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RibbleTPibits
He never even met Kevin McAllister.
wazeewa
Not to mention he polished off an Old 96er
sevro77
The moose out front should have told ya.
howimetyourauntrobin2
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Stefnos87
Chuck Norris is also maga trash
PotatoSnake42
Barf! Short for Barfolomew
thetickcannothaveaspoontoobig
SelfconsciouslyConfident
Dan Akroyd does a speech at the beginning of "I like me". Chefs kith*
JustAnotherknarF
as a Canadian I approve this message
MattDude
Who's Harry Crumb?
teardropivyyearofthetiger
Johnny Toronto was also admired by Catherine O’Hara so that’s a big deal too!
whistlebuzz
And defended his family against the bald headed killer bear of Clare county with a lamp.
vnqx
And he did it all with a really hairy nose
Randomice
And he is a decent dentist to boot:
SOLARvsFACISM
And he quit smoking by switching to cigars, and then a pipe, and then chewing tobacco and then nicotine gum.
509tigerfish
Orders for the whole table
Bobbobbobobbananafanafobob
Mr Popo in DBZ abridged is a better Chuck Norris anyways.
Mr Popo: "Popo"
Ship flies away
Bulma: your ship is voice activated?
Mr Popo: no it just knows better.
ThisGuyPostingThings
Iceman's wife? We talking Val Kilmer or Shawn Ashmore?
sendMeToLordDevNull
Or Kimi Räikkönen?
509tigerfish
and he plays a mean clarenette
OjibwainAlberta
Also makes a mean giant pancake.
sheepyman83
Not all at once, of course.
peridotstar
Although that would have been a Wild film, even by 80's standards xD
deetatron
He also had a few hits in the mid-west a few years ago, the polka king, you know …”polkaaa polka polka…”
icantbelieveistillhavetoprotestthiscrap
I miss him
oldguyexlurker
By all accounts, he was a sweet man.
BadPunsAplenty
I had a neighbor who competed against the Jamaican bobsled team in the Utah Olympics in 2002.
OutboardOverlord
"...You dead, Sanka?"
LariCheltsy
Ja mon
PizzaCraig
John Candy died March 4th, 1994, 32 years ago yesterday. My brother died in September; he would have been 43 yesterday. He was a huge John Candy fan, and never held it against him for dying on his birthday.
peridotstar
Really sorry--- That's pretty rough /hugs*
frischcode
And he worked security!
reurra
Check out Magnum PEI on Youtube
robertdoobies
And he was the cop that let the blues brothers play
devolutionary
Orange whip?
4Astaroth
They gave a great concert and he loves good music. I love when he's giving them a salute.
SMarkt
he had, um, sex with steve martin - somehow. his hand between - pillows.
acosmicolive
Have you seen Wagon’s East? He died during production of it. It’s often listed as one of the worst movies of all time but o think it’s hilarious.
EroticZombiePants
I won't say it's great, but it's definitely much better than a 0% rating.
Lampmonster
Dr. Cox as a flamboyant gay gunslinger was... a choice.
ThisGuyPostingThings
I wouldn't call it amazing, but I certainly enjoyed it. Candy was always great.
poscduke
One of the reasons suggested for ot being awful was that when he died they had to change aspects of the story since he obviously couldn't film any more.
froggyzoomzoomEABOD
I thought it was during the making of Canadian Bacon? But you are 100% that Wagons East is an awesome movie.
acosmicolive
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Idk why all my links don’t link properly but here is a screenshot from Wikipedia.
FrozenToMyself
Really gotta customize those links. Add a “I.” before the imgur then delete “gallery/movie-trivia-4MVT0R#” and lastly add “.jpg” to the end. Sorta like this.
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acosmicolive
Thank you! That is so helpful!
It used to be that you could just open the image and copy the link then paste it.
resworn
Chuck Norris is trash anyway. Look to better action stars.
EroticZombiePants
Like who?
Tolocamp
That was the point about the jokes. Chuck Norris was always such a try hard wannabe, thats why we made these exaggaret jokes.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey, he chews bees.
Dalael
I like chuck norris jokes but dislike the man. Same can be said about the Rocky movies and Stallone.
wadatahmydamie
Chuck Norris jokes were funny for a few weeks, and then he tried to clout farm for Mike “Kristy Noem prequel” Huckabee
hendawg2020
The Chuck Norris jokes had already stopped being "funny" before he jumped the shark in The Expendables 2 by making his own Chuck Norris joke in-movie.
ialoneambest
I haven’t watched ANY OF THEM.
