AegonTheConqueror
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Apr 17, 2014 6:22 AM
AegonTheConqueror
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areeeet
text #6 pretty much sums up how my last relationship ended. It was the hair, had to be.
mnsu
The "Your are my ex" seemed too cute.
MrBenDerisgreat
"What was that" because I misheard your text that I can still fucking see...
CatsPitBullsAndBooksOhMy
really? FEAL?
walterpeck
These are all real texts, I have proof:
kingofamerica
Anyone else appalled at the toll technology is taking on spelling?
ShutUpImWorking
i lost it at the first two inches... wait ..
notirrelevant
If the girl in the "get back with my ex" one can't follow the logic and find that smooth as Fk, he should really dump her.
Askthemountains
I actually thought it was the girl that was being smooth. Not sure why.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Most of these are fake. Check the kerning (letter spacing) and the fonts themselves. iPhones do not display like that. See "T o" in last.
RydeTheSpyral
Why can't anyone get your/you're right!?
IAmTheSquidward
"feal"?
Nincadalop
How do the girls (4th one down) know it's the same Andy? What if an Andy gave the wrong number? Who's Andy? I think I just confused myself
Dragonista
"Just call me a little Mormon boy or whatever"
Spudnik94
little Mormon boy
TheFreedomDude
Someone go to the Poké Mart and get a shit loads of Burn Heals!
PlaysW1thSquirrels
It's a better investment getting full heals instead.
Amythyst
Who needs either when you can just get Rawst Berries? Save your money for Revives, Full Restores, and Poké Balls.
PlaysW1thSquirrels
Who needs Rawst Berries when you could farm Lum Berries?
CoryBlink
If I wanted my comback, I'd wipe it off your chin!
AnniBussey37
Really? All my swype keyboard does is freeze my phone. Not even 10 seconds after I tried it, it froze.
b1005049
i can't ever stop feeling all these are fake. they're so easy to photoshop.
denisjames24
That your in the 2nd text bothers me more than it should
KneelBeforeTodd
or just the right amount
KateUptonsNipples
And the 'brake'
chay0130
Half of these are as old as the first iphones.
VagisilToothpaste
Do people ACTUALLY label the S/O as "babe" or "baby" in their phones? That is so lame I'm gagging...
ThePastmaster
Look at Facebook drama and tell me that's an uncommon thing. I dare you.
VagisilToothpaste
I try not to pay attention to FB dramz
DJBenz
Dem feals.
eelero
After the first two inches.
CaptianObvious
Thank God, I read the first one and knew there had to be a comment. +1
ihavequestions
adiekins
I feal it in my bones
QwertyMcGiblets
I've seen most of these, and they still make me chuckle softly on the inside.
smoothlikebutteronabaldmonkey
Is this reference to the "two inches" text?
OneOfThoseNewFangledUserNames
CSOTI
Mauri9001
thatclimbingguy
thank you for fulfilling my expectation. +1
QwertyMcGiblets
antielovena
"After the first two inches" made me crack :D
lawrus
"the joke made me laugh!"
bigdog
has it now...?
TheGist
True story: my mom dated my uncle before my dad. He once asked my dad, "how do you like those used goods?" My dad replied, (1/2)
TheGist
(2/2) "it's great once you get past the used part."
Playswithtiddies
did you check who's your real dad?
MadamPuddifoot
"Feal"...
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
That's an old joke, the punchline being "Not bad after you get passed the used part."
ThatOtherMacAvoyWoman
I don't get it :(
antielovena
Maybe, but new to me anyway :)
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
Ba dum taaa!
testzero
feel* you're* break* you* why* ad* if* what* your* Ugh, fuck teenagers.
Meeei
You know how old they are?...
Kenblu24
It's a fucking text on a 3.5 inch screen. Give it a rest. As long as that doesn't happen in an email or on an important business document...
WestCoastIsBestCoast
Becoming an adult isn't going to help any of them spell.
testzero
Teenagers who can't spell become adults who can't spell.
SoIgotthatgoinformewhichisnice
Reading Biscuit 'Brake' hurt my soul.
Playswithtiddies
it burned mine.
prancingcoatrack
I just imagined a biscuit as a brake and was happy.
Wombatish
It's not a burn if it's a brun.
carewyllie
There were a lot of mistakes in there that hurt my soul. But at least I resisted the temptation to write "misteaks".
loosesuessgoose
Will brake for biscuits
SrPerusse
He is braking in his car for a biscuit that is crossing the road. Duh!
NotThatSarah
I overlooked it because it made me "lol"...but yeah. *shudder*
ALLOFTHEBACON
Lots of love
Brionyrae
How unreliable would that brake be
Catodactyl
Time to mash biscuits!
cheeksnchops
and "feal"
thetactleneck
feals good man
prattleassassin
"Fealty, with love..." -Denethor II
flickerdart
I know that feal, bro.
legoutilizationfornegatingcrisishierarchies
Me two brough, it hurt my sole also.
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
I heer yu
slashleylizette
All abored the feal trane.
AlwaysGnarlyAlways
I don't care what reason you have, or what gender you are; breaking up via text is a shitty thing to do. Plain and simple.
annibe11e
I did that. So easy :D We were only dating a month, so I didn't think it was worth it to wait until I saw him later in the week.
