I told my friend that I was going to make sure that he would have to be the one to put two in my heart and one in my head after I star in Killdozer 2. I just want him to regret being a cop.
Fun fact: K9s are trained to "alert" on command, to give the pig an excuse to search you, your home, your vehicle, whatever. "the dog alerted to drugs, we have probable cause, we're searching you. Resist and we'll beat you, then arrest you."
They are also commonly trained to maim people. Injuries from their attacks are horrific - and as per usual, it's mostly minorities who have to suffer them.
Sarcasm? Likely to "alert" when told to by its handler so the corrupt fucker can unlawfully detain, search and seize your shit. Not sarcasm. They are literally called "probable cause on four legs."
yeah but you can't fault them for that. They are following their honestly, very reliable, training. Its the corrupt officer telling them to alert, overriding their real world instincts with a training command.
Idk if you're joking but everything depends on training. And I mention this to segue into a horror-humor story... I'd trained a dog in similar, basically protection-tracking-obedience. And part of training is practicing in really weird scenarios to make sure they DON'T do something like freak out because they've never been exposed to certain places or skin tones etc. (There's a whole movie about that called White Dog iirc.)
Anyway mine had been trained on a bite sleeve, which is a big visible
padded sleeve around the arm. And while you can try to proof them against anything weird through tons of real world exposure, there's ALWAYS gonna be something you didn't think of, and your dog needs to be solid and look to YOU instead of reacting badly.
Opened my apartment door, and nearly walked into someone coming the other direction... with a broken arm and arm cast on lmao. I absolutely shat bricks realizing my dog would think it was an attack scenario, but he froze for a sec and looked to
Magnar1183
I told my friend that I was going to make sure that he would have to be the one to put two in my heart and one in my head after I star in Killdozer 2. I just want him to regret being a cop.
isabel0818079000
I want some too.
MrItchyPantsPimpleEye
The long arm of the paw 🐕🦺
HandoB4Javert
WackyWavingFlailingArmTubeMan
Thought he was gonna say black guy or something 😬
Mountons
Can relate
JacobKreutzfeldt
icouldntthinkofabetterusername2
It’s an older meme, sir, but it checks out.
sometimesarobot
That blep
imgonnaralph
They miss their cocaine
toogoodtomiss
Are the doggos addicted?
OfallthestupididioticWTF
I miss it too
DogGuyInCatWorld
The officers I trust most.
ReallyOG
Get those officers some cocaine right now or so help me God
unluckyandbored
Fun fact: K9s are trained to "alert" on command, to give the pig an excuse to search you, your home, your vehicle, whatever. "the dog alerted to drugs, we have probable cause, we're searching you. Resist and we'll beat you, then arrest you."
DdCno1
They are also commonly trained to maim people. Injuries from their attacks are horrific - and as per usual, it's mostly minorities who have to suffer them.
RetrogradeLlama
They will point out your stash to the cops in a heartbeat just for the praise.
/s
Nnoodles
Sarcasm? Likely to "alert" when told to by its handler so the corrupt fucker can unlawfully detain, search and seize your shit. Not sarcasm. They are literally called "probable cause on four legs."
Sargonas
yeah but you can't fault them for that. They are following their honestly, very reliable, training. Its the corrupt officer telling them to alert, overriding their real world instincts with a training command.
firlefranz
HogWashDiddler
The only good cops out there
CrimeThinker
They're actually also known to be racist.
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Eh, they follow the bias of their trainers, mostly.
Kbantar
Mostly. But my friend had a dog that hated whites, men, and especially white men... except me.
Feralkyn
Idk if you're joking but everything depends on training. And I mention this to segue into a horror-humor story... I'd trained a dog in similar, basically protection-tracking-obedience. And part of training is practicing in really weird scenarios to make sure they DON'T do something like freak out because they've never been exposed to certain places or skin tones etc. (There's a whole movie about that called White Dog iirc.)
Anyway mine had been trained on a bite sleeve, which is a big visible
Feralkyn
padded sleeve around the arm. And while you can try to proof them against anything weird through tons of real world exposure, there's ALWAYS gonna be something you didn't think of, and your dog needs to be solid and look to YOU instead of reacting badly.
Opened my apartment door, and nearly walked into someone coming the other direction... with a broken arm and arm cast on lmao. I absolutely shat bricks realizing my dog would think it was an attack scenario, but he froze for a sec and looked to
Feralkyn
me instead, thank fuck. So yeah, arm cast horror moment.
Gotta teach 'em to trust your judgment first!