Nintendo Porn

Jun 6, 2016 11:50 PM

TINYRICKMOTHAFUCKAS

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A Real Nintendo fan

This was tearjerking

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Google shows me a very different kind of Nintendo porn.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can fap to this. No doubt.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Prepare for influx of "take my money now" posts

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That drawing really came to life, great job op ;)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah, to have no children

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Always amazes me what a bit of stain and clear coat will do to wood.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Ooooooh! I NEED THIS!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

niiiicccceeeeeee

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love how shit of a drawing that reference sketch was and howit turned into that amazing final result

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Porn with no mature tag.. Tsk tsk

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@mistersocrates

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sick nasty. Forgetticus!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dat blueprint design tho.

9 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 0

Looks like a colin furze blueprint, which means it will turn out awesome!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I can hear myself getting erect.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That must be one loud ass erection

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As oppose to nintendo porn http://imgur.com/r/nintendo/eJVwpEA

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is amazing! Good work, sir!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hummed the Mario theme the whole time.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You, Sir, have won my upvote for the day

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I thought of something alot different based on the title

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This made me go full white girl because I literally cannot EVEN with this. *Throws money*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This made me unbelievably horny

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well this isn't the type of Nintendo porn I'd hoped for, but I guess it'll have to do

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 2

Sigh... *unzips*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hmph. I expected peach tiddies

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

or daisy`s peach

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

rule 34

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah I was gonna share this on Facebook but I guess not.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@iateacrayon

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Custom Nintendo table AND Battletanx?! Count me in!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That game was my childhood

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same. My bro and I would play it all jacked up on Coca Cola. I always chose Madison's Militia Haha

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also road rash.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just for clarification: I did not make this. I just hadn't seen it on imgur before.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

I was thinking that or you made the exact same one

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And here I was about to ask why you set up an N64 Party Table without having Smash 64 in any of the images. I know not at whom to be livid.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know right? That game still is the shit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You are one magical nerd.... I'll buy one from you

9 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

This is from 2014, and not OP's work

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

He'll gladly take your money though, @Vltor. Right @OP?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yup

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Let me be the fist to say, "Get your damn feet off the table!" (Irony: )

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

I have those same socks... For a second there I literally thought you were me..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really? :O Aren't they comfortable?!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are, but they could be a little thicker

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It gets hot as hell down here so I like that they breathe well.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great work! How could you let that dude not use a coaster?!?

9 years ago | Likes 462 Dislikes 9

Idk how he could put a cold beer on an unfinished table, you monster!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably used a nice polyurethane coating. Gives it high gloss and waterproofing.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Found the nerd

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

If he used the right stain then it won't leave a ring.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

But what if he didn't? *DUN DUN DUN*

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Then he will probably fix it. Chances are he knows how. *DUN DUN DUN*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"That dudes" coffee is in a coozie, you dingus.

9 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 9

The actual fuck is a coozie?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thought it was a shake until this.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Same!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought it was an orange mocha frappuccino

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Holy shit that username

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dingus... Im crying. Hahahaha...

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

You doosel dorf!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

All that work and this nigga playing on a 32 inch TV...

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

Try playing mario cart on a 55"... I swear the pixels are the size of baseballls

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

And from across the room.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trial and error. I'm sure he will get around to it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he could at least drag the couch closer

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Jul 29, 2018 2:14 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Go on. I would like to play on my hdtv what is an upscaler?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

[1] You need an upscaler because HDTVs aren't "friendly" to this generation of consoles. They were made for CRT monitors/TVs.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

[ps] BTW, Lightgun games will not work on HDTVs. i.e.: Duck Hunt

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[3] I suggest forgoing the frustration, buy an old, large CRT TV to use for your older consoles.

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[2] Even then some games won't play well, or at the very least won't play as well, as they would on a CRT TV.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0