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Guy high on drugs smashed the glass through in my door and then crawled in on his hands and knees cutting himself up while doing so.
I grabbed him but he was so out of it he didn't really get what was going on. Plus I was nude (slept naked that night. As most nights) Turns out he was being chased by the police who came rushing through a few seconds later with dogs. He had broke into a house down the street and was trying to get away. He was arrested and that was that. It was pretty high octane shit for 2am.
fallingfreeofgravity
Same thing happened for my grandma.. not the same ending though.. Happy you're safe.
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
+1 for naked
EyeOwnaQH
Glad you’re ok OP. Now you get to sue him for damages or just goes against homeowners?
demonic
guy breaks into my house as a escape plan? sorry he might be leaving in a body bag!
SexuallyImpotentTyrannosaur
Falcon puuuuuuunch.
z3lfmoord
Rough kick!
stiggypa
Good job not punching him, you coulda cut yourself on glass and got tweaker blood in your cuts. No telling what's in that shit.
courier31
Up vote for and I quote "It was pretty high octane shit for 2am."
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Scurix
This is why castle law is so fun and everyone should have it. Want to violently break into my house? Dead.
tzap
You make it sound like you'd enjoy killing someone for stumbling into your house.
Scurix
Stumbling into, no. Breaking into, yes.
4528bing
Shit happened
numonster
Once woke up to a very drug addled young man stood next to my bed staring at me.
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numonster
He was so utterly out of it that, after I'd realised what I was seeing, he was easily escorted out the flat~ He was just lost, thankfully~
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anitabieror6
if that had been my place he wouldda got hit with the bat that lives by the door. but we don't have glass doors cuz that's not secure.
MisterTrashPanda
I bet it was awkward talking to police with a rager
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TheDreadLordSithis
Had a guy try to shove past me into my house one night, was convicted he lived there... freaky shit, scary shit... glad it turned out ok 4 u
zippydee
A few years ago I was unreasonably drunk and tried getting in my neighbours. Tbf I'd only moved there a few days ago and the houses all 1/
zippydee
looked exactly the same (row of terraces, I didn't bother to remember which one I came from). I was wondering why my key wouldn't work.
TheDreadLordSithis
Nice... in my case, I had been living there for 2 years
xZombieBreathx
Where's the blood?
jojoba1
There's a dark spot on the carpet right beneath the door handle, and there are some drops on the carpet in line with the center of the door
Wombatish
Those look like stains, esp given the age of the carpet/house.
SaikyoStyle
Transylvanian glass.
sirpound
Glass doors? You ask for it
BobCat
Glad you survived, kinda sad the perp did.
Janusha
Those carpets... Narrow doors... This looks like the UK.
BurtChanceTheRapper
Gonnaderpya
I've had a similar situation actually. Not fun. Gave me some.... fury issues afterwards @_@
screamingshits
god i read this as FURRY issues at first
Gonnaderpya
You've interneted a bit too long friend
battlepants
Time to replace that glass door with something with a bit more resistance to it. Solid wood or hollow metal would do the trick.
foodservedtillten
Forgot to say also, when the police asked his name he said 'Tom Hanks' what a mad man
bananaisabstract
Should have dickslaped him?
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Uberdude100
Yo, i have a machete near my bed. Probs would have used the blunt end, but yeah, good self restraint
dannycam
omg i have one tucked next to my mattress lmao
WoefulWombat
Two guys broke into my house one night and all I had to defend myself was the back scrubber from the shower. Thankfully they were just kids.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
For those thirsty, here is OP's picture with cats (from earlier post).
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reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
They gotta know what they are signing up for.
Jimmitho
Should just say OP’s pussy pics...
BNabs
This is partly why I don't like glass doors
somenerandom
It's 100% of the reason for me. My front door is ~4 inch solid wood with metal casing, 3 locks and a total of 7 bolts that go into wall>
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somenerandom
I live on the 8th floor of an apartment building. Only windows anyone can use are the exterior ones, and...you do that, you deserve my stuff
BNabs
That is one secure door
somenerandom
I like feeling safe at home. I don't have a dangerous occupation or live in a bad neighbourhood, I just like knowing that when I come home>
somenerandom
and lock the door behind me, nobody's getting in without some serious time, noise and equipment.
PreciousPotato
At least not through your front door.
