Jan 8, 2023 8:09 PM
Rauca
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Pikka
Ecuador struck out. She should've changed the inflection to make it sound like, you know, Ecuador!
CatDickTiny
DummyThiccStealyBoi
jbarreira101
Mine mine mine
SubnetTwelve
Party hard and your voice will sound like that
BIC777
Perhaps she's related to Yoko Ono? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68&t=35s
haaxxx
True question: Man or woman?
AlternativeThoughts
France???
bunnyandbear
Above the Caw
keillrandor
Maybe she has a frog in her throat?
GerbilHereReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
binky4me
WhisperingJeffGoldblum
snrsquishy101
Can someone confirm that she isn't actually deaf? I have this weird gut feeling that she could be deaf and trying her best.
Egypt forgot what she was doing half way through
UncleScarwasright
Treblaine
Icomebearingtruth
The problem with single syllable words said in multi syllable inflections, never gets old.
youreathing
Germany: FLUGZUUUUUUUG!
DilbeInternetAnimal
Why do nose jobs all look the same? Surgeons only learn one way to change the shape? Sad state of affairs.
HieroGliffin
Denmark’s facial expression is a BIG MOOD
flyinghamstick
I feel sorry for her, she looks really unsure/unconfident that she's not saying it right.
I read it as annoyance at the pressure to come off desirable. Like “I don’t get paid enough for this shit.” I would be the same.
4vie
And here I thought French people would be croaky....
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
MINE!!
JeffGodofBiscuits
I thought we'd established that "Ka-Kaw" and "Tookie Tookie" weren't working?
dannySpaceDriver
would you please stop, you're embarrassing me!
DreadPirateJaceMangrove
I watched that for the first time the other night because of an imgur post. Great movie
40ozinmylapandimfreezinmyjunk
Absolute gold
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
Right!? RIGHT!? I saw it waay back in 2004 with a bunch of friends and we have quoted that shit ever since.
ScottimusPrime
I'm sorry you had to go so long without this movie in your life, but I'm glad you have it now!
secretoaster
Fraaackance is also now
mondeca
There's no time for lubricant.
gtawGeezus
“Stand back Harry, I’m gonna shoot him.”
xmaneds
it must be so weird having to say the name of your country in a foreign language. At least El Salvador got to say her country correctly.
pleasebrodontdoitdontregisteronimgur
I'm French, and yelling "France" is not a sexy affair even in my own accent ;)
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Dominican Republic used her native language. And maybe France did? I can't tell through the shreek.
Strangeboke
thats why it sounds weird. She did!
LurkersAssemble
She did
LongCommentChainAppreciator
They refer to it as "La France" , so yeah/nah
Elle l'a quand même dit en français, ne vous en déplaise.
IMCastorTroy
I was thinking that too when I saw the clip. just let them say it in their mother tongue.
PanNonOpticon
Most of them are nearly the same, and then there's the one that shares only one letter.
BackToTheOriginalUsername
Am I the only distrubed by the way they almost all have the same nose shape?
ToasterDent
Same with influencers on Instagram
Two be the number of nares. Thou beginest at one, continue to two. Stopeth... Three is right out
lildude52ca
i fucking hate that nose shape. so UGLY
AlrightlyThen
And the same voice not counting the last
MithridateEupator
Ugh right? 2 nostrils and a bridge? Disgusting
I let you look up the difference between shape and structure...
MyFavColorIsGlitter
You inadvertently hit on a point about standard "beauty".
PorneliusHubertII
These pagents and the people who compete have a very specific idea of what Beauty is. Pretty sure many of them picked the best in the catalg
YouAreTheInsultMaster
You may not like it but this is what peak nose performance looks like
YeahIdHitThat
CAW CAW!
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
Caaaww!
Slippaterunderthecovers
Surgical?
fennecbutt
Nose? All their faces are mostly the same apart from some ethnic features. And I mean, it's obvious why.
madvin
They used plastic chirurgy, except Miss France because it is forbidden by the rules of the Miss France contest.
