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This is my baby. It snowed yesterday! Proof I am what I say I am. Some may remember me, but the pics you saw have been removed.
So today I noticed I had 2 packages. I ordered a couple presents on Amazon and wanted to see which Lego set came for my son. But I didn't recognize whatever this green stuff was. And then I remembered.... SECRET SANTA
So after I ripped it open, expecting to take a peek ensure it was the presents for my kid, I immediately ran to the break room to document! So I apologize for how gross it is. I noticed after the fact someone shelled nuts in the pan from coffee cake yesterday.... So yeah.... Anyways. Running to go open presents!!!!
Oh man. I don't even know how to process multiple cards. And sparkley green fabric?
Oh it's a nice gift bag, with OMG CATS. I GET TO COLOR CATS. I've been needing to get my creative juices flowing and if you saw my latest stuff this is exactly what I needed.
Kickass
Oh there's stuff tucked in the sides!!!
Ooooooh! I have no idea what this is.... I like birds
Oh shit!!! My boyfriend and I are hiking addicts. (Washington state- hiking heaven)
And we just started a hiking journal in a random notebook and I shit you not wanted to find a better way, but my amazing secret Santa has magic powers and knew this, because this is a journal with helpful stuff, like animal tracks, bird types, plant types etc. With so many pages for us to get to fill on our adventures.
You're amazing Santa
But what's in this big one?
Bubble wrapppppp
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brain not functioning.
Too much joy
So much excitement
Bahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha. It's like having a cat only meme dump in a book. Bless this secret Santa.
Btw. Y'all are are ordering so much I can't fit in all in my truck. But getting the secret Santa at work makes the 14 hr days worth it.
Saw this guy by a mail box the other day. U told you I like birds.
Also, nothing says 'merica like taking a picture of a bald eagle while driving a mail truck.
Cat tax.
ICannotStressThisEnoughBut
@OP Please give us more pics of some of the cat poems! Those look awesome! :D
IamtheDickie
The backwards bend in your thumb makes me slightly uncomfortable
macstrat
Thank you for doing what you do to allow people to have awesome holidays
STVito
Up voted because Washington. But congrats on the cool gifts!
RenegadeKodiak
Why does Washington get cute mail workers and mine just looks like a scary uncle? Either way thank you for working so hard. Merry Christmas!
jbilly90
Op those are awesome. And ur a mail lady yo. Thats a long work day.
sortoffish
I want that hiking book! It looks so cool
canadiantimberwolf
So many of these seem to have similar wrapping and notecards. Is that because Amazon offers gift wrapping for sending directly to an address
Femail76
Si
TheEmperorOfMankind40000
I got unreasonably upset when I thought it said Dragon and not drogon.
mexxxis
What you need is a nail polish, really.
Femail76
My hands are destroyed by mail, magazines, metal mailboxes and the weather. Shits all cracked and bleeding :(
MissLotus
Yay for Washington lol, I don't know where you live, but look up Franklin falls it's an AMAZING hike!!
Femail76
Thanks!
ElijahFrost
How do i do this??
LostMyNudesSendYours
You posted a selfie. You know what you have to do next
BearsBeetsandBattlestarGalactica
Nude hoola hooping.
Femail76
So I deleted it from the gallery. But the desktop site via chrome on mobile keeps reverting to beta.... Any ideas of how to get it off?
mangoshapedspace
i think you're ok. its almost 1pm PST and i don't see any selfie. (hi washington state! *waves from Portland* enjoy the snow!!)
TheVikingWay
Man, Amazon should hook up with Secret Santa for some super exclusive offers, because they are making mooooney off this..
VoPo
FeMail? Ohhhhh, I get it! Iron Maiden!
ian1035nr
I'm so glad they still use those mail trucks. They're the reason parts for my car's engine are so easy to find new
idontknowhowtoimgur
New USPS carrier here ... Can confirm the packages right now are insane! But so much fun to see excited faces when I deliver.
chickenmomma
The eagle pic...amazing sight. I'm in Oklahoma, so an eagle sighting is more on the rare side.
FarFromBitten
I'm so happy there are so many good people in Imgur.I haven't done "SS" but I'm enjoying he shit out of seeing what u all get..bless u all
ImSynnical
Uh wtf is up with your thumb!
