Jul 11, 2017 11:51 AM
swedishbutthurtguy
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SalmonToro
Was waiting for imperial German ball to appear.... disappointed.
DarkwingDidi
Narushima
Eypo*
nunyabidnesstwats
Maybe they shouldn't have majored in philosophy
ImScaredToUseMyRealNameHere
(read in Spartan voice)... Geeermans - COME AND GET IT!
YouLoveThat
bloodvisionsbloodvisions
Nein
mariorbm8742
Has Germany paid the ww2 fees?
Enohpoxas
DigitalMau
im.... im confused about what happened here
evilsuperbitch
"denbt" is beim besten willen not a German word.
Mithi
Poland Ball haz stragne language.
0x1CEB00DA
who cares about WW2, final result still was achieved: today we own all of Europe, elites will always come out top despite the circumstances
AdmiralAladeen0
Own all of Europe LOL, you own all the citizens from Turkey
ProxyPlayerHD
soon: "Guten Tag."
blkout300
I got that reference!
v https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTh9qpzhunE
dentista320
The Best..
Degarafarat
Why can't they pay us of with real estate? Like giving up a few islands?
guantanamobayxx
Greece doesn't owe y'all a god damn thing, that's why. You fucked them in WW2, you ripped them off unethically with the borrowing. Lol?
As a Dutch guy I have to inform you that Germany isn't the only country they failed to repay.
TheQuiescentGamer
NeuerStandard
should it not be 4€ and a bunch of nothing?
ravenskull
I think they tried with 4€ bills but germany didn't fall for it
MADchemEE
No. You have to give him the zeros first. Otherwise it's a 4, a bunch of 9s, and a 5. No wonder they're in so much debt if they can't math.
kolao3fyllo
Ελατε να τα παρετε...
JokesOnYouHater
Σκασ' καλέ
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
that's not what greece does. they throw a massive tantrum over being asked to tun over 5 euroes and a pile of zeros.
how dare money lender ask for it back? aren't we all euro bros here?
then they demand their statues back, demand a third payment of ww2 reparations which had been paid in full in 1953, and call the loan a gift
siromon
news today: Germany made 1,3 billion from borrowing money to Greece
DeletedProfiles
Goldman Sachs profited from the Greek debt crisis. They made millions by hiding the debt, then in the process almost doubled it. Evil.
other people that were destroyed the same way? Screw you Goldman and screw you Germany. 2)
Thank you, I am so tired of people treating the greeks like lazy pieces of shit. The banks did this to the US, and you want me to shit on 1)
Sokonomi
This is why we need to blow up the EU coalition. All it is is well faring countries covering the bills for retard counties like Greece.
wyatt8740
"I say, let 'em crash." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn0WdJx-Wkw
KingBamboo
Germany "earned" 1.34 billion € with the crisis...
AManWithAParticularSetOfSkills
wrth
FrostytheSnowcolt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCHkdFO8oCo
M0THM4N
Αντε ρε μαλακες...
Χαλάρωσε, πλάκα κάνουν
[deleted]
την βρήκες
Οχι κάτσε τωρα διάβασα και τα άλλα σχόλια
GreenMuzzy
How did the greek get €5 ??
they stole it
wandergeist
Yogurt. It's a yogurt-based economy at this point.
randomaccountrandomperson
We sold an island, maybe parthenon
BavarianGuy
Sold a gyro of course.
LordChewie
Cover charge to toga party.
TimmyDans
Fluffycorn
Its just a joke .. It wouldnt work if it would be realistic
Yupurineutah
He sold a souvlaki.
rattlebone10
As a Greek, yup pretty much this.
HellenicTaxCollector
Tax return
LurkerOfDarkness
You know you're not supposed to return any money before they've paid the taxes?
aleister94
I don't get it, what is the thing he's handing him that he says is zeros?
syn29
Empty bag, nothing = 0
GuardingTheTomatoes
sold a coffee probably
BoozeHound001
They mugged Italy for it.
begged it from germany
njullpointer
greekball obviously took a loan of €50
loltard
The EU loaned it to keep the music playing just a bit longer.
