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Mar 8, 2018 3:20 PM
SolemnlySwearIamUpToNoGood
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tonksl
Gettin fresh for the ladies
watcher2099
Master Splinter!!!!
hemanwomenhatersclub
Master Splinter is wise
mukyuuhikuu
Depression, Lack of motivation to do anything in my life anymore mixed with depression, Did i mention depression?
DoYouEvenCareAboutPeople
when your girls parents are coming to visit and you want to look your best
wendallan
He needs all that soap rinsing off poor little sudsy rat
IWonderIfThereIsAMaximumLengthThatAUsernameCanBeIveFoundItIts6
That’s master splinter
ISwearImNotAHorcrux
He's even washing his bum, bless
Splittmark
Rat: "Don't forget the lower back"
TheRealHelmsman
Obviously a male rat. Pits, crotch, done.
yeaaadude
In his defense he seems like he s got it going on
BattyBabbon
Where's his tail?
8008135calculator
Yeah, cute but animal abuse.
NineByNine
I'm gonna have to ruin this for the lot of you. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/rat-showering-like-a-person/
Phoenix8
Swear to god, this is the greatest animal. Ever. I would have this fellow over for tea and biscuits.
Whitlotus
Little chef cleaning before cooking at gusto
kh35
That’s actually pretty cool lol
ciscoak90
Dude wtf?? It's washing itself like a small person!
CapnCocaine
It's even doing the PTA method. Pits, tits, ass.
TheRicM
"Wash your face BEFORE you wash your ass" - Ghostface Killa (from the Clan of Wu)
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
Armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth. All with the same brush.
CapnCocaine
God mode cleanliness.
QueefMalone
This has wrecked my day. Thank you.
TheRicM
It's a pacarana, South American rodent thingy. Does this even without soap
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Beekerseeker
Man, that looks like a CGI character. I love it.
NineByNine
Rodents tend to clean themselves as a stress response.
TheRicM
As a fairly clean person, TIL I might be a slightly stressed out rodent
ActionJohnnie
Clean Crisp Rat
Wuandudelovesdick
Not a rat
makeawishfoundation
Not soap.
bobamyfett
It's a pacarana
ToasterDent
Like that song "Hey, Pacarana!"
CuriousMeatball
Maybe it’s just itchy and there happens to be soap on it.
JaydeRaven
Rats are actually very clean rodents.
AlopeRubyAspendale
FALSE: rat is not showering. Downvote immediately. Source: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/rat-showering-like-a-person/
zombomb220
It’s still a good post... I’d downvote if it was a puppet, but it’s still a rodent.
MickeyPupper
I’m glad my poop has lasted long enough to see this one.
ChameleonFacedGoon
Same
SiriHowDoIAdult
Is your poop on its deathbed and you're showing it this happy, clean rodent to cheer your poop up? I hope so. So many sick poops :(
Robinerd
I too am happy that his poop got a chance to see this rat.
RoxanneLaWin
We all aspire to die as happy a death as that poop who saw the gif of the (also happy) bathing rat.
DoctorDelta
It's not washing itself, it's trying to get the soap (an irritant) off of its skin because its painful.
MerToo
"It burns! It burrrns! Oh God whyyyy would the do this to meeee!" - Rat, probably.
SteveMND
Snopes disagrees. A pacarena, which does wash itself this way normally, and pet shampoo, not irritating (presumably).
n0vaga5
They actually clean themselves like that, source youtube vid of 1 washing itself in the wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckg3DDsDWWA
PriestOfLordVote
It's soap specifically for washing pets, not normal human "OH GOD IT BURNS MY EYES" soap.
AlopeRubyAspendale
Source link: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/rat-showering-like-a-person/
FoxySpirit
Wow, the Chilean government chimed in.
mydarlingvega
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckg3DDsDWWA Just want you to see the Pacarana making the EXACT same movements without soap.
reallyannoyedwithhavingtochoosemyownname
No..it is washing itself.
DoctorDelta
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/rat-showering-like-a-person
Squidwardsnose
Why do you keep posting this link. Read through it. It is saying these are the natural movements of the animal.
SpartanC185
No, if you look it up according to zoologist it's trying to get the soap off because it's irritating
SpartanC185
I did not say it was a rat, did I.
UnpopularOpinionPuffinPersonified
Actually if you keep reading that zoologist thought it was a rat. Once it was determined to be a pacarana you can see that is how they groom
UnpopularOpinionPuffinPersonified
faab64
This is not a rat, it is being tortured by a sick person who put stuff on his body to make viral video
ViolentPanda
Pacarana have this same grooming motion at all times and are kept as pets. Is it torture to give your dog a bath? Fucking idiot.
TheRicM
Cut 'em a break man, you act you like didn't just learn about pacaranas recently like all of us did
PriestOfLordVote
I just thought this was normal rodent cleaning behavior. Like, if you put rodent-safe pet shampoo on a rat, it's going to do this everytime.
PriestOfLordVote
2/2 TIL pacaranas are not rats.
Redeyedguy4291
Is it so hard to believe that people actually know things? Oh right its the internet where everyone is wrong and knows nothing.
TheRicM
He might have known about them, but statistically, and on this site? C'mon now.
TheRicM
And it's not about not knowing it, it's about not using your knowledge in a way that is mean lol. Can be nice about it you know