Sep 4, 2020 3:59 PM
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marcusrubinus
Grow vines
teknochode
I would soak the body in a nice mix of Ethanol and Methylene chloride. Should get you down to bare metal within minutes !
len0k
Stop! Just, stop..... Perfect! ?
MrKibbs
For anyone confused the cars body is fiber glass and not metal.
Lizardlips
isnt that meant to be fiber glass?
57rescraft9
Oh you'll get to metal--support bracketts, frame rails, etc.
MuseumJunky512
But have developed a nasty chest cough, for some reason…
jonklein611
Previous owner used a TON of bondo, keep at it! ?
ixL247
?
tenaciousOther
this flew over a lot of peoples heads
XxmethuselahxX
Shoutrr
when he started it was a humvee
OneUpperSteve
I love cars that you have to crawl/fall into.
6ixfingeredman1
TJs05
Ultimate weight reduction
NotaCPA
OH SWEET JESUS
EggFooYung
Fiberglass deathtraps.
YouEatYellowSnow
It is probably stronger than the metal on most modern cars. The bumpers are the same.
Ireadtoomuch
Id rather have crumple zones on the car instead of my body
bluejitzu127001
They are fiber glass guy....
cxthompson
If only there was a clue in the title..
Nolurkeranymore
It is funny because Chevrolet had so much paint on it?
CrypticRetard
Body is made of fiberglass panels, not metal.
Oh. Ok.Thanks for that info!
NeonNishi
What's going on in this picture?
brickforpresident
Corvettes of that year have fiberglass body panels not metal
ergrey
All corvettes of every year have fiberglass bodies.
924Carrera
In fact, Corvettes of every year have fiberglass body panels
FeloniousMonk13
Get a belt sander, goes way faster ?
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
just sandblast it and move on with your day
manthraxx
If you take that down to the bare metal, all you have left is a frame and an engine block
Richter12x2
And then it'll be time for the REAL fun to begin. Vette-kart anyone?
beenpostingsince
Hmm. Intriguing. The person making the image didn't know this and posted it for guidance on this topic. Thank you.
Thefear1984
Yakeshinu
norwad
Then also have my favorite:
Also also, same.
ThirdRockParty
Wow.
misscarparty
Very nice car! Love stingray's!
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
*Stingrays
onefukkedduck
You should look into how much of a piece of shit this thing is
NickRivieraMD
this is so saddening, I've fantasized about a stingray since I was a kid
Keep dreaming of a 1964 split window
TheLeftNugget
It actually hates cancer patients.
searsjm79
I've been in a bad mood, but this made me laugh.
Pikka
Could you point a guy in the right direction?
Most everything is a bust. If you can get a Corvette for $5k then you know it's an issue
eyemastervideo5
Do I have to ruin the fun for everyone who don't know it's not metal body panels?
Ridicrule
Fiberglass
ruferto
No, now we know it's a joke. I didn't before
Captainawesomething
I mean I didn’t, but the title?
AsidRayne1245
It's not fun for us who don't get it. That how inside jokes work!
leviunable
Only a few knew the truth that he zr series has fiberglass
BooksBooksBooksBooksBooks
Thank you for ruining it for me, I didn't understand what was going on.
StormBurnX
That's what the title is for, for literate humans at least.
TTS281
Keep going. You’ll know when you get there
jjw9
A test of his “mettle” ;-)
Spootanany
I hate it when people tell me I'll know it when it happens. Please don't underestimate my capacity for ineptitude.
hgfurgyhauh4uhghghuhgiqguhniij
Incorrect use of Bondo.
wozat
https://comicvine.gamespot.com/bondo-man/4005-26523/
ArcheiaSophiaMetatronsWife
Fiberglass body....no metal to get to
I know... but the Bondo... it's done all wrong.
YourCatPower
use 30-40 grits, it will go way faster
good
Iamjustgreat
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LordofSandvich
Use 1/100 grit and it'll be gone in no time
(that's hitting it with a 1.9m-diameter rock)
theFBIguy
How many hogs is that?
krillin123499
No use 5000 grit it will take years lol
TheDicksGuy
Gotta have a hobby to keep you away from the kids.
Henchman1
I read this as "girls" and had several questions
DooksandPooks
Just drive into a dust storm. Problem solved.
Skidmarksteev
dnsmith21889
I've heard of grits just never actually seen grits
Gutpilegutezeit
It's available at any Waffle House. Just walk in and tell them you need grits for your car, they'll hook ya up.