I didn't know that and I'm french ^^ Genuine thanks for making me learn something today.
Le règlement est très strict : https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_France Partie: Processus d’élection et règlement
HellhathnofurylikeIdoLogan
It's called contouring and it's the weirdest beauty trend I've seen in a while.
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
They all have the same designer
Ohhhhyeahhhhhhh
God.
Sarah1987
Aka plastic surgeon.
Darjanator
Dr. Phillip Schlotkin. The greatest nose job man in the entire universe and Beverly Hills.
Savvy00
Didn't even notice until you pointed out
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
It’s called a standard of beauty for a reason
Meh...
YoungRascal
Now I can't unsee that. (re)Watching a video of arguably the most beautiful women in the world and all I can see are their noses
nyarlathotep777
I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me…
sweetandsmokey
Sorry to disappoint but that is a lot of markup… you can’t make that assumption.
Sorry about that ^^'
egoistheenemy
Nose jobs all round. Its become too common nowadays. I love a natural nose, big or small. the chopped off plastic ones are a turnoff
Oops, not the right gif but it still fit ^^ Same, artificial nose are quite a turn off for me
turomar
I hate my nose. Its so big and bulbous I feel like a clown.
Trust me that's 100% fine. It's what makes you, you and that to me is attractive. I'd rather a larger nose than a botched pointy fake one.
Not fine. Enormous orb sticking out my face. Srsly like a clown nose. I could smuggle golf balls in this thing. Ew.
st2anger
ok, now I need to see
Makeup contouring is popular. Plus nose jobs.
Iputthebestinbestiality
Thought any type of cosmetic surgery was illegal for these contests?
popejubal
No restrictions for Miss Universe but I’m not sure if this is Miss Universe or not.
Ah!
Kbantar
I've seen videos on just how much make up can change the apparent shape of a nose. A LOT more than you'd think possible.
I found out that women can shapeshift and I’m going to tell the church.
BigTex1
I’ll get the ducking stool and pressing stones ready.
blueberrypi
No! I was pretending I had no nostrils! :(
thisistheusernamethatneverendss
Lots of contouring and the same makeup artist backstage
Hunterfisher10
scpum510
Such a great movie!!
IAmAngry
asking for a friend - what is the name of this movie?
Jiraiyaasama
Head n shoulders - the movie
Evolution…still holds up and worth a watch
"You are soooo beautifuuuuul... tomee
pocketpython
*cocks shotgun*
AidanPrydeCork
French Seagull!
mickeygtiger
Lé Seagull
CapitalNick
Well seagulls do like french fries, so.....
hitdog42
Freegull
Kafna
Humph, arrêter maintenant!
HandoB4Javert
SHNiTZEL68
better than Stephen
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Royale with Cheese
E4r3nd1l
Because of the metric system?
BenderRodriguz1010
FYI all the french miss are without any plastic chirurgy, instead of those of other countries. This is forbidden by the rules, 100% natural!
Same with Ecuador?
I don't know for Ecuador, but I know it is allowed for a lot of countries.
I just meant that it looks like Ecuador had some work done. It's definitely what we should be doing for all countries. Is it a recent law?
Oh ok. ^^° No no it has always been a rule wanted by the Miss France committee: no plastic chirurgy and no nude pictures for the candidates.
You can read here all the rules of the contest: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_France
revenantape
Is he trying to look like Diabolik?
PineappleLoopsBroether
he's out of his god damn mind.
MapleSyrupMafia
Always has been.
SpaceSpeed
He's been workin with dogs for 87 years.
kittypoopappledrink
You know they also call dogs a Ruffy.
HOW do you know that?
I've flown dogs for 399 years.
That’s bullshit, jeans! You made that shit up.
Pikka
Ecuador struck out. She should've changed the inflection to make it sound like, you know, Ecuador!
CatDickTiny
DummyThiccStealyBoi
jbarreira101
Mine mine mine
SubnetTwelve
Party hard and your voice will sound like that
BIC777
Perhaps she's related to Yoko Ono? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68&t=35s
haaxxx
True question: Man or woman?
