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For starters, he was an impressive 22 pounds of lean muscle mass.
Here he is dwarfing a MacBook Pro.
He spent most of his days hunting intensely, taking frequent naps, and eating 6 cans of food a day.
Researchers estimate that cats only bring 50% of their kills home. Well, Otis brought about 3 kills home a day for 10 years, so one can only imagine the true numbers.
He has brought home every kind of bird, rodent, and small mammal in the area. Some of his most impressive catches include countless rabbits, 2 crows, 3 hummingbirds, snakes, a fish, and a raccoon.
Despite his wild instincts when he is outside, he was a loving cat around people. He would run out of the forest and stop his hunt to come greet you if you ever called his name, even if he was 200 yards away. It was almost as if there were two sides to him struggling to compete. There was his wild side and his domestic side.
He was also incredibly intuitive and seemed to know his place in the world. He was known to roam for miles around the lake we lived on. He owned the territory, multiple neighbors complained that this cat was intimidating their labradors and husky's.
He may have scared off dogs but he also went on runs like a dog.
Eventually the other two cats learned they could go on adventures away from home.
Then the adventures got longer and eventually we walked a few miles every night.
He truly was a cat with an above average influence on the world around him. Now that he is gone the whole ecosystem is changing.
rockworm7
Plot twist, Otis was really a doggo the whole time
theHatredburrito
A good post on why you raise cats inside, they do too much damage outside. Absolutely beautiful cat.
Ponnosuke
A zoology student, proud of his cats destruction of the local fauna. Interesting.
deadshine
I can relate had a cat named velvet like him she was my queen
SuP3RdAv3y
Thanks for sharing! He seemed like an awesome cat
frenchbulldogonmotorcyclemademesignup
"Now that he is gone the whole ecosystem is changing." I'd say recovering. Nonetheless RIP Otis.
Notanotherdamnone
He killed that much and you still let him out?
Kennyh23
I've raised over 12 healthy cats and he was the only one that could not be kept inside. Keep in mind that he was born in the wild.
BurritoMonkey
I'm sorry for your loss, but as a lover of wildlife, cats like this are killing machines that hurt native bird populations.
thisaccountisnotentirelyjustforsmut
RIP, Otis. We are that much better for having known you.
flashthesloth
All I got out of this was that your cat caught a fucking raccoon.
DirtyToque
iHveNoCleverName
PrinceMaggot
That was an earth shattering final statement.
Kompresor
That's the kind of cat I like. Homicidal sociopaths that like a good cuddle.
DurendaI
Eyy, my taste in women as well, whether I like it or not.
Adavardes
You were a zoology grad student and you allowed an invasive species to roam free and decimate your local ecosystem?
beamishboy
I agree, the havoc that cats wreak is insane!
LuciusNeedful
And fictitious! Dogs kill more than cats, and reflective windows are responsible for more kills than both combined, in terms of birds.
SayoKel
Such a pretty cat
Youreabundleofsticks
A fucking raccoon?! Jesus
RedMedal001
The soul of a hunter with a golden heart, may he forever be remembered and rest with the cat gods of the cat heaven!
freakinspiderm0nkeys
My cat must be vegetarian because she brings me about a dozen flowers a day... And sorry for your loss OP :(
imbatman58
I had a cat very much like this when I was growing up. "Gandalf." Horses were afraid of him. Hit twice, shot once, old age got him.
BANANENTONNE
And why did Otis die?
imbatman58
@op?
Kennyh23
One day he walked into the forest and never came back.
TeamRobot
As much as I like cats, I equally detest how destructive they have been and are to local wildlife!
TeamRobot
I just read the whole thing, sorry for your loss
AawesomeAardvaark
You should get that pink growth on your face looked at
Kennyh23
Yeah that's my brother. He went to the doctor to get it checked out and turns out it's just some digital ink. Who woulda known.
imgurianitarian
I'm glad someone brought this up. Dude we need to talk about this.
Huor
I think you mean "the whole ecosystem is recovering."
fairybug
I'm truly sorry & sympathetic for OP's loss, but I am also deeply furious that OP let that beast devastate it's local ecosystem.
