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May 5, 2017 12:32 AM
evilkayfaybe
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ReverseTrapTsukasa
Dogs have litters of several puppies at once. This means Max is the only surviving puppy. His siblings all died.
StonerCommenter
They aren't born with gloves!!!
dragontrove
"Mickey, you say you want to divorce your wave because she was uh... 'extremely silly?'" "I didn't say that! I said she was fucking Goofy!"
korvkiosk
BellybuttonFillah
https://i.redd.it/cwaav631k5uy.jpg
FreddyTheFierce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOsck7jYUsE
lastdinoflange
Wow queen.
Ishkabibble317
Hi Dad soup.
CatUpVote
Goofy is a widower who always wear gloves even to bed. Ah, also he does not exist.
WhatisaYute
He was just trying to STAND OUT ABOVE THE CROWD EVEN IF I HAVE TO SHOUT OUT LOUD TIL MINE IS THE ONLY FACE YOU SEE I GOTTA STAND OUT...
WhatisaYute
til you notice me.
ShiaLaBuff
My friend and i have a theory that one day Goofy goofed up to much and caused an accident that led to Mrs. Goof's tragic demise 1/2
ShiaLaBuff
And therefore also Max's resentment towards him. 2/2
AnythingMuchShorter
That lady must've been fucking goofy.
HisRoyalSighness
Damn it
KaliDogs
Is it just me, or do almost all Disney movies involve one or both parents dying?
NeoClassicalMetal
It's easier to write if you kill off s parent, tons of anime/cartoons/live actions do it
itsybitsyspider
It started when Walt Disney bought/built a house for his mother and due to a faulty furnace, she died from carbon monoxide poisoning. --
itsybitsyspider
-- He felt such guilt over it, that every Disney film had a parent missing.
BrenShen
Garsh.
eruskafrath
Love me some Goofy !!!
MandaloreIncognito
My theory: Goofy's wife abandoned him and Max.
GroovyGhoulie
She was a crack whore
CaptainMewMews
She stars in 1950s shorts to make goofy seem a "family man" in Goof Troop, Goofy tells max that "she's up there with the stars"
UncannyMonkeyPaw
She's on the ISS?
EzekielsRage
That would be an neat (but not awesome) revelation. + a new female scientist character.- takes away a relatable story for single parent kids
Mavgurian
Huh, you are right. As much as we wish for happy background stories, the sad ones might help others to "normalize" their situation.
CwazyCakes
As a kid I felt so bad for Max; as an adult I tear up for Goofy who is just trying his best.
Bride0fAquaman
Rhadamanthus
Disney really needs to make a movie about Max's Mother.
WakeMeUpB4UpostPost
Like really tragic, like in the few minutes of Up.
JCooper094
This kills the man.
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
And at the start of the movie Goofy should talk normally. His speech impediment should start during the film and get progressively worse
Thismightbemypassword
Totally, more tragic than alfred j kwak
Mavgurian
She's a doctor, saving kids in Africa. While missing her husband and son, she cannot bring herself to leave them, and the two understand.
Dannyxrain
Points to Disney if she kinda resembles Roxanne. You know, back to the future style kinda how the mothers look like the son's wife.
whatupmyknitters
when did that happen in BTTF?
Dannyxrain
This interestingly explains the same actress being used other than convenience.
Dannyxrain
The presumptive theory/agreement is that all of Marty's direct male line married women who looked similar to their mother
whatupmyknitters
hold on. jennifer isn't played by lea thompson though, and it makes sense that his ancestors look like him and his mom. well, it would, if--
whatupmyknitters
--they weren't mcflys (paternal ancestors)... so okay i guess i sort of see your point... but still, less oedipal than you made it sound!
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
Goofy is not an hypocrite https://pics.me.me/goofy-does-it-bother-you-that-i-have-a-dog-15944155.png
orangegrand
I thought his wife was Pluto?
hurrayforboobies
TheQuoll
Wait. Goofy is a dog? What the fuck is Pluto?
TheRicM
A dog
chellebelle0234
And Pete is a cat.. Sort od
chellebelle0234
Of
enokidaki
Dont forget, goofy is the only character in the old disney world who has proof he made it with a woman.
whatupmyknitters
i just want to zero in on that: goofy fucks.
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netharia
DAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HOOIE
Jest3r123
So you're gonna sit there and say Mickey and Minnie never made any.....MINI MICE!
whyexactly
...unless they adopted...
Swagenstein
"Hyuk hyuk hyuk, gonna fill your hooha with my goof juice." Credit to Patton Oswalt for talking about G rated filth.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Ariel and Eric in Little Mermaid 2. The Sultan from Aladdin. Aladdin's father. Disney is littered with father characters.
malakim
Kiff! Inform the men!
mormacil
Yup total ladies man
JeepersMedia
morethanless
Just gonna ignore Donald' s 3 kids?
AbsurdSteak
Donald is actually their uncle
morethanless
No scrooge is the uncle
AbsurdSteak
Maybe he is too, but go ahead and Google it, Donald is their uncle.