Meeei
What a sour puss. They probably didn't even know each other. I'm imagining some pretty girl he hardly knew who was "too sexy."
IDrankBeerPongWaterAtABar
Eh, I think the "you're his gf? I'm his gf" was acceptable...
scottishwhisky
How do you feel about getting laid off via text? Cause that happened to me recently and I'm pretty pissed.
AlwaysGnarlyAlways
Man, thats cold. I would be pissed, too. Thats shady for a company to do that. Sorry, dude.
scottishwhisky
Thanks. I thought it was pretty shady too. Nothing I can do about it, unfortunately.
Mooxim
I'd much rather have that then not be told it had ended or be waiting for days for the phone call.
thiscaddyshacklovesgophers
Stop being such a temptation then, gosh.
thepastor
Maybe break up with someone because they aren't willing to make time for phone calls or face time? So a text is necessary. Still shitty tho
jimmityjammity
I inferred it was a 12 year old relationship (if you're talking about the 'Mormon boy' one).
Denvercoder09
As a "Mormon boy" to that guy... Don't you dare text break up. You can easily set up a meet and ttalk it through. No excuse
AlwaysGnarlyAlways
As a fellow "Mormon boy," I completely agree. If I'm ever young men's president, that will be our first mutual. No question.
AlwaysGnarlyAlways
Let me clarify, it doesn't matter the reason, what gender you are, or how old you are; breaking up via text is a shitty thing to do.
DarkCrawler901
Even if the person who you are breaking up with cheated on you? Or is abusive in some way? Or got busted for pedophilia?
zahare
If you could be in danger, ok. But as someone accused of cheating, is heartbreaking being dumped by text and can't defend yourself.
RenmasterX
DYREplus
Yeah, but who the fuck is Jessica?
katiokins
Took it as she was on her man's phone. Wanted to see how this chick would answer even if her names blatantly there. But yeah, you're right.
notoneiota
I thought it might have been the guy trying to shake off a crazy girlfriend or something.
lily10110
Yea. I've done that before. That's how I found out my ex was cheating on me. "Chloe". Bitch.
katiokins
I hope that was a long time ago and the pain is subsiding for you. I truly do. I am going through it now and it's excruciating. The worst.
lily10110
It's okay. I've been cheated on a couple times, I just don't like her as a person because she kinda like. Bragged about it.
katiokins
Disgusting. Sorry...
Nargg
If you can't take a little cheat, then you ain't doing it right....
inverse
How is she the bitch, when its your man cheating on you? You do realize these girls usually don't even know you exist.
lily10110
No, she knew about me. I had met her several times, even introduced her to the ex, then she told me that he cheated on me with(1/2)
lily10110
Extra:It's more how she acted afterwards, she posted on Tumblr a lot saying that if you don't sleep with a guy after a year you deserve it..
lily10110
her because I wouldn't sleep with him. (I was virgin and still 16.) THAT'S why she's a bitch. He's an ass too. But she bragged afterwards.(2
FriedBoiledEgg
The last one is my favourite.
ihateyogapants
I Hate When People Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word Though... r/cringeworthy
xristogur
who's willing to bet they're Asian...
whatismynameagain
That's the only one that didn't load... *sighs and refreshes page*
FriedBoiledEgg
I feel your pain. Sorry for the inconvenience I caused.
WhatDoYouThinkOfMyHat
It's overused
boognish115
I see you're used to seeing a lot of "I'm pregnant" texts.
MayorLittlefingerCarcetti
New to me.
th3kingslay3r
I just looked up the difference between favourite and favorite. American english removed the U, and brits and other countries kept it. 1/2
FriedBoiledEgg
I apologise for not using the American version. Whoops I did it again!
th3kingslay3r
2/2 THE MORE YOU KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
TheNamesTalcJamesTalcSpecialAntiCakedayAgent
But who has time to capitalize the first letter of every word?
BabyCumAngels
AT&T obviously does.
Nargg
Something AT&T would do...
ianpaschal
1. People I hate. You can post the most horrible, racist, obnoxious shit on the Internet, but it won't get my blood boiling until You Start
ianpaschal
2. Capitalising Every Damn Word. AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!1111oneoneone
wickeddarkdownhere
Jaden Smith
sergelo01
How Can Capital Letters Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?
wickeddarkdownhere
A Question, I Think, Fit For Neil DeGrasse Tyson
ChiefSokka
Yeah That Is A Truly Time Consuming Task That Is Not At All Worth It
MochaUnderscoreBean
It's Not Even Grammatically Correct.
MayorLittlefingerCarcetti
Who knew Jaden ran TurtleFacts?
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
YOU KNOW YOU SPELLED "Favorite" WRONG.!
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
FWIW...this reply is a play on the words of the referenced text exchange, and not a genuine display of ignorance...thank you!
rivalries
You know not everyone is American, right?
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
You know this was a "Joke", right?
FriedBoiledEgg
Yes God, I know :)
ohgodnowhy
yu know people can be sarcastic some times and that's what I think he was trying to do. unless he wasn't, then he's a complete idiot.
Maggiemypet
*Yu
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
I'm glad someone gets it!!!
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
Thank god someone gets it ;-)