Asadsadsadclown
Yoots.
snowgloom
How coarse sandpaper is oh, different grades for different projects
shoulkion
What grit is a fist sized rock because you gotta be close
justripit
16grit should work. Used it on bowling ally’s and basketball courts
Muttons1337
I remember when we still had wood lanes. Ran out of wood to do the routine cuts. Had to make the switch to synthetic lanes after that...
TheRicM
Picture for reference, in case anyone was wondering what that looked like
screenaholic
Man it's been a while since I've had some grits. Now I want grits.
Proffesional1Downer
That’s way more than 30-40
Love me some Mitch
whatseventhepointt
Still baffles the mind that someone decided to make what is effectively sand out of corn and then somehow convince people its an edible food
commonmind872
Grits? Grits are the shit buddy! Shrimp and grits with XO sauce and hot sauce is very hard to beat
It’s like eating buttery sand man. Can’t do em. Ever since I was little
PorkFriedSquirrel
At least it's the worst Corvette
[deleted]
The '83 was the best
SteelTech
C3s make awesome restomods
Bovisstercus
The C3 is the prettiest of all the Vettes.
hotdoginathermos
So like, a Corvette?
R100GSPD
They look cool, but they are terrible.
imgursample
Shutcho mouth! 84 is the worst.
BaddyOneShoe
You can do cool things with one. My dad and I are building a '78 with a 68 L88 theme. In 68 the same chassis had the L88 427 with 600+hp.
L88 was closer to ~550, with Chevy claiming 435.
The one at pure stock drags that won the event a few years back dynoed at 603. Granted, that one was perfect, but still. What a beast!
stulfer
He should sand that down to trash compactor
BrickSniper33
God, why can’t they just go back to making the 50’s models?
SanchoPliskin
Ford tried that with the Thunderbird. It was pretty terrible.
Fuck, when was this? The ‘57 T-bird is my favorite car.
onecowboytoo
Early 2000's, late 90s I think? It wasn't awful, it just wasn't nearly as sexy as the C1.
jbcars4life
Trashing the C3 for being the unfortunate generation to live through the oil crisis is an unnecessary insult.
supraman2turbo
454s do drop right into C3s or so Ive been told....they suddenly get less slow
That's fair, but when your V8 makes like 200HP there's a lot to be said. =/
That goes right back to the restrictions placed on it in a matter of months. It took until the C4 for GM to get decent power w/ regulations
It's not as tho GM developed a whole new engine to meet emissions standards. They had to make the existing design compliant.
For the Corvette the result of the oil crisis was the development of the LT1. It took years to develop that engine. If they had a magic wand
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
Try 165HP in the '75.
filben7
The C4 has entered the chat.
CoyoteWill
C3's are only good for munchkins under 5'8" who like the look of a melted batmobile
Peachos
C4 at least had the ZR1 leading the way for the c6/7 versions. The t-top era had the most horrific design, performance & economy.
hammersquirrel
While the 98 pace car was pretty horrific, as well as the 84 - I think the worst ones were gen 1. Gaudy & underpowered. If the late 60s >
Cars weren’t made, they would never have attained the mystique that they have. C5 and newer are without a doubt the best
In terms of performance, not looks.
I mean both
I'd take one over these C3 abominations any day of the week.
The C3 is my favorite body style. With some sidepipes... damn fine looking. Besides, everything sucked in the 70s.
MrSomeonesHero
But the C3 started in 1969.... also they sucked the power out of everything in 75. 72 and under are the best vettes.
Yourmomshouz
Started in 68. 68-72 had the chrome front and rear bumpers.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
Your mom sure did
BWorking
If she did then how did he get here? ???
Early c3 were beautiful & were monsters for circuit racing, but the 2and half of c3 was the Worst versions made aside from specific models.
Frankly I find late c1-c2 were my favorite, dominating with the split rear window & side pipes. Hard to get a more iconic model
onthe6ball
71 and earlier C3's were beasts. HP dropped from 350 to 180 with federal low compression engines.
donthaveonebrojustlurk
Hear hear
marcusrubinus
Grow vines
teknochode
I would soak the body in a nice mix of Ethanol and Methylene chloride. Should get you down to bare metal within minutes !
len0k
Stop! Just, stop..... Perfect! ?
MrKibbs
For anyone confused the cars body is fiber glass and not metal.
Lizardlips
isnt that meant to be fiber glass?
57rescraft9
Oh you'll get to metal--support bracketts, frame rails, etc.
