Can't get fake internet points unless you post fake internet

Nov 2, 2017 8:16 AM

aDENTinTIME

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The internet doesn't weigh anything..

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Wireless that makes since.

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The elders of the internet..... KNOW MY NAME!?!?

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It is wireless

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is it heavy?

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Of course that internet's fake, the real internet is a series of tubes.

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Did the elders approve this post?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It was completely downvote-proofed my Professor Hawking himself!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't type Google into Google, you will break the internet

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My friend made an Internet box for me for my birthday a few years ago. It lights up and everything.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Probably a fake, i heard the real internet doesn't really light up...

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My amnesiac friend doesn't get it. Could you help me?

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Sketch: Manager wants to present 'the internet' to bosses, IT-crowd gives her this box. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDbyYGrswtg

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What do you mean fake internet?

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The Elders of the Internet are watching.

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Do not drop it!!!!!

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*wireless fake Internet

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wait - fake ? FAKE??? you''re trollin'!

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Well if The HAWK says it's okay...

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OMG! That's the REAL internet! You can't post that on the Internet! *panic breathes into paper bag* We have to get out of here!

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If you ‘Google’ Google you can break the internet

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No. Really. Don’t do it.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It should link to the Google definition of recursive.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

aaaah i just started watching the show a few days ago and i didn't know that there are only 24 episodes T.T

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How many should there be?

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i know there shouldn't be to many, but it could have easily been 48

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thanks, gonna watch community next

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Pressing the button: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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MOTHERFUCKER

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1987 called and wants its joke back.

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Get it back to Big Ben!

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Hey. My name's Ben, I'm 6'2 and 100kgs

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The Elders said it was okay.

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Has it been de-magnetised?

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They can't, they're fixing the booooooongggggss so it's got to be stored in the Towerof London

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You... I like you.

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It's so light!

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Hahahahaha. The internet doesn't WEIGH anything Jen.

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I know this is probably a reference, but the internet weighs about 50 grams. Well, the equipment itself weighs tons altogether, but all ...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the electrons that carry data around the internet have a combined weight of ~50g, after making some assumptions about data storage

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When are you going to put the fake internet on here? This is the real internet.

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But the internet is a series of tubes.

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That obviously isn't the REAL internet. Where are the wires?

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It's wireless

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Is it heavy?

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Of course not. The Internet doesn't weigh anything.

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"Quote from show"

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Uppity response about a book being better

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"Generic statement here" hasn't been a clever comment since before this show was even on

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"Person asking where this is from"

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(Person thanking you.)

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"even more obscure quote from show"

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"Person giving name of entirely different show, or even a book in a desperate attempt to be 'funny'."

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(Person also wishing to know where this is from.)

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"The IT Crowd"

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I don't know whether I should scold you for breaking the chain, or praise you for breaking the chain.

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"Quote from show in reply to quote from show"

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Gif from the show.

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son of a bitch, stole my line

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Oblivious response

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Downvote for oblivious user who doesn't get it.

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Suggestions from the show that the previous commenter should watch.

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Penis

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Sarcastic remark about your manhood

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*that's a penis gif*

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'Oh my fuck, +1 for [obvious response]'

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[Snarky [grammar|spelling] correction using quote said by [character] from [show]]

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It says oblivious though

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Dammit I ruin everything!!

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thanks for this,

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Whats Jen doing with the internet!

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Isn't it funny how everybody fell for that, but not the time when she said you'd break the internet if you typed Google into Google?

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I typed www.com into the search bar once. Just took me to www.www.com though.

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I worked at a software company and joked about topping off the internet fluid in computers to fix the LAN. Except they believed it.

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After the first time they probably realised they'd been had and wised up to IT's shenanigans.

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Butrhe google thing came first

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My bad

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Who is she?

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Prime minister

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It's from "The IT Crowd"

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Jen

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I forget her name but I believe she's from the IT Crowd, a British comedy show. :)

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Could have sworn it was a documentary.

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It ia

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Is it Jen? I️ could look it up, but that’s in another app. Roy, Moss, and Jen? Jen sounds right.

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Yeah it's Jen

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