AlternativeThoughts
France???
bunnyandbear
Above the Caw
keillrandor
Maybe she has a frog in her throat?
GerbilHereReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
binky4me
WhisperingJeffGoldblum
snrsquishy101
Can someone confirm that she isn't actually deaf? I have this weird gut feeling that she could be deaf and trying her best.
DummyThiccStealyBoi
Egypt forgot what she was doing half way through
UncleScarwasright
Treblaine
Icomebearingtruth
The problem with single syllable words said in multi syllable inflections, never gets old.
youreathing
Germany: FLUGZUUUUUUUG!
DilbeInternetAnimal
Why do nose jobs all look the same? Surgeons only learn one way to change the shape? Sad state of affairs.
HieroGliffin
Denmark’s facial expression is a BIG MOOD
flyinghamstick
I feel sorry for her, she looks really unsure/unconfident that she's not saying it right.
HieroGliffin
I read it as annoyance at the pressure to come off desirable. Like “I don’t get paid enough for this shit.” I would be the same.
4vie
And here I thought French people would be croaky....
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
MINE!!
JeffGodofBiscuits
I thought we'd established that "Ka-Kaw" and "Tookie Tookie" weren't working?
Rauca
dannySpaceDriver
would you please stop, you're embarrassing me!
DreadPirateJaceMangrove
I watched that for the first time the other night because of an imgur post. Great movie
40ozinmylapandimfreezinmyjunk
Absolute gold
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
Right!? RIGHT!? I saw it waay back in 2004 with a bunch of friends and we have quoted that shit ever since.
ScottimusPrime
I'm sorry you had to go so long without this movie in your life, but I'm glad you have it now!
secretoaster
Fraaackance is also now
mondeca
There's no time for lubricant.
JeffGodofBiscuits
gtawGeezus
“Stand back Harry, I’m gonna shoot him.”
xmaneds
it must be so weird having to say the name of your country in a foreign language. At least El Salvador got to say her country correctly.
pleasebrodontdoitdontregisteronimgur
I'm French, and yelling "France" is not a sexy affair even in my own accent ;)
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
Dominican Republic used her native language. And maybe France did? I can't tell through the shreek.
Strangeboke
thats why it sounds weird. She did!
LurkersAssemble
She did
LongCommentChainAppreciator
They refer to it as "La France" , so yeah/nah
LurkersAssemble
Elle l'a quand même dit en français, ne vous en déplaise.
IMCastorTroy
I was thinking that too when I saw the clip. just let them say it in their mother tongue.
PanNonOpticon
Most of them are nearly the same, and then there's the one that shares only one letter.
BackToTheOriginalUsername
Am I the only distrubed by the way they almost all have the same nose shape?
ToasterDent
Same with influencers on Instagram
bunnyandbear
Two be the number of nares. Thou beginest at one, continue to two. Stopeth... Three is right out
lildude52ca
i fucking hate that nose shape. so UGLY
AlrightlyThen
And the same voice not counting the last
MithridateEupator
Ugh right? 2 nostrils and a bridge? Disgusting
BackToTheOriginalUsername
I let you look up the difference between shape and structure...
MyFavColorIsGlitter
You inadvertently hit on a point about standard "beauty".
PorneliusHubertII
These pagents and the people who compete have a very specific idea of what Beauty is. Pretty sure many of them picked the best in the catalg
YouAreTheInsultMaster
You may not like it but this is what peak nose performance looks like
YeahIdHitThat
CAW CAW!
SpecialAgentPinkfinger
Caaaww!
Slippaterunderthecovers
Surgical?
fennecbutt
Nose? All their faces are mostly the same apart from some ethnic features. And I mean, it's obvious why.
madvin
They used plastic chirurgy, except Miss France because it is forbidden by the rules of the Miss France contest.
BackToTheOriginalUsername
I didn't know that and I'm french ^^ Genuine thanks for making me learn something today.
madvin
Le règlement est très strict : https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_France Partie: Processus d’élection et règlement
HellhathnofurylikeIdoLogan
It's called contouring and it's the weirdest beauty trend I've seen in a while.