MuseumJunky512
But have developed a nasty chest cough, for some reason…
jonklein611
Previous owner used a TON of bondo, keep at it! ?
ixL247
?
tenaciousOther
this flew over a lot of peoples heads
XxmethuselahxX
Shoutrr
when he started it was a humvee
OneUpperSteve
I love cars that you have to crawl/fall into.
6ixfingeredman1
TJs05
Ultimate weight reduction
NotaCPA
OH SWEET JESUS
EggFooYung
Fiberglass deathtraps.
YouEatYellowSnow
It is probably stronger than the metal on most modern cars. The bumpers are the same.
Ireadtoomuch
Id rather have crumple zones on the car instead of my body
bluejitzu127001
They are fiber glass guy....
cxthompson
If only there was a clue in the title..
Nolurkeranymore
It is funny because Chevrolet had so much paint on it?
CrypticRetard
Body is made of fiberglass panels, not metal.
Nolurkeranymore
Oh. Ok.Thanks for that info!
NeonNishi
What's going on in this picture?
brickforpresident
Corvettes of that year have fiberglass body panels not metal
ergrey
All corvettes of every year have fiberglass bodies.
924Carrera
In fact, Corvettes of every year have fiberglass body panels
FeloniousMonk13
Get a belt sander, goes way faster ?
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
just sandblast it and move on with your day
manthraxx
If you take that down to the bare metal, all you have left is a frame and an engine block
Richter12x2
And then it'll be time for the REAL fun to begin. Vette-kart anyone?
beenpostingsince
Hmm. Intriguing. The person making the image didn't know this and posted it for guidance on this topic. Thank you.
Thefear1984
Yakeshinu
norwad
Yakeshinu
Then also have my favorite:
Yakeshinu
Also also, same.
ThirdRockParty
Wow.
misscarparty
Very nice car! Love stingray's!
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
*Stingrays
onefukkedduck
You should look into how much of a piece of shit this thing is
NickRivieraMD
this is so saddening, I've fantasized about a stingray since I was a kid
onefukkedduck
Keep dreaming of a 1964 split window
TheLeftNugget
It actually hates cancer patients.
searsjm79
I've been in a bad mood, but this made me laugh.
Pikka
Could you point a guy in the right direction?
onefukkedduck
Most everything is a bust. If you can get a Corvette for $5k then you know it's an issue
eyemastervideo5
Do I have to ruin the fun for everyone who don't know it's not metal body panels?
Ridicrule
Fiberglass
ruferto
No, now we know it's a joke. I didn't before
Captainawesomething
I mean I didn’t, but the title?
AsidRayne1245
It's not fun for us who don't get it. That how inside jokes work!
leviunable
Only a few knew the truth that he zr series has fiberglass
BooksBooksBooksBooksBooks
Thank you for ruining it for me, I didn't understand what was going on.
StormBurnX
That's what the title is for, for literate humans at least.
TTS281
Keep going. You’ll know when you get there
jjw9
A test of his “mettle” ;-)
Spootanany
I hate it when people tell me I'll know it when it happens. Please don't underestimate my capacity for ineptitude.
hgfurgyhauh4uhghghuhgiqguhniij
Incorrect use of Bondo.
wozat
https://comicvine.gamespot.com/bondo-man/4005-26523/
ArcheiaSophiaMetatronsWife
Fiberglass body....no metal to get to
hgfurgyhauh4uhghghuhgiqguhniij
I know... but the Bondo... it's done all wrong.
YourCatPower
use 30-40 grits, it will go way faster
YourCatPower
good
Iamjustgreat
Mh h 555665656655666666565555656465tt5ttttttt6tt6ttt655556ttt55t5t655555t5t6ttt55t6tttt6utt5t5t5t656t5b5657755676tt57555tb75555555555555555t
LordofSandvich
Use 1/100 grit and it'll be gone in no time
LordofSandvich
(that's hitting it with a 1.9m-diameter rock)
theFBIguy
How many hogs is that?
krillin123499
No use 5000 grit it will take years lol
TheDicksGuy
Gotta have a hobby to keep you away from the kids.
Henchman1
I read this as "girls" and had several questions
DooksandPooks
Just drive into a dust storm. Problem solved.
Skidmarksteev
dnsmith21889
I've heard of grits just never actually seen grits
Gutpilegutezeit
It's available at any Waffle House. Just walk in and tell them you need grits for your car, they'll hook ya up.
