Jun 14, 2022 3:24 PM
OhMyYoureSexxy
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Thatsmykenku
Slava ukraini ya crazy bastards lmao
mcrump929000
A true warrior
Nightshift603
Sure would love to hear that story!
Whatswrongwiththispicture
vodkaho
Never pass up a meal when in the field...
LuxVertas
In the darkest times you make your own joy... You go you magnificent bastard!
BoomyGordo
zanaria
At first I thought that was the guy from the A&W commercials...
Panserclaw
SilverNicktail
I mean, if you successfully steal a tank, celebration pizza is called for, surely?
rlopez2431415
Is the war still going on?
MeatVegetable
Yes, and the Ukrainians have been taking back territory for quite a while
TheBlueMuppet
So that's what Garage 54's been up to.
vahnn
I saw pizza holding, pizza waving, fake pizza throwing, but I saw no pizza eating, casual or otherwise.
kakivara
Man, I love going out to hold some pizza. Or, even better, have it delivered and then hold it at home.
DarkSock
I wonder how big of a problem friendly fire is on both sides, with both armed forces using the same hardware, some stolen from each other…?
AroAce
I assume Ukraines only use russian tanks and others stuff in an defesensive way because of that.
drduffer
All of their primary equipment is of Soviet/Russian origin. Only the newest stuff is Western.
TheStaffmaster
they always keep a Ukrainian flag (or a can of spray paint to draw the trident) handy so this is avoided. They also use SECURE COMMUNICATION
Ninjainslippers
Having known Iraq/Afghan vets, even the US comms systems are total shit. I find it hard to believe theirs are better.
pie4155
i mean the Russians were straight up using store bought walkie talkies on civilian frequencies. so its a low bar
^so much this^
HtNrN
so... russians can just paint ukrain flag on their tanks and march through?
l0lbuttz
Only if we assume that other Russian military won't mistakenly attack them. And we know how competent they've been through this whole war...
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/985/103/dc1.jpg
Ohyesireallydidthat
Well, it requires some use of statistics which creates a slight error margin, but only like 5%. How big of a problem it creates can be>>
MapleSyrupMafia
Not really... orcs paints Z, O, etc on their shit. Ukrainians usually paint their flag over that and they have, you know, radios.
Yeah, true…but…would YOU be riding on that tank after seeing some of the brutal tank take-downs, through fields and woods filled with /
…nervous 20 year olds holding javelin rocket launchers and itchy trigger fingers…? Beggin’ for a “whoopsie”…
Narrowed down to this: sorta big, I guess. Or maybe not. I don't really know
Seems legit.
prolorus
We can be certain (sigh) that occasional “mistakes were made”
iusedtodream
So sad to know I will never be able to joyride with my friends on a stolen tank. Bucket list!
whatmakesushuman
These people are fighting for their lives and country. You’re trivializing human death and suffering.
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Not with that attitude
DrDadJokes
Get out the fuckin tank! I am your dad!
JayEnfield
I mean... The tank part is easy, not sure where you're going to get these "friends", though. Good luck.
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
Not with that attitude!
melwil
There’s a place on the polish border where a slovakian guy is renting out an old russian APC to do joy rides in the mud. True story!
TanithRosenbaum
Hmm I dunno if joyriding with your friends on a bucket list will be quite the same though...
IllegalAlienFromOuterSpace
I feel like American soldiers who went over there, went for the express purpose of doing GTA Tank and joyring them around.
TK421isAFK
And nobody wants to hear it, but a lot of them went because they're gun-happy sociopaths that saw their opportunity to kill people.
Ruderali
There are plenty of well paid police positions in the US to do the same without the actual risk of death from anything but morbid obesity.
Well, at least if we send the Gravy Seals to Russia, there's less chance of innocent black people and children getting killed.
xXxSTEVOxXx
Depending on where you live I wouldnt count it all the way out just yet
vicvalour
I think they were referring to the friends part
"I have a large Oof Combo meal with a baja blast! Large Sized Oof with a baja blast!"
You’re fucked up, man.
AkujiMalice
... running with a joke (though let's be real. only half joke) about the idea of capturing a tank being exciting is fucked up to you? weird.
It’s not a funny joke at all. It willfully ignores the horrors of war for a woeful attempt at a cheap laugh and fake internet points.
Thatsmykenku
Slava ukraini ya crazy bastards lmao
mcrump929000
A true warrior
Nightshift603
Sure would love to hear that story!