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
They all have the same designer
Ohhhhyeahhhhhhh
God.
Sarah1987
Aka plastic surgeon.
Darjanator
Dr. Phillip Schlotkin. The greatest nose job man in the entire universe and Beverly Hills.
Savvy00
Didn't even notice until you pointed out
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
It’s called a standard of beauty for a reason
BackToTheOriginalUsername
Meh...
YoungRascal
Now I can't unsee that. (re)Watching a video of arguably the most beautiful women in the world and all I can see are their noses
nyarlathotep777
I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me…
sweetandsmokey
Sorry to disappoint but that is a lot of markup… you can’t make that assumption.
BackToTheOriginalUsername
Sorry about that ^^'
egoistheenemy
Nose jobs all round. Its become too common nowadays. I love a natural nose, big or small. the chopped off plastic ones are a turnoff
BackToTheOriginalUsername
BackToTheOriginalUsername
Oops, not the right gif but it still fit ^^ Same, artificial nose are quite a turn off for me
turomar
I hate my nose. Its so big and bulbous I feel like a clown.
egoistheenemy
Trust me that's 100% fine. It's what makes you, you and that to me is attractive. I'd rather a larger nose than a botched pointy fake one.
turomar
Not fine. Enormous orb sticking out my face. Srsly like a clown nose. I could smuggle golf balls in this thing. Ew.
st2anger
ok, now I need to see
MyFavColorIsGlitter
Makeup contouring is popular. Plus nose jobs.
Iputthebestinbestiality
Thought any type of cosmetic surgery was illegal for these contests?
popejubal
No restrictions for Miss Universe but I’m not sure if this is Miss Universe or not.
Iputthebestinbestiality
Ah!
Kbantar
I've seen videos on just how much make up can change the apparent shape of a nose. A LOT more than you'd think possible.
popejubal
I found out that women can shapeshift and I’m going to tell the church.
BigTex1
I’ll get the ducking stool and pressing stones ready.
blueberrypi
No! I was pretending I had no nostrils! :(
thisistheusernamethatneverendss
Lots of contouring and the same makeup artist backstage
Hunterfisher10
scpum510
Such a great movie!!
IAmAngry
asking for a friend - what is the name of this movie?
Jiraiyaasama
Head n shoulders - the movie
scpum510
Evolution…still holds up and worth a watch
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
"You are soooo beautifuuuuul... tomee
pocketpython
*cocks shotgun*
AidanPrydeCork
French Seagull!
mickeygtiger
Lé Seagull
CapitalNick
Well seagulls do like french fries, so.....
hitdog42
Freegull
Kafna
Humph, arrêter maintenant!
HandoB4Javert
SHNiTZEL68
better than Stephen
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Royale with Cheese
E4r3nd1l
Because of the metric system?
BenderRodriguz1010
madvin
FYI all the french miss are without any plastic chirurgy, instead of those of other countries. This is forbidden by the rules, 100% natural!
flyinghamstick
Same with Ecuador?
madvin
I don't know for Ecuador, but I know it is allowed for a lot of countries.
flyinghamstick
I just meant that it looks like Ecuador had some work done. It's definitely what we should be doing for all countries. Is it a recent law?
madvin
Oh ok. ^^° No no it has always been a rule wanted by the Miss France committee: no plastic chirurgy and no nude pictures for the candidates.
madvin
You can read here all the rules of the contest: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_France
revenantape
Rauca
Is he trying to look like Diabolik?
PineappleLoopsBroether
he's out of his god damn mind.
MapleSyrupMafia
Always has been.
SpaceSpeed
PineappleLoopsBroether
He's been workin with dogs for 87 years.
kittypoopappledrink
You know they also call dogs a Ruffy.
PineappleLoopsBroether
HOW do you know that?
kittypoopappledrink
I've flown dogs for 399 years.
PineappleLoopsBroether
That’s bullshit, jeans! You made that shit up.