Asadsadsadclown
Yoots.
snowgloom
How coarse sandpaper is oh, different grades for different projects
shoulkion
What grit is a fist sized rock because you gotta be close
justripit
16grit should work. Used it on bowling ally’s and basketball courts
Muttons1337
I remember when we still had wood lanes. Ran out of wood to do the routine cuts. Had to make the switch to synthetic lanes after that...
TheRicM
Picture for reference, in case anyone was wondering what that looked like
screenaholic
Man it's been a while since I've had some grits. Now I want grits.
Proffesional1Downer
That’s way more than 30-40
TheRicM
Proffesional1Downer
Love me some Mitch
whatseventhepointt
Still baffles the mind that someone decided to make what is effectively sand out of corn and then somehow convince people its an edible food
commonmind872
Grits? Grits are the shit buddy! Shrimp and grits with XO sauce and hot sauce is very hard to beat
whatseventhepointt
It’s like eating buttery sand man. Can’t do em. Ever since I was little
PorkFriedSquirrel
At least it's the worst Corvette
[deleted]
[deleted]
PorkFriedSquirrel
The '83 was the best
SteelTech
C3s make awesome restomods
Bovisstercus
The C3 is the prettiest of all the Vettes.
hotdoginathermos
So like, a Corvette?
R100GSPD
They look cool, but they are terrible.
imgursample
Shutcho mouth! 84 is the worst.
BaddyOneShoe
You can do cool things with one. My dad and I are building a '78 with a 68 L88 theme. In 68 the same chassis had the L88 427 with 600+hp.
PorkFriedSquirrel
L88 was closer to ~550, with Chevy claiming 435.
BaddyOneShoe
The one at pure stock drags that won the event a few years back dynoed at 603. Granted, that one was perfect, but still. What a beast!
stulfer
He should sand that down to trash compactor
BrickSniper33
God, why can’t they just go back to making the 50’s models?
SanchoPliskin
Ford tried that with the Thunderbird. It was pretty terrible.
BrickSniper33
Fuck, when was this? The ‘57 T-bird is my favorite car.
onecowboytoo
TheLeftNugget
Early 2000's, late 90s I think? It wasn't awful, it just wasn't nearly as sexy as the C1.
jbcars4life
Trashing the C3 for being the unfortunate generation to live through the oil crisis is an unnecessary insult.
supraman2turbo
454s do drop right into C3s or so Ive been told....they suddenly get less slow
PorkFriedSquirrel
That's fair, but when your V8 makes like 200HP there's a lot to be said. =/
jbcars4life
That goes right back to the restrictions placed on it in a matter of months. It took until the C4 for GM to get decent power w/ regulations
jbcars4life
It's not as tho GM developed a whole new engine to meet emissions standards. They had to make the existing design compliant.
jbcars4life
For the Corvette the result of the oil crisis was the development of the LT1. It took years to develop that engine. If they had a magic wand
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
Try 165HP in the '75.
filben7
The C4 has entered the chat.
CoyoteWill
C3's are only good for munchkins under 5'8" who like the look of a melted batmobile
Peachos
C4 at least had the ZR1 leading the way for the c6/7 versions. The t-top era had the most horrific design, performance & economy.
hammersquirrel
While the 98 pace car was pretty horrific, as well as the 84 - I think the worst ones were gen 1. Gaudy & underpowered. If the late 60s >
hammersquirrel
Cars weren’t made, they would never have attained the mystique that they have. C5 and newer are without a doubt the best
filben7
In terms of performance, not looks.
hammersquirrel
I mean both
PorkFriedSquirrel
I'd take one over these C3 abominations any day of the week.
filben7
The C3 is my favorite body style. With some sidepipes... damn fine looking. Besides, everything sucked in the 70s.
MrSomeonesHero
But the C3 started in 1969.... also they sucked the power out of everything in 75. 72 and under are the best vettes.
Yourmomshouz
Started in 68. 68-72 had the chrome front and rear bumpers.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
Your mom sure did
BWorking
If she did then how did he get here? ???
Peachos
Early c3 were beautiful & were monsters for circuit racing, but the 2and half of c3 was the Worst versions made aside from specific models.
Peachos
Frankly I find late c1-c2 were my favorite, dominating with the split rear window & side pipes. Hard to get a more iconic model
onthe6ball
71 and earlier C3's were beasts. HP dropped from 350 to 180 with federal low compression engines.
donthaveonebrojustlurk
Hear hear