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hedgiemomm
alexicanz
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT WE ARE
TheBoozehoundBitch
I got it done for my wedding. It was surprisingly not as bad as I expected! Not pleasant, mind you, but still not horrible
TheEcolitan
Screw that, get a woodsman'a pal and get it on. If you're not picking fuzz out of your back teeth, how would you know you did a good job?
ColonelButterBat
I don't mind a little fuzz. Just keep it trimmed so I feel welcome.
pompodompolus5000
Nether Regions ...
StinyZ
No pain no gain.
aesthesia1
to all the men that dont, you lazy shits.
dancingonair
Laser hair removal, way worse. Like getting hit with a rubber band about 100 times over and over. Done forever though.
Yahmhmm
As someone who had it done two days ago and still in pain, thank you.
OldSaintDickolas
You know you've got a true friend when she helps wax your peach.
Mustachi0
Me gusta la boosh
Sionas
Just keep it trimmed, and I'm fine. But if you wanna wax. You do you.
BigBearLover
I prefer trimmed crotch. Shaved under the arms and shaved ass. In both men and women.
CammieCakes
Most do it for comfort, not for men. Either way, it's weird.
mrdoctore
But i love a full bush?
Dani3113
I dont...I keep it trimmed and stuff but I don't like it hairless. It doesn't feel as good to me
bananamaniaman
Shaven Haven aint the the worst thing in the word!
mieuu
do you do yours?
xxsurferboyxx420
Nothing wrong with a little bush
Cuntard
it's all bout the shaped and trimmed bush with a nice clean undercarriage
BulletAnt93
I love bush but if it's like the Amazon rain forest down there it makes pigging out... Not super fun for me.
xxsurferboyxx420
Yeah I don't need my beard getting attached, physically or emmotionally to some other bush.
ImSlipplySlipperyStairs
Women* you colossal wanker.
Opportunist
To be fair, he *does* say 'wifey', so it works...sort of...a little...?
EarthmanDan
All the woman
morithum
No, there's just one of them.
gigbulp
Dammit
stabbedintheface
It's like watching someone stutter during dirty talk
myfathersregret
Yup. Like watching a slobbering train wreck.
GreatOdensWhiskers
Meh, I don't mind the fuzz
BookyBoo
Only if it's trimmed.
asliceofbread
well technically there's a part where a woman who waxes will get fuzzy and then pretty hairy before she can wax again
vaginadiner
Ah.. the "nether eye" from The Miller's Tale" 2nd in Geoffrey Chaucer's Canterbury Tales. No idea why, I posted this..
Opportunist
It couldn't possibly be related to your username? :P
xilstudio
I had to listen a long rant how men were not allowed to have preferences about that....
corsettedconfectioner
You're allowed to for sure ... just as I can prefer a man with shaved balls
Therearetoomanyusernames
Same. My husband trims the V and shaves the coin purse. I hate hacking up hair, dammit.
Joonbug
Oh, everyone should rightly like what they like. But my personal grooming decisions will never be dictated by someone else's preferences.
plentyofrabbits
A-Freaking-Men.
carn37lake
You guys are sick. I'm a 34 year old male and I don't see what's so sexy about looking like ur pre-teen down there. Yuk.
ImaginationJuice
woman's cookie doesn't look anything like teens, even hairless.
mechanimated
My bf shaves sometimes, I think for the little ego nudge, but I don't like it for this reason...or shaving myself. It's like a little kid...
abrakadumbass
i dont like hair in my food
BurtMacklinYouSOB
Love this response.
JohnJacobJingleHeimerSmitt
Congrats on having a sexual preference!
carn37lake
I didn't know, "of age" was considered a preference. I guess so tho. Yaa me!
TheSteenalizer
Liking a girl shaven doesn't mean liking a girl not "of age"
carn37lake
What are u telling me for? What do u care if I think you guys are weirdos?
Vitty
I'm not prepared to deal with that amount of pain just to have it grow back. I'm gonna get that shit lasered off permanently
CrosswalkNinja
That hurts too
Vitty
Yes but a few sessions of pain and it's gone
alexicanz
lol "a few sessions". Oh my sweet summer child....
Vitty
Yeah, a few. A few means 3 or more. 8 is more than three. My sister is a beauty technician and does laser hair removal, I know the process
CrosswalkNinja
Not forever. You have to do a series of 6-8, then do maintenance series every few years. Def better than waxing, but it's not a party
jwan
Husband and I have a deal. The day he waxes his, I'll wax mine.
ABillionDucks
I wax my shaft often. Lenny face.
Suzz21
I like you... *makes same deal with husband
Zreen
So you wax yours often then.
XenoHorse
Why not just trim and save both of your asses some pain. :P
Saraphi
Maybe they don't want the sensation of being poked by hundreds of little needles in their neither regions when the hair starts to grow out.
XenoHorse
I said trimming, not shaving. An electric razor won't make the hair sharp like a normal razor would.
ch3fboyRG
But real question, are you single?
jwan
Nope
jwan
Or rather... not last time I checked.
BrazilianThunderPanda
I dated a guy who preferred my mossy cottage to have as much ... ahem.. moss as possible. Different strokes for different folks.