Kennyh23
"Devastate" lol he lived in the wild PNW in a bustling ecosystem. The beast killed a lot, but nothing compared to the local predators.
fairybug
You yourself said that you've noticed the ecosystem rebounding. I am truly sorry for your loss, but I also rest my case.
mineovermatter
"Harassed local dogs". Surprised it wasn't one dead cat.
fairybug
A cat that big & tough, I'm not. Plus, most dogs are taught self-control, whereas people just laugh & film cats no matter their behavior.
taotae
I used to have a German Shepard and after she passed away all sorts of animals would start poking around my yard and in the windows.
snowtree
Same when I was growing up. She killed a squirrel once and that was it, but the others knew not to mess with her.
Sheepyhead
It's Mister from the Dresden Files!
fairybug
No, he has a tail and his eyes are just green, not green-gold. Probably a littermate or an actual Malk.
FarceMajeure
Plus one full tail
Sheepyhead
It's just his young years :D
FlyingTigerRose
Based on the numbers provided I came up with 16,425 kills in 10 years. Whoa.
madgodrhinoprime
Ottis is scarier than navy seal sniper.
FlyingTigerRose
Not to mention probably quieter.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
3 a day is 50%, so 6 a day, 365.25 days a year (including leap years) for 10 years. I got 21,915.
FlyingTigerRose
Sounds like Otis was a ecosystem all by himself.
eggmuffin
The numbers provided seemed extremely exaggerated.
FlyingTigerRose
I agree, even for such a magnificent'looking beast.
FlyingTigerRose
I agree.
perfectbosom
10,950 (assuming 3 kills daily for 365 days x 10) 21k if 6 a day (cats only bring home 50% etc) but I'd prefer to go off the definite
eggmuffin
An utterly laughable figure. All of my cats bring home prey maybe once a week.
FlyingTigerRose
How many do you have? Or, how many would make an Otis!
eggmuffin
I have two currently, and I have had a total of five.
FlyingTigerRose
I don't think even farm cats have that high a total.
wazscience
of all the souls i have encountered, otis's was the most.....human
NihonJinLover
He reminds me so much of a cat that roamed our neighborhood in KY. I named him char. I hope char is OK. RIP Otis, sweet boy.
squip
*yuman
katos1995
You were blessed to have been chosen be such a wonderful cat.
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
Otis you are and shall always be my friend.
darkershadeofpale
Star Trek reference only made me cry harder
happenedtomeonce
Churmybro
I didn't
AtLeastWereNotDetroit
Star trek. Or you could google the quote
hewhohasnotlosthisfun
I hope Otis is redding your comment
HooperAintchaWatchin
http://e.snmc.io/lk/f/l/979633b0bc61b5203084addc90867069/1547420.jpg
wazscience
from the way @op wrote about otis, it just felt appropriate
iHveNoCleverName
wazscience
a bit insensitive considering that is the scene is where he KILLS his pet, but i understand what you are trying to convey
ThisUserSUCKS
He did not kill his daughters pet. He waited until the dog was no longer the same dog and sedated him beforehand to ensure the least amount
ThisUserSUCKS
of pain.
iHveNoCleverName
I knew exactly what I was doing, no I kid, I kid, I joke with you. P.S. GO GIANTS
MajDSaster
SF Giants??
iHveNoCleverName
Yep
alienrobotzombiebear
Nah GO CUBS!!!
iHveNoCleverName
It's on! May the best Giant win.
Taj227
No one mentions the hundreds of small Native animals that Otis massacred for Kitty Sports.
scout48cav
Sure Human - you're one to talk.
Taj227
This is also a valid point.
CNNBRFIINF
I love cats but they wreak havoc on the native species. They're no longer hunting to survive (especially with 6 cans a day). And OP says 1/2
CNNBRFIINF
2/2 they are a zoologist?! If you're going to be irresponsible like that and let your cats wander off, I hope Otis was at least chipped.
izmi
Also my first thought. NZ faces real issues regarding native fauna because of cats and dogs.
shorr
"No one". It's hard to keep them in sometimes. One of my uncles cats has evaded every single fencing attempt. It's ridiculous
alfitititamus
Downvoted this post because psycho cat here killed at least 10,000 animals in his lifetime. And it's owner was a zoologist. Is that irony?
kuriosly
Imagine this: In some areas of the world, this doesn't matter.