ICanChangeMyUsernameWheneverIWantButIDontBecauseIAmGodDamnLazy
3 locks? Why stop there? Go for 10!
fartharder
At that point they'd have an easier time going through the wall.
somenerandom
when locked. Front doors are supposed to protect us and our property, not look pretty and be seethrough.
Superkroot
Jesus! do you live in Detroit?
Gaelwyn
Curious why people have glass doors. What’s the point?
Dsharppe
Personally, I think this looks like the entrance door to an apartment building, not a single family dwelling.
Gaelwyn
That would make a lot more sense.
FilmMagician
Let’s in light
Gaelwyn
And crazy high people apparently.
FilmMagician
ya, that too
UnrealPie
Most glass doors are screen doors. a secondary door because two doors are always better than one?
Gaelwyn
I’ve seen storm doors that are top half glass, but yeah those are secondary doors.
Wombatish
This honestly looks a bit like a screen door installed as a regular door. But it also looks like an older home/building that's been *c*
Wombatish
*c* updated, probably by someone who has no business doing so (sorry to OP if it was him, hopefully this was an early project). Odd/cheap *c
Wombatish
c* choices in finishes and what got replaced.
ohforf
Very curious, never seen it in a home before. Can anyone say who, and why?
problematicpolarbear
our front door is 50% glass, 2 inch safety glass, its easier to break through the wall than that door
filedunderHforToy
German here, very common over here. Try to look at it like a window. You have windows, do you?
Gaelwyn
Yeah but most homes use the doors as a way to keep people out. I guess it depends where you live. I only have one window on the 1st floor.
Gaelwyn
Plus some glass doors on my patio. I like the light, but I’d rather not have any glass on 1st floor. Worries me for possible breakins.
Gaelwyn
Maybe I should move to a better neighborhood.
ohforf
Gaelwyn
Love this
filedunderHforToy
That made me chuckle out loud.
sifkoh
Where's the blood if he cut himself up?
imanatheistdebateme
Life isn't a Quentin Tarantino film.
foodservedtillten
I have a pic with a bloody hand print but thought to gruesome
ArrogantCube
Post a sneaky link, please
IgneousInk
waaaaaaaaat some dude posted his foot bent sideways and another his insane bruises & u worried about a print? you're adorable
somenerandom
Wait is that honestly your front door? Front doors are supposed to be a line of protection against shit like this. Glass - NOT your best bet
Rverence
Have you ever seen what a window looks like ?
Sunseteclipse
I love seeing people with ZERO common sense disagreeing with this comment. A solid door DOES prevent this shit.
problematicpolarbear
my front door is 50% glass, 2 inch safety glass, its easier to break through the wall than that door. If you go for a glass front door
problematicpolarbear
/2 make sure its a proper one. Its seriously expensive though. If i remember correctly it was like 8-10k
Makato2003
It is safety glass; wired mesh. Not all too easy to get through...
Chpgmr
Unless you are on drugs apparently
orangecicle
I could put a boot right through that if I felt like it.b it's plenty easy wtf
KyndMiki
...unless you give it a somewhat harder kick. Then it breaks, like glass.
Makato2003
That would be one hell of a kick! Sure it would break, but nothing without hurting yourself in the process.
AgolfHiller
You also break your toe or foot. Guy probably didn't even notice as high as he was
moarpics
Having a fortified front door doesn't really help much unless you're also willing to put steel bars on your windows...
DickDastardly404
it's about deterrence, not actually stopping someone
realfakedoorssss
What if you’re not on the first floor?
Wombatish
While ultimately true, someone approaching a door looks a lot different to the outside than someone approaching a window. If you live in *c*
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*c* neighborhood with anyone who might actually notice and/or call the cops.
ColoneISanders
Right, but most people break in at night so unless you have a neighborhood watch or well lit yard, it's not going to go noticed.
Wombatish
That's actually a bit of a myth. Most break-ins occur when the house is most likely to be empty, which is daytime. But I do agree it's *c*
somenerandom
Only if you live in a house. That's why I dislike houses tbh, too many entry points/security issues.
filedunderHforToy
You dislike houses because of that!? That sounds a liiiiiiitlebit paranoid.
pandro
I'm financially comfortable female but lost our $$ selling house due to divorce. Never want to owe that much again, I rent.
somenerandom
It's just my way of thinking. I've been told that in US, most people own houses and apartments are only rented accomodation. It's not like>
somenerandom
2. that here. 99% of people in the city live in apartments, houses are mostly in the country. Therefore I view having a flat as more of a >
somenerandom
4. Can't do that in an apartment. I'm on the 8th floor. When the zombies come, I'll have a nice and safe few days before I starve to death.
somenerandom
3. standard thing. Plus, every apocalypse or house invasion movie I've seen, intruders ALWAYS get in through a window, back door etc. >
tzap
Half the comment section be like: "OMG finally a situation that would have been the excuse for me to kick the living shit out of someone!"
tzap
Pretty horrifying, these fantasies of violence.