Cheesygorditahunk
I spoke with greeks of all ages when I was over there a couple years ago about their economic situation. They all basically said the (1/2)
thing. They don't like to work and all like to have fun, if everyone is poor who cares? Life is too short to just chase money (2/2)
shitty economy - because as you say life is too short, and he wants to work hard for it. This attitude is affecting the rest because they 2)
Calling horse shit on this dude. Spoken with greeks and dating one, all he worries about is being able to find even grunt work in the 1)
are losing all opportunities. That's what happens when your global leaders fuck you. 3)
Call horsehit if you want man, but I have family in megalopolis, my last name is Athanas (formerly Athanasopolous), and I've been (1/2)
over there 4 times. It wasn't meant as an insulting statement, more one of admiration if anything else. I never mentioned the cause of (2/2)
the attitude, just that it was the attitude. Yeah they got fucked by leaders, threw their hands up and said "fuck it lets party". (3/3)
Noob3rts
You managed to anger and confuse Germany all at once. I'm not sure how this is going to work out for you but if you need help, ask England.
shanfyr
lol seeing the current political state of england right now, I wouldn't ask anything...
Rengs
when you press "show bad replies" and instant regret it...
ImgursLibertarian
Don't you mean ask 'murika?
apolloin
Can anyone afford to wait that long?
DevilsArsehole
Shit like this helped the brexit vote. Why bail out fat old Greeks to live in the sun.
shoquastican
Maybe if the Germans had paid the Greeks what they owed them after the war in full the Greeks wouldn't need a bail out
That was over 70 years ago and they didn't have any fucking money hence the Marshall plan.
giftstrix
The issue is with the idioctic way the Greek government was spending money in the late 90's and early 2000's giving them more money 1/2
wouldn't make them less stupid with it. 2/2
LoneWanderer101
Unless you're Czechoslovakia. Then don't
Dontacceptsweetsfromstrangers
or Poland
DeviousLuxray
Oh go feck a sheep. They tried to help the Poles
I seem to remember us honouring that commitment, even though we weren't in danger ourselves and it got us into 7 years of brutal war.
You would have been. Hitler was big on the "avenging the injustice of Versailles"
Hitler wanted an alliance with us - any time up to the end of the Battle of Britain we could have ducked out.
constheo
England hated germany for selling product they cannot compete with so they declared war when G invaded poland but somehow not USSR
TortillaThaHun
Was that product cheap gas? Because Germany seemed to just be handing it out in those days.
TheShadowsLengthen
Or, you know...because England was allied with Poland, and had already let Czechoslovakia get recked when Hitler promised not to invade...
so why did England not declare war with USSR as well if USSR invaded poland with Germany
Because you're already going to be fighting the German war machine, why needlessly involve even more enemies in the form of the Soviets
Also, it was known that Germany and USSR had a secret pact to share Polands territories,but that didn't mean they weren't going at war later
Because they knew they already were going to have trouble winning against Germany; and no chance against USSR and G.
Dont worry im on it
StephaneLambert
Do the Greek even know how to collect taxes?
AkLonewolf
Don't get paid in olives.
JasonWaterfaIIs
What if they're really good olives?
BewilderedBeaver
I thought, they fired all tax collectors to save money. Or did they privatise tax collection for the small cost of 1€ per collected Euro?
undungubungu
Its more like, their tax collection methods are archaic at best. And tax evasion is a lot more common than west/northern europe.
You finally found employment after all these years ?
pandalicious
Glad to see you doing something.
HolyHokie
He retired 14 minutes after this post at the ripe old age of 29
beeratius
Dude you've really dropped the ball on this one
i made this acc and never knew why i decided to go with this name X) i just found it fitting with the economic crisis and being greek :P
I was going for a poland ball pun but that's neat to know! :D
SgtChowdown
Are you like one of those dudes in Caesar III who goes "TAAAAX COLLECTOR" in a v. snotty and v. camp way if clicked on
RolloDumbassi
I loved that game. Nothing better than annoying Caesar then crushing his troops when he sent them to punish you.
Setting your income to "Caesar" and using it to employ 20 forts and build a city-spanning double-wall.
Caesar: SEND ME APPLES >( Me: No. *destroys all who come for me*
SalmonToro
Was waiting for imperial German ball to appear.... disappointed.
DarkwingDidi
Narushima
Eypo*
nunyabidnesstwats
Maybe they shouldn't have majored in philosophy
ImScaredToUseMyRealNameHere
(read in Spartan voice)... Geeermans - COME AND GET IT!
