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witheredspoon
Come on little clot, you can do it!
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
You don't need to be subtle about it, we're all waiting for drumpf to shit himself and die on national TV, I have a bottle of champagne chilling in the fridge just waiting for the good news.
Zammurkele
afatality
SmergBlaerghl
TheFullLength
I honestly don't think he'll see this summer.
myballshurt
Ive been wondering, when it happens. How the couch fucker will be? Will he allow the people who are running shitstain to run him?
1Monty
Make it happen.
oldguyexlurker
Not if they pull a "Dave" to keep the reins of power. They could keep that shit up for YEARS and the cult will chalk it up to holiness or some shit.
SleepyHollowAppleTree
BenderRodriguz1010
Einstein9073
If we upvote this post does it make it happen faster
TheSaucyBaconator
Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap...
DarkVoivod
Can't hurt
MrSpookywasagoodboy2
Thoughts and prayers
medimr
Remember those couple of days where he didn't run his mouth on twitter and we all thought he'd kicked it? Good times, good times.
SleepyHollowAppleTree
Those were a good, relaxing, comfortable couple of days, yeah. Too bad it didn't last.
BlindGardener
He’s got 10 years of life in him. It won’t be high quality life, he’s deteriorating pretty quick, but he’ll be around for about 10 more years.
The evil fucks always reach their 90s.
evilspock
Meh. IF he makes it to the end of his term, and that's a mighty big if, he won't last much past it. He's caused way too much mayhem to be allowed a quiet retirement, and he's too much of an attention whore to try for one. Between a nonstop string of lawsuits and his own pigheadded stupidity, he'll stroke out at some point pretty soon.
Bojovnik84
Nah, his body cannot keep going with the drug cocktails and the rate he has to take them. He already looks like he is having mini strokes this week.
BlindGardener
You’d be surprised what a human can live through with the aid of the medical budget that will be wasted on him, if you lower your definition of ‘live’ low enough.
They don’t need him coherent. They just need him to be there to be pointed at and rallied around.
GenXHippie
Yep. This is where “Weekend at Trumpy’s” becomes kind of real.