As an Amazon employee, MFW I see so many Amazon boxes on the front page for Imgur Secret Santa.

Dec 9, 2016 3:06 AM

VulcanTrekkie45

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Wait a tick, did I make the Front page with this? Is this where I'm supposed to ask people to send nudes?

Uh..thanks?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Look at girhg.com

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and then there's people like me with the delivery for paid goods almost 2 weeks overdue. yes I'm salty, yes I already refunded

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're not my delivery guy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't get a secret santa, but thank you amazon workers for your great (day and night) work on relatively low wages!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amazon Prime Now is an awesome option for (late) holiday shopping. At least if you live in a major metro!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a ups driver... no thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What does mfw mean

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"my face when"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a Amazon local courier, yall are welcome. And, pls leave a note on how to enter your location if it is gated community.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, we are very thankful for the army of Kiva robots doing all the footwork.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks. And thanks for your efforts to have UPS raise their shipping rates for the rest of us.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still don't like you guys being 1 day late on pre-ordered FFXV game. Kinda defeated the purpose of pre-order.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a problem with your company, but you're probably a good person.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your doing the lords work @OP

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jeff bezos?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now deliver boxes, and don't be browsing internet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@OP I actually talked with my father today about Amazon. He had a question that you might be able to help with.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also happy to discuss

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CAREFUL @OP you don't want to end up in the employee "improvement" program.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless its delivered by the new Amazon Logistics delivery service. Then its prob just tossed on your front lawn

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As someone who makes the paper for those spectacular shipping containers I say keep up the ordering!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After all the horror stories about working for Amazon, I hope they're treating you right.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

amazon employees are pirates?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The robots do all the work

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Perhaps OP is a robot?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

/r/totallynotrobots

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As someone who works for ups I see a lot of amazon boxes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MFW I work for a factory that makes all the boxes for Amazon in Seattle WA also.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Soon as the holidays are over, you'll be going on a PIP

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sadly... unless you have worked at Amazon, this comment doesn't make sense. I like it though +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There was a FP post here about how amazon uses PIPs to get rid of people. I don't work at Amazon :P

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh didn't know that. Well that explains it :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love having same day and 2 hour delivery options where I live!!

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Seattle?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 hour? You lucky son of a bitch. Do you live like right next to a depot or something

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I have prime and only 30 minutes from the warehouse here in texas

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live 3 miles from a depot and i only get next day :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sad times my friend

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amazon Prime Now - its available in nearly all major cities now but it's a separate app/website

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is the now bit the within 3 hours thing? Cuz i know prime gives u next day

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep exactly Prime Now is specified same day delivery slots

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0