Lucidacide
Exactly ! I have an outdoor cat but mine hasn't bring anything home for years and I never see her hunt anything that's why I allow it. 1/2
Lucidacide
Or maybe she's too smart to show it to me... 2/2
SmilingSamoyed
The absolute ignorance of some cat owners makes me so angry. Domesticated cats are introduced, native wildlife is not. *inhale, exhale*
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
So what are we to do? Have you tried keeping an outdoor cat inside for the rest of its life? Should we just put our little killers down?
AxelBeingCivil
How about just... Not owning a cat? I mean, it's a nice luxury, but owning a cat isn't a necessity. Once your cat dies, don't get another.
SmilingSamoyed
Ignorance like this is the main issue. Wanting a cat > protecting wildlife, in their opinion. Train it to be indoors from day one and viola
Kittenswithasteamedcoat
Put a bell on your cat's collar if you seriously can't find a way to keep your cat indoors.
MalkavianProstitute
As a child we had about 6 entirely indoor cats. Happy + long lived. Our 20 outdoor cats? Not so much...all vets say keep indoor cats.
DrunkGermanGuy
We're not supposed to have thousands of "outdoor cats" roaming around and killing birds and small mammals for fun at all.
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
And your proposal to those of us who do?
DrunkGermanGuy
You should at least be aware of the fact that cats fuck up ecosystems everywhere. I can't tell you what to do, decide for yourself ...
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
Honestly I'd love to know what you think I should do about my monstrous rescue.
DrunkGermanGuy
Meh, it's too late if your cat is already used to it. I'm just saying people should not let more cats outside to fuck with nature.
TheEchoWeaver
You retrain them. You don't let them outside. My cats are ALL rescued from the outdoors, and guess what? Now they're indoor cats. I get 1/?
SomeCrazyNerd
Only let it out by itself occassionally and never very far without you.
Gamerdragon
Are we not going to address the fact he took down a fucking racoon?
MrtheOffender
The Wyatt Earp of cats... him and his sidekickcat after racoon fight: http://imgur.com/QNVLDB7
motherhoodlum
Right?! This is one BAMF of a cat.
Zuranii
My cat Einstein did once as well.. He is much smaller then Otis, he came home covered in blood, neighbours found the racoon the next morning
Skyxze
My cat did that as well. he managed to kill it and the only injury he got was a tiny scar on his nose. To be fair hes a pretty huge cat.
Rkhbusa
Let me introduce you to Timber
samsonguy920
I had to read that bit again because I was sure it said 'cow' and not 'crow.' At this point it may be 'cow.'
AstroFizX
The legend grows. It definitely was a cow.
SpikeSpiegeil
Does this look like the face of mercy?
AllTheBestNamesWereTaken
No! The answer's no...
MrtheOffender
http://imgur.com/Yae6eIP
obsessedcatlady
Asking the real questions around here
creatineshits
If my cat brought home a raccoon I'd have it stuffed and made into scratching post/cat gym. I would tell that story for decades.
skepticones
Otis probably larger stuff, just couldn't be bothered to drag it back home.
Starlord45900
Like a human or a moose?
Grovagrova
Both at the same time
Starlord45900
Blindfolded while tied to a chair?
Exarain
Most likely a weakened or small raccoon, but as other people said, this cat was massive.
OSCgal
Seriously. We had an active, "hunter" cat, and raccoons would beat him up.
whywritemythesiswhenihaveinternet
We found my old cat declawed in the front. Lived til 24, took out coons, possums, and any other critter in his prime
inmotherrussia
My cat is only half coon and she has neatly eviscerated coons before. She is an adorable murder machine.
HustonVogle
My boyfriend's cat Shadow does this a lot, I didn't believe it until I saw it the sounds are terrifying, most impressive part Shadow is 16.
mycatToastwasafatasshole
I swear every other person has a cat named Shadow. It's like the "cool" version of "Socks".
HustonVogle
XD I know right? One of our friends also has a cat named shadow her's is a girl but his is a boy.