SaladNoLettuce
Your username is awesome. +1 for that alone.
plentyofrabbits
Mine prefers this as well.
drinkyourjuiceshelby
I like a deep forest if you know what mean.,.. White woody woods. I like dick
mechanimated
Humans have hair on their crotch for a reason. Shaving or waxing significantly increases the risk of infection, irritation, ingrown hair, /1
mechanimated
spreading/catching STDs, and general discomfort. Seriously think twice before you do it. You're basically covering the skin near a sweaty /2
mechanimated
nook right by the spots you shit and piss from with hundreds of microcuts and abrasions (it doesn't matter how carefully you shave/wax). /3
BrazilianThunderPanda
All I heard was I have a healthy twat. :D
GreatWhiteCorvus
Ha! +1 for "mossy cottage".
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BrazilianThunderPanda
No ... still VERY mossy. Invasive even.
deancarrington
Id like to see proof of that :)
BrazilianThunderPanda
Ha! Trust me you do not. Invasive is being gentle.
deancarrington
The more invasive, the better!
isoversharing
THAT SHIT HURTS... I'm the real mvp.. I am..
maquila
I go to a place and it barely feels like anything. I don't know if my lady who does it just has magic hands or what...
captainlegzz
It's not that bad. Just get an esthetician who knows what she's doing and uses good wax. It will hurt every time but that's a given.
XenoHorse
Most guys don't really care if it's trimmed or waxed, as long as it's not the amazon forest down there. :P
kiwiweewee
Ooh same.
TheoLater
Respek
nutellanipplelicks
Try IPL (laser hair removal) doesn't hurt anywhere near as much and it's permanent, the hair doesn't grow back!
doesanyoneevenreadthese
But expensive, no?
nutellanipplelicks
A waxing Brazilian was $55 and IPL was $70 but you only need 6-8 sessions of IPL so in the long run you save so much money and time/hassle
nutellanipplelicks
My vagina is hairless now, it's the greatest thing I've ever done
loubli
did this 2 years ago, my hair's all grown back now (less dense though). and it cost like $400
nutellanipplelicks
It also works better on certain people, I'm sure fair with dark hair so IPL worked really well for me
loubli
I'm very fair with dark hair too. They said I was the ideal candidate! but if a letdown
nutellanipplelicks
Man that sucks, I'm wondering if possibly they didn't do it correctly
nutellanipplelicks
You have to get it done once every 4 months or so to keep it at bay
loubli
well no fucking way am i paying $400 every 4 months. i had 6 treatments as advised and was told it would last.
nutellanipplelicks
Noooo you don't get the full treatment haha you just get one session! So about $70
nutellanipplelicks
Feel free to PM me and I can explain a little bit more if you like :)
Surrealle
Went from having it done professionally to doing it myself. Oddly, doing it myself hurts a lot less. (though I can also wax more often now)
aremyeyesgreen
What brand is best? Every time I've tried it I just end up peeling wax off and the hair stays
Surrealle
Dunno about best but I use Gigi hard wax. It's messy (wear gloves) and there's a learning curve, but it works
SupaGrova
Can agree! I did it just last night. Still have wax stuck on my arms lol
misskelliekel
How?!! I tried and I could not do it!! It hurt so much and I couldn't pull it off. I would much rather pay someone to do it.
Surrealle
It really helps to do it more often than you would at the salon. Also, I had it professionally done a few times first to learn how
isoversharing
I have always done it myself. It's tough, but hair is just so gross.
aremyeyesgreen
What brand do you use? Any time I've tried it doesn't work
isoversharing
Look for something sugar based. It's sticky but comes off with oil. You will need to warm it so that it is soft enough to spread like butter
isoversharing
on your skin. Then get some plain cotton strips (home made). Well, you know the rest.
gigbulp
I get my eyebrows done and I can imagine putting my nuts through that
UnpopularOpinionsAndConfessionsThatMayOrNotBeTrue
DeanP3456562456456
It makes them reallllllllly smooth though. It's nice if you get a breeze.
Themanman
Mmmmm. I like balls
isoversharing
the surface of your nuts probably isn't as sensitive as the rest. But if you shave them, clean those hairs off. Fucking ball hairs man.
BungusAmungus
Shaving causes soooo much skin irritation though.
FranticHalibut
Nah
FartLongerNotHarder
I had the same issue, then researched how to shave my sack n stuff, started using ultra sensitive shaving cream, no after stuff of any kind
BungusAmungus
It's the stubbles that bother me though. I just use an electric razor to get the most of it down. Not completely smooth but it works.
loubli
so does waxing though
TheOtto
how do you even shave balls without cutting it all to shit. that always confused me
isoversharing
I don't know. Ask a man who shaves his balls that question.
WTFyus
Use cold water to get em all tought first
isoversharing
This guy knows what he's talking about @TheOtto
TheOtto
mine just get shriveled up. cold water doesn't help. Tried it once lol
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
YOU COULD TRY STRETCHING THE SKIN OUT LIKE A BAT WING. THAT GETS RID OF WRINKLES.
henslk3
Fuck this got me
TheOtto
I would rather not risk it lol. That sounds like a recipe for getting a cut
Flamingosbitch
I fucking love this post
Reiliana
As a transwoman who shaves literally all body hair, pretty much