VulcanTrekkie45
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Wait a tick, did I make the Front page with this? Is this where I'm supposed to ask people to send nudes?
Dec 9, 2016 3:06 AM
VulcanTrekkie45
87091
1805
121
Wait a tick, did I make the Front page with this? Is this where I'm supposed to ask people to send nudes?
Youmaynotagree
Uh..thanks?
brynnenyxdc
Look at girhg.com
sleeper2k1
and then there's people like me with the delivery for paid goods almost 2 weeks overdue. yes I'm salty, yes I already refunded
SwordDistributingLadyintheLake
You're not my delivery guy.
FromTheLandOfBeerAndWaffles
I didn't get a secret santa, but thank you amazon workers for your great (day and night) work on relatively low wages!
ahin012
Amazon Prime Now is an awesome option for (late) holiday shopping. At least if you live in a major metro!!
CrankyCook
Spamdalf
As a ups driver... no thank you!
dontar45
What does mfw mean
razetherunner
"my face when"
TheWorstYet
As a Amazon local courier, yall are welcome. And, pls leave a note on how to enter your location if it is gated community.
Sokonomi
Yeah, we are very thankful for the army of Kiva robots doing all the footwork.
LawFiveGuy
Thanks. And thanks for your efforts to have UPS raise their shipping rates for the rest of us.
BrownskinOriental
Still don't like you guys being 1 day late on pre-ordered FFXV game. Kinda defeated the purpose of pre-order.
Splicer3
I have a problem with your company, but you're probably a good person.
TwoHorndUnicorn
Your doing the lords work @OP
iwrotethisonthetoilet
Jeff bezos?
shitstinksdealwithit
Now deliver boxes, and don't be browsing internet.
TheGhostMinx
@OP I actually talked with my father today about Amazon. He had a question that you might be able to help with.
ahin012
Also happy to discuss
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
CAREFUL @OP you don't want to end up in the employee "improvement" program.
bringonlywhatyouneedtosurvive
Unless its delivered by the new Amazon Logistics delivery service. Then its prob just tossed on your front lawn
TheBigLebowskii
As someone who makes the paper for those spectacular shipping containers I say keep up the ordering!!
WKBetafiggit
After all the horror stories about working for Amazon, I hope they're treating you right.
copscantcatchme420
amazon employees are pirates?
BiiiigJilm
The robots do all the work
AmusedAndAroused
Perhaps OP is a robot?
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
/r/totallynotrobots
Extar97
As someone who works for ups I see a lot of amazon boxes
iamshortysmurf
MFW I work for a factory that makes all the boxes for Amazon in Seattle WA also.
velvetdream
Thank you
shinagami091
Soon as the holidays are over, you'll be going on a PIP
genericanamoly
Sadly... unless you have worked at Amazon, this comment doesn't make sense. I like it though +1
shinagami091
There was a FP post here about how amazon uses PIPs to get rid of people. I don't work at Amazon :P
genericanamoly
Oh didn't know that. Well that explains it :)
hailchaserdfw
I love having same day and 2 hour delivery options where I live!!
coreyboy87
Seattle?
MrMince
2 hour? You lucky son of a bitch. Do you live like right next to a depot or something
hailchaserdfw
I have prime and only 30 minutes from the warehouse here in texas
TwistMyNipples
I live 3 miles from a depot and i only get next day :(
MrMince
Sad times my friend
ahin012
Amazon Prime Now - its available in nearly all major cities now but it's a separate app/website
MrMince
Is the now bit the within 3 hours thing? Cuz i know prime gives u next day
ahin012
Yep exactly Prime Now is specified same day delivery slots