockport Maine is stupid?
chimpbott
It probably is, to be quite honest.
FreelancerJosiah
I live in Maine. We've alternated between 'blizzard' and '40+ degree weather' for the past week or two. Maine weather is just stupid.
MakerOnTheMove
#1 Okay, but imagine the sounds that would make.
samsonguy920
Just makes it better
thatjohndenverwasfullofsht
I've heard those blowup car seat mattresses suck.........
Ghanges
We have a foam one for camping and it’s really comfortable.
thatjohndenverwasfullofsht
Link by chance?
Ghanges
The link didn’t fit here, but this is the title “Lucid 4" Folding Mattress and Sofa, Multiple Sizes” on the Walmart website.
Ghanges
I forget which size we bought, but our back seats fold down and we measured the size before buying. It works perfectly for us!
TootsMehGyver
+1 for Questionable Content
whitherwardmusic
One of the all-time great webcomics, in my opinion
CrypticalEnvelopement
They've clearly never had sex on an air mattress. Let's just say it leaves a little to be desired
koldfusion
Bounced my GF on the floor once. Was funny, but not.
faelmist
Haven't read that in ages, be right back!
dmf81
See you in a few weeks after you binge read the whole series
faelmist
First, I need to find where I left off!
dmf81
Na just start at the beginning, you'll soon find your place.
TootsMehGyver
Well I've just spent 2 hours reading :)
revitalizingtonic
What's up with the Rockport weather one? I don't understand it.
bobbieblackheart
8.23 sunset. Dusk 9pm. Maybe
anonymous6366
Op accidentally included a screenshot of the weather along with the memes in the screenshots folder?
orangearcadi
They're going to catch a train and wanted to check the weather beforehand in the City of Industry
turbodog
IT GON RAIN! "Thanks, Ollie"
CADmunkey
My favorite "black-u-weather" meteorologist. https://youtu.be/Yqofw8LgWRk
GandalfsLawyer
And now the weather
ILieForPoints
I prefer the Ali Black with the Black-U-Weather Forecast.
LucidAftermath
Heres tom with the weather.
Ventralfinn
He certainly won't be waitin' for the bus in the rain, in the rain, wait waitin' for a bus in the rain. In Maine, public transport is a myth
insongwhang
It's gonna rain!
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
Thanks, Ollie.
xMyst87
I thought it was highlighting the 15.5hr day? 5am-8:30 sunlight
litgeek306
As someone in Maine, that's not today's weather. I got up at 5:30 in the pitch dark.
MadeYouLookAgain
Laughs in Alaskan
thicketcosplay
Apparently people in the southern US don't even realize how long the days get up north during the summer, so maybe? I once had a girl from >
thicketcosplay
Phoenix visit me in May and she was just AMAZED at how long our day is. Sadly during the winter we get the opposite: super short, cold days
PMSESP
A total of more than 27 hours in the day. Dusk 40m after the sun has set. Dawn & sunrise 40m apart? . Solar noon??? WTF???
BaronAlexander
Dawn is the time that there is light before the sun has risen. Dusk is the light after the sun has set. Solar noon is when the sun is at 1/?
BaronAlexander
nothing wrong with any of that info. 4/4
BaronAlexander
of time in a day (between sunrise and sunset), and the remaining time left of the day since they are midway through the day. There is 3/?
BaronAlexander
its highest point, which varies depending on where you're located within a timezone. And the two times that you see are the total amount 1/?
Error404TrollNotFound
There's nothing wrong with it. Maybe OP posted it on accident, or maybe OP is an idiot too. Who knows?
MatazaNz
The5lacker
Nothing wrong with a 20% chance of a single drop of rain?
Error404TrollNotFound
You've never seen a misty day?
The5lacker
0.01 Inches of rain isn't a "Misty day." That's "There is indeed water in the air, this is not the Sahara."
Error404TrollNotFound
No... just no. Please never mistake precipitation for humidity again. Thats so embarrassing I almost feel bad for you.
ImProbablyDrinking
20% chance of rain all day, with a total volume of 0 inches for the day. so it might rain, but there wont be any rain.
Wormeurysm
Thank you.
cakemanlink
the 20% chance actually means up to 20% of the forecast area will have rain and the >0.01 in./0in. of rain means if there was (1/2)
cakemanlink
rain there wouldn't be enough for weather sensors to actually measure. (2/2)
ProxyPlayerHD
how the fuck do you messure rain in a single dimension? rain usually is messured in mm²
ImProbablyDrinking
no matter the size of the container you use, 1" accumulation of rain would still fill the container up 1".
dan144
Wait really? How do you measure rain in mm^2?
LalaButtmarket
How big of a surface the rain will spread out to /s
epicosity
Rainfall is consistent, it will fill a container a certain height regardless of width. If it rains 1 inch, it filled up to the 1 inch mark.
ProxyPlayerHD
why not use volume? it is the same thing
Kavrae
In this instance, using the single dimension is actually easier and gives more reliable information with no conversion or division necessary
PirateRubberDuck
You would have to define the size of the container to use volume. Depth is simple to read.
epicosity
Why not use the metric system? Its the U.S. idk... they do weird stuff.
whitegolddiamondring
20% chance of rain, but 0 inches so far.
ImProbablyDrinking
its not even so far. thats supposed to show how much accumulation you'll have for the whole day. which still says 0"
allegedlynerdy
Accumulation. Light rain wouldn't count towards that. They still count sprinkling as rain though
ImProbablyDrinking
i feel like any rain would count towards total accumulation. its still falling from the sky and would add up to something.
hillbillyal
Couldn't it still rain but not enough to gather measurable accumulation in inches? I don't know like, <0.01" like it says?
hillbillyal
Also as I understood it 20% chance to rain means that 20% of the area would get rain, its not probability. So it could just be light shower
isetprettygirlsonfire
Are you one of the people posting above? LOL
ImProbablyDrinking
nah 20% is the likelihood of it actually precipitating. like 20% chance of snow, theres a chance, but they are 100% sure its gonna happen
hillbillyal
They generally know whether its gonna rain or snow. The percent is definitely indicating the percent of area covered. Look it up