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Apr 8, 2018 12:39 PM
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MadMupp
And it always costs a fortune
miltownmadness
And don’t pay for premium if you don’t need to. Regular does the job just fine.
Zakt3
Except I can't just pay for service.
larryh1
Well now I have a pic for self service, thanks.
Boogertits
NefariousBueller
I only have self service where I am :-/
nopantspartypooper
And sometimes you gotta pump and run
arphaSleepWrecker
I did not came here because of the pic. yOU DID !
BubbaRunski
Married sex is like getting gas: It's a chore, it always smells funny, you mostly do it out of obligation.
Maleae
If you’re just having sex because you feel like you should, you married the wrong person.
Uglysteve
Treybetrey
korvkiosk
I always pay fir a wash afterwards. It’s worth the extra 2-3$ to feel clean in the end.
HeRulesWithARubberFist
But.... but is that the vacuum hose she’s shoving in her butt?
DaveGrohlsBrokenLeg
Im from the UK and my sex life is exactly like the petrol stations... It's all self service, you don't get a choice
Gawky
same here in the Nordics
430pm
as it should be... with gas stations anyways
stoatymcstoatface
So it’s intercourse always in New Jersey?
ridureyu
I dunno, I’ve never taken the gas pump out and just sprayed it all over the car.
funnyaccepted
And sometimes you have to pump and run.
muttonmutton
And the hottest girl takes your cash while some other schmoe does the pumping.
BreenW
underrated comment.
bwasinger25772
I would be happy to pump her....gas
xuumo
At least you can blow yourself up, and every1 around u.
everypostepic
And if you do it in public, with 5 other people, you're within the law.
leodavinci1
In my book,
leodavinci1
"self service" isn't sex.
FlametopFred
Don't forget to stock up on lubricants
Syphilouis
I'd love to pump my own, but here in Oregon I have to wait for someone to pump it for me, usually right after they just pumped someone else.
blancopelon
#freakydeaky
LasciviousHedgehog
They don't even wash their hands in between. That just seems unhygienic.
TheatreStreet
Yeah oergonians roolz
Gantzz321
Here in Canada Home of the truely Free, we get to choice, full or self service.
Varash
As a British person, I find this absolutely baffling. How hard is it to unscrew the cap, push the nozzle in and hold the handle down?
Sheldonian
MrBoogerPig
Aww. I miss that show.
MalePatternBlackness
Yea, I have been pumped passing thru Jersey too. Everybody gets pumped by force in Jersey.
aerofxx
#metoo
Stolentoken
Tell that to people in Oregon, they don't event know how to self serve
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
Or in New Jersey. I taught my kids how to pump their own gas when they started driving. Any time we traveled out of state. Which is often.
Stolentoken
The more you know! Didn't know that
goinggoing24
No wonder people in Oregon are always so sad.
mmartin762
Yes, I too, just stick my dick in and continuously ejaculate for like 5 minutes.
minervabro
I don't care what you compare it to, I'm still not sticking a gas pump in my ass
CAntthenuclearapocalypsecomesoicanjustdiealready
If it can fit in an add someone has probably done it before
CAntthenuclearapocalypsecomesoicanjustdiealready
*ass
Sheldonian
Pff. Live a little
minervabro
I can live when I'm dead
MadHakon
Still, at least in comparison to the sex toys made in China, the gas pump might be unleaded.
TheBlackWindHowls
This is why our marriage is failing, Frank.
TweakerTheBarbarian
nateglen350
I hear ya! I’ve got enough gas in my ass now.
Larryjesusnme33
Let me just check your oil
Wakborder517
“Ok!” *pulls out butt plug* -@OP
ThisUsernameIsInUse
I check my dip stick. You need lubrication, honey!
Proxxy0
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Ruik
Cmon, it's just a nozzle.
stainlessteelmohawk
Just the nozzle tip
TheDivineUsersub
Whimp
iamthisguy247
sahdad
Again
Mimsey
Right? You gotta mix it in with some lemonade and meth to make an energy drink.
stainlessteelmohawk
A Methergy drink?
BaddyOneShoe
don't knock it till you try it
Contra3IsTheHardestGameEver
Pathetic
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
You just gave me a good idea
minervabro
To you and at least 600 other people, apparently
IdAppreciateDickPicsIWould
Wow, how can you be so prudish in 2018?!?!?!?!?!?
Thefrenchnewt
Yeah, that's like, second base now?
IdAppreciateDickPicsIWould
"Oh of course I let him put the pump in my ass after the first date. But nothing really kinky will happen until the third."
playswithsharpobjects
stainlessteelmohawk
I'm glad someone's thinking ahead
Toqom
Pffft, signs like these are made AFTER someone does it.
