Text Comebacks!

Apr 17, 2014 6:22 AM

AegonTheConqueror

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text #6 pretty much sums up how my last relationship ended. It was the hair, had to be.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The "Your are my ex" seemed too cute.

12 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 3

"What was that" because I misheard your text that I can still fucking see...

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

really? FEAL?

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

These are all real texts, I have proof:

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Anyone else appalled at the toll technology is taking on spelling?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i lost it at the first two inches... wait ..

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If the girl in the "get back with my ex" one can't follow the logic and find that smooth as Fk, he should really dump her.

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 4

I actually thought it was the girl that was being smooth. Not sure why.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Most of these are fake. Check the kerning (letter spacing) and the fonts themselves. iPhones do not display like that. See "T o" in last.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why can't anyone get your/you're right!?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"feal"?

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How do the girls (4th one down) know it's the same Andy? What if an Andy gave the wrong number? Who's Andy? I think I just confused myself

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Just call me a little Mormon boy or whatever"

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

little Mormon boy

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Someone go to the Poké Mart and get a shit loads of Burn Heals!

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

It's a better investment getting full heals instead.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who needs either when you can just get Rawst Berries? Save your money for Revives, Full Restores, and Poké Balls.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who needs Rawst Berries when you could farm Lum Berries?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I wanted my comback, I'd wipe it off your chin!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really? All my swype keyboard does is freeze my phone. Not even 10 seconds after I tried it, it froze.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i can't ever stop feeling all these are fake. they're so easy to photoshop.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That your in the 2nd text bothers me more than it should

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

or just the right amount

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the 'brake'

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Half of these are as old as the first iphones.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do people ACTUALLY label the S/O as "babe" or "baby" in their phones? That is so lame I'm gagging...

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Look at Facebook drama and tell me that's an uncommon thing. I dare you.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I try not to pay attention to FB dramz

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dem feals.

12 years ago | Likes 217 Dislikes 3

After the first two inches.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank God, I read the first one and knew there had to be a comment. +1

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I feal it in my bones

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've seen most of these, and they still make me chuckle softly on the inside.

12 years ago | Likes 232 Dislikes 2

Is this reference to the "two inches" text?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CSOTI

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

thank you for fulfilling my expectation. +1

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"After the first two inches" made me crack :D

12 years ago | Likes 919 Dislikes 7

"the joke made me laugh!"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

has it now...?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True story: my mom dated my uncle before my dad. He once asked my dad, "how do you like those used goods?" My dad replied, (1/2)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2/2) "it's great once you get past the used part."

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

did you check who's your real dad?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Feal"...

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

That's an old joke, the punchline being "Not bad after you get passed the used part."

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I don't get it :(

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe, but new to me anyway :)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ba dum taaa!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

feel* you're* break* you* why* ad* if* what* your* Ugh, fuck teenagers.

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 5

You know how old they are?...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a fucking text on a 3.5 inch screen. Give it a rest. As long as that doesn't happen in an email or on an important business document...

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Becoming an adult isn't going to help any of them spell.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Teenagers who can't spell become adults who can't spell.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Reading Biscuit 'Brake' hurt my soul.

12 years ago | Likes 1697 Dislikes 7

it burned mine.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just imagined a biscuit as a brake and was happy.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's not a burn if it's a brun.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There were a lot of mistakes in there that hurt my soul. But at least I resisted the temptation to write "misteaks".

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Will brake for biscuits

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is braking in his car for a biscuit that is crossing the road. Duh!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I overlooked it because it made me "lol"...but yeah. *shudder*

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Lots of love

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How unreliable would that brake be

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time to mash biscuits!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and "feal"

12 years ago | Likes 267 Dislikes 1

feals good man

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Fealty, with love..." -Denethor II

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know that feal, bro.

12 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Me two brough, it hurt my sole also.

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I heer yu

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

All abored the feal trane.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't care what reason you have, or what gender you are; breaking up via text is a shitty thing to do. Plain and simple.

12 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 6

I did that. So easy :D We were only dating a month, so I didn't think it was worth it to wait until I saw him later in the week.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

What a sour puss. They probably didn't even know each other. I'm imagining some pretty girl he hardly knew who was "too sexy."