YouLoveThat
bloodvisionsbloodvisions
Nein
mariorbm8742
Has Germany paid the ww2 fees?
Enohpoxas
DigitalMau
im.... im confused about what happened here
evilsuperbitch
"denbt" is beim besten willen not a German word.
Mithi
Poland Ball haz stragne language.
0x1CEB00DA
who cares about WW2, final result still was achieved: today we own all of Europe, elites will always come out top despite the circumstances
AdmiralAladeen0
Own all of Europe LOL, you own all the citizens from Turkey
ProxyPlayerHD
soon: "Guten Tag."
blkout300
I got that reference!
DarkwingDidi
dentista320
The Best..
Degarafarat
Why can't they pay us of with real estate? Like giving up a few islands?
guantanamobayxx
Greece doesn't owe y'all a god damn thing, that's why. You fucked them in WW2, you ripped them off unethically with the borrowing. Lol?
Degarafarat
As a Dutch guy I have to inform you that Germany isn't the only country they failed to repay.
TheQuiescentGamer
NeuerStandard
should it not be 4€ and a bunch of nothing?
ravenskull
I think they tried with 4€ bills but germany didn't fall for it
MADchemEE
No. You have to give him the zeros first. Otherwise it's a 4, a bunch of 9s, and a 5. No wonder they're in so much debt if they can't math.
kolao3fyllo
Ελατε να τα παρετε...
JokesOnYouHater
Σκασ' καλέ
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
that's not what greece does. they throw a massive tantrum over being asked to tun over 5 euroes and a pile of zeros.
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
how dare money lender ask for it back? aren't we all euro bros here?
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
then they demand their statues back, demand a third payment of ww2 reparations which had been paid in full in 1953, and call the loan a gift
siromon
news today: Germany made 1,3 billion from borrowing money to Greece
DeletedProfiles
Goldman Sachs profited from the Greek debt crisis. They made millions by hiding the debt, then in the process almost doubled it. Evil.
guantanamobayxx
other people that were destroyed the same way? Screw you Goldman and screw you Germany. 2)
guantanamobayxx
Thank you, I am so tired of people treating the greeks like lazy pieces of shit. The banks did this to the US, and you want me to shit on 1)
Sokonomi
This is why we need to blow up the EU coalition. All it is is well faring countries covering the bills for retard counties like Greece.
wyatt8740
"I say, let 'em crash." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn0WdJx-Wkw
KingBamboo
Germany "earned" 1.34 billion € with the crisis...
AManWithAParticularSetOfSkills
wrth
FrostytheSnowcolt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCHkdFO8oCo
M0THM4N
Αντε ρε μαλακες...
JokesOnYouHater
Χαλάρωσε, πλάκα κάνουν
[deleted]
[deleted]
JokesOnYouHater
την βρήκες
JokesOnYouHater
Οχι κάτσε τωρα διάβασα και τα άλλα σχόλια
GreenMuzzy
How did the greek get €5 ??
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
they stole it
wandergeist
Yogurt. It's a yogurt-based economy at this point.
randomaccountrandomperson
We sold an island, maybe parthenon
BavarianGuy
Sold a gyro of course.
LordChewie
Cover charge to toga party.
TimmyDans
Fluffycorn
Its just a joke .. It wouldnt work if it would be realistic
Yupurineutah
He sold a souvlaki.
rattlebone10
As a Greek, yup pretty much this.
HellenicTaxCollector
Tax return
LurkerOfDarkness
You know you're not supposed to return any money before they've paid the taxes?
aleister94
I don't get it, what is the thing he's handing him that he says is zeros?
syn29
Empty bag, nothing = 0
GuardingTheTomatoes
sold a coffee probably
BoozeHound001
They mugged Italy for it.
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
begged it from germany
njullpointer
greekball obviously took a loan of €50
loltard
The EU loaned it to keep the music playing just a bit longer.
