My sons think I won’t make this my first imgur post. What they don’t know, is I’m way cooler than them.

Mar 17, 2018 2:28 PM

debsteve312

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Mmmh, eggs

See @funkpandaman and @ChrisRye to help prove me right.

One of us! One of us!

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Snoke?

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Moms rule!

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i always upvote putting kids in their gotdang place.

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slipknot unveil new drummer

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Her kids -

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From what I'm seeing, correct me if I'm wrong but your skin seems to be falling off and your about to consume it?

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I loved growing up into my adulthood years and recognizing that without question, my father was and is much cooler than me. Took too long.

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Oh Gluten my son, please spare them

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I AM NOT AN ANIMAL

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Is .... is that food?

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If this doesn't work out, boy will you have egg on your fa-nevermind.

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Instructions unclear. Went to work out. Had a raw egg. Running up philli staircase and challenging ivan drogo to a WBC Title fight.

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+1 for mom shirt!

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Looks like leather face just need a chain saw !!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I have that same shirt!!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not today... HA! Love it. Makes it so much better.

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You mearly adopted the egg. I was poached in it scrambled by it, I didn't see the pan until I hatched and by then it was only sunnyside up!

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I loved you in the movie Mask.

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That's not Jim Carrey.

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What they get for egging you on

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What is that she’s holding?

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The crispy fried remainder of her sons' dignity.

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These are the things that happen at our house as I calmly drink my coffee at the breakfast table...

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That makes me think of Gary Oldman in that 2001 Hannibal movie.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I read that as Gary Coleman. That was an interesting mental image

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was just looking for a screen grab of that! It's uncanny and terrifying.

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I didn't think it was very realistic in the movie, Turns out, its pretty realistic.

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Ah ah ah ah stayin alive.

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Cool, I got to be your 10,000th upvote. My week is conplete

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Congratulations and thank you! It amazes me that this got so many upvotes. I was just acting silly at breakfast. What a world we live in!

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In 1998 didn't Undertaker throw you off the top of Hell in a Cell cage, and you plummeted 16 ft through the announcers table?

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BAAAH GAWWD!!! YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!!! HE'S PARALYZED!!!

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AS GOD IS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!

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*God As My Witness

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Oh how I miss that guy, he got me every damn time lol

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More like... slice of the lambs

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This woman was stricken with a deadly skin condition. Upvote for 1 prayer, favorite for 10 prayers. Sadly, 97% of people will ignore this.

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One of the most underrated movies ever

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Yes!!! I love cable guy so much

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"Thip-thip-thip-thip"

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Good oc wasted in the comments

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This was the only thing i thought of when i saw this post.

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What is this from?

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The Cable Guy. Widely regarded as Jim Carrey's worst movie. But I actually really enjoyed it.

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It puts the lotion on the skin...

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naw its EggOnMYFace the sister to Leatherface

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Precious!

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Or it gets the hose again

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Put the fucking lotion on!!

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Just want to see how long this gif lasts

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How long will this last?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm86I_kezVY --> Greenskeeper - Lotion; a nice song about that scene

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I love this song. It freaks people rigjt the hell out when lined up with the movie scenes.

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Omg, mom

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I read this comment in a cringey Cartman voice

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Your mom is 100% cooler than you. Accept it.

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Your mom is cool as hell and now I want to be her best friend.

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My thoughts exactly

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your mom is cooler than you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So... you both end up with egg on your face/

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Mom makes front page instantly. Classic.

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Your ma just surpassed both you boys in points with a single post. Take this as a lesson, the lesson being your mom is cooler than you.

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Check your math sock.

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I said both of them, not both of them collectively. I said exactly what I meant to say.

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Fair enough. Just showing how it was interpreted.

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This is actually a good life lesson. Don't give a fuck what others think of you. Just have fun.

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Also never make bets you can’t afford to lose. You never know when someone will defy expectations.

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Your mom is cooler than you'll ever be. Just so you know.

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"cooler"

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Way more coolerer

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100% heard that in Tiny Plaid Ninjas' voice. 10/10

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So .... is your mom single?

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She has the look but isn't a sheep mate

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But she could be a sheep-mate

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She has a wedding ring on. Too slow bruh.

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This coming from someone who replies to a comment 12 days later? :p

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Joke's on you. I... I honestly don't remember what the original intent of this was.

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I laughed so loud I woke up two cats in the house. I wish I could give this 1800 +1s.

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Ok that seals it, you are definitely cooler

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Omg the best.

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You rockstar mom !!

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This is how you win at parenting. Well done

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Madam, you win the internet today!

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Even your gif reactions game is strong. Welcome to the imgur community

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I love this

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

5/7 memeage, you are truly one of us.

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Are you currently accepting new sons?

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Ah-the sweet, sweet satisfaction of humiliating your children. Love it!

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

I can't upvote this enough. @ExtraUpvote

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@ExtraUpvote where are you? Why have you forsaken this post? Are you the secret third estranged son?

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+1'd!

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You've beaten me to summoning him. I shall still upvote on my own accord.

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because you are a strong and independent upvoter who doesn't need no @ExtraUpvote

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