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tzap
Well, if it is considered a virtue to not fantasize about shooting or beating drugged out robbers up, then sure, I'm quite virtuous indeed.
orangecicle
And your retarded ass missed the point. Good job idiot.
tzap
This discussion has made me quite sure that I'm not the idiot here.
Dirtsailor2010
I can't say I wouldn't have assaulted him. Kudos to you for not hitting him with a floor lamp.
hstein3
This is why I keep a baseball bat in the bedroom.
potatothegreat
He would of met the butt of my shotgun followed by the muzzle.
stickygiraffe
'Murica
ThogStonechucker
OP was nude. Could probably have had a good time if he was quick enough
ThogStonechucker
/s
ThogStonechucker
Also assuming male, apparently.
ThogStonechucker
Not a /s this time
ThogStonechucker
Why are you still reading this?
hr0nk
Or she
ThogStonechucker
Or they
OmnibusLatinName
I ordered a hooker hours ago... good thing I'm still horny. ;)
Yuken
Lava lamp! Those were the shit!
ShatteredF1re
I would have blasted him away with my glock.
ThankYouMonica
I'm one of those people like if you come at me I'm coming back 10x times worse so in this situation I would have got my gun. I'm terrible
ArkenX
Personally, it seems like a good opportunity to practice my punch fisting technique.
LooseyGooseyBrett
Without lube
AliBarber
At first I read fist punching but then I realised you said something far more interesting
StrangelySexee
Ya, officer! HE latched HIS ANUS to MY WRIST! crazy?! Isn't it?
ArkenX
Damn kids these days with their suction cup rectums. Back in my day we had go climb a hill both ways in the sweltering cold to get fisted.
ABonkeysManana
He was cut up, sounded like a good opportunity for @OP,being as naked as he was, to get exposed to hepatitis or something similar.
gestaltist
why would you fist a bowl of alcohol?
tzap
Leave it to Imgur to summon the violence power fantasies.
nigglemaster
We get it. You're the immortal iron fist, jeeze. Shut up already.
ArkenX
Sorry when I'm not gagged I talk alot.
TheGreyGryphon
It's all in the knuckles
ArkenX
And knuckles is all in you
tinkypie
Elbow deep inside the borderline
Bassaker
Your pun on knuckles gave me the chuckles. I laughed so hard, nearly broke my lover's wrist.
ArkenX
That sphincter's got grip boi
burnydog
Dirtsailor2010
Alright, @burnydog no need for everyone to see gifs of our bedroom escapades.
CaptainObviouslikesthemthicc
I'd have secured that glass door with a steel outer door prior to that even happening...pffffft...thats some risky shit.
chewybrian
Wouldn't matter much unless you have bars on all the windows, too. Most people don't want all that unless they live in Detroit.
CaptainObviouslikesthemthicc
Thats true but home invasions happen everywhere
chewybrian
Yup.
rastanana
My dad did this when we were about to get robbed, broke the guys nose and a few teeth knocked out. He had to pay hospital. Fuck the system.
thelonepig
That's crazy.
doubledoubleanimalstyle
Wow what's BS. What state?
TheImperiumOfMankind
Castle law in america isnt much better. Ive been taught that if someone breaks in shoot to kill or you could very well go to jail.
thelonepig
But who taught you that?
TheImperiumOfMankind
Our fucked up law system here in america. I saw a story where a guy broke his leg while breaking into a house and sued for 100k. He won.
rastanana
Netherlands, not us (:
SomeWhiteKid
In the U.S. We have the Castle Clause or something like that which allows us to defend ourselves vs. home invaders. That includes guns. 1/2
SomeWhiteKid
Most states take it very literally, but states like Texas allow you to shoot somebody all the way in your neighbor's yard with that law.