JayB3
My cat fought off a raccoon trying to get in through our screen door. She succeeded in keeping it out but it left her blind in one eye.
Andreanne
Your cat deserve a medal. Raccoon can be the meanest when they're "lean" luckily there's less and less rabies cases but still.
MrtheOffender
I don't have a gif of a cat getting a medal so... http://imgur.com/TG5Uv47
JayB3
/a/Cuuxx Sorry for crappy pics. My old laptop crapped out and I'm still in the process of recovering my files.
MidgetSpinner
pls send pic of cat
JayB3
/a/Cuuxx
MidgetSpinner
first pic looks like he's doubting what you're saying.
Jeepsnbuses
I don't even know if I could take down a raccoon, and I'm a grown adult
screamingshits
ikr? those fuckers are mean!
DMGuy
Well Otis was a grown adult too, he just happened to be more badass than you are.
Jeepsnbuses
The bar is set pretty low
catfoodstudios
Likely - humans are one of the most dangerous critters around. Stamina+strength+dexterity
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Omakepants
Alpha Otis, that's why.
brasky456
A 22lb cat, fully clawed, raised outdoors, and on the hunt is probably pound for pound one of the most effective and nasty killing machines.
Cayowin
Which explain the mass extinctions in New Zealand and other places they were introduced
rbudrick
Pure catting.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
22 pound of cat....
Shaggers
Some raccoons are huge. It depends where you live. When I lived in California they were tiny. But I'm sure the one he took down wasn't.
DMGuy
Cats are mean motherfuckers when you get down to it, and they're one of the few animals with multiple ways of killing you. They scare bears.
Bootsy81
By being huger and meaner.
EIonMusk
he's 22 pounds
eggmuffin
Same way cats take other prey. Close or puncture the throat.
finwolven
He intimidated huskies. For. A. Reason.
HocusPokesUs
This sounds extremely familiar.... Y tho?
finwolven
My friends cats hunted, killed and ate their neighbours dog. A full-sized labbie.
raidleadergutts
Holy shit!
IfGarmWasACat
I'm not gonna lie, or try to brag, but my cat saved me from a bear.
Falanxzealot
At 10 kg he's as strong as a 20kg dog. so a 12kg raccoon is basically lunch. Cats are dangerous from nose to rear paws, unlike most animals.
VortexKiki
Would upvote but there's 69 upvotes
Falanxzealot
It seems someone already pushed it past. But thank you.
VortexKiki
Well then have it +1
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
Wait, what's dangerous about the nose?
Falanxzealot
The teeth are riiiight underneath it.
JToTheROCNahImSayin
The teeth are right below it
Falanxzealot
Goddamn, beat me to it. Didn't even see. You stealthy motherfucker.
Cosmogonic
it smells you like a russian radar dish spots a U-2 trying to sneak by..
MadMadWorld
That damn Bono trying to sneak by
Falanxzealot
Damned straight.
Kehy
My old 17 year old (smallish) cat once took down and dragged home a river rat longer than she was. Not a scratch on her
Falanxzealot
4) cornered a tom twice her size in my bathroom (naughty breaky-and-entery mraowrs). She looked so proud of herself :-) little tomboy cat.
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
mraowrs. I like that.
Falanxzealot
1) Cat musculature is all instant, all fast twitch. They cope with the lower lung volume than dogs by simply taking breaks between exertions
Falanxzealot
2) but most animal combat isn't a drawn out affair. It's not boxing. Cats have little difficulty in killing *anything* up to 50% heavier.
Falanxzealot
3) and my mraowr still hunts, despite missing so many teeth (they were gone before she moved in, damage from being mistreated). She's
CyoCyo
I had a cat bring home a dead bobcat once. It was terrifying
Wickedwif
Woah. I have so many questions
CyoCyo
He found it dead on the road
EIonMusk
idk, catching hummingbirds seems more impressive to me
creatineshits
The half wild barn cats around my grandma's farm learned to stake out hummingbird feeders years ago. Had to start hanging them higher.
ThatRussian
I was also impressed until I started reading these comments. Hummingbirds don't sound too smart...
brownbricks
My cat catches hummingbirds once in a while and she's a fuckin' ditz.
