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May 7, 2019 12:20 AM
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NowShowButthole
Same but right now.
vulcankin
Omg this got me
Nathanfake
The erection?
vulcankin
Haha
Shjohn
you really have absolutely no control over your thoughts or bodily reactions and the doctors know that, it's kinda freing to know
Medievaljedi
My prostate exam went terrible. Half way through the exam, the doctor shouted: "Look! No hands!"
ResoluteDuck
"Massive"
Beholdmybarrenfieldoffuks
Did you moan another doctor’s name too?
Rapturr
Wait what was the bad part?
NewToTheEnterwbs
Was it a lady doctor? Did she laugh? Did they all laugh? I'm not crying!
AmityvilleHodor
Shouldn't both those penguin panels be red??
Imjusthereforagoodtimesofightme
That’s all red there buddy
RetardVillain
Zigor22
I was waiting for it to get slammed in the door
FullMetal55
remember one hand on the shoulder during the test is fine... 2 is reason to be concerned...
IPostBillNyeScienceGifs
RetardVillain
NZSheeps
What if there are three?
OutrageousHemmorhoid
That train can’t be stopped
jt005
The fuck train has no brakes
gibbinthegremlin
I am at the docs office and this made me laugh...doc had to take a hand off my shoulder..he whispered i had nothing to worry about
Hueghman
Sweetnlowdaddy
"massive"...lets not get crazy here OP.
kerrigan778
Better than a massive enlarged prostate?
tls72
bigdog838
it moved, Jerry!!! It moved!
jarnold3682000
Could have been worse, you could have had a tiny erection the whole time.
Kaelnayyan
In the words of Jeff Foxworthy, “what’s the downside to this argument?”
cyanideslushie
I remember when I had my prostate checked, the doctor was nice enough to massage both my shoulders to calm me during it
SandwichMastery
LOL
CuteLukePatoot
Eh, your g-spot is up your butt and it happens to plenty of other guys getting the probe'n'poke.
PiGiSpi
That sucks, because you're literally the only man to have had that happen to. It has never happened to anyone else. You must be embarassed.
HamDangler4TheAngleOfTheDangle
OP at every Doctor visit
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ExiieWolf
Its a common thing that happens. Your doctor was not surprised by it.
shortwarrior
It was an unexpected surprise, but a welcome one.
SuperTacticalSandwich
"massive". Sure
Johnny5dicks
Whose erection did you have?
buttwheek
Did he call you in the morning?
apesnake
woozle
tipsytturtle
I can't wait for my first one. Going to start working on my one liners for it.
mickison
Same time tomorrow, doc?
theshinobi23
You haven't gotten your first erection yet?
Slonchman
Tenugui
BiomechPhoenix
At least he's vaccinated
banjak
You or the Doctor?
muhvitus
asking the real questions
MacKelvey
Perfect.
AgentOfEarth616
yumyums
The guy with the video cam
BoomMic
TinFoilKat
PleatherChaps
^needs more upvotes
PopeyeTheSailor
Male G-spot, just FYI... i let you choose what you do with that info
Sorvadi
Asking the real questions...
MericanFunkYeah
StaticSpark
Larirari
LordReverend
EyeFarted
Yes
idontwannayoucantmakeme
Man I'm high as fuck right now and can't stop laughing at this
LivesAtTheFootOfTheMatterhorn
Hahaha shit same
Mybrotherismyhomie
@OP. You know there is a blood test? The finger was for their pleasure.
CaldariBob
But they need to palpate it. You know... to look for masses. Yessir. Masses.
pogoblaster
“I’ll need my glasses to check asses for masses.” said Horton......from Horton Hears a Ooooo!
PeerPressureMadeMeDoIt
Haha but in all seriousness 10% of prostate cancer won't be screened by the blood work but will be found through rectal exam
pogoblaster
*your
iggylights
Hey doc, where is your other hand?
YouHadMeAtAsian
Both his hands were on @OPs shoulders...
VelociRyan
BeesKneesJohanson
My father keeps refusing his. Says he’d rather have the reaper take him than have another man’s hand up his ass.
NarwhalNarwhalSwimmingInTheOcean
Once bitten, twice shy.
mickison
It’s possible he’ll get his wish
Logoth
Get him a female doc.
BeesKneesJohanson
I think that’d just make him uncomfortable. It’s annoying because he’s just stubborn about this, but I’ve been telling him for a long time.
