ItsGonnaBeesLikeThat
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Jan 21, 2017 2:15 PM
ItsGonnaBeesLikeThat
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McJigglesworth
While the quote is not exactly true, fuck him. Airborne all the way.
TwerkingPanda
semper fi
Kalmah
He will know more what its like when someone shoots him.
thecontractor
Yes, military school is a lot more disciplined than many of the pogue ass units I have dealt with in my career.
nj23dublin
1459 days left until next presidential inauguration
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
A friendly reminder that you fuckwads elected this fuckwad
mburicao
dlianos1976
But...but...he's the PEOPLES man. He's just like us. Great choice College Electorate.
danishjuggler21
Are we sure he didn't serve in the Russian military? His loyalty to the Kremlin seems unshakeable.
FlyingTigerRose
Typical Trumpelthinskin.
KnifeKnut
Tactical Facepalm
lllamallamapigbang
To all the soldiers out there, thank you. It was not your fault. You fight for ideals and a way of life, not that fucktard.
spicepoet
This.
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StanisBaratheon00
http://americantribune.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/TrumpFlip.jpg
fake1user
You tell me, folks. Which way did the majority of the military vote?
AnonymousBach
To be fair, getting 5 draft deferments means he dealt with the military bureaucracy a lot. It's practically being a general really.
LoligoTX
I doubt he dealt with shit. One of his daddy's paid underlings dealt with it for him.
AnonymousBach
So an armchair general.
LoligoTX
Armchair cadet.
rsmithwade
Why is this creature still alive?
Aemor
What's great about this is it's completely believable from his mouth
TreeSlippity
Because he's special... I mean rich.
StanisBaratheon00
http://americantribune.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/TrumpFlip.jpg
waltjrimmer
This reminds me of people I knew in high school who thought they knew all about the military from playing video games.
Raumance
You understand most military jobs are not combat roles?
waltjrimmer
Yes, I do. But, no, they didn't. I knew plenty of kids who wanted to join the military to kill people.
Raumance
I think I replied to the wrong comment.
MercuryGreen
Commander in Chief also does not count as "in the military."
Mewmus
well, the CIC is the very top of the military chain of command
MercuryGreen
The civilian control of the military is still civilian.
odraencoded
He's not in the military, he's above the military
MercuryGreen
CIC is the CIVILIAN head of the military.
E1evenChar1ie
Please tell me DT didn't actually say this, I've hated him since The Apprentice and my opinion of him hasn't risen.
stsword
Yes, he said it. And then whined about the media being unfair to him. Because his douchebaggery is somehow the media's fault.
TheFlyingTripleSpinningAtomicScrotumVaporizer
Oh this isn't even as bad as it gets. He's spoken out against vaccines, called global warming a Chinese conspiracy... The list goes on.
Ulthirm
Draft deferments?
SamArt53
Try google
Kylarus
Given his age, he would've been alive during the Vietnam conflict, when we did have a draft in place. While we still have registration 1/5
Kylarus
for selective service, or draft, we haven't used it since the Vietnam conflict. He, like many prominent US figures have gotten deferred 2/5
Kylarus
from draft service, or dodged the draft, and did not serve when they were supposed to. This is different from not enlisting, and 3/5
Kylarus
doesn't near the weight it should in this country. To not enlist is no big deal, that's a personal choice. To avoid/defer the draft and 4/5
Kylarus
then run for public office, let alone the Presidency or Congress? That's a slap in the face to anyone has does serve in any capacity. 5/5
Kumquatz
He loved saluting yesterday. Commander in chief. He is our military. Oh hypothetical god, he is our military....
AftertheRenComestheRenbow
Commander in thief.
Kumquatz
Commander in queef
Frogapus
The worst thing? Now, after all the shit he's said about the military, no one in the military is allowed to say anything negative about him.
Morgan96
Cheeto in Chief..
nicklefarts
Orangutan in chief.
Tadik
Oompa Loompa in chief...
NickBlacksHumor
Highest rank in the military yet most no nothing of war... granted generals pull the strings but still he has final say
dmoore182
Obama didn't know shit either.
Rifneno
Some REPUBLICAN generals have pointed out that while other presidents didn't know much, they were eager to learn. Trump thinks he knows it
Rifneno
all and refuses to learn. Others listen to their advisors. Trump thinks he know it all (about everything) and is annoyed to be questioned.