Cheesygorditahunk
I spoke with greeks of all ages when I was over there a couple years ago about their economic situation. They all basically said the (1/2)
Cheesygorditahunk
thing. They don't like to work and all like to have fun, if everyone is poor who cares? Life is too short to just chase money (2/2)
guantanamobayxx
shitty economy - because as you say life is too short, and he wants to work hard for it. This attitude is affecting the rest because they 2)
guantanamobayxx
Calling horse shit on this dude. Spoken with greeks and dating one, all he worries about is being able to find even grunt work in the 1)
guantanamobayxx
are losing all opportunities. That's what happens when your global leaders fuck you. 3)
Cheesygorditahunk
Call horsehit if you want man, but I have family in megalopolis, my last name is Athanas (formerly Athanasopolous), and I've been (1/2)
Cheesygorditahunk
over there 4 times. It wasn't meant as an insulting statement, more one of admiration if anything else. I never mentioned the cause of (2/2)
Cheesygorditahunk
the attitude, just that it was the attitude. Yeah they got fucked by leaders, threw their hands up and said "fuck it lets party". (3/3)
Noob3rts
You managed to anger and confuse Germany all at once. I'm not sure how this is going to work out for you but if you need help, ask England.
shanfyr
lol seeing the current political state of england right now, I wouldn't ask anything...
Rengs
when you press "show bad replies" and instant regret it...
ImgursLibertarian
Don't you mean ask 'murika?
apolloin
Can anyone afford to wait that long?
DevilsArsehole
Shit like this helped the brexit vote. Why bail out fat old Greeks to live in the sun.
shoquastican
Maybe if the Germans had paid the Greeks what they owed them after the war in full the Greeks wouldn't need a bail out
DevilsArsehole
That was over 70 years ago and they didn't have any fucking money hence the Marshall plan.
giftstrix
The issue is with the idioctic way the Greek government was spending money in the late 90's and early 2000's giving them more money 1/2
giftstrix
wouldn't make them less stupid with it. 2/2
LoneWanderer101
Unless you're Czechoslovakia. Then don't
Dontacceptsweetsfromstrangers
or Poland
DeviousLuxray
Oh go feck a sheep. They tried to help the Poles
apolloin
I seem to remember us honouring that commitment, even though we weren't in danger ourselves and it got us into 7 years of brutal war.
LoneWanderer101
You would have been. Hitler was big on the "avenging the injustice of Versailles"
apolloin
Hitler wanted an alliance with us - any time up to the end of the Battle of Britain we could have ducked out.
constheo
England hated germany for selling product they cannot compete with so they declared war when G invaded poland but somehow not USSR
TortillaThaHun
Was that product cheap gas? Because Germany seemed to just be handing it out in those days.
TheShadowsLengthen
Or, you know...because England was allied with Poland, and had already let Czechoslovakia get recked when Hitler promised not to invade...
constheo
so why did England not declare war with USSR as well if USSR invaded poland with Germany
LoneWanderer101
Because you're already going to be fighting the German war machine, why needlessly involve even more enemies in the form of the Soviets
TheShadowsLengthen
Also, it was known that Germany and USSR had a secret pact to share Polands territories,but that didn't mean they weren't going at war later
TheShadowsLengthen
Because they knew they already were going to have trouble winning against Germany; and no chance against USSR and G.
HellenicTaxCollector
Dont worry im on it
StephaneLambert
Do the Greek even know how to collect taxes?
AkLonewolf
Don't get paid in olives.
JasonWaterfaIIs
What if they're really good olives?
BewilderedBeaver
I thought, they fired all tax collectors to save money. Or did they privatise tax collection for the small cost of 1€ per collected Euro?
undungubungu
Its more like, their tax collection methods are archaic at best. And tax evasion is a lot more common than west/northern europe.
TheShadowsLengthen
You finally found employment after all these years ?
pandalicious
Glad to see you doing something.
HolyHokie
He retired 14 minutes after this post at the ripe old age of 29
beeratius
Dude you've really dropped the ball on this one
HellenicTaxCollector
i made this acc and never knew why i decided to go with this name X) i just found it fitting with the economic crisis and being greek :P
beeratius
I was going for a poland ball pun but that's neat to know! :D
SgtChowdown
Are you like one of those dudes in Caesar III who goes "TAAAAX COLLECTOR" in a v. snotty and v. camp way if clicked on
RolloDumbassi
I loved that game. Nothing better than annoying Caesar then crushing his troops when he sent them to punish you.
SgtChowdown
Setting your income to "Caesar" and using it to employ 20 forts and build a city-spanning double-wall.
SgtChowdown
Caesar: SEND ME APPLES >( Me: No. *destroys all who come for me*