Femail76
Hitchhikers thumb. Double jointed whatever you want to call it. I can bend it both ways. I'm honestly surprised only 1 person noticed.
awardwinningbananaforscale
I thought you were being a drama queen and scrolled back up and noticed #8 hurghhhhh
MaiBalogna
As a mailman I can confirm the amount of packages is too damn high
Femail76
I love Amazon personally. But fuuuuuuuuuck this
HerbSewell
Where is the man in your life?
BearsBeetsandBattlestarGalactica
THE MAIL!
HerbSewell
But even that is FeMail.
mrpink83
Cool imgur lady with a cat in a nice house. +1 Awesome presents! I LOL'ed at the nudge poem! xD
DrFunkenstein57
So, do you have to deliver your own mail?
Femail76
Naw, I got a p.o.box so the clerk does it
DrFunkenstein57
Ooh, faaaaancy!
unknownfrost
Upboat for fellow imgur postal person! I'm already on ot this week! Lol
Femail76
Oh man yesterday I was at 37 hrs!!!
unknownfrost
I think I'm in the 50s. We work sundays for amazon here. Rca life lol
ProxyPlayerHD
uhmm... don't show bar codes from the Gift Cards. they are Scannable and could be used by anyone trough the Pic.
Femail76
To do what?
ProxyPlayerHD
they are Gift Cards. anyone could Scan them and use them for themself.
Femail76
They're not. They're cards that say something nice inside
ProxyPlayerHD
wait... what. FUCK. i'm Sorry then i miss-saw this.
TheQueenIsNotAmused
I'm so happy you like you gifts. Had so much fun choosing them. :) Merry christmas from germany.
Immaturelmgurlmager
Congrats on being awesome @ gift getting from America :D
spacecadetamy
You did an awesome job and I can tell you really put thought into these. Makes me want to sign up for next year!
Quiquemunch
Bless ya soul child, helped make an awesome post <3
Femail76
The cute little notes attached to each gift was so adorable. I think I love you. Also. Thank you thank you thank you.
TheQueenIsNotAmused
You´re very welcome. Seeing your post put a big smile on my face and made my shitty day really great. :)
Femail76
The upload said failed last night and I was so bummed it didn't work. Woke up to you having seen it, and I've been smiling all morning :)
Femail76
Omg omg omg omg. It's like meeting someone famous. THANK YOU!!! I was coloring kickass cats before bed. You're amazing.
Ellimem
I like how you blocked out your ID number on your LLV. Stay safe driving in the snow. Never fun with those things.
Immaturelmgurlmager
What's the PC term, mail lady or shemail?
redhatbluehatonehattwohat
IronMan.
fairybug
I always went with mail lady.
quadralol
LOLed at "Mail Lady".
Fishthecoolkid
Mail mam
BrianCarrigg
GarikFaceLoran
FeMailMan
Femail76
Doesn't matter too much, my kid thinks I work for Santa.
EighthGradeAIMScreenname
Love that!!
willrunforwhiskey
Person person.
YeetThePolice
Post- fighter, like fire fighter YOGPOD SHOUTOUT
IICIWH
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
Shemail carrier
EighthGradeAIMScreenname
Mail Ma'am
Danrulz98
Postal worker, postal carrier, courier
RubberChickenTenders
Mail carrier.
RomaFrozenPizzas
Letter carrier
chickenmomma
My mail person is a woman, I tell my daughter it's shemail.
imnottryingtobesarcastic
My mail person is a lady and I call her bitch. She told me that she controls my packages, not me. Also, she loves to not pickup my letters.
RWebb00000
oh, that will be a good day at school "teacher look, it is a shemale!"
ProneHub
NOOOO omfg
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
She wrote Femail, which obviously means Iron Mail :D
ElPoloDiablo
And iron was the most common material used for mail armour. So I'm wondering whether she's riveted or butted.
TheAllAmericanAsshole
Iron mailden
TheBananaBrigade
As a fellow hiker in Washington state I'm curious what's your favorite hike you've done?
Femail76
The Fremont lookout was awesome!!! Except we were stuck in a cloud https://www.instagram.com/p/BKAQl_rhro2/
TheBananaBrigade
Looks like a fun hike maybe I'll try it sometime!!! sorry about the clouds though. One that will always have a special place for me Is (1/2)
TheBananaBrigade
Poo Poo Point cause it was one of my first hikes and I liked watching people paraglide off of it (something I could never do)
Femail76
Oh that sounds wonderful! My bf surprised me with horseback riding in the mntns for my birthday. Now hiking seems so difficult.
TheBananaBrigade
What!!!! That's sounds awesome, gonna be hard for him to do better next year though ????