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Mar 7, 2017 11:57 PM
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funkstar
My dad said the same thing about my mini long haired dachshund. Now she sits with him every night
Caamaasi
How many dad's do you have?
accidentlyawesome
My dad always complained when we got another dog. Now every dog we own is his dog.
CrownRoyalKing
The numbers are all fucked up.
jlbashaw
Dad didn't want a dog, we got one anyway, instant bff's. When Mo died it was hardest on him, said he didnt want another dog. I respect that
Yakamuli444
Dog love too powerful !! Dad is no competition !
Thedailywumbo
The dads that don't want another dog is because they remember how it feels to put one down You're putting a family member down it's terrible
whitter86
Also usually the responsibility of caring for the dog ends up with the parents even though the kids say they will take care of it
rammerass92
Any person who doesn't like dogs I automatically don't trust
mlgent
These are the daddest looking dads.
heydoggieyouremyfavoritecustomer
They're good dads Brent
FinnPony
Best comment :)
tamerantong
what did we learn today kids? dads opinions are irrelevant, do not listen to us since you're going to do whatever the hell you wanted anyway
Avatar720
So if I keep telling people I don't want a dog, they'll get me a dog? ... Yeah, I'm really not a dog person; especially not German Shepherds
WeJumpedOutAWindow0815
My dad says hes going to bring our dog back to the store. 5 minutes later I catch him kissing her on the head calling her a "cutie patootie"
LetsWatchCartoons
Reverse Psychology
TwoVhsCopiesOfGoodfellas
I'll bet someone Google men with dogs and wrote all these bullshit headlines.
JagerSergal
Dad not wanting a dog is code for yes he wants one but you feed it And he gets to hang out with it.
Yarony
Just like grandkids
Ritrit13
Was gonna upvote but you have 420 upvotes and that shit is sacred.
BlindyBlindMansSonnySon
We got a dog I didn't want, I love dogs but I didn't want the responsibility, my family promised me they would walk, feed, clean up 1
BlindyBlindMansSonnySon
after the dog etc so I let them get the damn dog, guess who walks, feeds, cleans up after that little Bishon... I do! love that dog tho 2
Vaultmaster34
I Always Love When People Use Capitalization Excessivley.
MoistenedAnus
Ok Dad sure
choloeseguay
#12 dat dad swag doe
hailiar
The daddest of them all
IUpvoteYourCatPics
This is how my step dad is with cats. He "doesn't care" about them and yet they have 5...
crochetingsteelmagnolia17
Dogs and Dads are bffs. Everybody knows that, except for Dads apparently.
Unicarnivore
My dad was so against a dog and now he constantly steals my pupper to cuddle
truckdrivershowcase
#10 is correct dogs don't count as dogs they count as people.
mothernature94
Uncle is a gruff biker complete w/ tattoo sleeve. He carries his white puffball dog under his arm around the house and whenever he visits us
mothernature94
And on Christmas, he showed up with the dog in matching red plaid vests. We thought our fashionista aunt bought it, but nope. He bought it.
mothernature94
He bought it specifically because he had a vest that matched, and damn it all if the entire family (boys included) didn't coo at the sight.
JacquesLerros
Notice that someone else got the dog, but they're bonding with the dad. Guess who isn't taking responsibility for their pet...
Darwinmc
I see all these awesome daddy/doggie get-a-longs and all I can think of is: "Michigan sucks"
Ringshadow
Michigan has really nice microbrew beer and fruit, and most of Grand Rapids and Kalamazoo/Portage is pretty decent (if hipster central).
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
Michigan is indeed amazing, but I think he's talking about UofM. Also, as a former student there, I'm honor-bound to say GO BLUE.
HanShotFirst39
I thought the same thing but when I saw the Maple Leafs shirt.
douchebaggins
go bucks!
TipsyWench
I'm not a dad but I have a feeling that it's because they don't want to see everyone upset when the dog dies. Dads are subtle awesome
anamesa42
That's my dad with our cats :(
HappyHooker
Got my son his first dog today, hubby says I 'betrayed' him, he's not ready for a dog b/c his died 4 years ago.
chiplizard
My dad sobbed the worst when we put our dog down last January.
wolfiehowl
Go it in one. Dad here with old dogs. Never gonna have one again. . .
SweetTeaYankee
My H complained about my dog for years. She died unexpectedly, and he went out in the rain to dig her grave. I've never seen him cry 1/2
SweetTeaYankee
before, not even when our daughter was born. He was bawling. He still complains about our two now, yet I always catch them snuggling 2/2
copingcabana
All dads are dog people. Dogs protect the family and fart. That's dad territory right there.
OSCgal
Dads may also be cat people. My parents have a calico and Dad adores her.
literallymike
At first I thought, typo. Then I thought about it some more...
MetroidPrimeHesTheBest
As a dad, can confirm.
hillbillyal
So what youre saying is dads are basically dogs themselves. Or all dogs are basically dads. Dags.
copingcabana
Poserman
I don't like dogs, except for the ones i trust. I trust 3 dogs. I like those. Any other dog is a danger. /1
Poserman
In my contry, three times as many people are threated for dog bites then car accidents. I've beon bitten six times /2
Poserman
Out of six times, I only knew the dog was there one time. The other 5 times, I wasn't aware there was a dog.
hersister
Listen. No one can blame those men. Dogs are amazing companions.
Hyippy
In fairness I keep telling my mum to not get another dog. Doesn't mean I'm gonna be a dick to the dog if she gets one anyway.
hersister
Haha that's because dogs are great! How many dogs does your Mom have right now?
Hyippy
Oh just 1 but she's 14 and such a low maintenance, easy dog and still doesn't get enough attention. If we got another it would be neglected
hersister
Oh that's super unfortunate. :( you have a good point.
Hyippy
It is what it is. we've all moved out so the dog is at home alone most days. The dog doesn't mind but it wouldn't be fair to a new dog