DeclawedGerbil
I'm always happy with self service
downvoteacct
If you want a job done right, do it yourself.
LtWiggles
Sex is great but nothing beats the real thing
ZombieBiteZ
Your hand beats the thing
LurkerOfDarkness
I haven't even been at a manned station in over a year here.
mmartin762
Haha go to new Jersey. That's a joke in two ways
LurkerOfDarkness
A bit far....
UpvotingtheHotButton
Apparently almost all men suck at sex. In every way. We don’t go down, we don’t finish the job.
Racefacexc
Apparently? Based on your own experiences? I always make a real effort to finish the job and 99% of the time I succeed. Apparently, anywa
UpvotingtheHotButton
Good. Not using myself as an example. But there are like 1 in 1000 who get it right.
InsidiousExperimental
I think that's just you, bud.
UpvotingtheHotButton
There are surveys and shit. Not using myself as an example.
InsidiousExperimental
Surveys of how many people and what demographic and where? All of that matters.
InsidiousExperimental
Just because it's a survey doesn't automatically make it representitive of everyone.
UpvotingtheHotButton
Jfc. Try google. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mensjournal.com/health-fitness/young-people-are-having-tons-of-bad-sex-w441545/amp/
CasualFridayHandjob
What... what gas station has anything but self service?
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
Got one about 5 blocks from my house. "Beards 66" 6402 E Central Ave, Wichita, KS 67206 (316) 684-0116 https://g.co/kgs/vr9XWK
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
Definitely not the norm in Wichita. Grew up in the area and never ran into anything but self service stations.
blazera
Like decades ago gas stations around here had pump attendants but I havent seen one since. So, this analogy is more accurate than I thought
ForTaxReasons
In India and many other parts of the world they have attendants
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
I New Jersey, by state law, there is no self service. And quite frankly, most of us like it that way.
Kelerain
Out of interest, why?
CheeseCritic
From Oregon; you get to stay warm and clean and keep music on. Don’t have to figure out a different pump system.
Kelerain
I'm from UK, all self service here. Not really anything to figure out on a pump? Can't say I've ever got dirty in any way either.
Doxsis
Never dirty? Well you sir are uninvited to my Orgy.
Ashpashsmash
Really? I would absolutely hate that. Why would you want it mandated that you can only get gas one way instead of having an option?
CheeseCritic
Creates jobs, often prevents spills and people forgetting to remove nozzles, pay, or replace cap.
GerberLegalTeam
Are those common issues. I've never heard of them happening here in bama.
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
'Forgetting' to pay....
Ashpashsmash
I never hear of any of those being issues of any significance anywhere else. Bad policy to mandate it. Choice is much better in my opinion.
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
Except everywhere they have allowed it, full service has disappeared. So how is that choice?
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
Also, I am old, I lived in NY when they initially introduced self serve. Price on full serve went up. Self serve was the old price. Bleah.
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Self service, pay at the pump, and everyone stares at me when I pop my hood and pull out my dipstick.
pakman84
Louis CK is that you?
LurkerOfDarkness
Have only experienced fullservice twice, while in Oregon. Which reminds me, does anyone know why so few US pumps accept non-US credit cards?
TheCyclingEngineer
Because Murica
downvoteacct
From Wyoming, when I go to California many gas stations only take cash or their own credit card issued by the parent company.
Tikityler
So you don't go to Chevron, Shell, or any other major gas station...
TheSaiyanFromEarth
I’ve lived in California for 20 years, this is not at all true...
KillerTofu615
International transactions are expensive for the companies to process.
LurkerOfDarkness
Actually there's no actual cost, since it's done by the regular computers. However we all get to pay extra when using our cards abroad.
Guitardrumr
Fraud protection, most likely.
LurkerOfDarkness
because using the pin number is too difficult for them to implement I assume?
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LurkerOfDarkness
No it's not my bank, danish banks don't reject use abroad willy-nilly, and it's only gasstations, and only US.
ForgotMyOtherAcct
Don't know about everywhere, but when I use debit it invariably asks for my pin. It hasn't asked maybe three or four times ever.
LurkerOfDarkness
Well I'm not going to use debit on my CC abroad since that means I'd get to pay more. Never choose debit over credit and never choose 1/2
Guitardrumr
That's a hardware/programming issue. Many pumps and register systems at gas stations are still using old tech. So debit doesn't always 1/
Guitardrumr
work at the pump. And it's far too easy to defraud a standard credit transaction. 2/2