NotBecky
Great uncle, I believe
virus64
Not if you look at his neighbor. Pete has 2 kids.
veritasgear
I think he was divorced by the time goofy movie rolled around. And Peg made off with Pistol.
enokidaki
Right, but pete wasnt in the classical disney cartoons, they were very pc.
virus64
Yes he was, he's super OG. He was usually the antagonist in old Disney shorts.
Emblem100
Exactly, he was in steamboat Willy wasn't he?
Crockpotseal
When did his kids become part of his character though?
UncannyMonkeyPaw
And a living wife.
kibateo
that wife tho.
Fochit
DharmaPunx909
That Goofy smashes when he's not around
grapefruittroop
I didn't say she was silly, I said she was fuckin' Goofy!
TheNaCl
Garsh
chiefrunswithscissors
I think you're forgetting rule 34
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Rule 34 is outside of Disney juridiction.
kstanoev
Tell me more
Totallyscrewedinaustin
If it exists, there is porn of it.
PoopholeAintALoophole
And 35... If there isn't, there will be.
theslybanananana
Well now I've gotta go find zero gravity porn..
SinisterArtificialIntelligence
Pornhub is trying to raise enough funds for a porno... in space.
theslybanananana
And it exists.
QSlade
And max repays him by being a total Fucking dick in the goofy movie
CarotchMeWindShear
My life's a living--HELLo little buddy!
outOfStylepirate
And an even bigger dick in The Extremely Goofy Movie
Sholan
As a parent, that's totally accurate
SoLongSaulGood
teens act like assholes? also water is wet
Mavgurian
Damn you, puberty!!
ThisGuyHere
He should really liven up with a good summer activity....like SCIENCE SLUMBER PARTIES....
MinagiV
Typical teenager.
kojenk
worse, max repays him by regarding his father as an embarrassing disappointment rather than the BEST DAD EVER.
iwanttomountndewya
"I know! I just wanna be apart of it!" Aw my feelings...
daveeeeeeed
"They've been laughing since I can rememner... but they're not gonna laugh anymore..."
runia24
ThisGuyHere
I know this is the beginning to that first song, but that cut off in the lyrics makes it seem very ominous. Is Max gonna shoot up a school?
Iamdarkwingduck
Principal Mazur!
veritasgear
May-ay-zuhurrr!!!
CyranoDeBurlapSack
I quoted max's "I got my own life now" speech to my mom at 8 years old. She slammed on the breaks in traffic and said "we'll go on then".
CyranoDeBurlapSack
*well. And, I never ever EVER took advice from a damn goofy ever again.
solomonbishop
I just imagine her white-knuckling the wheel, staring ahead. "We'll go on then." Never to be mentioned again.
Cheomesh
Can you believe that film is 22 years old?
harrykiri
noooooooooooooo that's fucking scary 28 yo here
swagmaster23
No and I refuse to GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR
SoraHjort
He gets better, especially by the time he works at the House of Mouse.
MsDavidAttenborough
He was a pretty standard teen boy I'd say...
ChadyWood
Standard teen boy who at some point along the road has gone through losing his mother though.
DoYouWannaKnowMySecretIdentity
Yep, a total fucking dick.
asaggese
As a former teenager I agree with you.
AphidTaco
Ya but max's dicketude allowed us to see sasquatch dance so it balances out
HaramBe4any1else
That sasquatch was the scariest thing ever.
QSlade
You make a fair point.
FCOAlex
"BEAT IT, DOOFUS!"
JimDressedAsDwight
sassandbalderdash
Just reminds me of alphabet soup *huhyuk*
RoadOiler
"Hi Dad Soup"
slc123
I didn't like watching the goofy movie when I was little because it made me sad when goofy was sad :(
jarjarbinksisthesithlord
So much this!
chellebelle0234
I always fast forwarded though the part where they sit on the car and fight. I couldn't handle the sadness.
TheGreatResurrectorofThreads
I still do that.
Dannyxrain
Also, as a Kingdom Hearts fan, I really want to see Max in KH3
c0dered
I'd rather see Paula Shore's character.
c0dered
*Pauly
BraveWolverine730
As a Kingdom Hearts fan, I just really want to see KH3 at all
ErkDaBURNiNATOR
It'll come out hut only after 2.95 remake remix post final epilogue 4KHD (limited PS5 edition)
SquireOrtah
I just wanna see Gilgamesh in KH3.
ErkDaBURNiNATOR
By the time that game comes out max could have kids of his own.
BangstickMagnum
IIRC it comes out Q4 of this year, or spring of 2018.
AStegosaurus
I just want Donald and Goofy to die for betraying me in Hollow Bastion.
HughBMyron
I don't remember this. Then again, it has been forever since this series came out
AStegosaurus
When Riku takes Sora's keyblade, they both leave with Riku because they were told to follow the Keyblade Master. This is despite having
AStegosaurus
spent all that time with you, referring to you as their friend, and watching Riku do a bunch of horrible stuff, including stab Beast in the
AStegosaurus
stomach literally five seconds prior to this happening. They are assholes.