Yasashii93
Also: Sylvester Stallone.
And while it might be an unpopular opinion: Schwarzenegger. While he does say some good stuff on occasion, he is still a republican and defended Trump.
Also: he cheated on his wife and had a child out of wedlock whom he refused to acknowledge for years.
Animorphs
He also spoke positively about Charlie Kirk after he was killed. Was the last straw for me as it sucked as I was a huge fan of him growing up. Oh well.
Animorphs
Most of the old guard are unfortunately.
gumshoe99
What is wrong with chuck?
Efreeti
Draconian conservative bigot. When Obama ran for re-election, Norris and his wife made a thinly veiled racist attack video against him, in support of Mitt Romney. He also outspokenly supported the proposition to ban same sex marriage in California and refuses to work with any company that supports LGBTQIA+ rights. Fuck Chuck.
gumshoe99
I was unaware of this, I knew about Clint Eastwood’s speech:(
Animorphs
Typical Republican. Anti vax. Pro gun. Bigot. Christian weirdo.
ialoneambest
And a ginger!
gumshoe99
Sad, thank you for sharing :(
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EstoyPoopis
The only relative range of Eastwood is from trash to shit. No, Eastwood is not a decent chap.
wadatahmydamie
Clint Eastwood, the guy who screamed at an empty chair because he couldn’t stand a black man being president?
thedroids
I think he also lost the argument. To a chair mind you
vericon151
At least he was old when he did that. Segal went full communist/ authoritarian . Norris should fucking know better so he is a huge disappointment. Wayne is old school racist and nothing was going change him.
wadatahmydamie
Seagal didn’t go full communist, he went full authoritarian fascist
ialoneambest
The Urban Legend isn’t true that John Wayne had 40 pounds of pounds of undigested beef in his colon. But he DESERVED to.
icantbelieveistillhavetoprotestthiscrap
Why are there Chuck Norris jokes but no Bruce Lee jokes? Because Bruce Lee was no joke.
VagrantKoba
Wrong, there is a Bruce Lee joke. What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink? -mimics wing chun movement- wahtah (water)
thetonestarr
Definitely using that the next time a conservative family member resurrects Chuck Norris jokes.
thetonestarr
Oh today's the day!
Heisanevilgenius
Yeah, honestly the reason the Chuck Norris jokes were so funny is because he's such a goofball. Of all the action stars to equate to near-Godhood, Chuck Norris is the funniest pick.
080080
it's because chuck norris is a martial arts action star for a juvenile middle america and suburbia. it's funny because he is not worshipped from a pure martial arts perspective the way bruce lee is.
dentros1
I mean, at least he fought in tournaments, I think seagal gets the crown for being the temu action star. Guy is, was, and will forever be, a fuckin joke.
InitHello
As I recall, they started as Vin Diesel jokes but Chuck Norris jokes were inherently funnier.
MrSqaureCan
You recall incorrectly. Chuck Norris jokes have been around for some time now
InitHello
You may be right about the jokes themselves, but the internet phenomenon did indeed start with Vin Diesel around my 21th birthday.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_facts#Background
Semphir
I don't know... What about steven seagal? Or maybe he's just too sad
KarenFromTheHOA
That's going too far, friend
Heisanevilgenius
Steven Seagal was funny in a different way. He was funny in a taking-himself-way-too-seriously way.
Ambrosyus
Same goes for Steven Segall, John Wayne(rest in piss), and that other actor i can't bother to remember the name of who played Dirty Harry.
Beefkins
Behold: John Thick https://youtu.be/MJO6ya4ezIA?si=rcCf9F9fuAHPZgjj
Yufer
Clint Eastwood
reurra
Cunt Pisswood
rgraz65
You mean the guy who talked to an empty chair on stage because he's so befuddled? The guy who had one facial expression for almost every one of his movies? That guy?
imsadthatimflying
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Heisanevilgenius
Hey, man, Steven Seagal is SO awful he makes the others look like saints.
theshinobi23
Of them all, he's the only one to openly defect to Russia, even going so far as to help train their military, last I saw.
Heisanevilgenius
Yeah and the reason he left America is because he's wanted for human trafficking.
Heisanevilgenius
If you haven't heard the story, he hired a woman as his personal assistant and then immediately started sexually propositioning her. When she refused his advances, he wouldn't let her leave. She was trapped on his property for multiple days. She finally managed to escape and called the authorities and Seagal fled the country before federal marshalls came to arrest him.
theshinobi23
For a small bribe of about a million dollars, Fuhrer Bonespurs would quickly pardon him for that.