88wut
They have the poop tests that doesn’t have the butt exam
BeesKneesJohanson
Really? For prostate? He may just be more willing to accept that.
88wut
Actually its a test for colorectal cancer and polyps. Not sure if it’s similar.
PiGiSpi
Yeesh, imagine being that insecure about your own sexuality
BeesKneesJohanson
Should probably read my edit somewhere around here, not a sexuality issue...he just doesn’t want anyone man or woman to do it.
dietderpsy
Just get a female doctor.
BeesKneesJohanson
I should probably point out that my father is not only afraid of male doctors doing this, it applies to any doctor. My I’ll use of words...
BeesKneesJohanson
Has caused confusion in people and they seem to think this is a homophobic issue. It is not. This is just fear of being vulnerable and...
BeesKneesJohanson
Ignorance on the matter of medical treatments available for this examination. Strongly coupled with stubbornness.
azgrak
Tell him to get cremated. Otherwise they insert a butt plug to prevent leakage.
MiniTofu
LOL
filben7
Honestly, prostate cancer is a 100% certainty in men if they live long enough and not a cause for concern unless you have symptoms.
Stratego89
Your... father's an idiot... yeah?
BeesKneesJohanson
Why an idiot? I’d say ignorant of medical procedures, but that’s no reason to call him an idiot.
peachesforme
it's his ignorance about anything touching the butt being gay that makes him an idiot. he knows the medical procedure and refuses it for tha
BeesKneesJohanson
I don’t think he’d enjoy it from a woman either. I’ll make an edit, because the inherent sexism cane from me by using man instead of person.
textilelover
"Buttplay is gay." Whether a man or woman is the doctor, I don't think it changes his idea that anything up your butt makes you gay.
NZSheeps
https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/psa-test/about/pac-20384731
thedudeman519
He does know that women can be doctors now right?
BeesKneesJohanson
I’m sure he does, I’m sure it’s also uncomfortable for him since he’s an older gent to have it be done by a woman. Even if his youngest...
BeesKneesJohanson
Sister used to be an MD as well.
thedudeman519
HE should get your aunt to do it.
BeesKneesJohanson
It’s gonna be hard to do, she’s been dead for the past seven years or so.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
Awkward enough having a female doctor check my balls..having them go near the back door is dual sided: smaller fingers typically but awkward
TheRowsdowermobile
No shame in that, straight or gay if you get your prostate fondled you're probably gonna cop a stiffy.
RHFiesling
what if it doesnt?
tehchich
Prostate stimulation actually makes me lose my erection. It feels nice but I just don't get hard from it. ;C
WriterofPurple
I would encourage @OP to enjoy this new discovery with a consenting adult.
10inchesoffloppyclownshoe
wondersquid
Some people like butt stuff. Get over it.
10inchesoffloppyclownshoe
Horrible
inkbone
You sound like an adventurous person... is vanilla your favorite flavor?
HighwayStar
I can ejaculate just fune already thankyou
eddythep
And it’s possible you could ejaculate
eddythep
And yes I am speaking from experience
FriteSauce
TitillatingPterodactyl
Do you cuddle after?
RX7zx6r
eddythep
No. But the doc did buy me a drink after
joc101
What about a complimentary lollipop?
AwwDamn321
“Cop a stiffy”. Quote of 2019 everybody.
uptaco
"Cop a stiffy" is much older than this year but I'm more than happy to put it on record.
3wattbulb
Cop a Stifler?
valkyrie9
More like 1992
blueberrypuncakes
Better than Stiff a coppy?
SerenePrincess013
Stiffy a cop?
Thecynicalspud
"stiffy a cop, comin straight from the underground" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
SerenePrincess013
Depends on who you ask. The cop friend of mine I just told about this thread is still laughing his ass off.
StubaSceve
Crack a fat is more my speed
diddleysquin
It's a common phrase...
Pulguitaundertherain
Really? Why is that?
TheBestRussian
Some dudes get aroused by prostate stimulation. Some do not. Gay or straight is irrelevant.
RhuarcOfTheTaardadAiel
Pulguitaundertherain
That’s so cool
spiralshark
The prostate stores seminal fluid, and when its stimulated by pressure many men feel sexual arousal/pleasure akin to regular penis stuff
BitchMoo
So professional sounding... then: "regular penis stuff"
NotMyUsualOnlineName
"it's the male equivalent to the g-spot"