Jasani
Yeah if we could get where that happened. that would be fantastic. most places have castle doctrine defending you from that stuff.
Tornadotaco
We'd also need the other dude's story. Every time my parents tell a story I'm amazed at how my childhood memories differ from theirs.
chewybrian
Can't pummel someone for grabbing a purse or something in public. But, if they break in your home, you have every right to defend yourself.
rastanana
The netherlands doesnt allow you to assault anyone, even if they break into your house youre just supposed to "call the cops and hide"
PudgyPinkiePie
That's really stupid
Jasani
Hence why I said we need location. That said I cannot agree with that policy. Does Netherlands have any stand your ground laws?
Gozzu
Most countries dont. Pretty much just the US.
Zyrixion
Personally I'd have lit everything I owned on fire before paying a cent of their hospital bill, and fought it to the highest courts I could.
rastanana
Its how the law works here sadly, even if theyre breaking into your house you cant do anything and just gotta call the cops..
DrKriegersClone
See, that just encourages people to take it from KO'ing a burglar to trying to get away with disposing of a body.
Zyrixion
Solid fuck that, someone busts into my house while I'm there, they're gonna be incapacitated by whatever convenient means at hand. 1/2
Zyrixion
2/2 They wanna prosecute me for stopping someone whose intentions I have no way of knowing, I'll fight it to the high fuckin heavens and on.
Gozzu
Its mostly there to protect you. If deterred youre less likely to get yourself killed by a junkie
rastanana
Even worse is, if youd come downstairs with a baseball bat and manage to swing at him, the thief can then prosecute YOU for attempted 1/2
Dorsk84
That shit happened at my house...some would have died of acute lead poisoning...there is a reason I sleep with a gun.
2222222222
Where do you live?
stercusmoriturussum
Large caliber muzzleloader, then?
Dorsk84
I've taken 2 deer with muzzleloaders. Muzzleloaders kick like a mule....
SlfZNordic
found the murican
Dorsk84
Yeah you did.
tzap
Right. You'd shoot someone who's already pretty much incapacitated and with the cops at their heels. So that makes you what.. A murderer?
Gadvance
A confident murderer too
xmaneds
In Texas, the state of Texas would give him a medal for shooting the intruder
utgort
Even California thinks breaking into an occupied dwelling gives the occupants grounds to shoot the intruder.
PudgyPinkiePie
Breaking into my house? You're fucking dead.
pilates4hotties
If someone is crazy enough to crawl through glass to escape police then they're crazy enough to grab a knife and find a hostage.
Dorsk84
With the cops that close. No I wouldn't. But if the S.O.B. made it completely inside....yea.
tzap
Why would you hit someone with a lamp who's already down and doesn't seem like posing much of a threat?
BunnyliciousBubblegum
I mean, they aren't posing a threat while trying to get inside, but when they actually get in would be an issue. I wouldn't let that happen.
Dirtsailor2010
Good question, I would say the same reason I punch people who surprise me, I've been jumped one too many times, life is unfair and fuck him.
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Dirtsailor2010
This isn't a discussion that can be meaningfully articulated 140 characters at a time. If you're interested in what I meant PM me. Cheers.
tzap
The power fantasy trip of this comment section is both absolutely disgusting but also pretty hilarious. You guys lead some insecure lives.
Dirtsailor2010
It has been a wild ride hasn't it?
Morbifier
Living in a cozy little suburban utopia are we?
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orangecicle
Good job. We get it. You're a fucking saint. Goddamn go find something else to do you loser.
orangecicle
We get it. You're so goddamn sweet you'd never think about punched ng someone who annoyed you. You're better than an average human
Morbifier
You do understand that its not always your choice to make? I mean i get your point kinda but that is just a closeminded thing to say imho.
SMurphey
My friend had a brain injury and broke into a neighbor's car trying to get a car seat for his baby boy. They thought he was high on drugs.
Dirtsailor2010
As someone who has a debilitating TBI that situation sounds remarkably unlikely and if it did happen there were so many failures before.
SMurphey
I don't know what to tell you. Aneurysm, got home from hospital earlier in the week. He wasn't making any sense. They pulled a gun on him 1
SMurphey
And waited for police to come 2/2.
Dirtsailor2010
Tragic, the system failed your friend on many levels.
SMurphey
Luckily no one got hurt. He's doing better now mentally but they're pressing charges and he's not sure how that's going to turn out.