VVeeFroggy
STD's were his Vietnam
StanisBaratheon00
https://img.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_480w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2016/06/22/Style/Images/2AB3F91E00000578-3168648-Never_in_uniform_agai
kutison
He lost to syphillis
GiveHerTheDutchOven
borlax1
I'm pretty sure his piss does
UnhelpfulAnswers
CtrlAndW
"I know, because I was there."
Heavymettle
A lot of soldiers who went to Vietnam got STDs
Heavymettle
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PhotogenicHemorrhoid
Miister Johnson pay ten dorra, but I only charge you five because you goood customer.
wonder89
And tons of vets supported him!! Oh, and he called John McCain a loser for being a fighter pilot who captured and tortured
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Kumquatz
I don't think they ever called him a loser. Peter gets tortured, that was McCain's experience
SomeManWhoringForUpvotes
John McCain is a dick to natives aka indians.
DianNaoChong
WorthEveryPenny
Knowing about all this is unlikely to sway someone who does their duty voting down the party line like a good little puppet, of either party
strato661
but less and less people are voting along party lines now.. this from my gov textbook from like 3 years ago. I think its a plurality now
Mewmus
Trump and McCain were feuding at the time
Takavos
And that makes it right to say stupid shit like Trump did, no it doesn't.
Rophy
so he acts like a child having a tantrum in public, lashing out emotionally, except this was a world stage. great.
deadandbloated
Proving that being a vet doesn't necessarily immunize one against fucktarddom
eatyourmeat
Shit they waive below 35 ASVAB scores for some people. Scary they get guns
DrForester
Read his disgusting quote regarding the purple heart.
ImmortalLoveRodd
"I always wanted one of these" Who the fuck WANTS a Purple Heart?
Mimsey
It's how you know Republicans are full of shit when they pretend to honor the military. They say they do then turn around and vote for this.
causality
"The world isn't perfect yet so obviously our country isn't mighty enough."
Shizaaam
I'm pretty sure most politicians are full of shit, let's not forget that point.
Shizaaam
I'm pretty sure most politicians are full of shit, let's not forget that point.
Mimsey
Absolutely. Democrats just don't build their platform on patriotism.
GoldenSour2
http://www.snopes.com/donald-trump-military-training-quote/
fencerman
"Verdict: Mostly true".
drnathaniel
+1 for facts. But note the true quote isn't much less head-slapping.
JollyJokzr
The main difference is apparently "guys that go into the military" vs "actual soldiers"
HOOMANGUY
John McCain is not a War hero, real heroes don't get captured. - Trump.
StopFeedingMyDog
"My teacher is so strict that I feel like I'm in the military." Don't take exaggerations seriously. Text/quotes don't convey entire meanings
CaptainLegot
Tl:dr "I felt like I was in the military in a true sense because I dealt with the people."
CirB
But... that's pretty much the same level of stupidity as the "original" quote?
AuryxBecauseWhyNot
I dont know if that link is to discredit or support the post, but either way, Snopes is not a reliable news source...
Barkinsons
They are not a news source, it's a fact checking site that actually sources information. You can then verify the source yourself if you want
WarriorSoul
Apparently nowhere reliable is in this post-facts world. Only The Don provides the information we need.
HolyCringeLordBatman
They list their sources, anything with sources is reliable if you're not mentally retarded.
HodgePodgekin
HOW DARE YOU post an opposing opinion to the Imgur circle-jerk Trump bashers. For SHAME!
NanoNago
It's... did you click it?
Dagordae
Opposing? You know that Snopes also confirms things, right?
2SpooookyCrisps
Did you read the link?
HodgePodgekin
Did you read the link?
2SpooookyCrisps
Ah...yea. Does it somehow change the significance the meme? It is barely different even when taken into context.
HolyCringeLordBatman
"Mostly true". Reading is not the specialty of idiots is it?
5700
Snopes confirmed
PaperCl1p
I like how snopes calls it "mostly true", but if you read further down "no direct attribution to Trump"
gandraw
it is not a literal quote, but the paraphrasing doesn't seem dishonest.
PaperCl1p
Here's a quote: ... Turns out he never said that ... It's "Mostly True"
gandraw
What he said was something like "He said that in prep school he received more military training than most actual soldiers did". Close enough