Whatswrongwiththispicture
vodkaho
Never pass up a meal when in the field...
LuxVertas
In the darkest times you make your own joy... You go you magnificent bastard!
BoomyGordo
zanaria
At first I thought that was the guy from the A&W commercials...
Panserclaw
SilverNicktail
I mean, if you successfully steal a tank, celebration pizza is called for, surely?
rlopez2431415
Is the war still going on?
MeatVegetable
Yes, and the Ukrainians have been taking back territory for quite a while
TheBlueMuppet
So that's what Garage 54's been up to.
vahnn
I saw pizza holding, pizza waving, fake pizza throwing, but I saw no pizza eating, casual or otherwise.
kakivara
Man, I love going out to hold some pizza. Or, even better, have it delivered and then hold it at home.
DarkSock
I wonder how big of a problem friendly fire is on both sides, with both armed forces using the same hardware, some stolen from each other…?
AroAce
I assume Ukraines only use russian tanks and others stuff in an defesensive way because of that.
drduffer
All of their primary equipment is of Soviet/Russian origin. Only the newest stuff is Western.
TheStaffmaster
they always keep a Ukrainian flag (or a can of spray paint to draw the trident) handy so this is avoided. They also use SECURE COMMUNICATION
Ninjainslippers
Having known Iraq/Afghan vets, even the US comms systems are total shit. I find it hard to believe theirs are better.
pie4155
i mean the Russians were straight up using store bought walkie talkies on civilian frequencies. so its a low bar
TheStaffmaster
^so much this^
HtNrN
so... russians can just paint ukrain flag on their tanks and march through?
l0lbuttz
Only if we assume that other Russian military won't mistakenly attack them. And we know how competent they've been through this whole war...
TheStaffmaster
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/985/103/dc1.jpg
Ohyesireallydidthat
Well, it requires some use of statistics which creates a slight error margin, but only like 5%. How big of a problem it creates can be>>
MapleSyrupMafia
Not really... orcs paints Z, O, etc on their shit. Ukrainians usually paint their flag over that and they have, you know, radios.
DarkSock
Yeah, true…but…would YOU be riding on that tank after seeing some of the brutal tank take-downs, through fields and woods filled with /
DarkSock
…nervous 20 year olds holding javelin rocket launchers and itchy trigger fingers…? Beggin’ for a “whoopsie”…
Ohyesireallydidthat
Narrowed down to this: sorta big, I guess. Or maybe not. I don't really know
DarkSock
Seems legit.
prolorus
We can be certain (sigh) that occasional “mistakes were made”
iusedtodream
So sad to know I will never be able to joyride with my friends on a stolen tank. Bucket list!
whatmakesushuman
These people are fighting for their lives and country. You’re trivializing human death and suffering.
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Not with that attitude
DrDadJokes
Get out the fuckin tank! I am your dad!
JayEnfield
I mean... The tank part is easy, not sure where you're going to get these "friends", though. Good luck.
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
Not with that attitude!
melwil
There’s a place on the polish border where a slovakian guy is renting out an old russian APC to do joy rides in the mud. True story!
TanithRosenbaum
Hmm I dunno if joyriding with your friends on a bucket list will be quite the same though...
IllegalAlienFromOuterSpace
I feel like American soldiers who went over there, went for the express purpose of doing GTA Tank and joyring them around.
TK421isAFK
And nobody wants to hear it, but a lot of them went because they're gun-happy sociopaths that saw their opportunity to kill people.
Ruderali
There are plenty of well paid police positions in the US to do the same without the actual risk of death from anything but morbid obesity.
TK421isAFK
Well, at least if we send the Gravy Seals to Russia, there's less chance of innocent black people and children getting killed.
xXxSTEVOxXx
Depending on where you live I wouldnt count it all the way out just yet
vicvalour
I think they were referring to the friends part
xXxSTEVOxXx
"I have a large Oof Combo meal with a baja blast! Large Sized Oof with a baja blast!"
iusedtodream
whatmakesushuman
You’re fucked up, man.
AkujiMalice
... running with a joke (though let's be real. only half joke) about the idea of capturing a tank being exciting is fucked up to you? weird.
whatmakesushuman
It’s not a funny joke at all. It willfully ignores the horrors of war for a woeful attempt at a cheap laugh and fake internet points.