BrainTaffy
Mine catches hummingbirds. They are intensely curious birds and they don't seem to be afraid of her, stopping to watch her too close.
BrainTaffy
*I should mention, my cat is a slow, fat indoor cat who doesn't hunt.
Vloddamick
The only birds my cat caught were hummingbirds and she caught three of them. Felt bad every time. (Me, not the cat)
IcyLucario
Same, two of our cats managed that, one of them more than once. And one time, brought a very-much-not-dead one inside.
icanchangemynameatanytime
A zoologist grad allowing his cat to fuck with the local wild life! Da fuq dude. Put a god damned bell on your cats! Everyone.
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SomeCrazyNerd
I didn't say I supported those things. I believe in cutting down on paper combined with greening power. And so on. Also like native fauna.
Kennyh23
We made multiple attempts with bells and he got them all off. We tried keeping him inside and he went crazy.
eggmuffin
Unless you live in an area with no wildlife to speak of, save the usual suburban pests. There's no need to cry about sparrows and mice.
AxelBeingCivil
What? No! Ecosystems are built atop the lowest layers! Sparrows and mice are eaten by owls and hawks and snakes and... Everything!
eggmuffin
Yes, and they are plentiful beyond measure.
AxelBeingCivil
No, they aren't. Biomass in an ecosystem is replenished yet temporally finite. Every kill a cat makes expands the amount of time that (1)
AxelBeingCivil
offspring. In other words, cats have a definite and marked effect on the local ecosystem, even if they aren't wiping out the prey. (3)
eggmuffin
Of course they have an effect. That is blatantly obvious to the point that it's a waste of time to remark on it. It's still a non-issue.
AxelBeingCivil
other predators must spend looking for meals, reducing their overall caloric intake and decreasing time spent mating or raising (2)
Kennyh23
Who am I to deny wild instincts.
Grrrg
I hope you do or there's a good chance you've murdered someone.
Adavardes
A zoologist that understands the destructive impact of an invasive species?
CNNBRFIINF
You're a fucking irresponsible cat owner. Stop pretending you have lions and treat them like cats. Protect them and the local fauna.
shrike
My pack of five parson russell terriers has wild instincts too, can I let them out to hunt cats and other animals all day?
perfectbosom
My jack russel runs away from birds. We had a few before though that were mighty little fuckery to hunt
Kittenswithasteamedcoat
Dude, what? You're a zoology grad and you don't have the sense to put a bell on outdoor cats? Otis is gone now, but bell-up your others.
Imhappyhere
Well six cans a day it's not very wild, isn't it?
escalinci
Yeah, either it eats its kills or it's pointless destruction, even if it is impressive.
bobotron
Great cat man, glad you let him roam.
Adavardes
Also maybe someone who wanted their cat to live longer than a fraction of their p ossible life expectancy, too. Outdoor cats are wrong.
Linnywtf
you are wrong
Izanami95
I dunno mate. All our cats are outdoor cats and I think 15 - 22 is a long life for a cat.
icanchangemynameatanytime
You won't be denying wild instincts. With a bell, wild life gets a fighting chance. Cats are great, but do a lot of harm to wild life.
Jusmar
Except for that part where the cat won't be able to kill anything.
AxelBeingCivil
That's the point, chum.
Jusmar
The cat won't be rewarded for hunting, it's instincts will be denied.
MajesticKatieCat
Well he's gone now. We are remembering, not reprimanding. Shuddup.
melveys
He also has other cats so it does apply.
Grrrg
You're mistaken or in denial, we're certainly reprimanding.
TheOneWhoCats
No more harm than if they were already wild themselves .__.
MalkavianProstitute
That is like saying "don't cut the weeds hurting my garden, the weeds are wild!" Besides, cats are introduced usually, not natural.
TheOneWhoCats
Idk. Did you read the rest of the replies before posting that
icanchangemynameatanytime
True. But they are not. And with a simple bell we can have a win win.
TheOneWhoCats
You're not wrong. Then again there are still feral cats. For the most part I don't think it changes much. I can't speak for fact though so.