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eh, I think the "you're his gf? I'm his gf" was acceptable...

12 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

How do you feel about getting laid off via text? Cause that happened to me recently and I'm pretty pissed.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, thats cold. I would be pissed, too. Thats shady for a company to do that. Sorry, dude.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks. I thought it was pretty shady too. Nothing I can do about it, unfortunately.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd much rather have that then not be told it had ended or be waiting for days for the phone call.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop being such a temptation then, gosh.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Maybe break up with someone because they aren't willing to make time for phone calls or face time? So a text is necessary. Still shitty tho

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I inferred it was a 12 year old relationship (if you're talking about the 'Mormon boy' one).

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a "Mormon boy" to that guy... Don't you dare text break up. You can easily set up a meet and ttalk it through. No excuse

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a fellow "Mormon boy," I completely agree. If I'm ever young men's president, that will be our first mutual. No question.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let me clarify, it doesn't matter the reason, what gender you are, or how old you are; breaking up via text is a shitty thing to do.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Even if the person who you are breaking up with cheated on you? Or is abusive in some way? Or got busted for pedophilia?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If you could be in danger, ok. But as someone accused of cheating, is heartbreaking being dumped by text and can't defend yourself.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Who is this?" Apparently that's Jessica. Come on, internet, it's like you're not even trying.

12 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 3

Yeah, but who the fuck is Jessica?

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Took it as she was on her man's phone. Wanted to see how this chick would answer even if her names blatantly there. But yeah, you're right.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I thought it might have been the guy trying to shake off a crazy girlfriend or something.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yea. I've done that before. That's how I found out my ex was cheating on me. "Chloe". Bitch.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I hope that was a long time ago and the pain is subsiding for you. I truly do. I am going through it now and it's excruciating. The worst.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's okay. I've been cheated on a couple times, I just don't like her as a person because she kinda like. Bragged about it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Disgusting. Sorry...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you can't take a little cheat, then you ain't doing it right....

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How is she the bitch, when its your man cheating on you? You do realize these girls usually don't even know you exist.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

No, she knew about me. I had met her several times, even introduced her to the ex, then she told me that he cheated on me with(1/2)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Extra:It's more how she acted afterwards, she posted on Tumblr a lot saying that if you don't sleep with a guy after a year you deserve it..

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

her because I wouldn't sleep with him. (I was virgin and still 16.) THAT'S why she's a bitch. He's an ass too. But she bragged afterwards.(2

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The last one is my favourite.

12 years ago | Likes 1684 Dislikes 12

I Hate When People Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word Though... r/cringeworthy

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

who's willing to bet they're Asian...

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That's the only one that didn't load... *sighs and refreshes page*

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I feel your pain. Sorry for the inconvenience I caused.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's overused

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

I see you're used to seeing a lot of "I'm pregnant" texts.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

New to me.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just looked up the difference between favourite and favorite. American english removed the U, and brits and other countries kept it. 1/2

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I apologise for not using the American version. Whoops I did it again!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 THE MORE YOU KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But who has time to capitalize the first letter of every word?

12 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

AT&T obviously does.

12 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 2

Something AT&T would do...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

1. People I hate. You can post the most horrible, racist, obnoxious shit on the Internet, but it won't get my blood boiling until You Start

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2. Capitalising Every Damn Word. AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!1111oneoneone

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jaden Smith

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How Can Capital Letters Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A Question, I Think, Fit For Neil DeGrasse Tyson

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah That Is A Truly Time Consuming Task That Is Not At All Worth It

12 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

It's Not Even Grammatically Correct.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who knew Jaden ran TurtleFacts?

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

YOU KNOW YOU SPELLED "Favorite" WRONG.!

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 11

FWIW...this reply is a play on the words of the referenced text exchange, and not a genuine display of ignorance...thank you!

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You know not everyone is American, right?

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

You know this was a "Joke", right?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Yes God, I know :)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yu know people can be sarcastic some times and that's what I think he was trying to do. unless he wasn't, then he's a complete idiot.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*Yu

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm glad someone gets it!!!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank god someone gets it ;-)

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0